Opinion

The Pre-match Preamble – Gameweek 14

There are such fine margins between success and failure, and often, while we fret over Wildcards and captaincies, it is the seemingly inconsequential decisions that cost us.

My Gameweek 13, while more than satisfactory, could well have been bordering on epic had I just considered two decisions more carefully.

Both seemed totally justified at the time.

Firstly, the swap of Kyle Naughton to welcome back Nicolas Otamendi to my dressing room seemed sound enough.

I didn’t write off Swansea’s chances of a clean sheet against Bournemouth, but having previously witnessed the Cherries win 4-0 over Huddersfield; I expected Callum Wilson and company to breach the struggling Swans. More to the point, I banked on more from Otamendi who chested the ball into the Man City net to create an unexpected nine-point swing in Naughton’s favour.

Then there was that decision to start Tammy Abraham.

I thought I’d read this situation perfectly. If the striker had any chance of figuring against the Cherries, he’d start. It made perfect sense. Why, when Abraham could not play against Chelsea in Gameweek 14, would Paul Clement use him from the bench? These were desperate times, after all.

Only Clement knows the full story. All I know is that Abraham saw six minutes of action, almost won a penalty but robbed me of a belated goal from Ruben Loftus-Cheek.

I could have been 15 points better off, in a Gameweek where my score was already considered more than a little bit handy.

These “trivial” little decisions soon add up and, eventually, I believe they can do far more damage than a badly timed Wildcard or a misplaced armband. We fret over the big dilemmas and yet it’s these frivolous little choices that undo us. Bit by bit, they unravel the careful stitches of our painstaking Gameweek research.

I’ve started writing all these “mishaps” down. I jot them on pieces of paper, fold them up and then put them in a jar. A jar of regret and agony, something to pore over when the season is done, and I’m considering what might have been.

I fear that one day my partner will find this jar.

“It’s my jar of regret”, I will explain.

She will peer inside expecting to see scribbles on how I should have taken that gap year or learned to play the guitar.

Instead, she’ll find mentions of Kyle Naughton and Trent Alexander-Arnold.

I’ll sit her down take her through the stats, but I don’t think it will help.

Thanks to Fantasy Football, she probably has her own jar with my name in it.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

1,923 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Steevo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Looking forward to seeing how Elliot & Davies get on tonight 🙂

    1. lilmessipran
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      elliot benched

    2. lilmessipran
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      nvm troll

    3. GOTHAM City F.C.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      green arrow confirmed

    4. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Elliot to come on after Darlow is sent-off and save the penalty 🙂

  2. FPL ZB
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Didn’t fancy a keeper anyway

    1. GOTHAM City F.C.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      😆

  3. Eton Rifles
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Elliot and Krul are two names going in the jar.

    1. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Lol. To be honest, if it was going to happen, I think this could have been a lot worse. For starters, I've money in the bank to move for Pope or an alternative immediately.

      Also, if I was going to go with a 4.5 option with the WC back in GW4 it would have been Fabianski.

      If he gets more than a couple of points at Chelsea, then yeah, both Elliot and Krul go in the jar. I can't see it though. I might even be better off with zero!

      1. Pinky Blinders
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        haha classic denial

      2. Eton Rifles
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        how many did he get @ Wembley?

        😉

        1. Mark
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 17 Years
          6 years, 4 months ago

          Very true, but if he does that again, we will all have much more to moan about!

      3. THE SHEEP HUNTERS
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        You got any room left in that Jar?

    2. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      What's this jar thing?

      This was gonna be Elliot last game for me anyway, looks like he caught wind and fled!

      1. Mark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Yeah, Newcastle's slump had convinced me to call time. I was eyeing up Christensen and Pope in over the next two. Will likely have to reverse the order or take a hit to get both now, as both will likely go up before GW15.

  4. Spokey
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    No goalkeepers this round 🙁

    1. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Eliot would have only got 1 point anyway.

      Probably end up coming on and still cobceede 2.

