JohnCarewCarew
  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
  • 1 Year

Looking for large breasted women in the south of England. Hang on, wrong site. Villa fan. Old. Tired. Fat. Love football far far too much.

Comments (Last 30 Days)

  1. Starts for Sterling, Aguero and Lacazette but Aubameyang misses out 7 hours, 28 mins ago

    Me sir! Me. Look at me. I’ve got 31 with Jota’s 15 to come. » Read

  2. Watford's suspect defence adds to Wolves' appeal for Gameweek 36 12 hours, 11 mins ago

    This. Absolutely. Those Brighton boys giving it all for a cleanie, cos they sure as hell ain’t scoring anytime soon. » Read

  3. Lacazette and Aubameyang return points again despite Arsenal defeat 1 day, 11 hours ago

    They can drink Vegan humans piss, as long as they have been vegan for at least 12 weeks so their system is clear. I just made this up as I’m as bored as you obviously are. » Read

  4. FPL Question Time - When to Bench Boost and what to do with Brighton players 5 days, 19 hours ago

    3 for me. Wouldn’t lose Eriksen » Read

  5. FPL Question Time - When to Bench Boost and what to do with Brighton players 5 days, 20 hours ago

  6. FPL Question Time - When to Bench Boost and what to do with Brighton players 5 days, 20 hours ago

    It’s getting to the stage where keeping the (very) holy trinity of Ryan,Duffy,Dunk could be a differential. I’m bbing, holding and hoping. Is this dumb? » Read

  7. How Doherty was affected by change of shape for Wolves 6 days, 9 hours ago

    Unlike your own grav? » Read

  8. Captain poll wide open for Double Gameweek 35 8 days, 12 hours ago

    If they do it’s now your fault. » Read

  9. Captain poll wide open for Double Gameweek 35 8 days, 13 hours ago

    OK. This is after all a Fantasy Football website but Brighton v Cardiff is interesting to many in itself. FPL’s a bonus. » Read

  10. Captain poll wide open for Double Gameweek 35 8 days, 13 hours ago

    Spoken like a glory hunter. Many other teams exist. » Read

  11. Captain poll wide open for Double Gameweek 35 8 days, 13 hours ago

    D. He’s alright. » Read

  12. Captain poll wide open for Double Gameweek 35 8 days, 13 hours ago

    Both good points, well made. But I’m a Brummie, naturally sunny of disposition, so I’m sticking with 8 on top of a normal week. » Read

  13. Captain poll wide open for Double Gameweek 35 8 days, 14 hours ago

    This. Possible 8 extra spins. » Read

  14. Salah and Mané to feature in Triple Captain debate 9 days, 12 hours ago

    Do you slow down to look at car crashes? With triple Brighton defence and Camarasa on WC I’m hoping they’ve all had a scan » Read

  15. Lukaku leads the Man United line as Rashford benched 11 days, 7 hours ago

    Wrong. We’re an inherently good species that want to please each other. Some light joshing and a bit of a spat now and again is healthy. But you’ve got a point, tad more respect would be nice. » Read

  16. Lukaku leads the Man United line as Rashford benched 11 days, 9 hours ago

    This. Deflecting triple Brighton defence. I live in the sodding place and mates tell me that Duffy is Pique, Murray is the new Aguero and Hughton is Sir Alf. » Read

  17. FPL Breakfast Club - The Morning After 11 days, 15 hours ago

    That’d be a better title for the book they keep flogging. “ The perks of spunking your wildcard early”. » Read

  18. Man United options fail to inspire before season run-in 13 days, 13 hours ago

    Watch as many as you can. Me and the-current-Mrs-Carew started watching them last week. Definitely series 1 to 3 to get the flavour, then 6 if you haven’t got time for the lot. » Read

  19. The Scout Squad for Double Gameweek 34 13 days, 13 hours ago

    9. But I would say that, I’ve picked 13 of the same players. Lloris, Robertson -> Ryan, Vertonghen my only differences. » Read

  20. Scoutcast Episode 291 – Panic 14 days, 7 hours ago

    Huge game tonight. Good to see a strong British core. But Rotherham shouldn’t be underestimated. » Read