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The ScoutCast – Episode Ninety Seven – Dogging

Better late than never, our ninety seventh episode of the ScoutCast delivers another 45 minutes of mirth, plus injury time.

With the Professor otherwise engaged, it’s left to Jonty to provide backup to myself and Granville, arriving to deliver another “Fully Jonty” – the first to feature a community victim.

Doosra’s Fantasy fortunes come under the microscope, revealing a penchant for bandwagons and knee jerk transfers. Nevertheless, we try to go easy on the experienced campaigner, rounding things off with the extraordinary tale of the Doosra rescuing Jonty’s dog. True story.

That treat rounds off an episode that includes all the usual regulars, including our rinse through the forthcoming double Gameweek which Granville insists on placing within inverted commas: the weirdo.

Be lead astray via this link or stream your pedigree chums via the handy player below…

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. TorresMagic™
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    What's going on?

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    1. Aditya K
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      Morning TM.

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Morning Aditya 🙂

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    2. Ryan
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      Not much really. A National doubles tourney is touted though from GW31. Me and Jafa will smash the aussie entries.

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        *Jafa will smash the Aussie entries.

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        1. Ryan
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          We will be a team, c'mon now

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      2. Lateriser 12
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        Suggested a team name. Above.

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    3. Get up ya bum
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      Me and you in the doubles magic man?

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Idk, planning a month long trip to USA at that time. FPL will be on limited time with most spent on running the FPL Open & Elite 64.

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        1. Get up ya bum
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          Nice. Going back for more ay 🙂

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            Something like that. Red arrows here I come.

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  2. MikeyMitz
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    Feeling good about my picks this week:
    http://rated90.com/post/epl-fantasy-guru-gameweek-26-the-digest/

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  3. Lateriser 12
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    I'm off as well lads. Just a favor. If you lads could come up with a name for the competition keeping the 'nationality + doubles' theme in mind, it'd be great.

    Have a good one. Ta.

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  4. TorresMagic™
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    LEAGUES UPDATE! LEAGUES UPDATE! LEAGUES UPDATE! LEAGUES UPDATE!

    FPL Open : 382 entered, 256 spots, 256th spot @ 32,234.

    Elite 64 : 251 entered, 64 spots, 64th spot @ 1397th overall.

    Millionaire Club : 58 qualified.

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    1. New Ghost
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      Doing him proud. 🙂

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    2. Lateriser 12
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      😆 😆
      Good sport, is TM.

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      not you again, you have become a parody of yourself

      INITIATIVE OUT

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      1. New Ghost
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        Fake.

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      2. TorresMagic™
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        Enter my competitions & I might give you a spot in both of them. 🙂

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      3. smashy 'sophomore slum…
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        LOL!

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  5. Torreslove
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    I've been gone for a couple hours and missed the whole nations game convo!!

    any americans left to partner up with??

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    1. Siva Mohan
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      ah sure Jane Margolis .. I missed you!

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  6. Lateriser 12
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    Christina = Initiative (i) + chameleon
    DI (ii) = Unreal/Willis
    Probably unreal.

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    1. Acquafresca
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      Thanks Sherlock.

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      1. teddy.
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        Oi, Fresca!

        Let's go! Get your game on and fight like a man!

        Three transfers, eh? Suarez. Or Sturridge. Or both....

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        1. Acquafresca
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          Ah.. just saw I'm playing you in the Cup! Had no feckin clue what you were talking about last page 😆 Gluck mate!

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    2. Paul
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      man ur obsessed with this!!!

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  7. The Finnisher
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    LOL
    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2013/02/07/the-scoutcast-episode-ninety-seven-dogging/comment-page-1/#comment-5139084

    Rear Window - "When someone lays under a glass table and then another person shits on the table"

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    1. Billy Gilmore
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      Wow! That's one of the funniest things I've ever read 😆 😆 😆

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    2. blue cheese
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      😆

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    3. Ryan
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      Its gotten out of hand as the speculation over the identity has overtaken the uniqueness of a troll in the DZ

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      1. Ryan
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        reply fail to the your other post

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  8. Ógie
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    Ok this is how it looks for dgw for me please rate my team out of 10

    Vorm
    Enrique-Vertonghen-Sagna
    Bale-Walcott-Fellaini-Gerrard-Michu
    Van Persie-Suarez

    Harte-Pogrebnyak-Demel

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    1. Ógie
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      Have not decided who to captain yet as im going to draw a name out of a hat between the big3 cant make up my mind on it

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    2. Siva Mohan
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      8/10 .. if Vorm starts..

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      1. Ógie
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        Hopefully he will he is back in training anyway he should be good in the long term anyway i rate him highly as a keeper

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        1. Siva Mohan
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          he is one of the best.. no wonder Barca are interested in him.. Tremmel may start this week and Vorm against Liverpool..

