Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 34

I’ve rarely been so downbeat about a double Gameweek.

Each season we seek them out. Like searching for the local derby in the fixture list, we anticipate them and look to relish every minute of exctitement they can deliver. These are the times we cherish as Fantasy Football managers; friends and family just don’t understand.

But this Gameweek 34 has never really convinced me.

Even before Thursday’s events, the allure of uncertain Manchester United assets, backed the unmagnificent Middlesbrough and Palace candidates, always struggled to appeal.

In midweek our one protagonist bowed out – the single asset who seemed most likely to break the double-digit barrier was cruelly removed from the equation.

It’s almost as if Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s knee buckled under the weight of our double Gameweek expectation.

Without our leading man, it’s now left to uncovincing understudies Christian Benteke and Alvaro Negredo to keep our show on the road. Confidence has taken a knock, but it seems we simply must pin our hopes somwehere.

We’ve seen it all before: previously, 70,000 of us based our double Gameweek prospects on a certain Stephane Sessegnon, such is our willingness to seek out that one big return.

Splintered over six days, the agony and anxiety of Gameweek 34 is set to be strung out and prolonged. We could easily end up heading into Wednesday praying for a Middlesbrough clean sheet and cheering every Ben Gibson clearance. If ever you needed to build a case on how Fantasy Football can warp your view of the beautiful game, there it is right there.

But this is perhaps part of the appeal of double Gameweeks. We spend the season steadily building around in-form assets, working towards any template that arises, then these end of season events arrive to shake things up and promote unlikely heroes.

The words Negredo and Triple Captain were never meant to sit within the same sentence. Just as Carroll and Triple Captain jarred twelve months ago.

But no matter how much we attempt to anticipate and strategise, somehow it seems these double Gameweeks creep up on us, forcing us down the most unexpected avenues.

Benteke and Negredo now have the opportunity to carve their names in Fantasy Football folklore over the course of the next seven days.

Clearly, Zlatan, for all his bravado, titles and winners medals, just couldn’t handle that kind of pressure. Sessegnon set the bar too high.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Savastano
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Hennessey Forster

    Stephens, Maguire, Azpiculeta, Gibson, Bailly
    Sane Eriksen Zaha Hazard Capoue
    Benteke Negredo Kane

    WC 1.4 in bank, going to get in Gabbiadini next week potentially.

    g2g? This is quite rushed and for a mate.. any suggestions would be very welcome.

  2. janowsc
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    King or Siggy lads? Cheers

    1. BobBradleysOpportunity
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      King

    2. Weeb Kakashi
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      I wud play both if you had

      1. janowsc
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        Bench Eriksen?

  3. Weeb Kakashi
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Play 2
    A Alli ( Have Kane)
    B Robertson
    C Valencia ( Have DDG)

    1. Jam0sh
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      A and C

      1. Weeb Kakashi
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        But Valencia might not play Bur

    2. L'Aeroplanino
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      A and B

  4. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Dledeoo, dledoo.......full volume........guitar solo........all together now!!!

    It's the F........

  5. Kryten
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    De gea potential points in this dgw?

    1. BobBradleysOpportunity
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Anything from 0 to 100 potentially id guess

      1. Kryten
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        100 that's a lot of saves

        1. BobBradleysOpportunity
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 5 days ago

          Just 20 if they're all penalties !

        2. Ephurion
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 5 days ago

          He'll score a few off of corners, save some penos... not that many saves needed 😀

    2. ChelseaGuy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      4 to 15 I'd presume
      Likely 9

      1. Evasivo
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        Heaton could get that alone

  6. Jet5605
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Carroll > Negredo (c) for a -4 hit and bench Eriksen? Yay or Nay?

