The Knee Jerk

The Knee Jerk – Robin Red Faced

“He is an exceptional player and when you feed him in the box, he’s deadly.”

You see, we kind of knew all that. We realised that, against Blackburn, particularly a Blackburn reduced to ten men after half an hour, Van Persie had the tools to destroy them and deliver massive returns. The problem Mr Wenger, is that on Friday afternoon you uttered this…

“I will rotate a little bit because many players have given a lot…[With Van Persie] the temptation is there.”

That was news to us Fantasy managers. That put the frighteners on and, despite our attempt this morning to deconstruct that statement and put up arguments against the idea of resting Van Persie, some took action. Indeed, two of the top four ranked Fantasy Premier League managers opted to give the armband to Sergio Aguero – perhaps oblivious to Wenger’s threats, but more likely as a result of them.

The very idea of us, a site dedicated to passing information to Fantasy Football managers, ignoring the quotes from Wenger was never a viable option. We turned a blind eye to Friday’s Sun report, but when Wenger speaks, we had to report it. So, to counter that, in this morning’s Preamble, we stressed the need to keep faith with Van Persie and hope that Wenger resisted the gamble. Hopefully, that helped some in their decision to sit tight.

Is there a lesson to be learned? Certainly the fact that Van Persie remained on the pitch to provide an assist to Thierry Henry with the score at 6-1, indicates that the idea of resting Van Persie didn’t cross Wenger’s mind once the goals started flowing. Had Van Persie been tiring, had he been desperate for a break – why was he left on the pitch when the match was dead and buried?

Only Wenger has the answers, and it seems we’ll never quite work out his thinking when it comes to Van Persie. With the Champions League programme looming, we can surely expect more uncertainly, perhaps some smokescreens.

However, today surely confirmed that we can ill afford to take risks with Van Persie and the armband. There is no better Fantasy damage dealer and if there’s a chance that he will be on the pitch, particularly against abject opposition, we have to back him. That policy may cost us – there may well be occasions when Van Persie will be left fidgeting on the bench whilst sporting our armbands. The question is, will those who suffer that fate feel any worse that those who missed out on today’s incredible haul? Right now, in this Knee Jerk, it seems unlikely.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Oh Robin we love you

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Yup 😀

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    2. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      RVPlicious

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  2. Mílanista
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    Almost a Kun assist and Silva goal.

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  3. Dr Bronner
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    rvp has made me feel sick this weekend.

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  4. pilgrim
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    First time watching ESPN thanks to this free weekend... is the commentary always this non-existent? Surely the commentators are getting paid more than just saying whos just touched the ball?

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      If they're American, be grateful

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      1. Dr Bronner
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        12 years, 2 months ago

        yer, no offence to the American commentators you sometimes here but they are too based in American Football, very different way of viewing the game

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        1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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          12 years, 2 months ago

          I hear you. Luckily I have the game on the telly with English commentators

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          1. colinbmx
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            12 years, 2 months ago

            What part of England is Craig Burley from?

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            1. Spanakopita
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              Scotland. It's England's largest county. :-p

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              1. COMH
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                12 years, 2 months ago

                Pipe down you blouse. You wouldn't last a day up here.

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        2. pilgrim
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          I dont mind that sometimes, gives a different perspective on the game. This is Jon Champion and Craig Burley though. Expect much better

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    2. Dr Bronner
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      yeah really bad isnt it, the guy saying the names is alright but when the other bloke starts chatting - it's painful. I appreciate commentators who don't talk too much though

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    3. Ghost
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      Less is more.

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    4. Scratch
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Usually they're worse. Although I did get a kick out of that sour idiot Burley giving out about the empty seats at the Etihad. I think his head is too far up his own arse to notice there's a bloody blizzard outside 🙂

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      1. Dr Bronner
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        yeah what the hell was he on about? I'm a united fan and I thought - even we don't sell our seats for games like these all the time. Certainly not when it's f'in snowing

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  5. denial
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Thank Christ for captaining RVP - might be a fair few giving up this season if they didn't.

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    1. Dr Bronner
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      I've given up any hope, still going to play but I'm counting myself out of winning mini league or getting decent rank now

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  6. Podge
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Insanity does not run in families, it strolls through, takes its time and gets to know everyone personally.

