Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 32

So the gamble on the Wayne Rooney armband went slightly awry. Typically, Luis Suarez rained on my parade and punished my punt with another hat-trick on his way to a 25-point haul. To compound matters, Yaya Toure topped the Uruguayan, applying ample salt to my wounds as my rank drifted into further obscurity.

While this week’s ScoutCast was aptly titled – filled with moans and awkward attempts at justifying mistakes – I’ve only got myself to blame: dare to turn your back on this season’s limited number of true heavy-hitters and there’s every chance you’ll come out licking wounds. Quite simply, the supporting cast of Fantasy talent have failed to keep pace.

I’ve used this article before to focus on the midfield landscape and it’s pretty clear that this has hardly been resolved in recent weeks: Toure and Eden Hazard still dominate, with Adam Lallana occasionally flirting with double figures and Steven Gerrard exploiting set-pieces to join him.

Up front, however, the situation has become similarly settled – perhaps more so. The Liverpool strikers are currently monopolising our thinking and it’s likely that if you don’t own both Suarez and Daniel Sturridge, you’ve been forced to consider it very seriously or risk falling further adrift.

Again, the options are failing to run them close. Rooney, for all his efforts, is playing in a side devoid of confidence and lacking the fluidity to feed him the opportunity to rival the Merseyside hitmen. Romelu Lukaku, for his gradual grind towards a respectable goal tally, has lacked the potential to explode. Beyond that, we’re left looking at a cast of differentials, destined to fail in their attempts to outscore the Liverpool pair – Jay Rodriguez, Wilfried Bony, Olivier Giroud, Christian Benteke. I certainly hope that one of those names can emerge and genuinely turn in an end of season run. I won’t be alone.

Anyone looking above them in their mini-league will be wondering how they make up ground if, each time they differentiate their team from those above, they seem to slip further behind. From my experience last weekend, switching the captaincy from Suarez isn’t the answer.

So, inevitably, this can, again, come across as bitterness from a struggling Fantasy manager but my views on how the season has progressed are not totally tainted by my own plight. I had similar opinions on template teams last season on my way to a far more respectable rank.

For my money, it’s difficult to deny that injuries and United’s decline have exacerbated matters – we’ve been robbed of Theo Walcott, Michu, Robin van Persie and Sergio Aguero. Meanwhile Mesut Ozil has failed to live up to his billing and Santi Cazorla has struggled alongside him. This group of players could have been expected to offer viable alternatives to the current crop of names that dominate the ranks and offer mid-table Fantasy managers options. Without them, the season has settled into an all-too-familiar pattern of scoring, disrupted occasionally by the odd breakout performance from an unexpected source.

Regardless of rank and my ability to exploit how this season has developed, I’d be left hoping for a shake-up next term. Clearly the likes of Toure, Hazard and Liverpool’s “SAS” will enjoy price hikes going into the next campaign. Despite that, they’ll be established as hugely popular picks from the off. However, there will likely be another group of Fantasy managers who take a few risks – who back Van Persie, Walcott and Michu again in hope they can find the fitness and form to re-establish themselves as big factors in these games we play.

I really hope that the next campaign offers some reward for looking beyond this season’s big scorers. That’s not sour grapes, that’s just me craving more options when it comes to my Saturday morning decision-making.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Pap Boomez
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    I've panicked last second and starting Sterling ahead of shaw!
    Fuuuuu
    C'mon sterling pls start!

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    1. Lucy.
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      I sold Sterling this week :O

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    2. FPL Daniel
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      Paaaaaaaaaniiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccc

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      1. Pap Boomez
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        Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

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  2. FPL Daniel
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    Total points away from rank 1 232
    Total points away from top 100 140
    Total points away from top 1 000 89
    Total points away from top 5 000 46
    Total points away from top 10 000 25

    Ready for final push and succeed in my pre season goal. Top 10K at least and GW 38 ranking to be my best for the season.

    Your story?

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    1. Gaz Downright
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      Goal: 1st

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      1. Woy of the Wovers
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        You still in with a shout? Kudos.

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    2. piquiblanco
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      Top 100K would be great, but I'm 30 points behind ;(

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      1. GREENDREAMS11
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        30 points isn't much in 7 gameweeks, you've got plenty time to make that up.

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        1. piquiblanco
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          It ain't much if you chase one person. I have to overtake 50K 😀

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    3. Declan-
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      Top 50k hopefully

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    4. Jinswick
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      Top 1k will be tricky, but potentially doable

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    5. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
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      Top 1k is the new goal fir me, before last week it was top100

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    6. Dr Dream
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      Same as the beginning of the season...a hit a week every week, at least , and top 50k..currently on 14k

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      1. GREENDREAMS11
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        as high a finish as possible really., currently on 47k

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  3. olidooley
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    Play Ward (che) or Azpilicueta (cry)?

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    1. ILOVEBAPS
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      Azpi

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      1. olidooley
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        Cheers!....Fairly obvious....Just keeping people on their toes!

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  4. ILOVEBAPS
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    Nolan > AJ worth a free?
    Or
    Kosc > Chester

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    1. piquiblanco
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      Keep.