    Heaton
    Valencia - Mawson - Gibson
    Sanchez - Zaha - Eriksen - Alli - King
    Kane - Lukaku

    Pickford - Carroll - McAuley - Amat

    1. ReginaldVarley
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Yay

  7. ReginaldVarley
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Heaton
    Valencia | Daniels | Alonso
    Sànchez | King | Zaha | Townsend (VC)
    Kane | Lukaku | Negredo (C)

    Pickford; Alli, Baines, Mawson
    -4 0FT £0.6m itb

    Crazy to bench Alli?

    I have my wildcard and benchboost left, do you think I should play benchboost now or hold off until GW37??

    1. Savastano
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Hold off till 37 imo for sure, especially with wildcard.

      1. ReginaldVarley
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        Yeah just ride this bench out this week plus with fa cup there could be injuries.

  8. gorilla
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    siggy to sterling for gw35?

    1. Savastano
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      You considered sane? I like sterling but he does get dropped more often recently.

    2. Hamstergod
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      yep, or Sane

  9. Viper
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Play Siggy or Coutinho?

    1. Hamstergod
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Couthino

  10. RedMarks 赤的
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Which one do you prefer? (for free)

    A. Fernandez --> Friend (Bench Robertson/B.Davies)
    B. Robertson --> Chambers (Spread the risks, already have jakupovic)

    Cheers

    1. Hamstergod
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      B.

  11. Give Me the Mane
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    One of my reasons to captain Kane was that Crystal Palace play Spurs in their second game.... so is it fair to think that Palace might might not play their full strength squad or the players might get tired cuz they play Spurs just 2 days later after Liverpool?

    1. THFC4LIFE
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      3 days Sunday and Wednesday

    2. Hamstergod
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Problem with Kane is that he does play the cup after deadline, and there is always a slight chance of a red card or injury.

      1. Ephurion
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        This is the reason I don't mind having Siggy on the bench 😀

      2. Mark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        That's a valid point - he could get knock and then get taken off early in midweek. Anything could happen - after all, we didn't see Zlatan's injury coming.

        1. AYEW KI-EDEN MEE
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 5 days ago

          You playing Pickford or Heaton Mark?

          1. Mark
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 17 Years
            7 years, 5 days ago

            Heaton - I can see a 0-0 with plenty of shots from range.

    3. The Rock
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Spurs also play 2 games, just that 1 is against Chelsea in the cup.

    4. Kiwivillan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Spurs play FA Cup

    5. Give Me the Mane
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Thanks guys I forgot about the cup

    6. Yellin' in my Ear
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Sakho will be back though as he can't play in the pool game

  12. Hamstergod
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Thoughts on this team?

    Heaton

    Alonso, Gibson, Bailey

    Alli, Walcott, Milijovejivic (CPL), Coutinho

    Kane, Lukaku (VC), Negredo (C)

    Jakupovic - Sigurdsson, Francis, Pieters

  13. Mike1981
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    In the spirit of this terrible DGW, I'm going with Gibson as captain. I think there's defo one clean sheet in those fixtures, and that'll be enough.

    1. Hamstergod
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Defender as captain rarely works out, both matches are relegation scraps, so they could easily concede

  14. Kiwivillan
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Zaha C crazy? I think they could beat Liverpool

    1. Holmes
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Nah, not crazy. Especially in week like this...

    2. Dopey44
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Not crazy. In good form

  15. Rainer
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Our saviour, Alvaro!

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Jesus cometh for DGW37. Worship not false idols.

  16. Tomas Brolin ate all Depays
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Drop one - aaaarrrrgggghhhhh

    Alli eriksen Sanchez king Zaha Lukaku Negredo Benteke

    1. Hect.OR 98th
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Eriksen

    2. janowsc
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Eriksen

    3. ReginaldVarley
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Alli or Erik. Enough Spurs coverage in there plus they have an fa cup semi final to overcome

  17. Junior ⚽
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Pickford (mid)
    Alonso (SOT) Walker (cry) Valencia (DGW)

    Heaton Smith Pieters
    A) Pickford or Heaton (DDG -4?)
    B) Take a hit for Gibson?

