From The Physio

From the Physio – Gameweek 16

In a move that could have graced the pages of Roy of the Rovers, Jermain Defoe cut open the Fulham rearguard with the precision of a Surgeon. Responding to the galloping Bale’s cues, Defoe crafted a pass of intricacy and subtlety that rendered Fulham’s defence wooden and flat-footed finding the Welsh wizard perfectly as he raced clear to unleash a first time rocket towards the net. Sadly for Bale, his effort was off target and Tottenham’s main creative force limped off nursing a hamstring tear which Andre Villas-Boas later revealed could keep the winger out for one to two weeks.

As Bale initially follows through on the shot he appears to lose balance slightly and his subsequent bodily adjustments cause him to land awkwardly back onto his left leg. It would appear that a combination of a forceful contraction combined with the slight hip and Gluteal mal-alignment when landing caused the hamstring muscle to tear slightly. However, the lack of any significant traumatic impact gives us initial cause for optimism.

Following the shot Bale immediately clutches the back of his thigh, directly over the muscle belly of the hamstring group of muscles and unable to fully weight bear on the affected leg, hobbles off the pitch. We may assume at this point that Bale attempts to “run-off” the injury as the next time the camera cuts to him he can be seen sitting down, back on and further up the pitch, again holding his hamstring over the main muscle belly and looking slightly anxious.

At this point we observe Tottenham’s physio administering a prone, straight leg hamstring stretch, where a range of over 90 degrees is achieved with slight over-pressure. Bale registers relatively little discomfort and indicates the main muscle belly of the hamstrings as the site of the injury. This is encouraging, and an important base-line indicator as it suggests that pain is present, but only at full or end of range and that tendon involvement in the injury is unlikely. In essence a relatively minor grade one tear with only a few fibres involved. Bale then gets to his feet and walks from the pitch independently, and although now able to weight bear on the affected leg, still exhibiting a pronounced gait.

In my estimation a general ball-park figure for this injury would be one to three weeks, however, Bale has genetics in his favour, with the natural body composition of an athlete he has the propensity and the reputation to heal swiftly, even so, on the balance of these observations I feel he will need at least seven days rehabilitation time. A prognosis that makes the trip to Goodison on December 9 touch and go, but one, I feel, should see the influential playmaker once more back into the breach when the Swans roll up to the Lane on December 16.

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  1. megatronaldinho
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    here's a song, having mistakenly linked the wrong sigur ros song above, here’s number 8 rather than number 7. gosh darn those confusing icelandic bastards. to innumerate idiots such as i this shit be confusing. regardless, if not a fan link me some paniczone or juno reactor. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxVCQth00AA

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    1. megatronaldinho
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      and by panic zone i mean this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhnLpA-pszo so 90ish rap check, whatever sigur ros do(pop-classical rockery) yup, that too. and still drunk with more to go. i'm good at this

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  2. Christina.
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    Test

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    1. Christina.
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      Just ignore me.

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      1. Iamjack
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        ok

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      2. SuperOsçarBaby
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        Test

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    2. Billy Gilmore
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      icles

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    3. megatronaldinho
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      wait. i'm quite drunk. but not drunk enough to fail to associate you with the only electronic, or dance, or whatever people call it, group that i like. so for ina here's som juno reactor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoVlnZyIG6M

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  3. Christina.
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    Merry Xmas, Mr Drinkwater.

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    1. New Ghost
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      +2000000000

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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        thanks Rudi, Merry Christmas to you also.. can you post the file so I can copy it

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  4. Canadian Football
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    Repost

    Does anyone think that if Silva was really injured, Mancini would have rested Nasri today???

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      1. Canadian Football
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        he will play.....Silva owners should stick.

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        1. सनकी
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          Talking to yourself? Asking and answering your own question.

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    1. Version
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      Mancini wanted Nasri to be match fit for Sunday as he hasn't played many matches off late. This should be the reason why he played yesterday IMO

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      1. Canadian Football
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        Nasri.....play 90mins last weekend.

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    2. Gobigorgohome
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      Mancini said It's difficult for Silva to make United Game. 🙁 I have him.

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      1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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        Oh, I think he'll make it somehow

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        1. Canadian Football
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          I agree....Silva will start

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    3. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      think (and really hope) he will play
      It's all show

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  5. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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    feck grav not appeared yet....

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  6. Laserface
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    Whats the deal with Theo ?? He injured ??

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      He's a little sensitive right now

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      1. सनकी
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        He always has been mind you..

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  7. OPTA FPL
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    Finally got Fellaini, hope I can manage to score over 50p after 5-6 rubbish GW

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    1. सनकी
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      Lol. Too little too late? He'll still score anyway..

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    1. OPTA FPL
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      fail....

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    2. Canadian Football
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      who cares!!! sorry man.....

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      1. Fantasy Football Friend!
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        I'm still having some fun with CLFF, it certainly helps with the tedious predictability of the group stage.

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  9. Canadian Football
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    Good night DZ......

