Preamble

The Pre-match Preamble – Gameweek 17

This is a time for family and feasting. A time to indulge those you love and the treats and temptations around us. For Fantasy managers, however, Christmas offers us a tortuous programme that clashes with such merriment and has us break etiquette and risk the wrath of loved ones. We embrace the fixture frenzy that Christmas brings – it’s all that family and friends nonsense that gets in the way.

Every year I’m amazed by the numbers. While I’m reliably informed that, by January, the typical Fantasy Football player base has dropped off by 50%, on our pages we see no such trend. The Christmas spell is a boom period.

It leads me to ponder that, if Fantasy Football is a drug for the enthusiastic “hardcore” player, then the Christmas period is a pure and relentless hit that renders us giddy with the possibilities and often exhausts us with its outcomes. This is no time to shelve our lineups and pursue the expected Christmas agenda – our time is dictated by deadlines, kick-off times and the live television schedule. We need our fix and it’s never been so plentiful.

And yet, I know full well I will have to make concessions. I know that, come Boxing Day, my excited expectations for my teams will have to be hushed amongst company, limited to a smuggled mobile phone under the dinner table and improbably frequent toilet breaks that will have loved ones concerned about the condition of my bladder.

It’s a painful experience (not the bladder) to maintain the threads of conversation over dinner when the mind is drifting to the chances of Marko Arnautovic notching for Stoke. It’s unnatural, unnecessary and against all that Christmas stands for. And yet, for myself and doubtless other Fantasy managers, it’s become the norm.

Hands up, then. The normal service will be interrupted. Pulls and responsibilities, the magic of seeing my near two-year-old experience all that Christmas brings will distract me and those who help me to fuel your own obsession at this time. But I’ll sneak and cajole, win brownie points and trade them for time to be amongst you. Enjoy the festivities.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Laserface
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    So not taking a hit is the differential this week .. hope it pays off

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    1. big oak
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      ddnt even make a transfer this week so i can make two next week
      double differential 🙂

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      1. Solenya
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        Had two, made one saved one.Does that count as a triple 🙂

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  2. beric
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    best Gk to play every week for up to 4.5, in your opinion?

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    1. I-Taught-Danny-Welbeck-How-…
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      McGregor

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      1. I-Taught-Danny-Welbeck-How-…
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        Actually Speroni

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    2. Solenya
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      Yeah I wanna know that as well, till 5m will do

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      1. I-Taught-Danny-Welbeck-How-…
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        Pantilimilon for the moment

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        1. Solenya
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          Scout tweets: Reports suggest that Joe Hart will be recalled to league action for City at Fulham today

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      2. John Nerdelbaum
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        Looking at Ruddy or Mannone. Mannone's fixtures are slightly better

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        1. Solenya
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          need to see more of Sunderland defensively, but a tasty option at that price.

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          1. John Nerdelbaum
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            Looked pretty obdurate the other night against Chelsea but yeah I haven't seen too much of them either.

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    3. Laserface
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      mcgregor

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    4. big oak
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      marshall but a good rotation when he plays away is needed

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      1. big oak
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        sorry now hes 4.6 but for me hes still 4.5 since i had him since gw3 wc

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        1. Funkyav
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          Gazzzzzzaniga

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    5. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      Probably speroni

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    6. Spencer
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      McGregor or Speroni.

      Palace's fixtures look ever so slightly better if I had to pick just one.

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    7. John Nerdelbaum
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      Mannone?

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    8. Ludo
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      Mannone until WC. Good fixtures and improving under Poyet.

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    9. Mad_Hatter
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      Speroni

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      1. rvp786
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        • 12 Years
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        gone for mannone myself. frees up cash and westwood will be out for a while if he has surgery

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        1. beric
          • 12 Years
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          if this is ture, then i will go mannone too

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          1. rvp786
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            well i read westwood shoulder still aint right and may require surgery to correct it.

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            1. beric
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              thanks

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    10. beric
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      thank you everybody

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  3. gers23
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    Any updates on Rooney?

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    1. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 12 Years
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      Might play, might not play

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    2. Rafabio
      • 11 Years
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      Knocks and niggles, sh!t and giggles.

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    3. I-Taught-Danny-Welbeck-How-…
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      Will play. United need the win big time

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    4. MJ6987
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Didn't travel to team hotel with the rest of the squad because he is to undergo late fitness tests

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  4. Solenya
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    Seen some comments about ml rivals not (c) Suarez, my 2nd place rival has gone a step further 😆
    http://i.imgur.com/KVyUxYN.png

    Always thought he had this moment of madness in him, but then the 3rd place calculated, sincere rival doesn't (c) Suarez either 😯

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    1. Make United Great Again
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      woow.

