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Scout Report – Steve Mounie

Having already splashed out on big money deals to bring in Aaron Mooy and Tom Ince, Huddersfield Town broke their club-record transfer for a third time to sign striker Steve Mounie from French club Montpellier.

The 22-year-old joins for an undisclosed fee, reported to be £11.44 million plus add-ons, and has penned a four-year deal with the Terriers.

Speaking to the club’s official website, Huddersfield head coach David Wagner believes that the Benin international has the tools to flourish in the English top-flight:

“He has real physical attributes that should be perfect for the Premier League, plus we have already seen his talents as a football in his remarkable season in France… At just 22 years old, he is only going to improve too. Given what he is already capable of, that is very exciting.”

The History

Born in Parakou, Benin, Mounie moved to France as a youngster and started his professional career at Montpellier’s academy.

He made his first-team debut as a substitute in a cup tie against AC Ajaccio in October 2014, but had to wait until the start of the 2015/16 season to make his league bow.

In August 2015, Montpellier sent Mounie on a season-long loan to Ligue 2 outfit Nimes in order to gain valuable first-team experience.

Mounie took his chance to impress, registering 11 goals and five assists in 32 league appearances, returning to Montpellier last summer ready to establish himself in their first-team squad.

He produced an ever better goal return last term, netting 14 times and managing three assists from 35 league outings in a side that could only finish 15th in Ligue 1.

Mounie has made six appearances for Benin, scoring one goal.

The Prospects

While Wagner added Belgian international Laurent Depoitre last month, the need to bolster his attacking options was clear after his side managed just 56 goals in their 46 league matches last season.

Mounie’s strengths appear very similar to Depoitre. Both players are fearsome in the air, although the former boasts superior athleticism, which could be key given that the “Terriers’ identity” places great emphasis on pressing from the front.

The Benin international, who stands at 6ft 3in tall, averaged a staggering 8.4 successful aerial duels per match last term, while six of his 14 league goals came from headers.

His other eight goals were scored from inside the penalty area on his favoured right foot, with several smart finishes highlighting his composure and showcasing a sound technical ability.

Mounie also possesses good movement and pace for a player of his size and is able to drift out wide and play as a winger if required. However, his link-up play has been criticised, particularly in terms of his first touch.

Impressively, the 22-year-old averaged a shot every 26.95 minutes in Ligue 1 last season, which bettered Arsenal’s club-record signing Alexandre Lacazette for Lyon (28.67).

However, his conversion rate is far from comparable. While Lacazette boasts a laudable 33%, Mounie recorded just 13.3% in the same division.

In fairness, that is typical for a target man who registered 41% of his efforts as headers; only 9.5% of Lacazette’s shots were aerial attempts.

When we look for comparisons in the Premier League, Christian Benteke fired 105 shots for Crystal Palace in 2016/17 – the same number as Mounie for Montpellier – converting 14.3% into goals. More than 49% of Benteke’s efforts were headers.

There are clear parallels to be drawn and, like Benteke, Huddersfield’s new striker will flourish only if fed with a regular supply and a variety of crosses. It remains to be seen if Wagner’s side are equipped to deliver; recent signings Aaron Mooy and Tom Ince are likely to be key figures in that respect.

Given the outlay, Mounie would seem the favourite to start in the lone striker role for the Terriers in Wagner’s favoured 4-2-3-1 formation. That could see him priced between 6.0 and 6.5 in Fantasy Premier League – slightly more expensive than fellow signing Depoitre.

He’s already been added as an 8.5 option in Sky Sports – an identical price to his new Belgian team-mate. That could certainly earn him attention as a third forward option should he settle quickly.

Considering Huddersfield’s favourable opening fixtures (cpl, NEW, SOT, whm, LEI, brn), that’s clearly a possibility.

We won’t be short of attacking options from Wagner’s side though, with Ince, Mooy and the 12-goal Elias Kachunga also set to vie for our attention. The classification and price of the latter may well be decisive.