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    3. Ógie
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      Jaaskelainen is sub keeper btw

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  9. smashy 'sophomore slum…
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    So confusing...imposter Dharmas?

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    1. Billy Gilmore
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      Just a bunch of Dharma queens.

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      1. blue cheese
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        😀

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    2. The Finnisher
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      What now? Every time I log in to the rear end of the DZ Dharma is mentioned but I've never seem them post.

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      1. The Finnisher
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        Never mind maybe I have just saw above he doesn't have an avatar

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        1. Lateriser 12
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          One of the funniest alter egos around. I kid you not.

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          1. tw
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            +1

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      2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        how convenient

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  10. Koflok
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    Got to go now. If anyone from Aussie wanna team up just let me know.

    I'm new and all so.. yeah.

    Sturridge (c) ftw.

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    1. Hubert
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      Kipfler? Pontiac? Brushed?

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  11. Buck The Trent
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    Demel to Turner for -4pt hit?

    Will start him this weekend against FUL (alternative is Harte away to Stoke) and also in GW27 in order to field 3 at the back (not sure Demel will play?). So in theory, the cost of this transfer is < 4

    One issue is I have a good opp (rank 3k) in Members Cup, means that I will be -4 behind

    Yay or nay?

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    1. Acquafresca
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      Why not take the hit next week?

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      1. Buck The Trent
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        Yeah thats another option. I just thought turner has a better cs chance this week compared to harte

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    2. Ógie
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      Demel is finished he wont play much again this session i must get rid of that deadwood as well when i get the chance Harte is your man always good for a assist or a fk

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  12. 5678
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    Sti10th in my league and 100 points from 1st. Will be making some bold decisions to capture the lead, but I might as well write it off. anyone else?

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    1. Ógie
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      Might it is possible to make up 100 points with differentials and good captain picks but it is a uphill task you will need a lot of luck

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        +100

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    2. Pratik
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      Play smart...Still very much possible. It took me the month of December to cut through 100 pt lead that my leader had. You have 3 months, so possible.

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Get in 2 of my leagues. 😉

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    3. Hubert
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      It can be done. Sometimes the leader will start feeling the pressure and make mistake. Good luck!

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    4. Acquafresca
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      Very possible. Im 57pts ahead in my ML but still nervy... 5 weeks back i was 2nd or 3rd.

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  13. The Finnisher
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    FWIW while looking through the first few pages of the article I noticed SantiagoUnreal has lost his grav.. What's he been up to now?

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    1. Acquafresca
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      Initiating.

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    2. Billy Gilmore
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      He must be the impostor initiative. I thought that might've been him.

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      1. New Ghost
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        Yep.

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    3. smashy 'sophomore slum…
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      Sorting his alter egos?

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    4. The Finnisher
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      So has Christina. lol

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      1. Billy Gilmore
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        They're both imitating dharma 😆

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  14. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    the chameleon is a charlatan

    christina is not a kemozabe of mine

    and never will be

    and she/he eats the monkey banana

    LOL

    what a loser

    until next time

    INITIATIVE OUT

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    1. Billy Gilmore
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      Hello, Unreal. 🙂

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    2. The Finnisher
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      So this is what all the fuss is about?

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      1. Billy Gilmore
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        No, this is the impostor, Unreal.

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      2. Captain Shirokov
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        I really don't get it. 😕

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      3. Hubert
        • 11 Years
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        it's what happens when peeps get bored...

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    3. Acquafresca
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      Nothing better to do Unreal?

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    4. New Ghost
      • 11 Years
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      Fake again.

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  15. tw
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    LR you still there?

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  16. TorresMagic™
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    Haven't heard the ScoutCast yet. Should I skip to Doosra's team or do 45 minutes?

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    1. Evs
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      Listen to the lot, it's a good un tonight I must say...

      Doos bit is funny. Mark I'm particular taking the p__ !

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      1. Evs
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        *in

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  17. smashy 'sophomore slum…
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    Alright so regular American posters to pair up: Snake, Pep, TW, Torres Love...

    Am I missing any? I assume yes.

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    1. New Ghost
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      Desert Bug.

      That makes 6 of us.

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      1. smashy 'sophomore slum…
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        Cool. So who do you think you're going with? Guess we should ask Pep too, haven't seen him.

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  18. griff
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    Walcott to Gerrard

    or

    Zab to Enrique?

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    1. Hubert
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      I went Walcott to Gerrard. Tough call innit.

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    2. smashy 'sophomore slum…
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      Guess it depends on the rest of your DGW cover.

