The Knee Jerk

The Knee Jerk – Saturday

The Knee Jerk returns in a new, digestible format. An instant response to the matches or matches of the day, offering a quick appraisal of the protagonists and dilemmas posed.

Day one, and already Fantasy managers find themselves re-addressing their “big decision”. Conveniently, a precocious talent on Merseyside may just offer a ready-made solution.

The Game Changer

It was clear that the decision on Robin Van Persie would again split Fantasy Football managers down the middle. Owned by 43% of Fantasy Premier League (FPL) managers, there were vast waves of support for the argument that his huge 14.0 price tag was too much of an obstacle, that value could be found elsewhere to compensate for his undoubted consistency.

That might still be the case, as Christian Benteke and Danny Welbeck demonstrated, but Van Persie’s superb brace at the Liberty this evening will have prompted early doubts.

Those without Van Persie must now decide whether to remain firm and back their initial policy or consider extensive emergency surgery to acquire him. Should Van Persie return again at home to Chelsea, then big investment could arrive over the international break ahead of the delicious Old Trafford clash with Crystal Palace in Gameweek 4.

If 14.0 looked too much this morning, we can only imagine where Van Persie will be in a few weeks if he shows that acclaimed consistency.

Van Persie really is the biggest test of the “jerky knee”.

The Underused

There was every chance that Ross Barkley would benefit from Darron Gibson’s likely absence in the Everton midfield, and so it proved.

The 19-year-old capped what was described by Roberto Martinez as an “outstanding performance” with a sweetly struck goal to hand the Toffees the advantage at Carrow Road. While that was eventually surrendered to a debut strike from Ricky van Wolfswinkel, Barkley had done more than enough to have us Fantasy Managers take notice.

Barkley is owned by less than 2% of FPL managers and yet, at just 4.5, offers obvious appeal as a fifth midfielder for those now frantically looking for a route to recruit Van Persie.

Can he retain his starting role? It’s perhaps doubtful but in Martinez he’s playing under a manager who will give young talent a stage to impress. Barkley will surely start at home to West Brom next weekend and that might just be good enough for plenty of Fantasy managers.

The Selection Poser

The absence of Robert Snodgrass in today’s Norwich lineup was a bitter blow. According to Chris Hughton, a groin problem kept him out of the reckoning and allowed new signing Nathan Redmond to sparkle. Hughton did indicate that Snodgrass’ problem is minor, having been “touch and go” for today’s clash. The Norwich boss also stated that the Scot would have started over Elliot Bennett, offering some reassurance that Redmond’s performance will not be a cause for further doubt for Snodgrass owners.

The Norwich City lineup does create further issues, however. Steven Whittaker’s strike underlines his case to retain his start at right-back, although we can surely expect Seb Bassong to earn a recall once fully fit. It remains to be seen if club captain Russell Martin will oust Whittaker at full-back, or whether Michael Turner will eventually come under threat.

Arsene Wenger would love such options. With injuries to Kieran Gibbs and Bacary Sagna, coupled with Laurent Koscielny’s dismissal, the Gunners rearguard is now in tatters. Already deprived of Thomas Vermaelen, Wenger looks set to a patched up back four to face Fulham next weekend. Those who invested in Per Mertesacker and Wojciech Szczęsny will already be considering an exit route.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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    Lol at the guys team who got 95... Even without Zaha.

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  2. Adam Lallana makes Messi lo…
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    38 with ivan hazard(c) yaya and sissoko :/

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  3. Magico
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    MOTD - BBC1

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  4. Ginkapo FPL
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    ******KLAXON******

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  5. Parm
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    KLAXON on MOTD....

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  6. just a man
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    So many class players to go over next two days. All thoughts could turn on their head by Monday night.

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    1. Sánchez
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      It totally will too.
      And come midweek, the current #1 wont be top 100

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  7. tw
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    hoping to get off to a winning start in La Liga. who do you think will win?

    me - oscar
    Declan - terry + 2pts

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    1. Declan-
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      No contest imo

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  8. Misunderstood Genius
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    Did anyone actually have Whittaker starting?

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    1. JT's Dog
        10 years, 8 months ago

        3 of my ML. Only picked players they heard of from Scottish football I think

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    2. World XI
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      The reason GW ranks are different to Overall rank is due to people joining after GW1 had started meaning they are on 0, improving you're overall rank

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      1. Jairzinho
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        10 years, 8 months ago

        That should make no difference unless you got a negative score this week.