For now, Huddersfield’s aggressive recruitment drive demonstrates that the Yorkshire club are determined to seize their chance in the top flight. That’s reassuring for us Fantasy managers, who will look to unearth some value from Wagner’s ranks.

We will be paying keen attention to the pre-season form and formation, with a Huddersfield attacker very much in our thoughts as an early makeweight.

Time will tell whether Mounie will emerge as the go-to option, but his credentials at least suggest that he has the potential to grow as a factor in Premier League.

Further Reference

Steve Mounie Wikipedia

Steve Mounie Transfer Markt Page

Steve Mounie You Tube 2016/17 Highlights

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  1. Twelve years a slave
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Player articles for the season have started.
    http://www.triggerlips.com

    Did Salah, King and Fabregas get a thumbs up???

    1. Fantasy Gold
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Well played Trigger.

      Glad you're out of retirement. Straight back on the horse.

      1. Comment removed. Please refer to our terms and conditions on posting comments.

        1. Fantasy Gold
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Huh?

          1. KingNidge
            • 8 Years
            6 years, 9 months ago

            🙂

    2. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      How's retirement?

    3. FPL Virgin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Your King article has really made my blood boil at what FPL have done.

    4. KingNidge
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Go clean on

      1. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        We should get Triggerlips t-shirts.

        1. KingNidge
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          🙂

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            1. KingNidge
              • 8 Years
              6 years, 9 months ago

              Hahaha that would be epic for a FFS get together parading through some town all dressed in them

            2. Wild Rover
              • 13 Years
              6 years, 9 months ago

              Or intended to but you had the same information

    5. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Spam reported. Keep your sheep in the pen

      1. andy85wsm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        This isnt spam

        1. Wild Rover
          • 13 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Yes it is... He keeps linking his fan club on a site where the majority don't give a toss

          1. andy85wsm
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 13 Years
            6 years, 9 months ago

            He can link it just the same as my streams, or the WGTA articles. Its not being spammed, just linked once tonight from what I can see.

            You dont have to click the link, just move on 🙂

            1. Wild Rover
              • 13 Years
              6 years, 9 months ago

              As I said...

            2. Wild Rover
              • 13 Years
              6 years, 9 months ago

              Lets get something straight here Andy.. Unlike you and Individual, everything Triggerlips posts on here is promoting his own site (his own rank became irrelevant a couple of years ago) He has no interest in this site other than promoting his own, and the sooner you guys see it, the sooner we can be rid of his ego and his fan boys

              1. andy85wsm
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                • 13 Years
                6 years, 9 months ago

                Seems to be commenting just fine to me.

                Mark and Jonty have no issues with the promotion so its not going anywhere im afraid and wouldnt be classified as spam.

          2. FPL Virgin
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 7 Years
            6 years, 9 months ago

            I give a toss. His blogs are among the very best in the FPL community.

      2. Fantasy Gold
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Please FPL, make Sanchez a 1 striker.

        It will tip Virgin over the edge 😆

        1. Fantasy Gold
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          13m*

        2. FPL Virgin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Oi!

          1. Fantasy Gold
            • 9 Years
            6 years, 9 months ago

            Just bants, mate 😉

            1. FPL Virgin
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 7 Years
              6 years, 9 months ago

              Bantz or BantzAndDec?

              1. Fantasy Gold
                • 9 Years
                6 years, 9 months ago

                BantzAndDec

                1. FPL Virgin
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 7 Years
                  6 years, 9 months ago

                  That's OK then.

                  1. Fantasy Gold
                    • 9 Years
                    6 years, 9 months ago

                    🙂

    6. George Sillett
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      You barely had time to collect your pension. Why are you plugging your website ?

      1. Fantasy Gold
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Yo Trigger, I've got your back.

        Can you send me your book as a gesture of goodwill?

        1. George Sillett
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Can you not reach your top shelf ?

          1. Fantasy Gold
            • 9 Years
            6 years, 9 months ago

            😆 😆 😆

    7. FC Lackless [BALEGIUM]
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      The more articles of this type the better as far as I'm concerned....succinct and easy to read. All I have to do is click on the link. Someone else has put in all the hard work and is offering it for free; why the negativity?