  5. GOTHAM City F.C.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    GW fail for anyone yet?

    1. Bleach †
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Cue the guy who gets 60pts today and is sad about it

    2. lilmessipran
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      rookie

  6. Dr. DOOM
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Have RLC, Take the RLC drop or sell?

    1. Dr. DOOM
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      *TC

      1. SuperMane Returns
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Ah that makes sense.

    2. SuperMane Returns
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      RLC is going up not down?

      1. Dr. DOOM
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        I meant TC

    3. lilmessipran
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      why would rlc drop?

      1. Dr. DOOM
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        *TC

    4. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      haha delete

  7. SuperMane Returns
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Is it me or has Unsworth eaten most of the pies?

    1. Taking the Mkhitaryan
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Most if not all

    2. Monkey Hanger
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      No. Could still play 120mins.

  8. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    This article has to be the worse part of this site by miles.
    Just Mark moaning about his fpl choices.
    There are plenty who have made far more mistakes and have been far more adventurous too!

    1. Dr. DOOM
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      -1

    2. Speédy
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      -2

    3. SUPERMAN
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      -1

    4. lilmessipran
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      -1

      1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Ah come on lads you can't find this segment entertaining. in this one he lost a grand total of 15 points and created an article about it dressed up as the "mystic of fantasy football"! 😀

    5. Jordan.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      crap comment ,always most entertaining and his jar of fearts anectdote is very clever,so just sit down ...

      1. Dr. DOOM
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        He probably found his name in his girlfriend's jar.
        Brought back memories for him.

      2. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        I didn't realise we are only allowed to give positive criticism. I apologise fanboys/girls.

    6. Aftermath
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      -1

    7. lilmessipran
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      we all got upvoted by mark

    8. mir
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Cheer up!

    9. badgerboy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      It's his site, if he wants to have a moan all power to him.

    10. Ini
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      How many miles?

      1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        8 miles high 😀

    11. the snazzy viking
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      -22

    12. THFC4LIFE
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      U don’t have to read the articles

      1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        I am well aware of that.
        But this particular one is always "one to avoid" for me at this stage.

    13. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Preamble is always a great light hearted start to the the gameweek.
      You sir are very wide of the mark - Yes it's your opinion but in this case your opinion stinks big time, really really stinky stinks. 🙂

    14. Better off with a pin and a…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Isn’t moaning about your fantasy football mistakes (and celebrating your successes) kind-of the point of this site? I always look forward to this article as it tends to take a different slant on things and tries to put it all into perspective.

      1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Fair point. But it always seems a tad dramatic it is not wildcard that cost 70 points or a few hits that cost 40 points.
        Or a TC used on a negative score.
        It was just 15 points lost made on what seemed like common sense decisions.

  9. Rainer
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Elliot and Dann back at the weekend #Rested

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Ha. THe classic keeper resting.

  10. A Team Of James McCleans
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Anyone to bring in for elliot with only 1 ft?

  11. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Speroni is going to rise in price tonight .. At least we get something from him

    1. The Big Fella
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Nah. Once people get he hasn't played there will be sales. We are screwed!

  12. Scout Pics
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Smh I went to captain Morata at the last minute and ended up captaining Moreno...stupid app!

    1. Taking the Mkhitaryan
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Wow that is harsh. The app is useless. I deleted it last season after it kept showing vertonghen in my team months after I transferred him out

    2. Bleach †
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Your own fault that though

    3. lilmessipran
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      lmao

    4. SuperMane Returns
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Epic spellcheck fail

    5. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      why are people using the app tho

    6. A Team Of James McCleans
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Keeping a link for this comment for when moreno gets 15 points

  13. Sims
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Gomes coming in for Elliot

    Could be worse

    1. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Fabianski 🙁

      I'd rather own Krul this week.

      1. badgerboy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Should be some save points at least.

  14. Taking the Mkhitaryan
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Just logged on purely to see what the Elliott/Speroni owners are saying
    I wasn't dissapointed

    1. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      🙂

    2. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Jokes on you Tractor lover, Elliot/Krul here....oh.

