Fulchester's New Centre Forward
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Watching 'The NeverEnding Story' with the lads. F***ing huge mistake. Big Carlton went berserk when that f***ing horse died in the swamp. "Where horse go, boss?!" he yelped, tears streaming down his delicate face. "Where horse go? Horse go heaven? BRING BACK HORSE!!" Then he tore a radiator off the wall and fired it at Mark Noble. F*** this. Back to the cones and the f***ing drills. Great film, mind. He'll not get to see Falkor, the charismatic Luckdragon now. That's the real tragedy here. That flying c*** was simply magical.

Comments (Last 30 Days)

  1. Pick the best Gameweek 18 players for a free chance to win £10k with Fantasy5 4 days, 22 hours ago

    30 odd seems right Even fh needs right (c) choice to make a big difference » Read

  2. Pick the best Gameweek 18 players for a free chance to win £10k with Fantasy5 4 days, 22 hours ago

    If in doubt, don't » Read

  3. Pick the best Gameweek 18 players for a free chance to win £10k with Fantasy5 4 days, 22 hours ago

    Start with 3 Utd, 3 City, 3 Arse » Read

  4. Pick the best Gameweek 18 players for a free chance to win £10k with Fantasy5 4 days, 22 hours ago

  5. Pick the best Gameweek 18 players for a free chance to win £10k with Fantasy5 4 days, 22 hours ago

    No. 2, Rodak - who was first choice last year and still young - just given a game I think. Expect Areola to play in PL. » Read

  6. Pick the best Gameweek 18 players for a free chance to win £10k with Fantasy5 4 days, 23 hours ago

    Gundo » Read

  7. Pick the best Gameweek 18 players for a free chance to win £10k with Fantasy5 4 days, 23 hours ago

    You can play FH but your transfers will vanish » Read

  8. Pick the best Gameweek 18 players for a free chance to win £10k with Fantasy5 4 days, 23 hours ago

    Digne » Read

  9. Pick the best Gameweek 18 players for a free chance to win £10k with Fantasy5 4 days, 23 hours ago

    Now you have said it out loud it will happen » Read

  10. Pick the best Gameweek 18 players for a free chance to win £10k with Fantasy5 4 days, 23 hours ago

    Fulham pretty solid now, problem is can't score. » Read

  11. Pick the best Gameweek 18 players for a free chance to win £10k with Fantasy5 4 days, 23 hours ago

    Seems to have taken Balbuena's place and has been a decent fantasy asset over the years » Read

  12. Pick the best Gameweek 18 players for a free chance to win £10k with Fantasy5 4 days, 23 hours ago

    Rodak is really good too. Think Parker was just giving him a game. » Read

  13. Pick the best Gameweek 18 players for a free chance to win £10k with Fantasy5 4 days, 23 hours ago

    Antonio tonight against Stockport » Read

  14. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 5 days, 21 hours ago

    Probably, I am in a similar boat now, but as already had 3 x City and 2 x Utd, FH feels like a waste » Read

  15. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 5 days, 21 hours ago

    Couldn't get past 1st episode, but might give it another go. » Read

  16. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 5 days, 21 hours ago

    Enjoyed this too. Tahar Rahim rconvincingly creepy and enjoyed Steve McClaren style Dutch accent from the other guy too. » Read

  17. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 5 days, 21 hours ago

    Standard is good. Shaw is injured so I'd swap to AWB or Maguire if possible. » Read

  18. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 5 days, 21 hours ago

    BPF has been on the bench every game in PL bar the one he played and one other game in October so I assume he is number 2 and Chuck just there to make up the numbers. » Read

  19. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 5 days, 21 hours ago

    Shaw and Lindelof missed the cup game yesterday through injury, but no update otherwise. Maguire absolutely nailed and some attacking threat, but likes a card and will be suspended if gets a booking in either of next two I think. AWB? Not much going forward, but clear first choice RB and had a rest yesterday » Read

  20. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 5 days, 21 hours ago

    Not sure you even need any hits. Son or Grealish to Rashford (depending on cash) and maybe a keeper change. » Read