Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 22

I’m on the attack and seizing the initiative. Either that or I’m making hasty and foolish transfers, as a slave to the rapidly fluctuating player prices.

The jury is still out; you can decide.

On the back of a couple of strong Gameweeks and a healthy rise in rank, my solution to maintain such momentum is to throw away four points and bin my most valuable squad asset. Jermain Defoe has departed, gently shaking his head and muttering something about being involved in 70% of Sunderland’s goals.

I look away, put my hands over my ears, and soak up some Romelu Lukaku goals on YouTube.

The erratic Belgian arrives back in the fold to no doubt bring joy and frustration in equal measure.

Costing me just 7.1 back in Gameweek 4, Defoe’s prolific scoring was always a pleasant bonus. At 9.5 and with a four point hit bundled in, there’s rather more pressure on Lukaku to perform: I’ve got big expectations.

Come 4.50 this afternoon, the sheer folly of this latest trade may reveal itself, but at least I can be content that Defoe’s departure sits well with my policy this season. When the opportunity arises, when my head and gut align to reveal a potentially profitable move, I will go with it.

“Faint heart never won fair lady”, which in my world equates to “the timid will struggle to earn green arrows.”

If I had a notch on my bedpost for every green arrow won so far this season, my bedpost would be decidedly scruffy, and any fair lady foolish enough to see it would wonder why I keep a chisel under the mattress.

There’s also extra motivation to show such courage: my mini-leagues have become a factor.

It’s just like the old days when Granville’s Fantasy Football habit wasn’t distracted by the real world and making decisions that actually matter.

In recent seasons I’ve either been too far behind or ahead to concern myself with rivals, but this campaign has been very different.

I’m currently chasing Torres Magic up one ladder, and some upstart called Owen Hargreaves in another.

That’s brought a new determination and an opportunity to monitor and act on an opponent’s decisions. There’s new interest in every Gameweek and pressure on each decision. This is what brought me to Fantasy Football all those years ago; it feels good to have those feelings revived.

Those knowing glances with Granville in the office are currently replaced with throwaway exchanges in the comments at 1am. It’s a rivalry that spans timezones – not the same but welcome nonetheless.

Overall, it feels like I’m in touching distance of a memorable season. I’ve probably already made enough “correct” decisions to have banked a credible rank if I now play to the percentages. It might be wise to give in to “dullard” tendencies but I’m trying to resist.

For now, I’ll stick to the plan. Take a few hits and a few risks and see where it gets me.

At least if it all goes awry, I can just log off before Torres Magic wakes up. He can’t hunt me down in the office kitchen like Granville used to.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

1,290 Comments Post a Comment
  1. AA33
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Oooohhh the PL Pundits v Presenters League has plenty of former football players! 🙂

    1. AA33
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Great preamble Mark!

  2. Dynamo Chicken
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Ok futurists crystal ball time, what's going to happen today.

    I'm going for Giroud to start and break the Sanchez captainers hearts.

    Spurs v Chelsea to be a high scoring game with a brace for Augero and a 30 minute brace from the messiah when he gets subbed on for a 4-3 win.
    Wimmer slotting in so Spurs keep the same formation but without the same resilience.

    Costa to start and score at least one.

    Phillips to score and assist for West Brom.

    Lallana to blank

    No clean sheet for Man Utd

    1. Ha.
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Doubt Aguero will get a brace for Chelsea

    2. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      If Aguero gets a brace I will release at least one tear

      1. Dynamo Chicken
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        He had a chat with Pep during the week apparently, either he will be benched or will go bananas I think (hope), as the saying goes he's due.

    3. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Who's the messiah?

      1. Dynamo Chicken
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Jesus

  3. Tomlette Greggs
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    bottomed.

    safe to bring Brunt in?

    Considering taking a -4 to bring him in for Holebas (more a long-term move given Brunt won't have blanks in GW26/28) as my third starting defender this week.

  4. Mr. Blonde
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Romelu and Laurent, welcome to the team

    1. Venom Snake
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Good moves

  5. kirwy
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Play Lovren och McAuley?

    1. kirwy
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      *Or

    2. Unbowed Unbent N'Golo
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Lovren

    3. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Both 😉 Lovren

  6. Venom Snake
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Repost

    Coutinho in 18% of teams is very high considering his injury, so I can only assume dead teams.

    Best way to figure out effective ownership?

    1. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      His 'transfers in' last week and this are his effective ownership

    2. Rohirrims
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Was on 14% going into christmas break.. so 4% active teams.

  7. Weasel51
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Lost on last page!! Plz help

    Heaton
    Alonso Evans Chambers
    Alli Sanchez (c) Antonio Phillips
    Aguero Ibra Giroud

    Pickford Pieters Amat Leko

    1 ft 0.0 ITB

    Anything I should be doing with this lot, lads? Can't see Evans playing personally.

    1. Weasel51
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Anyone???

    2. DaddyPig
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Downgrade Aguero to Lukaku, upgrade defenders. Amat to Baines maybe?

      1. Weasel51
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Lukaku over Kane?

        1. DaddyPig
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          Yeah tough, I have both. Over the next few weeks Lukaku could be awesome. Kane's involvement can be shared around more I feel. You never know when Kane will explode.

