Preamble

The Pre-match Preamble – Gameweek 17

This is a time for family and feasting. A time to indulge those you love and the treats and temptations around us. For Fantasy managers, however, Christmas offers us a tortuous programme that clashes with such merriment and has us break etiquette and risk the wrath of loved ones. We embrace the fixture frenzy that Christmas brings – it’s all that family and friends nonsense that gets in the way.

Every year I’m amazed by the numbers. While I’m reliably informed that, by January, the typical Fantasy Football player base has dropped off by 50%, on our pages we see no such trend. The Christmas spell is a boom period.

It leads me to ponder that, if Fantasy Football is a drug for the enthusiastic “hardcore” player, then the Christmas period is a pure and relentless hit that renders us giddy with the possibilities and often exhausts us with its outcomes. This is no time to shelve our lineups and pursue the expected Christmas agenda – our time is dictated by deadlines, kick-off times and the live television schedule. We need our fix and it’s never been so plentiful.

And yet, I know full well I will have to make concessions. I know that, come Boxing Day, my excited expectations for my teams will have to be hushed amongst company, limited to a smuggled mobile phone under the dinner table and improbably frequent toilet breaks that will have loved ones concerned about the condition of my bladder.

It’s a painful experience (not the bladder) to maintain the threads of conversation over dinner when the mind is drifting to the chances of Marko Arnautovic notching for Stoke. It’s unnatural, unnecessary and against all that Christmas stands for. And yet, for myself and doubtless other Fantasy managers, it’s become the norm.

Hands up, then. The normal service will be interrupted. Pulls and responsibilities, the magic of seeing my near two-year-old experience all that Christmas brings will distract me and those who help me to fuel your own obsession at this time. But I’ll sneak and cajole, win brownie points and trade them for time to be amongst you. Enjoy the festivities.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Jimmers
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    Pens down!

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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      THE HORROR!

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  2. crystalpalaceRus
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    updating

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    1. Epic Fail
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      😯

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  3. Peggi
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    ahhh nothing like watching everyone take hits while i sit back

    seriously though, we can use our WC's in 10 days! so many hits at this point is ridiculous

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      Unless you lose huge ground on your rivals.
      Unless you end up being forced to Wildcard at the wrong time in January
      Unless you have a plan in place already

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    2. Courtois in the Rye
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      Completely agree - only a hit if you can't get 11 out for me.

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    3. Jimmers
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      Not really - with 4 GWs in 12 days its necessary to have a full squad to allow for the inevitable rotation

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  4. Chucky
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    Updating..

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  5. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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    All set? 🙂

    Migs
    Evra | Coleman | Chester
    Hazard | Ramsey | Coutinho | Fer
    Negredo | Lukaku | Suarez(c)

    Subs: RavMo, Vlaar, Burner

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  6. Declan
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    Neil Ruddock 😯

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      Chubble

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    2. Jimmers
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      Hard to believe there is a footballer hidden in there

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      1. Declan
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        I think he ate one.

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  7. Blue Lion
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    i am playing terry and benching chester....wise?

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    1. Raddy
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      I did the same.

      Doesn't mean it is wise though.

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      1. Raddy
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        *Have a feeling for a cheeky Terry set piece goal this GW

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  8. Wavey Wambz
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    Bench Rooney? Or start Ward/Chamakh?

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      Doesn't matter really, so bench Suarez

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  9. Demel
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    Any hits needed?

    Team good to go?

    Speroni
    Gabbidon - Evans - Distin
    Coutinho - Ramsey - Silva - Walcott
    Suarez - Negredo - Wellbeck

    Marshall - Terry - Ravel - Burner

    Transfer next week Coutinho -> Hazard

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    1. Demel
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      Just seen the time! Too late!

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  10. The Finnisher
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    Perhaps the only time I'll be ahead of anyone this GW, so...

    0 from 0, how you doin'? 😎

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      Scores are irrelevant when you have Berbatov 😎

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      1. banskt
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        Berbatov? I thought I was the only person here punting on him 😀

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        1. Piggs Boson
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          Punt? There is no punt 🙂

          Take comfort in the fact that the stats in members section show him as God.

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          1. banskt
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            I don't have access to the members section. I saw him play last weekend, then I looked at the fixtures, and he was straight into my team...

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    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      -4 from 0

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    3. TorresMagic™
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      No hits?

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      1. The Finnisher
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        I've already told you, I'm never taking a hit again!!!!

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          You'll win all my leagues. 🙂

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        2. Santi sensei
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          +1

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    4. Scottys Army
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      0 from 0 here

      no hits

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    5. Derailed Bandwagon
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      -8 from 0

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    6. Namtab Nomolos
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      -4 from 0, 7 figure GW rank 🙁

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    7. Mr Smith
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      -12 from 0 😕

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  11. Chris_White
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    Ravel Morrison to have the game of his life and reward me for not selling Rooney for a hit.

    It's written.

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    1. Wavey Wambz
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      He'll draw blankagainst his former club and get a red card.