      1. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        This kind of abuse shouldn't be allowed on here. The mods should crack down on it.

        All he did was post a link (like Andy does for Let's Talk FPL) and there is a torrent of abuse from supposedly grown men.

        Luckily TriggerLips has the integrity to rise above it.

      2. George Sillett
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Explain the retirement charade then. This isn't about article quality it's about massaging an inflated ego and through this shameless self promotion driving traffic to his own website.

        1. Fantasy Gold
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          As far as I'm aware his blog is free. He gives good advice.

        2. FC Lackless [BALEGIUM]
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Honestly I'm not looking too deep into whatever motivations are involved ... I'm just not bothered. I just read the articles and am grateful for them ...same goes for Indi's articles and the other guys too.

    8. white lightning
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      I love your articles mate. Glad you decided to keep it going.

  2. shirtless
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Evening! Sky 1st draft..

    Foster
    Keane Maguire Mawson
    Sane Pedro Salah Knockeart Stanislas
    Lukaku Kane

    1. Lovren an elevator
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      I like it. Weak defence but Maguire and Mawson might prove good attacking outlets again.
      Sané and Stan might not be completely nailed though

      1. shirtless
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Had similar last year for a 391 finish and the year before finished 352. Last year Heaton, Dawson, McAuley and Holebas/Holgate got me through!

      1. shirtless
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Sorry I'll repost!

        1. UnitedFan
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          No worries.

  3. Lovren an elevator
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Mounie or Abraham?

    1. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      The way I see it, Swansea will probably score more goals than Hudds.

      1. Lovren an elevator
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Exactly my thinking...but Mounie is more nailed isn't he

  4. JAC THE CAT
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Trying to get a decent SKY team is tough work, looks like I might end up with Troy Deeney!?

    1. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      I'm going with 2 x 4.0m defenders in one of my teams

  5. Fantasy Gold
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Has anybody seen The Night Of or The Killing?

    I really enjoyed both of these. Any similar recommendations?

    1. VS10_
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      You could try The Fall or The Americans.

      1. Fantasy Gold
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Thank mate

  6. Salah - 9m - Thoughts?
    andy85wsm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Bit late to the party but thoughts on Salah at 9m?

    What do we think that will make Mane and Coutinho?

    Think Firmino will be a mid

    1. JAC THE CAT
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Expensive, sadly think Mane and Coutinho will both be over 10 Million now.

    2. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      9.5 for both will be disappointed if any of the 2 of them are 10m

      Frimbo will stay as a mid as he wasn't very good as a false 9

    3. KingNidge
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Salah has to be a wait and see how he settles as that isn't exactly cheap

      Mane and Coutinho would have to be more... mane no cheaper than 10 and Coutinho cheaper than 9.5 imo

      Firmino loses all appeal for me if reclassified

    4. Fantasy Gold
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Too expensive.

    5. UnitedFan
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      A tad expensive. 8.5 would've been right. 10.0+ evaluations beckon for Coutinho + Mane.

      1. Twelve years a slave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        With around 30M needed to be spent on strikers Salah looks like a luxury item. Is he even the best Liverpool option?

        1. UnitedFan
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Not sure atm. Pretty sure I'm going without any of them from the start.

    6. bojack
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      I thought beforehand that Mane would be 10.0, and this doesn't make me think otherwise, he's the one I will probably go for now as I don't see how Coutinho is

      1. bojack
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Less than 9.5.

        1. Twelve years a slave
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Maybe Lallana will prove to be the value option, surely they cannot all be over Nine Million as they are going to cannabilise each others points. Someone like Ozil will become a much more interesting proposition than playing guess who scores for pool this week

          1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
            • 14 Years
            6 years, 9 months ago

            I'll also be warching ozils price with great interest. I also wonder what price Firmino will be if he switches to being a forward. If you look at it jn terms of point scoring, he jas ro be less than the mids, whish is a really weord situation.

    7. Lovren an elevator
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Can't see coutinho being 10, but Mané probably 10 or even 10.5
      It's so hard to predict whether Firmino will be a mid or forward, I can see him being cheaper if he's a forward though, maybe 8.5 or 9?