  8. Numb
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    What was Mark's other transfer?

    1. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Siggy to Stan.

      1. Numb
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Fair enough. Good moves I think. Nice positive play.

      2. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Captain?

    2. tisza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      stanislas I think (on the scoutcast) for Siggy

  9. Kyran Glennon
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Who to Captain?

    A) Sanchez
    B) Ibra
    C) Rondon
    D) Costa
    E) Phillips

    1. GE
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      A

  10. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    An Alli brace and a Kane blank would be lovely today.

    1. GE
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      A brace for both would be great 😉

    2. TaiwanHC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Oh yeah!

  11. GE
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Hate my self for doing transfers to early between the GWs!

    I did Pogba and Giroud -> Stanislas and Kane at -4
    --> afraid of Giroud this GW 🙁

  12. DonTheSpecialOne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Hi guys 🙂 Let's say you decided to hit the WC button this GW in frustration (even though you really had planned to save it for DGW's). Would you keep Alli or swap him for the Dane?

    1. Sailboats
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Swap

    2. Fumi
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Depends if you've got much value tied up in All

      1. DonTheSpecialOne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Bought him at 8.6 I think

  13. jonnyleeds
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Highlight of a Saturday morning. Cup of tea with toast reading Marks pre-amble. It did make me laugh and has motivated me to hunt down my ML leader. Only 50 behind and he has gone dullard.

    1. Numb
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Everyone's favourite article!

      (After "Say What" of course"

      1. Numb
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        😉

  14. fijuhmon
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Quickly, Antonio to Stanislas for free or save?

    1. SuperMario
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Yes

    2. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Save

    3. DaddyPig
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Yeah!!

  15. Win'dian
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Suggestions needed, can't make up my mind on this last bit..

    1. Costa(C) + Coutinho
    2. Lukaku(C) + Alli

    Thanks in advance

    1. DaddyPig
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      2!!

      1. Win'dian
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks, you just gave me confidence to go without costaa

  16. POLSKA GOLA
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    I can't decide which two to play out of Walker, Valencia, Defoe and Capue. Any help welcome

    1. Funkyav
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Walker and Defoe I reckon

      Its Capoue and toss a coin for the other one actually

      1. POLSKA GOLA
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks, I'm playing double WBA defense but have a feeling Defoe will ruin it if I benched him (sight)

  17. Funkyav
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Love the preamble

    Cheers Mark

  18. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Bit embarrassing that Mr FFS is being beaten in the Pundits league by Mr Red Flag 😛

  19. The Overthinker
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    TEAM LOCKED

    Heaton
    Azpi-rose-bellarin
    Sanchez(vc) -philips-firmino(C)-stan
    Costa-ibra-defoe

    Bench - jaku, holebas,capoue,pieters.

    Ibra,Costa, Sanchez were other options. Knee getting weak !!!

  20. Boleyn Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Morning All. Any advice would be greatly appreciated as I'm stuck as to which option to take. Thanks in advance:

    A) Aguero & Allen to Costa & Mirallas (or someone else similarly priced) -4 hit

    B) Aguero & Allen to Giroud & Hazard -4 hit

    C) Stick

    1. SuperMario
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      C

  21. Super Zlatan8
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    KEEP
    A - hazard & benteke
    or transfer in
    B - Lukaku & Philips.

    1. Jacket Potato
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Prob keep for one more week then do the transfer

    2. Fumi
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      A. Can't ship Has before Hull

  22. Jacket Potato
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Missed this last week, great work Mark as usual!

  23. The Wizard of Ozil
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Cech (Grant)
    Chambers - Alonso - Brunt (Ake,Pieters)
    Lallana - Alli - Sanchez(c) - Phillips (De Roon)
    Giroud - Kane - Costa(vc)

    Good to go? Still not sure who should get the armband, want to give it to Costa but afraid he might not start

  24. GaMBa
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Hi, Who should i bench for GW22?
    This is what i had in mind.

    Foster (Heaton)
    Friend Walker Alonso (McAuley Pieters)
    Alli Hazard Lallana Phillips Sterling
    Giroud Ibrahimovic (Origi)

    My main question is Walker Vs McAuley.
    any opinions?

  25. Bring on the shots
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Aguero and Carroll TO Kaku and Giroud

    Done!!

    Good luck everyone!!

    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Good moves

    2. Viper
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Looks great & I could do the the same but I want Ibra & Kane going forward

  26. Den
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Play Rodriguez or Allen?

    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Rod

      1. Den
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Will he start though?

  27. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    A Costa haul this weekend would more than make up for my Alonso screw up last week!

  28. Viper
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Thanks to 'My name DJ', Clump & Raffa the Gaffa a couple of pages back. Any other advice?

    If I want Kane from next week, Am I better off doing Aguero - > Kane this week so I can use my 2fts next week in other areas?

    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Do you have 2 fts this week?

  29. dhirst
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Kun & De Roon out for Kaku & Pedro? Bench Alli. Thoughts??

    1. Sillet Bang
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      bench Alli! Wtf

      1. dhirst
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        He'll blank

  30. BraxterStockman
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    I have 1 FT and will remove Jakupovic.
    I already got Grant.

    A) Foster
    B) Valdes

    Thanks!