  18. Lionel Ronaldo
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Hi guys, do I:
    - Play Siggy in a 3-5-2 or
    - Play Lovren in a 4-4-2?

    1. ILOVEBAPS
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Top one

    2. Viper
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      First one for sure

  19. La Roja
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Do gravless think there is fee to pay apart from hammering here on Saturdays?

    1. Adama Arnald
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Does having a grav make you better at fpl?

      1. Give Me the Mane
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 4 days ago

        Nice reply, lol

  20. GS456
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Wildcard will be active by tonight. Sanchez triple C in 36

  21. Lizard Lips
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Start Heaton or Pickford?

    1. GS456
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Ive leaned to heaton. Boro surely scoring and I have alvaro as skipp

    2. Hamstergod
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Heaton, good save possibility

  22. ILOVEBAPS
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Happiness is a warm team. G2G?!

    Heaton
    Alonso Valencia Fabio
    Sánchez Eriksen Zaha King
    Lukaku Benteke(c) Kane

    Pickford Alli Clichy 3.9

    1. Lionel Ronaldo
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Pickford over Heaton?

      1. ILOVEBAPS
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        Nah. Heaton saves and I don't trust Utd.

    2. Viper
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Alli over Eriksen for me..

      1. ILOVEBAPS
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        Toss a coin job that one.

    3. WVA
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Very nice

  23. Hect.OR 98th
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Play Siggy or Eriksen (have Alli and Kane playing)

    1. HonestBlatter
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Siggy goal imminent

    2. ILOVEBAPS
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Siggy. I have more faith in him this GW.

    3. Weeb Kakashi
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Sig

    4. Hect.OR 98th
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Cheers guys

  24. Athletic Nasherbo
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Anything I need to do?

    Hennessey Valdes
    Cahill Gibson Mawson Pieters Rojo
    Sanchez Alli Eriksen Zaha T.Carroll
    Kane Lukaku Benteke(C)

  25. Hurricane Gilbert
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Tribute to Team Rocket of the DGWs:

    Benteke: Prepare for trouble!
    Zaha:
    Make it double!
    Benteke:
    To protect the world from devastation!
    Zaha:
    To unite all peoples within our nation!
    Benteke:
    To denounce the evils of truth and love!
    Zaha:
    To extend our reach to the stars above!

    Benteke: Christian!

    Zaha: Wilfried!

    Benteke:
    Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
    Zaha:
    Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
    Meowth: Meowth! That's right!

    1. Kiwivillan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Don't they always lose?

      1. Hamstergod
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        this

      2. Hurricane Gilbert
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        Hahaha this is totally irrelevant

      3. L'Aeroplanino
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        lol

    2. Give Me the Mane
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 4 days ago

      Nice!

  26. waltzingmatildas
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Who is using TC on negredo?

    1. HonestBlatter
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      o/

    2. GS456
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Captain. But not quite brave enough for the trip

  27. Tomas Brolin ate all Depays
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Have a solid front 8 including 3 x dgw players

    Pickford (foster)
    Alonso Robertson Davies (Holebas Pieters)

    Any DGW player worth using my ft on ? 2.2 itb and wildcarding week 36

    1. Ten Season Wonder
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Hennessy in for foster

  28. Ten Season Wonder
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Gibson (-4) or Dele

    1. Viper
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Gibson I think

  29. Radisson
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Is it worth getting in Rashford for Carroll for a -4?

    Carroll wouldn't play anyway but it would mean benching one of Chambers or Alonso

    Thanks v much!

    1. Ten Season Wonder
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Definitely

    2. The Polymath
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 5 days ago

      Play Rashford bench Chambers

  30. The Polymath
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 5 days ago

    Last minute transfer Sanchez to Townsend?

    Yes or No?

    1. MTPockets
        7 years, 5 days ago

        no

      • Jam0sh
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        Lol

      • Heels_Over_Head
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        No

      • GS456
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        No way

      • Dopey44
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        No

      • Mark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        7 years, 5 days ago

        Woooahhh there.