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      same here g'night

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    2. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      gud morning

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      1. OPTA FPL
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        afternoon lad

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    3. सनकी
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      Good afternoon

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  10. Gaz Downright
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    A fake Santa Hat?

    Here OldSchool, borrow mine instead: http://i47.tinypic.com/10wo9ph.jpg

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    1. Hubert
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      Mine's real 😀

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  11. JD
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    anyone know if messi and valdes will play today?

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    1. Hubert
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      Pretty sure Messi will play, not sure about Valdez. Hope so, I have both.

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      1. JD
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        got 3pts off my other keeper.. so not sure if i should make the sub!

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        1. Hubert
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          Same here, went for Valdez in the hope he'll do better, didn't even consider he might not play!

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  12. Fantasy Football Friend!
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    How do we get the fake Santa hat's then?

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    1. Acquafresca
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      11 years, 4 months ago

      paint.

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      1. Fantasy Football Friend!
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        That sounds like a lotta work, i thought it would be easy considering almost everybody has one 🙁

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        1. Jafooli
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          Just paint it on the screen of your laptop. That's what I did....works a treat.....

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  13. Acquafresca
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    Going to try to introduce some luck into my FPL season by reverting to my original grav + the santa hat 😉

    Test..

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    1. Acquafresca
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      Comon now.. CHANGE ALREADY! 😈

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      1. Billy Gilmore
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        Done.

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    2. Lateriser 12
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      I like.

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  14. Billy Gilmore
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    @Old School

    http://i.imgur.com/F5D1S.png

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  15. NATSTER
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    It seems people got their own Santa hat..

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  16. Pinoche
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    🙂

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    1. Billy Gilmore
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      Missing something, Aatish?

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      1. Pinoche
        • 12 Years
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        Yea 🙁

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      2. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
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        Go on Berbilly.......give him a Santa cap....

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  17. Pinoche
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    Morning ladies!

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    1. Hubert
      • 11 Years
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      Buenas Tardes

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    2. Lateriser 12
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      Morning. Over it?

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      1. Pinoche
        • 12 Years
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        Yea, finally.

        Now waiting on Walcott's injury update.

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        1. Lateriser 12
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
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          Likewise

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    3. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
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      hey Aatish.. how's things?

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      1. Pinoche
        • 12 Years
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        Hello 🙂
        Had a terrible week. Took a 4 point hit for Bale and benched Michu 🙁

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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          Aatish,

          Yeah I did somthing similar. Got rid of baines and Ba for Ridgewell and Suarez for a hit.. had Bale as well...

          just taken another hit to correct my bad choice of Gorkks instead of Shorey a couple of weeks ago and got rid of bale for Fellaini

          oh well chin up I suppose

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    4. megatronaldinho
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      11 years, 4 months ago

      whatevs guy. cease and desist. do what i did.. get drunk and fail to understand applied westernized livery. and ixnay with the santa hat

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
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        😀 🙂

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  18. Jafooli
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    Xmas over yet? Can I take my hat off now?

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  19. Jafooli
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    Right, another day, the same question.

    Any news on wtf is going on with Gorkss?

    % chance of the tube starting both games?

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  20. danishdynamite
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    11 years, 4 months ago

    So Bale fell during the night

    I thought he had to get 2.5 x the -NTI to fall, seeing as he was flagged?

    *scratches head*

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    1. Billy Gilmore
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      That's already taken into account with the target NTI.

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      1. danishdynamite
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        So it is. My bad :-/

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  21. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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    I feel like I really have achieved something... I added a hat on my own... wow miracles will never cease.. I have entered the 21st century 🙂

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
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      ok maybe I haven't 🙁

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      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
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        🙂

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        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Patience young padawan 🙂

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          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 12 Years
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            🙂

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    2. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      😀 Big ups!

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    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 11 Years
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      Nice 🙂

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
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        Berbilly, thanks for providing me that photo.. Has my grav changed to the one I did yet as it's not showing on mine? want to compare

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 12 Years
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          oh there it is 🙂

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        2. Billy Gilmore
          • 11 Years
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          Yep, it has 🙂

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          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 12 Years
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            the one you did is better, however I will keep mine as it's the first time I've managed to ever edit a photo 😯

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            1. Billy Gilmore
              • 11 Years
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              😯

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  22. bdwhite91
    • 12 Years
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    Will Kroos and Lahm play tomorrow?

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  23. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
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    Okay, time for a DZ head count. Who's around? Seems awful quiet around these parts......

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    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      Ello

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    2. Billy Gilmore
      • 11 Years
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      o

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    3. Willis.
      • 12 Years
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      hi

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    4. megatronaldinho
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      no- one is who they say they are.. unless they claim to be someone, and you're in no position to prove otherwise.... so i guess everyone is who they say they are

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      1. Jafooli
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        😯

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    5. Acquafresca
      • 12 Years
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      Aye

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    6. Jafooli
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      I make that four plus Megatron X (not sure if it's a person or computer generated speech programme.....

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      1. megatronaldinho
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        my programmer taught me to accede to such demands... so, um yes. and in the interest of expelling computory accusations,.. i'm a program. computers don't attempt counter intuitive revers psychology. or do we? i mean they...

