The Knee Jerk – Follow the Jelavic Road
Filed under: The Knee Jerk - Posted by: Paul
It was a close call in the Captain Poll heading into this Gameweek. With Everton and Newcastle handed a pair of fixtures apiece, Nikica Jelavic and Papiss Cisse were virtually neck and neck in light of their recent respective form – both received 26% of the votes cast, with the latter just edging it by a total of 36. After today’s results, however, the Croatian’s owners are the ones with plenty to smile about so far.
Many a Fantasy forward line had been chopped up and re-assembled prior to this morning’s deadline – Robin Van Persie was shipped out by 85,000 owners, while more than 32,000 got rid of Wayne Rooney. It was little wonder – Cisse had notched nine his his last six, while Jelavic had bagged a brace in each of his previous two; both offered the promise of substantial points hauls, with 90,000 and 150,000 Fantasy managers snapping up their services respectively.
While Wigan swiped the wheels off the Newcastle bandwagon this afternoon with a stunning 4-0 triumph, Jelavic racked up the points against travel-sick Fulham. Only six minutes were on the clock before he grabbed his first – powering a penalty past Mark Schwarzer in the opposition goal. A second was added prior to half-time, as he swept home a Steven Pienaar pass to take his tally to eight in seven starts since joining in January.
With Pienaar running riot, providing three assists in a superb 83 minute showing, the Toffees scored four goals for the third successive game – the first time they have done so since 1964. The boost afforded to Everton’s attacking credentials since the introduction of both Pienaar and Jelavic makes David Moyes’ side an altogether different outfit from the one that struggled so badly for goals prior to their arrival – 29 goals in their first 28 Gameweeks has now been followed by 18 in the last six.
Everton now head off to Stoke on Tuesday and, with the Potters failing to return a clean sheet in their last eight, Jelavic’s owners will be licking their lips in anticipation of another goal or two. Cisse rolls up to the Bridge on Wednesday – with Chelsea conceding one goal in their three home games since Roberto Di Matteo took charge, the omens perhaps don’t look too good for those who handed him the armband.
This evening’s game at Carrow Road has already shown there will be a few more surprises before the Gameweek is out. Luis Suarez received a mere 121 votes in the Captain Poll this week but grabbed his highest points haul of the campaign against the Canaries – the Uruguayan bagged a sensational hat-trick and still has Fulham at Anfield on Tuesday.
Newcastle’s hammering also affords Tottenham a lifeline in their race for fourth – a win against Blackburn tomorrow would see Harry Redknapp’s side climb above the Magpies. Those who handed Emmanuel Adebayor, Gareth Bale or Rafael Van der Vaart the armband may have extra cause for optimism, then, and hope that they can – like Suarez – can follow the Jelavic road.*
*Pun courtesy of Andy Goddard.
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Ouch mate..i made Pienaar as my capt :p
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Nice... Hoping Fellaini outweighs Pienaar by the end of DGW
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Let's see !! i am having a great gw though...100 + looking ;ilkely
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"Follow the Jelavic Road"
BEST FANTASY FOOTBALL PUN EVER!!!
Can't be beat!- 1 year, 1 month ago
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*cringe*
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Haha, I love it. Though I said "Goodbye Jelavic Road" and captained Cisse this week...gutted!
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it's time for Jelavic 1st hattrick in premier league??against stoke
would be nice
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My VC...:(
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Away at Stoke:
Thats as improbable as Heskey dribbling 2 players- 1 year, 1 month ago
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rofl
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lol makes it even funnier without the missing "past".
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haha,we will see
nobody fancied hit to score against UTD but he did deliver 2 goals
everything is possible- 1 year, 1 month ago
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Of course the highest scoring player I bring in on my wc is victor bloody moses, on my bench of course haha. Oh well went pretty well so far, hope vdv(C) does the business
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I hope my captain does the business, and all my other players too.
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any chance for huth bonus?
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No.
