Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 12

So we’ve finally seen the back of the international breaks.

That will come as relief, no doubt, to every Fantasy Football manager who dread such interruptions as windows for mundane Garden Centre visits, spent wistfully glancing at the latest scores from League Two.

Now only the FA Cup can disrupt the flow, granting us a free weekend early in 2018.

I suspect we may well be thankful for that particular interlude. Indeed, looking ahead to the schedule in front of us, we should be careful what we wish for.

From now until the next “break”, we will play out 11 Gameweeks. That’s the equivalent of our season progress so far, but spanning a period of just 46 days.

Stop and consider that for a moment. It seems both ridiculous and unfeasible.

I can’t recall such a tortuous schedule. While each Gameweek will blend seamlessly into another, creating an exciting helter-skelter period of our campaign, we surely have to question what this relentless procession of matches and decisions will do to our squads and sanity.

Injury doubts and suspensions will collide head-on, with Phil Jones’ current situation perhaps a stark reminder of what’s to come.

This is not a time to harbour delicate flowers, however vital they appear to our cause. Players like Jones who are nursed from week to week, managed and protected by their medical staff, should perhaps be marked as an endangered species.

We need to look at each member of our squad and question if they possess the resolve to get through this test.

Jones aside, I’m certainly looking at Eden Hazard and wondering just how many kicks and tumbles he can sustain in the space of seven days and still make it out onto the pitch. He seems almost guaranteed to be yellow flagged for Christmas.

Alongside this, we have to consider how our Premier League counterparts will approach matters. They will surely be tracking their squads, monitoring red zones and managing minutes.

The persistent anxiety created by Pep Guardiola’s teamsheet will almost be lost in a tide of uncertainty from all camps, as every manager undergoes an examination of their resources and shuffles the pack.

We can prepare by attempting to recruit the “untouchables”; those players considered so crucial to their respective sides that they appear almost “guaranteed” maximum pitch time.

Though no player, perhaps not even first-choice goalkeepers, will likely escape this spell without losing minutes.

Progressing with Kevin Long in our dressing room looks folly, while we can retain Tom Carroll, but have to be content to field him.

We’re going to need a bench that can help us weather the impending storm. And ideally, it needs to be stocked with players that are not only active, but who also promise points.

Fantasy Football will demand our full attention. We face six weeks of scouring team news, analysing selection trends and collating any clues that are dangled.

So leave the decorations in the loft. Prepare partners now and explain to the kids that Christmas is off. At least until you’ve figured out what to do with Chancel Mbemba.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

1,665 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Woy_is_back
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    If Jesus starts im gonna die 🙁

    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      He'll save you

    2. Fanta sea
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Ironic cos you might see jesus again when you die

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Does he moonlight as a contract killer?

    3. Jam0sh
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      I think he'll startt

    4. LǝgleSs e|even
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      According to some books , he did get resurrected

      1. Net Gains
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        If it's in a book it's true. No books contradict each other and they're all equally valid. As I was saying just the other day to L Ron Hubbard.

  2. THFC4LIFE
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Forget fpl this is the North London Derby!!!!! Coys!!!!!

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      I actually think Arsenal will nick a result

      1. THFC4LIFE
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        3-1 Spurs

    2. skodaole2
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      This.. have to win this one can see MCI starting dropping points from now on

    3. #FPLBhuna
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      YIDO yido yido yido o!!!! Cmon arrrryyyyyy

  3. Fred54
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Friday night deadline coming up.

    I hate those. Less time to moan between GWs.

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      wait till the winter schedule kicks in, you won't have any time

  4. Jam0sh
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Dembele and Davies both playing, match away from Wembley against an opposition who will have quite high possession. No theories left. Cmon Kane

    1. Ode
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      And early kick-off

    2. L'Aeroplanino
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Kane 4 goals confirmed

    3. willl
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Theory theory.

      The theory is that too many theories is causing poor performances.

      Evidence is all of the theories.

      Case closed.

      1. Jam0sh
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Pkease don't ruin this moment 😀

    4. Bun Rab
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Dembele plays, Kane scores. That's all that matters!

    5. Akeem
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Mike Dean reffing

      1. Jam0sh
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Omg that's too much

  5. JustPark
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    About 25 seconds left, did Yoshi to Daniels and shuffled the team abit to start him. Do you think I made it?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      there is a chance

    2. Fanta sea
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      your own fault for leaving it until the last 25 seconds when you had 2 weeks to prepare.

      1. JustPark
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        2 weeks preparation done. Supposedly 30 minutes but kids got me busy at that time.

        1. Fanta sea
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 5 months ago

          Tbh I apologize. Who knows what's going on at that time in your life. Hopefully it went through.