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      1. Chris_White
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        🙁

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  12. Bøwstring The Carp
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    Probably old news at this stage:

    "Manchester United ‏@OldTraffordReds 30m
    Manchester United will hand a late fitness test to Wayne Rooney ahead of their home date with West Ham after sitting out the game mid week"

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    1. Ryan
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      How recent is that. There is an 18man squad on the previous page.

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    2. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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      Late fitness test really doesn't mean "out"

      A lot of people have been very scaremongered.

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    3. Piggs Boson
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      He was never injured 😆

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      1. Chris_White
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        LOL

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  13. Scottys Army
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    Speculation and rumours are pointless

    Evra was ruled out and not in the squad v villa

    Yet he started the game

    No reason to say the same wont happen with wazza today

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    1. Aurora
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      you can stop now...

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      1. Scottys Army
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        no because people prefer negative scaremongeriong so i will ram it home if i like

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    2. Crouch Potato!
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      Why do both words exist then?

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    3. Heydudes13
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      I must have seen you say this 5 times in the past 5 minutes.

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      1. Scottys Army
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        thanks for stalking .....

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  14. Bobbydhino - ⚒ Saint Slav…
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    I woke up a little late, 3:30am here in Portland Oregon. Is there any pressing injuries?

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    1. Bobbydhino - ⚒ Saint Slav…
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      Never mind, the game is updating
      🙂

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  15. crystalpalaceRus
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    Wardinho

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  16. Wild Rover
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    Never realised it was deadline time, I was still pondering Wally captain. Probably for the best... 🙂

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    1. Namtab Nomolos
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      I flirted with it. Great potential, but stuck with Welbeck 😯

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    2. Derailed Bandwagon
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      Went against wally C this week. As Im starting on -8 and already have several differentials (Silva, Walcott, Adebayor & Berbatov), I went Suarez C.

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    3. Crouch Potato!
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      Might worry a little when he's chasing his hattie! 😉

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  17. Heydudes13
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    Replied two pages ago Daniel. 🙂

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  18. Spencer
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    Oops. Missed the deadline.

    Probably for the best. Sterling for a hit doesn't sound too good now!

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  19. Whitman2013
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    WHITMAN2013
    I think I've accidentally played Ravmo over shelvey

    Any chance this won't be a big mistake?

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    1. crystalpalaceRus
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      Ive played shelvey cuz hes on tv

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      1. Whitman2013
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        I was meant too then went to change it and it went stupid and phone froze come on Ravmo lol

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    2. Raddy
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      I like your style stating your name before you speak.

      No, i think RavMo is actually a better choice.

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      1. Whitman2013
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        Haha!!
        I copied it as I previously posted it on a topic no one had messaged for 3 hours lol

        Thanks guys

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  20. big oak
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    i love it how rogers was outspoken this week about the troubles at hull and cardiff.
    somebody should have the b**ls to say things as they are and this definitly shows how far he has come since the insecurities of his start at pool.
    im an evertonian but i'm sick of managers talking like politians, and rodgers comments were a breath of fresh air

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    1. Gravless wonder
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      agree, was good to see

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    2. It’s A Joke
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      Bang on

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    3. Dr Dream
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      Yep...It's about time fans,players and staff started taking some direct action against some of these dubious owners...Blackburn fan of over forty years speaking from experience.

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  21. Chucky
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    Went with 5 at the back this week... Could turn out to be a genius move if Chelsea manages to keep a CS.

    Terry Ivan GJ Flanagan M.Turner 😎

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    1. LewanGOALski
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      double Chelsea vs Arsenal 😯

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  22. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    Only! - 4 after planning for a - 8! 🙂

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      So you're leading the Gameweek on +4 then 😀

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        *giggles* 😀

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    2. Piggs Boson
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      Nice one Doosra. Love the Mirallas transfer!

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        Cheers! Good luck to you - and Ade! 😉

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  23. Christina.
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    .....can't wait to see my ML leader bought Negredo...and not Rooney...

    *shits in pants

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  24. It’s A Joke
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    Panicking is not good for you in this game. I've panicked once this season: got rid of Nasri for hazard, Sturridge for Lukaku and Faye for Collins. Cost me 8 points and Hazard got 2 whilst Nasri got 15.

    That English cliche 'keep calm and carry on' holds true!

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    1. Gravless wonder
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      been panicking all season

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  25. Your Mum's Athletic
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    @OldTraffordReds

    Manchester United will hand a late fitness test to Wayne Rooney ahead of their home date with West Ham after sitting out the game mid week

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    1. Scottys Army
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      people dont want to hear this , they want negative scaremongering

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  26. Lord Flashheart
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    Venting post:

    Rooney is now officially my nemesis.

    Bought him a month ago and sold immediately after as he got his fifth yellow and lukaku was calling my name, now I did an early transfer on Sunday to bring him in for aguero and 10 minutes ago tilted and sold him for negredo.

    No more Rooney in my team. That's it.

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    1. Scottys Army
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      yawn

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  27. Tim Canterbury
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    No hits 😎

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    1. MattysFantasyFooty
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      Same

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  28. MattysFantasyFooty
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    Was Terry -> Evans a good move?

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    1. Mr Smith
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      You'll find out about 10pm on Monday.

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  29. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
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    GW18 captains?

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      Bendtner

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