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  24. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Aatish in your big season last year what rank were you at early season mid season late season?
    Could you tell us more about it..game changers etc etc

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    1. Pinoche
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      11 years, 4 months ago

      I think I was in the top 10-20k at this time. I was taking a lot of punts and used to double up with midfielders from the same team. At one stage I had Bale VDV and Ade last season! It worked well. Then I got Nani in when he was at home against Wolves and he gave me 16 points.
      I used to focus on my Team Value a lot.
      It was a great season.

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      1. Hubert
        • 11 Years
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        *takes notes*

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        1. Pinoche
          • 12 Years
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          And the best was gw36.
          I was 44 points behind my country leader and took a 16 poibt hit with VDV(c).

          Got 125 points and reduced the gap a litte.
          In gw38 with that last minute Aguero goal I won my country league by 1 point.

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          1. mataga123
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            what place are you coming currently at the moment?

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      2. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        Ah nice....Very nice.. So long way to go..very long way to go i guess..

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        1. megatronaldinho
          • 13 Years
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          this guy. you have a long way to go, but you can finish top 1k if you top 150k in january. i imagine you are doin a lot better, so top 500 ain't in any way beyond you

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    2. megatronaldinho
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      can i get involved in this? i was at some point sometime, somewhere. not last season but the season before. i did ok then

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      1. Lateriser 12
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        • 12 Years
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        Cracking season year before last.

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  25. Willis.
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    hi everybuddy!! im new to dis dating site. how do i add a sexy pic of meself n a link?

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    1. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      You need be a member for a year before you're allowed to.....

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      1. Willis.
        • 12 Years
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        okie dat sucks den. now how do i becum a member?

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        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
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          Nay, only joking.....asking Aqua or Berbilly how you do it.....just took me a year to sort......

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  26. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Easy guide to Santa hat.

    1) Paste grav on Powerpoint slide
    2) Download santa hat from google images (go to advanced search and change settings to gif file only)
    3) Select appropriate hat. Paste in on the same ppt slide. Adjust. Crop. Use.

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    1. Pinoche
      • 12 Years
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      Hmm, I'll get one today then.

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    2. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
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      Or

      1) Ask Berbilly
      2) Use

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      1. Pinoche
        • 12 Years
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        😀

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    3. Willis.
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      i haf a god pic of santa head butt hoe do i add it to my pic?

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      1. Pinoche
        • 12 Years
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        Willis Hide?

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        1. Willis.
          • 12 Years
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          who is dis willis hide u speek of? i am WALLACE HYDE u fool

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          1. Pinoche
            • 12 Years
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            Ru D

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  27. fijuhmon
    • 12 Years
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    1 FT, nothing in the bank

    a) Long -> Le Fondre to free up some cash?
    b) Rafael to someone but who?
    c) save

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    1. fijuhmon
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Oh, and I have the mysterious Gorkss also. I'd love to ditch him, but can't get anyone instead as he is so low value. Stam?

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      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
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        Shorey, otherwise c)

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  28. Göz
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    Need a bit of reassurance / validation / help with my team.

    Begovic, Foster
    Rafael, Enrique, Cuellar, Clyne, Nelsen
    Silva, Sessegnon, Fellaini, Michu, McAnuff
    RVP, Ba, Berbatov

    Made a transfer this week: Gorkks > Cuellar, none left

    Obviously there are a few grey areas like Rafa, Sess, McAnuff, and a few players not in form at the moment. Is there any real need to get Bale and Suarez in next week? To do that I'd have to spend 8 points and do Rafa > Davies, Sess > Bale, Ba > Suarez

    Thoughts?

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    1. Göz
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Forgot to mention 2.4 in the bank

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    2. Buck The Trent
      • 12 Years
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      We don't know how long Bale will be out for, so maybe you still can get away with an FT or -4 to get the team you'll be happy with

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    3. Jafooli
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      Team looks fine TPG........no panic required. Would keep Ba, Sess to Bale when he's fit again.....

      Sess, grey area, why?

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      1. Göz
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        He's not exactly setting the world on fire.. brought him in after his little run of form and now has scored me the grand total of 5 points.. however I suppose it hasn't been a bad transfer as I removed Caz 😀

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  29. SPorting
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    morning chumps!

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    1. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
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      Hat ABG, and morning.....

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      1. SPorting
        • 12 Years
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        HAT(S) have been done.

        just waiting for the change....................

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        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
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          Good work....

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  30. Geeker3436
    • 11 Years
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    My team is in a mess due to suspension, injury and out of favor players. 1 FT with wildcard played. Please RMT

    Begovic (Jaaskelainen)
    Cuellar, Baines, Jose Enrique, Clyne, Gorkss
    Morrison, Mata, Sterling (Silva, Bale)
    Van Persie, Suarez, Fletcher

    What should I do?

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    1. Jafooli
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      Not a bad team that.......Gorkss to another Reading? That's about all, I think.....Morrison didn't start last time out, but sure he was only rested for a game...

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