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      1. ILOVEBAPS
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        Thanks. Have been unable to get any time to make trades. Guess I will leave it and hope.

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  5. Dopey44
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    Start Chambers or Sterling?

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    1. La Roja
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      Chambers

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  6. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
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    Torres (C).

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    1. Reedy
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      I've come to expect this of you 🙂

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    2. piquiblanco
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      Go for Skrtel instead.

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  7. Bolasie
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    Howard
    Demel, Cahill, Shaw (Burner, Olsson)
    Hazard, Gerrard, YaYa, Mirallas
    SAS Lukaku

    A, Stick
    B, Gerrard to Lallana

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    1. ILOVEBAPS
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      Line ball. Toss a coin.

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  8. GST
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    Quick. Playy Koloov or Chambers ?

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    1. piquiblanco
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      Kolarov. If he doesn't start, he won't come in from the bench either.

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  9. Chucky
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    PLAY NOLAN OR SKRTEL?????

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    1. S.Kuqi
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      Skrtel

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      1. Chucky
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        thanks 🙂

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        1. StuareZ
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          Of coz nolan imo! Hatrick tonight, you hear it right!!

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    2. Epic Fail
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      Yes.

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    3. Buck The Trent
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      skirt

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    4. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
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      Kolan for sure

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      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
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        Nolan

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  10. Zep
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    The test is over...

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    1. Reedy
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      Did I pass?

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      1. Zep
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        I'll tell you in a couple of days after I've marked your paper...

        Although, having put your name where it says 'date', I can say it doesn't look good. 😉

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        1. Reedy
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          D'oh! I never get that one right...

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        2. Epic Fail
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          I hear he also said yes please where it said 'sex'.

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          1. Reedy
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            and I meant it!

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  11. bigdip
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    Look good? and bench Nolan for Ki?

    Mannone (Adrian)
    Coleman Chester Zabaleta (Dummet)
    Silva Nolan Hazard Gerard (Ki)
    Sturridge (C) Bony Suarez

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    1. Zep
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      No, I'd change it... 😀

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    2. Epic Fail
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      Lol

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  12. bigdip
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    Ki or Nolan?

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    1. Zep
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      For GW33?

      Nolan

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    2. Lucy.
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      Too late.

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  13. Bootsy: Snoddy's Reven…
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    Safe to post yet? Has the insanity passed?

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    1. Reedy
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      Mostly. There are always a few stragglers

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  14. S.Kuqi
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    Praise my team! 😀

    Mannone

    Distin-Zab-Azpi

    Gerrard- Silva- Yaya- Hazard

    Lukaku- Suarez- Sturridge

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    1. Epic Fail
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      No

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    2. Bootsy: Snoddy's Reven…
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      sexual

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  15. lespaul
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    just realised i only have 4 players playing today 🙁 anyone with as few as that?!

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    1. Buck The Trent
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      me 5

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  16. piquiblanco
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    Yaya (C) and Foster over Boruc. I've never been that punty in my entire life 😀

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    1. Twisted Saltergater
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      The sheer definition of chasing last week's points. Still, he's been doing it all season so why not.

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  17. Chucky
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    Bonynatorrr(C) lets do it 😯 😎

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      in fairness that's about as catchy as "The Rossatron"

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBKkYHBE6_c

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      1. Chucky
        • 10 Years
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        🙂

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  18. Rhinos
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    Sessegnon (c). This is gonna end in tears but id rather fail on my own terms than get a few thousand places higher by being boring

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    1. Bootsy: Snoddy's Reven…
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      Start drinking, do not stop

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      1. Lloyd Xmas
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        lol

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      2. Rhinos
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        really not that bothered whether finish 50k 80k or 30k, may as well gamble

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        1. Bootsy: Snoddy's Reven…
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          It will be hell exciting - enjoy!!!

          I don't get any big thrills anymore - boring...

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        2. Lloyd Xmas
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          lol at start drinking,do not stop.
          Not Sess (c) thats fine 🙂

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    2. StuareZ
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      A brave call! Go big or go home, they say... Good luck mate

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      1. Rhinos
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        ta. .Yep more fun than not giving a toss either way what Saurez does

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    3. Zep
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      Looks like I failed in shaking you off this decision...

      Good luck, sadly I think you'll need it...

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      1. Rhinos
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        ditched mata instead of gerrard though so you still helped 🙂
        the carrot of Aguero next week swung it, that and blind optimism

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  19. ILOVEBAPS
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    Updating!!!

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    1. Epic Fail
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      😯

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  20. applebonkers
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    kolarov to outscore suarez this gw

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    1. Twisted Saltergater
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      8/1

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      1. applebonkers
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        same odds as villa to beat man utd, i'll take both please

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        1. Twisted Saltergater
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          Certainly, sir. If I could just take down the long number on your card?

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          1. applebonkers
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            not falling for this again!

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            1. Twisted Saltergater
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              Damn it!

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  21. Woy of the Wovers
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    Preamble is over. Well the pre-update bit is. Favourite differential this week? Mine is Adam.