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    2. citizen_kane
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      Lol!

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    3. In Like Flynn.
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      Chickens/eggs?

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    4. LewanGOALski
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      WTF?! 😯

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    5. isacki: full casual
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      Artist's impression of the size of your rivals' balls:

      BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG

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      1. Solenya
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        10 years, 4 months ago

        Definitely more balls than brains. An Arsenal fan though Isacki 😉

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  5. Crouch Potato!
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    QPR game stopped, squirrel on the pitch!

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    1. Bubz
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Suarez should be at Anfield?!

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      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        he said squirrel, not racist

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        1. Bubz
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          You are miserable

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    2. Mull
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      There's only one squirrel! 😆

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      1. Crouch Potato!
        • 12 Years
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        I heard that, quality! 🙂 Nugents chase was class as well,

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    3. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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      Is he on corners?

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    4. SW6
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      😆

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    5. Namtab Nomolos
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      5 mins to catch a squirrel?

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      1. Crouch Potato!
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        How much time does it normally take? 😉

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      2. xuwei
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I think Duarez is more of a chipmunk personally.

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        1. xuwei
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          * Suarez #whenjokesfail

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    6. Jax
      • 14 Years
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      Squirrel (C)

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      1. Crouch Potato!
        • 12 Years
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        That's nuts!

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        1. Jax
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          wahey!

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  6. ola32
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Will Kolarov play today?

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  7. Water_Pink
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Captained negredo. Good choice

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    1. Make United Great Again
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Suarez?

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      We will soon find out.

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    3. NeedleVor
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      You're not allowed to say that on this site! No captain other than Suarez has been authorised for this week! You're going to make people very angry.

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      1. MJ6987
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Need to change your Grav!

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    4. aehii
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I played sterling and coutinho over negredo!

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  8. LewanGOALski
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Looking through my ML rivals' teams I see Suarez (C) - Rooney - Lukaku all around

    Boooooring! 🙁

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    1. citizen_kane
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Welcome to fpl.

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  9. beric
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    thanks all, slim pickins then. will harper play when he's back do you think?

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  10. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    Vincent Komoany really is a class act

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    1. aehii
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      He really is. He's awesome. Also he looks like Goro from Mortal Kombat.

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  11. Lao Tzu
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I have no City cover and Rooney.

    My rival has Negredo and Nasri, no Rooney.

    I think I am in trouble.....

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    1. beric
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      i think you are too

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    2. SW6
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I wouldn't worry too much

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    3. Optimus.
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      Post of the day

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      1. Optimus.
        • 13 Years
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        😉

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    4. Declan
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      Me neither, not too worried tbh.

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    5. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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      Thought you didn't believe in trouble

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    6. MJ6987
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      May as well quit now

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  12. isacki: full casual
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    Hands up if you just escaped from Planet Suarez Aguero Rooney and are loving your new-found freedom

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    1. NeedleVor
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Shut up mate.

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
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        Don't call me mate.

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        1. Water_Pink
          • 14 Years
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          Shhhh

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          1. isacki: full casual
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Two Vors. As if one wasn't bad enough.

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    2. LewanGOALski
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      o/

      that nicely funds Sess to Silva switch 🙂

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
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        Coutinho to Silva next week probably.

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        1. NeedleVor
          • 14 Years
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          Please keep us all updated.

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          1. isacki: full casual
            • 12 Years
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            I do it just for you xxxx

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    3. MJ6987
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      What did you do? Last minute hit to Negredo?

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
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        Yeah, seemed the rational decision, could go either way.

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        1. MJ6987
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          Seems a little irrational to me but could work out

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          1. isacki: full casual
            • 12 Years
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            Yeah, if Carrick was still there I'd feel it was more worth keeping Rooney. Still, could either get royally punished or make a nice profit. Frees up quite a lot of budget.

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            1. MJ6987
              • 13 Years
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              I just didn't think it was worth a hit. With the rumoured United team I fancy Ravel to score more than 4 points less than Negredo!

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              1. isacki: full casual
                • 12 Years
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                Oh yes there was the risk of that. City seem to have sorted out their away scoring (will have to see whether Negredo's away form is a blip) so thought it would be better to bet on that than West Ham's lack of scoring everywhere.

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    4. Derailed Bandwagon
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      \0/

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  13. SneakyPete
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I really want to get rid of Sess,Brady,Terry,Mignolet

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  14. Woy of the Wovers
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Why are some people considering selling Ramsey. Were it not for Suarez' phenomenal stats, Ramsey would be the single standout option. There is no-one in that price range who comes close to Ramsey's points potential.