        Mine are the same anyway.

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    3. Optimus.
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      You just know Mark is smoking a cigar with a brandy in hand reading all this with the slippers on 🙂

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      1. tw
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        he's probably terrified of the rest of the gw though. only two chelsea, and no citeh or spurs

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        1. Optimus.
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          i would take 70points now 🙂

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    4. Frank Black
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      You know you hit rock bottom when you're relying on JT to play THE match of his career.

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    5. Feed tha Sheep
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      Finally it's updating

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    6. The Quiff
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      Grr. I just looked at the dream team. My final team changes saw me remove Mignolet & Shaw[sub] from my 15 (for Cech & Toure), and move Coleman to my bench as a result of those changes.

      Maths-wise that's 15 + 13 [12 on bench] to Cech + 5 [13 on bench], so I need Cech to score 23 to balance than equation. I also changed Lukaku to Dzeko.

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    7. Baby Cuties
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      Haha! that pic of Kagawa defo wasnt Kagawa! #MOTD

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      1. Caine & Co.
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        there is no kagawa actually. 'kagawa' is 5 different asian guys playing for united

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    9. Adro3
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      Hmm. I hope Benteke over Soldado was a good choice. I have a feeling Soldado could rip it up tomorrow.

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    10. Wild Rover
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      10 years, 8 months ago

      I have 12 pts... I'm ranked 2.27m... I'm not wildcarding.. Chill 🙂

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      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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        Your optimism and common sense deserves an upvote

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        1. Optimus.
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          and from me 🙂

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        2. FISSH
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          He's uncle Albert what do you expect !

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      2. Optimus.
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        thats the reassurance i need 🙂

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      3. SW6
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        Well put. I'm only just ahead of you on 19, and apart from the slightly embarrasing GW rank, I'm not feeling too disheartened.

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      4. the axolotl
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        top 2.5 mil. nice. good to see your glass is 1/70256th full 😉

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        1. Wild Rover
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          🙂

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      5. Fantasy Football Friend!
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        Who you got left?

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        1. Wild Rover
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          Ivan, Haz, Lukaku, Zab, Soldado

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      6. Podge
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        Me either (9 pts) and if I did I still wouldnt have RVP
        No one can convince me that the money isnt better spent elsewhere

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        1. Wild Rover
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          This.. Have an upvote 🙂

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          1. Podge
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            Why thank you

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      7. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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        How do you know your ranking WR, my game is still 'updating'

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        1. Wild Rover
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          I'm updated 😕

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    11. RafaMC
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      Any word on why Snodgrass didn't play today. Guessing he is injured ?????????????

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      1. Wild Rover
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        Groin strain

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      2. Diego Morethan
        • 12 Years
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        Missus having a sprograss

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        1. Wild Rover
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Not true... or at least it's not the reason he was absent.. You could try reading the article

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      3. blveprints
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        10 years, 8 months ago

        Didn't I see his wife was giving birth?

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          Out of his groin maybe?

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      4. Philman
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        See Tweet on main page.

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        1. Wild Rover
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          See this article..

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      5. v12w12
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        Heard his wife was in labour??

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          We try to keep politics to a minimum on here. 😉

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          1. v12w12
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            🙂

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    12. Matt
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      I knew it would come to this. I really want Soldado to score highly tomorrow, yet he's playing against us. Is a 3-2 win for Palace with Soldado x2 really too much to ask? Would make my gameweek 😀 plus it'd probably mean I win my EPL tie against 1966

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    13. Rafabio
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      Chelsea will cripple Hull tomorrow, I hope.

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      1. Mull
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        If they get an early goal I can see them putting six past Hull.

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        1. Rafabio
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          Funny thing is I thought the same was on the cards for Arsenal after the early goal and that didn't turn out well at all!

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      2. Adro3
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        JT cleanie, Hazard goal and assist, Lukaku goal. Let's hope they rip it up!

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        1. cruzex
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          oscaaaaaaaaar

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    14. Oldman Unathletic
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      Piss poor defending from Swansea.

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        So solid all pre-season too. See below. Chico didn't play before I think.