    8. Numb
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      0.5 too much. Mane and Coutinho will probably be 10. Maybe best to avoid Pool attack till we see how it shapes up.

      1. Mark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Ah. Evening mister. I have your money. I'll mail you.

        Posted it here because it sounds more sinister 😉

        1. Optimus.
          • 13 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Will you give him back his daughter then?

    9. Ramboros
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      9.0 is cheap enough that I might get him over established players, but not cheap enough that I want to risk it. I'll only start with him over Mané or Coutinho if I need that extra 0.5-1.0 to upgrade elsewhere.

      I'm expecting Coutinho to be 9.5 and Mané 10.0. Salah's 15g/13a and 14g/8a the last two years are high enough that his price should be close to both. I think people overrate the level of PL when they think Coutinho and Mané are much better and more proven players.

    10. FPL Virgin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      I'm not going to play the red roulette I don't think.

    11. Individual
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Think it's basically to force a punt. Mane will be more expensive than Salah (possibly 10.0?) so I think the risk/reward factor has been built into the price - the risk being you are getting a (somewhat in Salah's case) newbie over an established star, but you save that 1.0 (or whatever it will be) and can reinvest that elsewhere.

      I did expect and predicted 9.0 to 9.5. I think it's good pricing by fpl as it forces tough decisions once the prices are announced

    12. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      That has potential to be a bargain if he actually plays as a right sided forward.

      Mané and Coutinho should both be 10.5 or above. If they are similarly priced as Salah, I will have 3 Liverpool midfielders from the start.

  7. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    There is another full moon tonight

    1. Fantasy Gold
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Uh oh, FPLVirgin will be on the prowl then.

      1. FPL Kangaroo
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Lock up your children.

      2. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Something soothing about it

    2. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Mounie wagon

  8. Twelve years a slave
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2016/07/27/fantasy-premier-league-player-list-analysis-mid-price-midfielders-4/

    Just looking back at last seasons price analysis. It shows just how difficult it all is without the benefit of hindsight. They nearly all flopped

    1. Twelve years a slave
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Khazri, Lens, Depay, Bojan, Tadic, Deulefoe etc

      1. Twelve years a slave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        How will we avoid falling into the same traps?

        1. Hibbo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Avoid them and pick a solid team.

      2. bojack
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Who fell into the Depay trap?

        1. fedolefan
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Auto-Complete only.

    2. Fantasy Gold
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      I honestly am not bothered if players are overpriced.

      Anything that makes the game tougher is a good thing imo

    3. Ramboros
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Last year was a bit of a freak year with the top 7 teams demolishing the competition after Leicester had won the league. The 8.0-9.0 price bracket barely had any flops.

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Actually the 8m-9m bracket turned out to be way underpriced.

    4. Lovren an elevator
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      I'm scared Klaassen and Knockaert will fall into that list!
      I'm not considering anyone else who's untested though

      1. Twelve years a slave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        They well might, many on the list were new imports, and very few amounted to much fpl wise

  9. Respect My Authoritah
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    What's the Palace keeper situation?

    1. Net Gains
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      They are going to be playing one

      1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Unlike Man City

    2. Fantasy Gold
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      If De Boer has any sense whatsoever then he will re-instate Mandanda as number 1.

      Hennessey is rubbish.

    3. bojack
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      It's about £9ph, free uniform, and discounted travel. Full training provided. Must have experience of being humiliated by Premier League strikers.

    4. GertJan
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      De Boer is like Guardiola... he will want someone who's good with his feet and comfortable in possession.

      Not sure if Cillessen would really go from the Barca bench to Palace even though they have worked together at Ajax.

  10. Net Gains
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Everyone talking about value has missed the point about the prices we've seen. Yes, there will be some players who are better value relative to the other players. But the point is that the prices show a clear shift in the cost of an unproven promoted player or untested French striker at a top 6 club etc. So yes you can find a bargain relative to other options at a club, but you won't be able to do it for 5.0 or 5.5 any more. Those days are gone.