    #dontdoit

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      Agree. Arsenals fixtures are great after the Chelsea match too

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      1. aehii
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I don't think it matters. Someone has to score against big teams.

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  15. megatronaldinho
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    i only learned that lou reed had died around 3 days ago. i feel sdness. like with levon helm but a 9 where he was a ten. i suppose i cud'vegone out thre, elicited the information or whatever, but that'd involve engaging. with people. ugh. people

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  16. Koflok
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    My rival has Rooney (c) Suarez (vc).

    Hope Rooney comes in to get 1 pt. 😉

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    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      And you think of them as a rival?

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Rooney will either start or not even be on the bench

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  17. Portsmouth Bubblejet
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    QPR's squirrel is still not a match for FC Thun's player-biting marten. Fear him.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C23hJ7rDW50

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    1. Declan
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      😀

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    2. isacki: full casual
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      😆 "FOOTBALL PLAYER ALMOST GETS KILLED BY A DEADLY..." Gotta love youtube.

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    3. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      Mess with the bull, you get the horns

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    4. beric
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      haha

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    5. SW6
      • 11 Years
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      😆

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    6. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      😆

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  18. Water_Pink
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    How many people captained Suarez on This site? 95%

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    1. big oak
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      i think more

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    2. aehii
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Not captaining Suarez leads to regret. No one dares to.

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      1. Mull
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Except for me!

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    3. NeedleVor
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      Haha. More than 99% I would guess.

      They have been forbidden captaining anybody else. If anyone decided to rebel they must be banished!

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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        10 years, 4 months ago

        🙄 good grief this record keeps skipping

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    4. MJ6987
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      99% I reckon

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    5. Water_Pink
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Who is the clan leader?

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  19. Saosin
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    My mid atm:

    Hazard - Ramsey - Lallana - Shelvey - Colback

    Thinking:
    1. Lallana -> Wally
    2. Shelvey -> 8.9£ tops.

    £3.4 in the bank. What would you do?

    Cheers 🙂

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    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
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      Probably do transfers before deadline.

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      1. Saosin
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        This will be for GW 18. Duh.

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  20. d1sable
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    Mignolet -> Szczesny this week i think, assuming Rooney is fit

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  21. Marlen R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Has there been any news on Rooney? People think he will start?

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    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      no. stop asking people.

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    2. NeedleVor
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Calm down, lad. You're going to give yourself a heart attack!

      I'm sure you will just fake a 16 point hit to sort things out anyway. Just relax.

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    3. Goaldigger
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I think not. Thus I transferred him out before deadline. Will probably bite me but wth it's just a game right 🙂

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    4. MJ6987
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No further news since Moyes presser yesterday.

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      1. Bubz
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        An actual reply to a question without being mean. Bless you MJ!

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        1. MJ6987
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Don't I always?

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      2. Bubz
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Not saying you are usually mean. Just that everyone bites someones head off for asking about Rooney.

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        1. MJ6987
          • 13 Years
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          Ahhh right! 🙂

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          1. Bubz
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Haha I realised how it sounded after I'd written it!

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        2. MJ6987
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Some people seem to assume that everyone is on here 24/7!

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  22. aehii
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    Coutinho is stuck in my team, I can't take him out ever until he does something. I know as soon as I break and take him out he'll get 3 assists.

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    1. Goaldigger
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      Don't think he is worth it. Others in the same bracket getting the job done.

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      1. aehii
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        He's not. In fpl terms he's terrible. The others you mention I already have though. Except Hazard or Yaya or Silva. Coutinho is my pick for the season. He's like a son involved in misdemeanors I can't give up on.

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    2. isacki: full casual
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      I'd feel fairly comfortable about selling him this week at City. Poor guy just can't shoot.

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  23. ILOVEBAPS
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Hey all! Is Clyne playing?

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Too early.

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      1. ILOVEBAPS
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Cheers.

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    2. Jax
      • 14 Years
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      game's on tomorrow

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  24. Laserface
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
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    WAZZAAAAAAAAAAA

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  25. BruLee
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Nearly every guy in my ML brought Welbeck in for Aguero. I got Negredo.

    Please shine brother.

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  26. Mull
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    Those full-length manager pictures are so bad 😆

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    1. SW6
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Just Rodgers' one 😆

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    2. Parm
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Rodgers' smile is 100% fake.

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  27. Laserface
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
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    Fun Fact - More people own Negredo than Aguero

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  29. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    i just restrung my drawstring pants....... exciting!

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  30. Venom Snake
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Off to the pub to watch my Liverpool!
    Good luck with fpl fellas

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