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    1. Twisted Saltergater
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      Adam Lallana? Yeah, I agree 😉

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    2. Bootsy: Snoddy's Reven…
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      Mata - he's so due

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      1. applebonkers
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        so due the baby died 🙁

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    3. StuareZ
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      Mine is big andy! Haha...

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      1. Woy of the Wovers
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        Ponytail bench warmer. Could do well but I like my template up front.

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    4. NATSTER
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      It's probably Evra for me.

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    5. GREENDREAMS11
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      Schurle. (if he starts)

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  22. Twisted Saltergater
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    My team looks good for this week. I know that counts for diddly squat.

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  23. NATSTER
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    Not sure if I start Evra or Fonte at the end. 😕

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  24. mubin
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    I. Did. A. Terrible. Mistake. Busy replying+reading here and at the final minutes I realised that AJ was on the bench and Noone is starting. T.T lesson learned.

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      good mistake to make potentially

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      1. mubin
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        I hope so Malcolm :S

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    2. Twisted Saltergater
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      Not the worst mistake you could make!

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      1. mubin
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        Yup, thankfully it was AJ and not Hazard or Yaya. 🙂

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    3. StuareZ
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      Might proof to be a wise one imo... aJ is toothless nowadays

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      1. mubin
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        He is, but in the last game vs Pool, he looked more attacking..

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    4. Bootsy: Snoddy's Reven…
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      AJ could do well this week, not a total disaster though

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      1. mubin
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        Yup, thanks bootsy. Praying that either Noone does not play or he play for the whole game. 🙂

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    5. mubin
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      Anyways, thanks guys, guess its not the end after all! 😀

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  25. Lizard Lips
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    Turning off my missus' once a quarter sexual advances to sort my team out

    #priorities
    #dedicated

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    1. Optimus.
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      Don't use Fpl as an excuse for turning off your missus..

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    2. Twisted Saltergater
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      Applauded.

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    3. Your Mum's Athletic
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      😯 You'll have plenty of time on FPL once she's left you 😉

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    4. MJ6987
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      She knows very well the deadline is at 11:30!!

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      1. Lizard Lips
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        This is what I am thinking too! haha!

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    5. Bootsy: Snoddy's Reven…
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      Could you do both at the same time?

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      1. Nomar
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        Exactly. Two minutes less FPL time won't hurt, will it.

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        1. Zep
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          😀

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        2. Lizard Lips
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          Two minutes? I'm not 18 anymore!

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    6. Zep
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      They can be quite sneaky like that...

      She knew very well when the deadline was... 😉

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      1. MJ6987
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        ^^^

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    7. Lucy.
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      Fool.

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      1. Optimus.
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        Are you his missus? 😉

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  26. ILOVEBAPS
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    Many here like myself save the FT this GW?

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    1. NATSTER
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      I did.

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    2. MJ6987
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      Yeah, seemed sensible with another DGW coming

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      1. ILOVEBAPS
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        Nothing seemed obvious to me which made it easier than usual.

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    3. piquiblanco
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      Yeah, it was pretty easy to save this week.
      My team is utter shit though, I hope it fixes itself up in a few GWs without taking hits 😉

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    4. Godfather Bandit 42
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      I did.....2FT'S next week, yippee!

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        Its a great feeling! All too rare this year though

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    5. MARVELLUS
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      Yes, given Mata one last week,

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      1. MJ6987
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        Me too, no way I was selling him with that fixture

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  27. applebonkers
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    trying to decide which match to sacrifice to go and buy some bloody mothers day bollocks. early kickoffs, 3 o'clocks or late kickoff

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    1. Hubert
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      Early

      Get it over an done with

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    2. Rhinos
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      early ko surely, how long can it take to find a petrol station for flowers 🙂

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    3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      use Amazon next day delivery...

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      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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        cxx that...same day delivery I meant

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      2. applebonkers
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        damn, so risky it might be thrilling

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    4. S.Kuqi
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      Early. Vill- ManU will be boring shiete.

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    5. Twisted Saltergater
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      Ha, same dilemma here. Late kick offs for me but don't know what tat will be left in the shops by then.

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      1. applebonkers
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        "here you are mum, a hoisin duck wrap dated 29th of march"

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        1. Twisted Saltergater
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          😆 Perhaps I should go all in and get the meal deal. But what to do.. crisps or handy sized fruit sachet!

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    6. Zep
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      Now that I live in Australia, I can get away with a simple phone call as my Mothers Day gift... 😉

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    7. Parm
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      Now.

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  28. Dr Dream
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    Will United once again line up with the silky smooth playmaker skills of Fellaini ?....

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    1. Rhinos
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      we are within spitting distance of finding out

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      1. Dr Dream
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        Moyes deserves everything he get's for going down that route...Could you imagine for one minute any of United's main rivals wanting him?

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  29. wslnpt
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    Come on Bony! Decided against saving a transfer because I just couldn't stand the failure of my Caroll punt staring at me.

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  30. HNI
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    Play
    1)Zaba
    2)Chester
    3)Ward

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    1. S.Kuqi
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      gw33?

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    2. HNI
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      now?

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