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    3. Ógie
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      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      none
      Pienaar to Downing or Van Persie to Suarez or both

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  19. Sleep Talk
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    11 years, 1 month ago

    Just listened to the Scoutcast. There was an after-credits scene! 😯

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  20. The Finnisher
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    Anyways I'm out. Will be back probably by 2am kick-offs tomorrow 😆

    Good bye and good luck all (except for Crabwalk and my FPL Cup opponent)

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    1. Christina.
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      ok

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      1. Billy Gilmore
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        Blending in, chameleon?

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    2. The Finnisher
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      Also except for Christina who sucks anyway.

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      1. Christina.
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        i'm not christina

        i'm dharma initiative

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        1. The Finnisher
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          So...?

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        2. New Ghost
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          Jesus this is annoying. Stop.

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          1. The Finnisher
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            It's not doing much but given this page was my first encounter will all the "Dharmas" I've got to say I'm disappointed by all the hype he's been getting.

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            1. New Ghost
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              This isn't the original.

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      2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        thats what she said

        INITIATIVE OUT

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        1. Christina.
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          +1

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  21. smashy 'sophomore slum…
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    So in 2 days an amusing troll has now spawned a small cult of followers/imposters?

    Gotta love the interweb.

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  22. TheBabyfacedAssassin
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    % change Bertrand gonna start this gw? Play him, Anichebe or Harte then? Cheers.

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    1. Ógie
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      Harte imo

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  23. FORCA INTER
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    morning dz

    any news about sturridge?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      lol

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    2. Captain Shirokov
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      There's an article dedicated to him by Facer yesterday, check it out.

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      1. FORCA INTER
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        lol,thatnks i didnt check articles just yet

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    3. Ógie
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      The article was probably written by a Sturridge owner and is wishful thinking he will miss the dgw

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  24. Podolskistan
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    Jask Federici
    Azpilicuetta Demel Zabaleta Harte Clyne
    Mata Walcot Michu Marveax Pienaar
    Suarez RVP Giroud

    doing Pienaar > Henderson

    worth it ? if not recommend

    #

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    1. A Defender's Nightmare
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      For free or taking hit? Do it only if you've free transfer..

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      1. Podolskistan
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        FT

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    2. Ógie
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      Downing maybe

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  25. Elfozzie 42
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    Hey chaps, I've been unable to spend time on fantasy team this week ahead of DGW so I'm a bit up against it with price rises. My preferred switch of Enrique + Sturridge is now undoable, is there any other defensive cover (Carrageher/Wisden) that makes sense?

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    1. smashy 'sophomore slum…
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      Agger has been getting a shout.

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      1. A Defender's Nightmare
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        If he can't afford Enrique how can he think about Agger?

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    2. A Defender's Nightmare
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      I don't know any Wisden!! I wouldn't buy any of them for hit..

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      1. Elfozzie 42
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        Ha, I meant Wisdom, sorry!
        I guess the question is will Carragher play? He's in the scout predicted line-ups, but obviously hasn't got much game time this year.

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        1. A Defender's Nightmare
          • 11 Years
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          He'll play 🙂 If you've FT definitely go for it 🙂

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    3. Ógie
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      It is the early bird that catches the worms

      Vrom is back in training might be your man

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      1. Ógie
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        • 11 Years
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        + you could bench him the week after no sweet

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  26. Acquafresca
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    Im off as well.

    Goodnight all.

    ACQUA OUT

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  27. A Defender's Nightmare
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    My Front 8:
    Mata, Bale, Walcott, MICHU, Fellaini
    Van Persie, STURRIDGE, Remy
    Next week what should i do? If I keep this team then I've to play 4-4-2 or anybody here reckon me to leave Michu for Sissoko (or any other) to form 3-5-2?

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    1. smashy 'sophomore slum…
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      I'm strongly considering this, but we need to see more from the Sissokomotive. Do you have any FT's for next week?

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      1. A Defender's Nightmare
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Yes.. I bought Michu for 7.2m so it becomes difficult to get rid of him.. What about you?

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        1. Ógie
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          • 11 Years
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          Day 1 for 6,5
          Sissoko is a fad dont get caught up on that bandwagon

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  28. Christina.
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    we have an impostor

    should i flush him out?

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    1. Ryan
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      Time to come clean I think. A bit like Botha and his match fixing

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      1. Christina.
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        ?

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  29. New Ghost
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    @Jqcko

    The DHARMAs posting on this page are fakes. Pay no attention to them. They're merely trying to take advantage of the situation.

    Gotta go DZ. Night.

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    1. New Ghost
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      @Jacko (JOA)

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      lol

      what would you know?

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      1. Christina.
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        +1

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    3. smashy 'sophomore slum…
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      Night Snake! COYG!

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  30. FORCA INTER
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    is scoutcast any good?

    doos is a ,,victim'' should be hillarious 😀 ?

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