      1. Taking the Mkhitaryan
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Lol

    3. The Polymath
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      You pesky little *******%^$£££$22

    4. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      I am sure hennessy and Darlow will get minus points now 😀

  15. liiusions
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Looks like I'm stuck with Flappyhandski until the DGWs then

  16. DJDave1979
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Hilarious. I tried to grab a million by bringing in Speroni. Now I have no keepers.

    Only got myself to blame. Looks like I know what I'm doing with my FT.

    1. Deulofail
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Would do the same again

    2. SuperMane Returns
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      A million? Dont you mean 0.1m? LOL

      1. FPL.team
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Two 4.5m keepers instead of 4.0m is an extra 1m. Not sure where you got 0.1m from?

  17. GuyIncognito
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Free Mitrovic plz

  18. kooni01
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Manchester derby, Sunday 10/12. Won 2 tickets (SKY FF)including post match meal, free booze, ex player q&a...the lot! Anyone wanna make me an offer?

    1. Taking the Mkhitaryan
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Lol
      I'll just transfer you the cash now

    2. King Sheep
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Give it to one of your friends for Xmas you scrooge!

    3. Qaiss
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      £10?

    4. Scout Pics
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Seems legit

      1. kooni01
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        No doubt. manager of the month October

  19. bigwig
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Amazing preamble Mark. Had a chuckle on my depressing commute home

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      'Amazing' is a strong word.

      1. bigwig
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        You should see my train mate

      2. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Exactly, he could write about granvilles facial hair and some on here would be still gushing with praise for it. 😀

  20. Mika-eel
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    How many hits if any you guys end up taking? Took a -4 just before deadline swapping out Jones for Alonso.

    1. King Sheep
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Yup, same, hopefully Alonso repays us with that run of fixtures ...

      1. Mika-eel
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Good luck to us mate.

    2. Podge
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Just the 1

    3. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      None

      1. Mika-eel
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Was the plan but having Bavies and Jones made me a bit nervous.

    4. yakirh
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      2 hits

    5. TheAdder
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      -4 Christensen in for Jones today after hearing of Luiz injury.

      Brought in Hazard and Tarkowski for Eriksen and Davies too.

    6. A Team Of James McCleans
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Just one, to get Salah in August

      1. Mika-eel
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Hope that works out for you :-).

    7. Better off with a pin and a…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      This week? 1 for Alonso.

      1. Mika-eel
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Hope he pays us back immediately.

  21. Rik Waller
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Kept onto the legend that is Mbemba. If Newcastle keep a clean sheet today, he may stay in the team.

    1. Garlana
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Every chance against this west Bromwich team.

  22. columbo
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Got Hart and Elliot.. Am I right in saying Hart is ineligible against City on the weekend?

    1. Taking the Mkhitaryan
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      I reckon so.

    2. Speédy
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      No,he was sold,not loaned

  23. Siva Mohan
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    30 mins and it's still updating.. have to check Silva'S SP and hit the bed.. come on FPL!!

    1. Podge
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      The hamsters are going as fast as they can !

  24. mrwinner
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    All those laughing at Elliot / Krul, Elliot / Speroni etc owners are the casuals.

    I was always aware this would happen eventually and was happy to take the risk and wait until he got dropped before switching, taking the hit for 1 GW. It will probably cost 2 points this week by not having a GK and the number of points gained elsewhere from having a 4.0 GK all season has been huge.

    No regrets!

    1. Taking the Mkhitaryan
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Looks like your username is a misnomer them
      Penny pinching with one keeper is standard. With both is high risk.

      1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Your username in contrast is right on the money 😀

  25. Rossamous
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Foster to the rescue! Was so close to ditching for Speroni

    1. Maddi Son
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Same for me man, but mostly by luck. Haven't touched my keepers for about 10 weeks.

      G'wan Foster.

  26. Sahil Yadav
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Today is the day when Joselu scores 😀

  27. bigwig
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Mbeeeemba

    1. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Mr.Tuxedo is back

  28. The Rock
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Any reason why Elliot was dropped?

  29. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Hennessey/Darlow to be sent-off and Speroni/Elliot to come on and save ze penalty

  30. zotter
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Need foster sheet

    And returns from (k)ane richarlison and loftus

    Quietly confident