    3. el polako
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      25 seconds is plenty, thats what I tell my wife anyway.

      1. LǝgleSs e|even
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        You have raised the bar for the 1 minute man

      2. JustPark
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        What a good wife she is.

  6. Ode
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Aguero (c) locked in. Kane as vc

    1. The Suspended One
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      I went opposite, good luck to us

    2. LǝgleSs e|even
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Have both Kun and Kane(VC), capped Salah instead . Just a little mindful of Peps mind games

  7. Lubic87
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Not actually sure if my captain is Salah, Jesus, or Aguero. Kept switching it round, and the site kicked me out midway through ha.

  8. UKG
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Morata (c) locked. Huge differential in my ML.

  9. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Welbeck spotted on the bench

    1. LǝgleSs e|even
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Wel he's beck alright

  10. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Really think Arsenal might actually win today.

    1. Ode
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      I have a good feeling too

    2. Sterling is £11Mill..…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      keep dreaming bruh, just look at those two lines up. Arsenals line up looks more like a doctors waiting list then a football team

    3. Sims
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Arsenal gave aways been good/decent at home vs big teams

    4. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      They will, I have a bet on Arsenal to remain unbeaten at the Emirates this season too!

    5. The Suspended One
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Love the goooners pregame, Whiney bunch of twats after the match though!

    6. LǝgleSs e|even
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Spurs trashed Madrid.. just sayin..

  11. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Goodbye to the 95 % of you that have been on here this morning. Remember the next deadline is on Friday, see you then!

    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Yeah, bloody gravless eh? 😉

    2. Limited & Mediocre Mana…
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      😆

    3. The Polymath
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      So rude! 🙂

      1. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        How can it be rude? They've already gone so won't see it

  12. G-Whizz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Lineup - Spurs starting line-up: Hugo Lloris, Kieran Trippier, Ben Davies, Jan Vertonghen, Eric Dier, Davinson Sánchez, Moussa Sissoko, Christian Eriksen, Harry Kane, Dele Alli, Mousa Dembélé.
    Substitutes: Kyle Walker-Peters, Fernando Llorente, Juan Foyth, Michel Vorm, Serge Aurier, Son Heung-Min, Harry Winks

    Lineup - Arsenal starting line-up: Petr Cech, Héctor Bellerín, Sead Kolasinac, Nacho Monreal, Shkodran Mustafi, Laurent Koscielny, Aaron Ramsey, Granit Xhaka, Alexandre Lacazette, Mesut Özil, Alexis Sánchez.
    Substitutes: Alex Iwobi, Per Mertesacker, Ainsley Maitland-Niles, David Ospina, Danny Welbeck, Jack Wilshere, Francis Coquelin

    1. Mika-eel
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Been on vacation? Not see you post in a while.

      1. G-Whizz
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        I still do the weekly DS stat and Clean Sheet odds (now includes fixture odds) but yes personal life has needed to take precedent recently. Normal service will be resumed shortly lol

        1. Mika-eel
          • 6 Years
          6 years, 5 months ago

          Good to have you back, just saw the reply,lol.

          1. G-Whizz
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 6 Years
            6 years, 5 months ago

            *Thumbs up*

  13. Sims
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    What would make u laugh so hard this GW?

    1. Cok3y5murf
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Lukaku blank

    2. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Lukau pen miss and red card in first five minutes

      1. La Roja
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Elliot pen save*

    3. The Wise Owl
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Seeing you post again.

      1. Sims
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        That doesn't actually make much sense if you're having a dig

        1. The Wise Owl
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 5 months ago

          I was just messing around 😀

    4. Solenya
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Andy Carroll hattrick

    5. Touré De Force
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Hattrick for Tammy A

    6. b✪mber
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Newcastle scoring.

    7. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      You getting banned from the site.

      1. Cok3y5murf
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Me too right?

      2. Sims
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        at least you're posting some thing other than telling people to get a life

    8. CFC96
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Kane, morata, lukaku, aguero, Jesus, salah, sane/sterling blanks

    9. Jam0sh
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      My fifth captain fail in a row

    10. LǝgleSs e|even
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Leicester trumps City

  14. SEXY SOLO SAUCE
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    I'm done.

    Foster
    Alonso | Mee | Daniels
    Salah (VC) | Alli | Richarlison | Groß | RLC
    Kane (C) | Aguero

    Elliot | Abraham | Mariappa | Jones

    KAPTAIN KANE locked In!! Wish me luck!

  15. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    BINGO 😎

    1. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Dial up?

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        😛

        Slept in.....

        1. La Roja
          • 12 Years
          6 years, 5 months ago

          Was she fit?