    • 10 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Useful article on All Things FPL on Lacazette and Mounie:

    https://allthingsfpl.com/2017/07/fantasy-premier-league-news-arsenal-sign-20-goal-season-man/

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      This has to be a first 😎 😎

      • 10 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Holy guac!

      My comment got published shortly!

      1. FPL Kangaroo
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Woop woop !

    2. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Waiting for my one to be posted too

    • 10 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    That's funny, I can't link blog posts from a l l t h i n g s f p l ....

    1. Fantasy Gold
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Bigger corporation.

    2. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      In Thomas I Place My Faith.

    3. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      *grabs popcorn*

    4. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Wildrover will sort it out for you

    5. George Sillett
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      There are other sites you can link Balders. Try this one :-
      http://www.triggerlips.com

    6. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Fixed now - was an old filter item back in the days when we were more touchy on spamming links so I've sorted. No issue with posting links to other sites as long as they're not spammed. As you can see in Andy's discussion on Triggerlips.

      1. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Well played Mark. It's great to see you guys being cool about other FPL sites trying to drum up a bit of interest for themselves.

        1. Mark
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 17 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          I don't mind if there's contributions being made and the links are of interest. However, there have been cases of blatant advertising - for Fantasy games in particular - that we have to stop.

          There's a line to be crossed, but that's somewhere in my head and at my discretion.

          1. FPL Virgin
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 7 Years
            6 years, 9 months ago

            Yeah. Andy does lay it on a bit thick when he is plugging his stream 😉

  11. SAKA AND EMILE SMITH ROWE
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Klaasen is 7.5m, have they tweeted it? Says in this article https://www.premierleague.com/news/435345

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      All over the place.

    2. Respect My Authoritah
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Nope they haven't

      1. SAKA AND EMILE SMITH ROWE
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Price I expected tbh, won't touch for his first 6 fixtures, will assess after then

    3. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      I suspect Everton have been busy today 😉

  12. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    With the money Everton are receiving for Lukaku why aren't they going for the likes of Aubameyang, Morata or Griezmann?

    1. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      That's a bit like Celebrity Big Brother trying to sign up Kate Middleton.

      1. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Ratings would go through the roof especially if she gets the Baps out again

    2. MarvelouSuccess
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Everton don't have CL which these strikers most likely want.

      1. Optimus.
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Ah, cheers 😉

  13. Now I'm Panicking
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone else tried Cofresh chilli and lemon potato grills?

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Nah I use Colgate to brush my teeth

    2. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      prefer ky jelly

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Absolute scenes mate.

        • 10 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Remember this day Berbs. This is as rare as the moon landing.

        1. goriuanx
          • 13 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          We made it Balders 😎

        2. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Incredible stuff happening here.

  14. goriuanx
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    hahaha balders is right

    I just posted a link from all things fpl

    Your comment has been marked for review. It'll be published shortly.

    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Illuminati.

      1. goriuanx
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        https://www.illuminatiofficial.org/the-official-website-for-the-illuminati/

        nope, the illuminati is fine but all things fpl is not

    2. KingNidge
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Published shortly loooool

      1. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        It has been 😆

        Look up

        1. KingNidge
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Hahaha brilliant

    3. Dokdok666
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      They have some sort of beef going...

    4. Fantasy Gold
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      This will only end one way.

  15. goriuanx
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Virgil Van Dijk has told Southampton he only wants Liverpool leaving the Saints in danger of missing out on a £50m payday. (@MirrorFootball)

    Van Dijk is disgruntled & wants to push through a move to Anfield even though Liverpool were warned off last month. (@MirrorFootball)

    Southampton don’t want to lose Van Dijk but he has made it clear he wants to play Champions League football. (@MirrorFootball)

    Bit embarrassing we had this deal virtually done and messed up by leaking it early. Resurrection.

