Community Watch – Matchweek 10

Good luck Bolivia Giroud.

Great week for the Messidonians. Well done Dark91.
Happy to be part of the Dream Team. Onwards & Upwards 🙂

Never had a loss felt so much like a victory, thought Boris as he and his team of Salahmon Islanders arrived in Hungary Neville. Somehow they had gotten home only to lose on penalties to the Gabons, who celebrated the win by pillaging the island, including Boris’ personal stash of vintage kava, which Boris agreed to give them only if they promised to leave the GreenWindmill behind. What the Gabons didn’t know was that vintage kava was really only used as an hallucinogenic laxative. ‘Good luck in your next match!’, the islanders had called after them as they sailed away, with a sly smile on all their faces.

Two days later and they had arrived at “HungGary Neville” stadium, a beautifully crafted building with state of the art architecture. The word ‘WELL’ had been spray-painted just in front of the stadium name in yellow (“Those Blindians, great sense of humour”, Knuckles had chortled). The entire national team had lined up to greet them and to a man they all resembled the great Gary Neville, even down to their accents. The islanders were fed bowls upon bowls of goulash, the best they had ever tried, washed down with the finest HunGaryan cabernet sauvignon. All in all it was without doubt the best greeting Salahmon Islands had ever had.

Another two days had passed, and since first meeting the HunGaryans, they had not reappeared once. “I wonder where they train?”, wondered Lord aloud, as Team Salahmon Islands made their way down to the main pitch for training. “I couldn’t sleep last night and I went for a walkabout around the entire stadium. I didn’t see a soul.”, whispered Sune. Their training session went well, and for the first tie Boris’ diving tackles failed to injure anyone, and so everyone felt it was a good omen. Later that night, Boris found that he couldn’t sleep. Perhaps it was that 50th bowl of goulash too far, but actually Boris’ sixth sense knew that something was amiss – HunGary Neville was just too perfect a place.

Following Sune’s walkabout confession, Boris decided to do the same, and he had almost made an entire circuit of all five floors when he heard a strange wrenching noise from the basement. He tiptoed his way down the stairs and peered around the door, and was horrified by what he witnessed. Two minutes later Boris burst into his team’s communal bedrooms. “LADS! THEY’RE ALL CLONES!”, Boris wailed, “CLONES OF THE GREAT GARY NEVILLE!”. “Eh?” mumbled rjcv177, barely awake. “CLONES I TELL YOU!!”. Boris looked like his head would burst imminently, but Swanmore reacted the fastest. “Don’t worry boss, all we need to do is work out Gary Neville’s main weakness.”

Two hours later, with minutes before kick-off, the whole Salahmon island team were still wracking their brains to come up with a weakness they could target. Suddenly Lord piped up, “Guys I’ve got a great idea – we just need masks, Sellotape and the 1988/99 Manchester United Annual” – quick as a flash the entire squad leapt into action. Could they finish their cunning plan in time? Would the Salahmon Islands prevail over the mighty, cloned army of HunGary Neville? What was that tasty goulash actually made from? Find out in the next instalment…..

Come on Ibeland!

Afghans back to winning ways. Communication lines open and harmony falls over the empire once again.

Should be another humdinger this week against Messidonia.

Hi all. I'm at a loss with how to best use my 2 FT and £2m itb. Was thinking Naughton and Brady to Richarlison and Sakho but that leaves me no extra funds to address Niasse if he doesnt play, unless I stick to 3-5-2 or 4-4-2 going forward. Also thinking Niasse and Brady to Benteke and a 4.9 MF is an option. Any thoughts would be appreciated. Cheers

My team is:

Fabianski / Elliot

Mbemba / Mee / Kolasinac / Otemendi/ Naughton

Salah / Hazard / Sterling / Brady / Loftus-Cheek

Kane / Morata/ Niasse

Fashanu Zealand lineup?

Reussia
Bench: Cylus, Cylus & Cylus
Captain: Deulofail

Thanks a lot for the hard work organisers!

Best of luck Blindia. 😀

really don't know how to decide who to get in for moreno, Kiko has solid BPS but zeegalar has assist potential...which one please, first to 3

A) Kiko
B) Zeegalar

BBB

New day, new energy!
Another day to get back to winning ways! Come on Blindians! Let's kill it!
Best of luck Gaboniadini!

Early team news for Hungary Neville 🙂

Captain - Le God

Bench
Korbendallas82
Jay_
Spencer

GL Salahmon Island 😎

Captain Cylus might miss the deadline so posting our cap and bench here:

Captain: DD FC (DD)
Bench: Mojo Tojo (TJ), it’s a Mkhi Mou Cup (Anand),

Captain - DK
Bench - VK, Kanga, Tate

Fashanu Zealand +7 Kane

vs

Reussia +9 Hazard

😮

Half-time score (after autos us and assuming baps don’t change) is:

Hungary Neville 317 Salahmons 299

With the following differentials to come:

Nevs: Sanchez (2), Sane (2), KDB, Mustafi
Salahs: Ramsey (3), Sterling (2), Jesus, Firmino, Otamendi, Smalling, Delph

Could be a close one.

Interim Result:

Mozampique: 316 plus TAA, Silva, Salah x3, Otamendi x2

Cech Republic: 241 plus Firmino, Kolasinac, Ramsey, Gomez, Pickford, Ozil, Sanchez x2

Fat lady warming up

Ibeland 306 -259 Bolivia Giroud at the moment from my calculations. This one will be very close after tomorrow's games. Good luck lads.

By my calculations, as things stand:

Emre Canada - Bellerinx2, Otamendi, Jones, Ramseyx2, Calvert-Lewin, Aguero, Kolasinac

Mbokani Faso - 9 + Coutinho, Salah, Firmino, Sane×3, De Gea, Monreal, Gomez

Messidonia 369 vs Afghanistanislas 335

Messidonia: 2 Coutinho, 2 DCL, Sterling, Kola, Kenny.

AfghanStan: 2 Ramsey, Silva, Otamendi, VVD, Gomez

(Including auto subs)

There is now way this is a top 6 team's defence!!!
They make Liverpool's defence look like Italy or something

Hungary Neville + 26

Sane x 3, KDB

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Salahmon Islands

Mane, Firmino

Jones x 3, Smalling, Otamendi
Sterling x 2, Delph, Jesus

* A Coutinho no show = Hungary Neville gets Niasse, Salahmon get -1 point (Perez)

* A Firmino no show = Salahmon 2 points (RLC)

This is going to be close

Bolivia Giroud v Ibeland will go right down to the wire. Wow.

Bolivia Giroud + 1

Sterling x 2, De Gea x 2, Rashford

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Ibeland

Sané, Otamendi

I make it a 15 point for Hungary Neville. 5 wins on the bounce for us. Good game Salahmon, enjoyed that.

Hey guys, which option looks best. 1 FT and 0 ITB

A - Vardy > Firmino
B - Save
C - Other?

DDG
Christiensen - Mee - Mariappa
Salah - Haz - GroB - Richarlison
Kane (c) - Morata - Vardy

Elliott - Daniels - Carroll - Mbemba

Unofficial Final Result

Mozampique: 484

Cech Republic: 371

We move on...

Better luck next week CR.

Got rid of Alonso being on the suspension tightrope. Luckily Otamendi has served his one game ban already.

Morata another popular player on there

503-490 loss if you can believe it...