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Yes theres a chance: Next match against Everton
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tomorrow game will be massive
not only for title,for fanatsy as well
if city beat UTD every team should have Aguero,Rooney,Valencia,Silva till the end of the season
it will be all abot goals- 1 year, 1 month ago
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Even when you're correct you sound a tad foolish
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why?cause my english sucks
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Hmm.. difficult to pinpoint one reason
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Silva's still not getting in my team. The others maybe.
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Any chance of taking ML lead?
Me - Cech, Terry, Hibbert, Walker, Fellaini, VDV, Jelly
Him - Jagielka, Valencia, Rooney, RVP + 20pts- 1 year, 1 month ago
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Looks like I've picked the wrong captain yet,,! Went for bale and now regretting it
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damn.. chose VDV(-4) over Pienaar(0) ... oh well
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eh?
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oh my god traffic is really low out here today...i guess ppl were so engrossed bout this whole dgw affair thy are jst plain exhausted...
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Many people advised against taking too many hits for DGW. But i took 12 point hit and don't have great score yet but had i not taken hits, i would have been in so much worse position. Got Pienaar, Jelavic, Bale & VDV for 12 point hit and it could end really well.
Some of the comments here were really helpful especially in deciding to do one more transfer than actually planned i.e. Sess-->Pienaar.- 1 year, 1 month ago
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'Cisse (C)' comments not been fruitful yet btw
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Actually some of the posts convinced me to take another 4 point hit and do Sess-->Pienaar by considering each hit for DGW player as -2 instead of -4. So i was quite confident that Pienaar will score atleast 3 more points than Sess. And i am happy that i didn't take hit for defenders.
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Nothing wrong with taking a shed load of hits. I just look at each hit individually and decide if it's worth it, rather than adding them all together and thinking it's too much. I'd do a 44 hit if all the transfers seemed worth it.
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I use the same logic. And so far its going well.
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I wish I'd taken one more now, but chuffed enough with my one hit of sess to pienaar. Also won £15 from a cheeky £2 on jelavic getting a brace. Cisse capt in fpl not great, but have vdv in metro.
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Just heard on 5Live, pitch inspection at WHL at 10.30. Water logged pitch.
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It'll be fine, but it might ruin the game somewhat if they're playing in puddles.
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Blimey. Could another double be on the cards?
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Was only joking. Just trying to liven things up in here. Sorry!
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Exciting stuff.
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LOL. Nice deadpan there.
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vdv hamstring injury odds just shortened
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Had Pienaar in my WC team, took him out last night in order to get Valencia for next week and play Torres. Nice work. Eugh.
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for last 2 GWs:
PCisse for any forward up to 10.6 mln for 4 point hit?
Do or not to do ? If yes, which forward for those last 2 games?- 1 year, 1 month ago
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Not for a hit. I'm waiting to see if welbeck or yakubu look the best bet (sold Rooney, already own jelavic)
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What. A game from Luis Suarez well done. And people. Said he wouldn't play
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People said he won't play against Fulham you dimwit numpty. And why have you put a . after What?- 1 year, 1 month ago
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Upset?
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Annoyed at stupidity.
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They said he wouldnt play both games
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Not sure he'll. Play against. Fulham though dick.
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Who will win
A-
Kompany
bale x2 Dempsey
Augero cisse(c)
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Bogdan
Terry x 2
Piennaar bale(c)
Pog Rooney
Thanks- 1 year, 1 month ago
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B imo.
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The POSTman has just called
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But there was no one there.
P.S You should have made a better FIRST comment than that.
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UDITS UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING GET OVER YOURSELF BIATCH ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Amusing.
How Amusing.- 1 year, 1 month ago
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To be honest my first post i was talking about my Ml leader saying he would not play any game I actually thought he' d play Norwich and not fuham as for full stops I'm on my phone accidents happen now leave me inpeace
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Decided to captain Jelavic because Forca Inter made such convincing comments. Thank you!!
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99 points from GW36 and still got all players to play again smokin ...............
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Got Fellaini in instead of Pienaar - atleast not a complete fail....(Till now)