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      It will still go through

      Money talks in football and all those things will be forgotten

      1. goriuanx
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Yes money talks. Sadly it will cost a lot. More than 50m

        1. Syd.
          • 14 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          I hope he does sign for you lot as his heart just isn't in Southampton

        2. Fantasy Gold
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          I hope Southampton charge those Scouse jokers £80m to get their man 🙂

    2. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Naby Keita has made it clear to Leipzig that he wants to move to #LFC. (Mirror)

      Jurgen Klopp, he taps up who he wants.

      😆

      1. andy85wsm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Would he like to come to old Trafford instead?

        1. FPL Virgin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Haven't you got enough centre backs?

          1. andy85wsm
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 13 Years
            6 years, 9 months ago

            Yup?

      2. Fantasy Gold
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Taps up then fluffs it up.

        Unlucky Jurgen 😆

    3. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      I read the article you posted and was shocked to discover that Yorkie bars have gone from 6 squares to 5 :shocked:

      1. goriuanx
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        😆

      2. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Always knew you were a bit of a trucker

      3. Fantasy Gold
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        They're not for girls.

    4. fedolefan
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Why is everyone making things clear to The Mirror?

    5. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Why don't they just save a few quid and get Sakho back?...he's absolutely fine...

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Because Klopp is a man of principle. He has to establish his authority.

    1. Fantasy Gold
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      You believe The Mirror?

      1. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        I do

        It told me that I was the prettiest of them all

        1. The Nuttman
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          🙂

      2. goriuanx
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Transfers depend on the journo not the paper.

    2. Numb
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Hope he waits until the FPL price is released!

    3. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Siggy left, Klaassen right, Rooney in the middle?

      One piece missing, though, granted.

      1. Puncheon Guly
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Giiirrroooud

      2. GertJan
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Siggy left, Klaassen in the middle, Sandro Ramirez on the right.

        Wayne Rooney up front?

        :p

    4. JAC THE CAT
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      With some good attacking players joining Everton Is Sandro Ramirez good enough to lead the line or do they still need a new forward?

      1. Mark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        I think we said in article, Koeman likes a specimen up front. Sandro doesn't appear to have the physicality that Koeman likes in a striker.

        1. JAC THE CAT
          • 10 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Would Daniel Sturridge suit the team?

        2. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          You mean he's not tall enough?

    5. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      This is like when spurs sold bale and could buy a whole new team - except Everton appear to be a little better at buying. Well that's what they hope anyway.

      1. Mark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Yeah, they bought Soldado. Oh, and Capoue.

        If ever we needed a warning about new players struggling in the Premier League, Soldado was a prime case.

        1. Diva
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          And Eriksen...

          1. noquarternt
            • 8 Years
            6 years, 9 months ago

            Lamela

            1. Diva
              • 9 Years
              6 years, 9 months ago

              Yep.

    6. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      7th Spot Confirmed

    7. andy85wsm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Stick Rooney up front and Siggy behind 🙂

      1. goriuanx
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Might see two squads. One for PL, one for EL.

        1. KingNidge
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          I can see Everton taking the EL very seriously berbs..

          1. Syd.
            • 14 Years
            6 years, 9 months ago

            It might make sense as they won't finish any higher than 7th

    8. Ramboros
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Sigurdsson is to Swansea what Bale was to Spurs. Irreplaceable. Which is also why I find these rumors difficult to take seriously.

      Sigurdsson has made big moves twice in his career. Both times he ended up miserable on the bench, and joined Swansea to get his game back on track. I don't think he will force Swansea to sell him, especially not for such a dull club as Everton. Why go to a club that's good enough to bench you, but not good enough to win you any trophies?

      Everton aren't even bringing in players that will work well with Sigurdsson. They don't have any proven wingers. Their right back can't contribute offensively until Coleman is back. Their centrebacks don't score goals. They have a left back whose strength lies in his set pieces. Klaassen, Barkley and Rooney all play at their best in Sigurdsson's role. What's Sigurdsson supposed to bring to the team?

      Until Sigurdsson signs for Everton, I'm going to believe that this story is made up. Everton probably wanted Sigurdsson as a Barkley replacement before the summer started. Swansea told them to get lost. Everton then decided to sign Klaassen and Rooney instead. The newspapers just needs something to make you click their articles.