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    15. In Like Flynn.
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      Laudrup should have played Amat instead of Chico.

      That is all I have to say on the matter.

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      1. Deicide
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        I shouln't have benched Boruc to put Marshall 5 mins before I sleep

        That is all I have to say on the matter.

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      2. Crouch Potato!
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        I agree, playing Amat would have made a more RUGged defence!

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          Along with Amo, Amass.

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    16. JT's Dog
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Bit funny having Rooney sitting on seat sponsored by regain

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      • v12w12
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        I'm tops, but all the boys have solandro and negredo, but being female they'll be raging (again) 🙂

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        1. MJ6987
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          How you doin?

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        2. Optimus.
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          areyoufemale?...surelynot on here 😯

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          1. Optimus.
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            i think i need a new "space" button

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          2. v12w12
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            🙂

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        3. JT's Dog
            10 years, 8 months ago

            All the boys are female? Is this the Thailand league?

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            1. Wild Rover
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              😆

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            2. Crouch Potato!
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              Will never get drunk there again!

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            3. v12w12
              • 13 Years
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              Yes, watch your bum lol

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          • Wild Rover
            • 13 Years
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            How strange... You were called 'knee jerk' a few minutes age..

            Jerk

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          • Red20
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            Mup the ladies! 😉

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            1. Crouch Potato!
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              Hello there, (wink) 😉

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            2. Optimus.
              • 13 Years
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              marry me 🙂

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              1. Crouch Potato!
                • 12 Years
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                Hey butt out pal!

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                1. v12w12
                  • 13 Years
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                  Lol

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        4. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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          Sturridge and Lambert score the only goals in their respective games and they don't get rewarded by BAPS, strange?

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          1. DropPointsNotBombs
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            That's good imo. It's the same as when players have brilliant matches but man of the match is given to somebody just for scoring a goal

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            1. Podge
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              Yeh goals arent what the game is about at all

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          2. Namtab Nomolos
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            That's their job and they only got 1 goal. Other players got rewarded for doing their jobs better.

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            1. Frank Black
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              Yeah...like Giroud who scored a useless goal, lost the match 3-1 and got 2 BP.

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              1. Namtab Nomolos
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                He put Rosicky through at least twice with clear shots on goal, the BPS points are all so low there's not much to differentiate them so it's all marginal

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            2. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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              Only one goal? They both scored the only hence winning goal for their teams...I don't have either, just trying to come to grasps with the new BAPs system. Under both previous regimes they would have been nailed on for 2/3 BAPS.

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              1. Namtab Nomolos
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                Yeah It was a bit tongue in cheek 🙂 You can see from the PPI column exactly how they would have fared and Sturridge would have got 3. I think Begovic making 10 saves including some really good ones performed his job at least as well as Sturridge. The team game is about scoring goals and winning but the individual performances is about a variety of things.

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          3. Exilizer
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            10 years, 8 months ago

            apparently sturridge missed too many chances and got fouled too often,...

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        5. Jairzinho
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          • 13 Years
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          Michael Dawson just needs to rekindle his 02/03 goalscoring form this season. Is that too much to ask?

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          1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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            I think they'll clean sheet tbh.

            Hoping dawson drops some assists to Soldado haha

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        6. Axel07
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          A) Lukaku > lambert
          koscielny > zabaleta

          B) koscielny > collins or any other 5m def.


          ( Already have Coleman and dawsøn in my team ..
          Can’t take toure coz ive 3 pool players)

          Help please

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        7. DropPointsNotBombs
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          I hope Ivanovic scores tomorrow

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          1. MJ6987
            • 13 Years
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            -1

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          2. Exilizer
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            • 10 Years
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            And hazard and lukaku 😛 Newcastle can get destroyed for all I care 😛

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          3. Red20
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            I hope so too..

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        8. Jairzinho
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          what the hell was that noise??!

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          1. Mull
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            That's called a Geordie accent.

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            1. Crouch Potato!
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              Nay mon!

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          2. Optimus.
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            sorry i queefed

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          3. Crouch Potato!
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            Sorry just had curry.

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        9. MJ6987
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          Oscar my diff tomorrow. And need Hull to score!

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          1. In Like Flynn.
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            Oi! steady. About the only chance to rescue my week to only being poor, is if Chelsea keep 2 CSs this week.

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