  16. Don Rogers FC
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    I'm in France by mistake, am I allowed to ask if anyone has a link to a site that will enable me to see the Arsenal Spurs game ?

    Or will I get in Troub......

    1. Limited & Mediocre Mana…
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      I hate it when I end up in other countries by mistake

      1. Don Rogers FC
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Its not a direct mistake as such, my missus made me do it. The mistake happened 20 years ago.

        1. Fitzy.
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          6 years, 5 months ago

          Hope she takes a quick peek at what you're typing...

          1. Don Rogers FC
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            6 years, 5 months ago

            You don't really

    2. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Are you from Taken?

  17. CFC96
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    The scenes if spurs thrash this full strength arsenal squad...

    1. Solenya
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Don't suppose that's a matter of any surprise or schadenfreude anymore

    2. Limited & Mediocre Mana…
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Robbie gonna have another few diamond rings to add to the collection

      1. Over Midwicket
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Loool

      2. CFC96
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Yessir haha

  18. SilkySkills
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Hope to feel a sense of pride and accomplishment this gameweek

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      nice grav

      1. SilkySkills
        • 10 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        cheers

      2. La Roja
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        lol

  19. Kun Tozser
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    So Kane...

    Away
    Davies
    Dembele
    London derby
    November

    No theory for an excuse today! Smash it lad

  20. La Roja
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Danny Rose not event on bench. lol

    1. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Even*

      1. how now brown cow
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Yep. Glad I sold Davies!

        1. La Roja
          • 12 Years
          6 years, 5 months ago

          You brown cow you are!

  21. Eric the King
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Bit scared about not having Lukaku now...

    1. Sterling is £11Mill..…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      But why? Who wants Lukaku? And who would miss him if you dont have him.

  22. Gideons Rolling Another One
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Davies

  23. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    odds on mustafi giving away a pen?

    1. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      About the time Kane scores a peno

    2. Limited & Mediocre Mana…
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      30%

    3. PL Ball
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Does he have a history of giving away pens?

  24. Ramboros
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    I would've preferred if Rose was on the bench. Now it wouldn't surprise me if Davies starts against Dortmund and Rose starts next GW.

    1. Limited & Mediocre Mana…
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      I prefer this. Means Rose might be crocked.

      1. Gideons Rolling Another One
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Wouldn't want to wish an injury on a player, but as a Davies owner here's hoping!

    2. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      He could be injured tbf

    3. wulfrunian
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      If Rose is not injured the opposite will happen.

  25. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Welbeck to come on and score a 90th minute winner. Chalk it down!!

  26. La Roja
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Got Laca and Kane in this game.

    Let the diving commence in the box 😎

    1. Ha.
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Alli RC inc

  27. Bubz
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Redeem yourself Bavies!

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      I've bench Vertonghen when people in my ML have Daives. Fml.

    2. Solenya
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      This. So much this. Unless ofcourse Jones plays, then don't, just die as an FF prospect then.

  28. Net Gains
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Questions for fellow non-Arsenal/Spurs fans:

    Who do you want to win the NLD and why?
    Who do you think will actually win?

    I want Spurs to win because I enjoy the Arsenal misery/Wenger-bashing. Going for an exciting draw though.

    1. Limited & Mediocre Mana…
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Spurs because of AFTV

    2. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Your first question can only be answered in 3 letters

      lol

    3. b✪mber
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      I want Arsenal to win coz they've been neglected by the football Gods a lot lately

      1. Sterling is £11Mill..…
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        No dude they have just been oevr-achieving season in season out for long enough. Reality has caught up with them now and they have been exposed to having a side which is comparable to watford. (Although thats insulting to Watford who are clearly better)

        1. b✪mber
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 5 months ago

          I understand what you're trying to say, but I disagree - it's the football Gods. 😉

    4. The Suspended One
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Spurs cause they are way better

  29. wulfrunian
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    Alonso scored twice against Tottenham.I just couldn't start Kola.

    1. Sterling is £11Mill..…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      sorry to break it to u dude but Spurs are playing Arsenal not Chelsea

      1. wulfrunian
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Ok Dude

    2. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Okay I will play along.

      My first car was a Renault so I captained Morata.

      1. wulfrunian
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        gl mate

  30. Over Midwicket
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 5 months ago

    This is the kind of Spurs side that can trounce teams 5-0. Kinda wish I hadn't sold Eriksen and changed from (C)ane to (C)alah..

    1. Limited & Mediocre Mana…
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 5 months ago

      Tbf I thought Son would play. Kane Alli Eriksen always seem so much more appealing when he's out.

      1. LǝgleSs e|even
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 5 months ago

        Almost got Son in for Alli, but resisted..