      1. Mark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Dunno. I think he'll play left and, if Sigurdsson is in your team, I reckon he's taking everything. DFK's, CK's and penalties.

        He didn't get a fair crack at Spurs for my money.

  16. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Jonty and Mark both on here late of a Saturday night.. 4am release date incoming..

    https://m.popkey.co/fe8997/9wGMD.gif

    1. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Lol...I remember that. There was actually folk up expecting it.

      What year was that?

      1. Optimus.
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Our Year

      2. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Has it ever been released in the wee hours? Rumours use to circulate on here that it did previously one year

        1. Mark
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 17 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Absolutely no chance of that.

          Having said that, the last game I worked on, Steam wanted us to release at 5am UK time because it was a good time for Valve.

          We talked them out of it.

          1. Hooky
            • 9 Years
            6 years, 9 months ago

            Steam, valve and release all in that post. I'm sure there is a joke somewhere but I just can't see it!

    2. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Got my flask of tea ready . Can't wait - just five hours to go

      1. JAC THE CAT
        • 10 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        🙂

        Single digit ID incoming

      2. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Don't toy with us!

  17. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    I remember in my younger days one of the most happening clubs were really strick with who they let in, then after a while it wasn't in vogue cause new cooler clubs opened up, and they started letting in kids, tramps and any ugly git.
    Sure the club was full but it just wasn't somewhere that the elite dancers could be seen going to.

    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Is strick even a word?

      1. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Strictly speaking, No

        1. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Very nice, I got it

    2. ★Kuntheman★
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      I thought you were referring to football clubs until I realized that "elite dancers" didn't refer to Pogba and Lingard

    3. Twisted Saltergater
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Is this a metaphor for FFS? 😀

  18. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Does the game go live at 4:00 AM sharp? How quick do I have to be to get ID no. 1?

    1. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      That's how it works. And you have to sign in the second it opens or you won't get ID no. 1. A minute later you'll register with a 4 digit ID.

      1. The Polymath
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        So you sign in with your 16-17 log-in details as normal and then you'll be asked to register. Is that how it works?

    2. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Do you remember your wedding night

      Well you need to be that quick

  19. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    What a phenom this guy turned into in the last few months of the season. Best passer since Xabi Alonso, big season ahead.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKcpRCwYNNw

    1. ★Kuntheman★
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      If you're gonna throw up a name to compete with David Silva, you're gonna have to do better than Granit Xhaka

      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        I didn't throw up a name to compete with David Silva.

    2. Lovren an elevator
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Does he have any appeal whatsoever for fpl?
      He will no doubt me nailed and 5m afterall?

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Not much. Not enough attacking potential, takes cards. I wouldn't spend an Arsenal spot for that. You can have a starting small club winger or AM for that price.

      2. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Probably not. Reckon he'll get a lot of '2nd assists' which doesn't help in FPL.

      3. GertJan
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Only if you like owning a player who gets often booked and sent off.

  20. MarvelouSuccess
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Will be playing lukaku. Look at the first five fixtures. Also, Lukaku plays West Ham whom he has a good record against.

  21. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    If there is a load the dishwasher competition in the Olympics then I think I might actually win it, the missus has often caught me rearranging her attempt at loading the dishwasher much to my anger as she wastes so much space in doing so

    1. andy85wsm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Our current place only has a half dishwasher - its tiny.

      Got to space save

      1. Optimus.
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Get a wife

    2. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Use paper plates and just throw them into the bin afterwards

    3. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Huge issue in our house. I'm told I'm terrible at it.

      I didn't realise it was a professional sport but, clearly, in my household, I'm non league living with a Premier League a legend.

      You sound Championship level at least.

    4. Qubit
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Just be grateful your other half not only thinks she's better at it but in fact actually managed to break the damn thing last week by jamming stuff in and fouling the mechanism nearly causing a fire (burning smell, smoke etc - which only I noticed). Don't even start me on the washing up.....