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  7. Hate that rotation
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    Ah shit

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    1. Hate that rotation
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      cant see fulham come back

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  8. For Fuchs Sake
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    Cisse and Huth in the team, Aguero Captain over RVP! Worst FPL day ever.

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    1. CRAZY TRAIN
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Cisse in mine too 🙁 Also swapped McLean out for Silva, so need Silva to deliver. RVP cap fortunately...come on the Kun

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    2. Elfozzie 42
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Looks a bad decision this minute, but hold your horses, City look well capable of battering Fulham today so I wouldn't write Aguero off just yet, he's already got 1 and looks 'on it' today.
      Huth - unlucky. Cisse - less sympathy. 😉

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      1. For Fuchs Sake
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        12 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks man, it just proves it's a game of luck mainly, I thought they were pretty common and good choices. Aguero will hopefully get at least one more.

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    3. Lanley Staurel
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      OMG as my 12 yr old says!!!

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      1. COMH
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        Haha!

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  9. 1966 was a great year for E…
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    OG? Grrrrr

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  10. The Red Viper
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    Aguero assist 🙂

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    1. Egg noodle
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      Negative

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      1. The Red Viper
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        🙁

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      2. CRAZY TRAIN
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        why not?

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    2. Mílanista
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      No chance sadly. Johnson's shot was way off target.

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  11. Mílanista
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    Baird OG, Johnson assist

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  12. Well you know, Triffic
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    1000% own goal. Shot was going a mile wide.

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  13. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Thought it was aguero assist but own goal

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  14. dopey1
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    Yes!!

    Looks like my Johnson punt is working out so far!

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  15. An Púca
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    Aguero might rescue this fiasco for me yet...surely he'll get that assist, being in the box and all

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      Og baird im afraid

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  16. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    That was a penalty!!???

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  17. Alan The Llama
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    Mike Dean's spirit animal is a weasel

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  18. Demí
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    How was that not a pen 😕

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  19. kraftwerker
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Now THAT was a pen.

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  20. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Surely a pen

    Would have been 2nd for aguero

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  21. futbolnotsoccer
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    Aguero assist!!!! Come on...

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    1. Mr Smith
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      No assist

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      No assist

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      1. futbolnotsoccer
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        🙁 mother eff

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    3. CRAZY TRAIN
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      Hope so but some contention above. BAE didn't deserve his last week but it was given, no telling with the FPL this season

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      1. Mílanista
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        12 years, 2 months ago

        There is if you read the rules.

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  22. Mílanista
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    Blatant penalty

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    1. Art Vandelay
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      I needed that pen. Come on Kun

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  23. A2U
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    Was Baird picked OVER Riise? Jol must be kicking himself

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  24. zoltar74
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Mike is even now, Johnson no pen = Silva pen...

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  25. futbolnotsoccer
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    If played a three defender line and one didn't play and I have mclean first sub....mclean isn't going to sub in is he?

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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      nope breaks the rules

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    2. Hate that rotation
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      afraid not. must have 3 def minimum.

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    3. Alan The Llama
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      nope, 3 defenders minimum

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    4. Mr Smith
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      Nope

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      1. futbolnotsoccer
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        DAMMIT ALL...

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        1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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          whos your defender sub?

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  26. pilgrim
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    Nearly a Richards assist, c'mon Richards, make this a great gw!

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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      +1

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  27. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Baird only needs to be red carded now in order to complete the triple nightmare.

    Anyone know who's done it (OG, giving away a penalty, red card) last?

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    1. Alan The Llama
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      at a guess, gary caldwell

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    2. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      No idea but that's a Mackdaddy for the hall of shame

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    3. zoltar74
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Bonus points shld be given if he achieved tgat treble..

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  28. adziom
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    Definite OG that was, A Johnson assist

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  29. zoltar74
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Fulham thinkn "we cant score on the oher end so.... May as well try score in ours"

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  30. Ghost
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    Can I tell you something I don't like? Football commentators moaning about empty seats at games.

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      people who moan about people who moan about empty seats at games

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