  22. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Our heads are definitely going to be pickled this season

    I don't think there has ever been a season where we have so many great FPL options from so many different teams

    1. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Yeah, it looks likely to be testing. The 2015/16 season with Vardy, Mahrez, Alli and Kane all providing such strong value really was a freakish one off. Can't see it happening on that scale again.

      We're going to have to make plenty of difficult choices and get those choices spot on. Then again, my pre-season predictions are always miles out.

      1. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        At least we don't have to worry about whether to get Josh King. Once less difficult decision to be made thanks to a lack of common sense by FPL.

        1. FPL Virgin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          *one less

    2. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Kane is a must for me. Putting him in and leaving him, i don't care if he starts slow.

      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Although, saying that, there is the Wembley factor...

        1. Mark
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 17 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Yeah, very annoying.

          Spurs assets are probably the most reliable on offer. For me, I can't see Kane, Alli or Eriksen regressing and I think the defence will do well again.

          But like you say, Wembley just adds that unwanted variable and nagging doubt.

          1. FPL Virgin
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 7 Years
            6 years, 9 months ago

            Eriksen keeps exceeding his previous season's points tally. That's so telling for me. He is the second must-have midfielder for me after Sanchez.

            1. fedolefan
              • 9 Years
              6 years, 9 months ago

              Woah, forming your own template now, are we?

              1. FPL Virgin
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 7 Years
                6 years, 9 months ago

                I eat templates & Green Berets for breakfast.

          2. BROOKLYN GOONER
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            6 years, 9 months ago

            Depending on prices and the fixtures for other captaincy options, the Wembley factor might just give me enough courage to give Kane a miss. Hard to forget about the end of last season, though.

  23. FPL Virgin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    This will make Andy happy ...

    Swedish striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 35, could be handed a new deal by Manchester United when he recovers from a knee injury. (Mirror)

    1. MarvelouSuccess
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Get in. Well deserved. So no 2nd striker signing it seems?

      1. Rum Ham
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Rashford surely a good deputy until January?

  24. FPL Virgin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    If Mourinho spends another £150 - £200m this season, will he finish higher than Van Gaal did in the league?

    Red Devils boss Jose Mourinho has stepped up discussions over the signing of midfielder James Rodriguez, 25, from Real Madrid. The Spanish champions want £62m for the Colombia international. (Independent)

    1. KingNidge
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Big Eddie Woodward is lit like a Christmas tree 🙂

    2. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Would hate for him to go to Utd but he'd be the perfect FPL player.

    3. Rum Ham
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      If there is no signing after Lukaku I think he will still finish above Van Gaal.

  25. foreverton
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Sorry guys i'm out of the loop, how many hours from now is FPL predicted to launch?

    1. Rum Ham
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      59 hours and 30 minutes.

    2. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      3 1/2

    3. foreverton
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Cheers lads, can't wait.

      1. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        We don't know the exact date & time but it will be released next week sometime probably around 9am Tuesday

  26. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 9 months ago

    Interested to see Ozils price this season. Anyone remember what he started at last year? Underperformed so should really go down by .5. He thrived playing as part of the front three towards the end of the season.

    1. FPL Virgin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      £9.5m.

      Casual question.

      1. Mark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Is it? I had to check.

        1. FPL Virgin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          I knew without looking. Maybe I'm the heir to the scout throne.

    2. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      He was 9.5

      Interesting looking back our these articles actually...

      http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2016/07/29/fantasy-premier-league-player-list-analysis-premium-midfielders-4/

      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        Interestingly, he carried more goal threat last year, assists dried up though. If we keep playing with 3 at the back, and Ozil on the right of the three, i think he could hit double figures for both.

        1. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          If he does anything, he'll get bonus points aswell. Unless they are changing the system...

      2. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 9 months ago

        All joking aside, these are my favourite articles of the entire year. When the budget, mid and premium price players are assessed in each position. It's FFS heaven.

    3. Rum Ham
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 9 months ago

      Predicted 8.5 purely on the basis that so many big scoring midfielders will be going up in price this season that a few premiums will have to come down to balance it out.

      Current price releases however would suggest that's rather optimistic. Hopefully 9.0 but likely 9.5