Fulchester's New Centre Forward
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Watching 'The NeverEnding Story' with the lads. F***ing huge mistake. Big Carlton went berserk when that f***ing horse died in the swamp. "Where horse go, boss?!" he yelped, tears streaming down his delicate face. "Where horse go? Horse go heaven? BRING BACK HORSE!!" Then he tore a radiator off the wall and fired it at Mark Noble. F*** this. Back to the cones and the f***ing drills. Great film, mind. He'll not get to see Falkor, the charismatic Luckdragon now. That's the real tragedy here. That flying c*** was simply magical.

Comments (Last 30 Days)

  1. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 5 hours ago

    Enjoyed this too. Tahar Rahim rconvincingly creepy and enjoyed Steve McClaren style Dutch accent from the other guy too. » Read

  2. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 5 hours ago

    Standard is good. Shaw is injured so I'd swap to AWB or Maguire if possible. » Read

  3. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 5 hours ago

    BPF has been on the bench every game in PL bar the one he played and one other game in October so I assume he is number 2 and Chuck just there to make up the numbers. » Read

  4. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 5 hours ago

    Shaw and Lindelof missed the cup game yesterday through injury, but no update otherwise. Maguire absolutely nailed and some attacking threat, but likes a card and will be suspended if gets a booking in either of next two I think. AWB? Not much going forward, but clear first choice RB and had a rest yesterday » Read

  5. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 5 hours ago

    Not sure you even need any hits. Son or Grealish to Rashford (depending on cash) and maybe a keeper change. » Read

  6. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 5 hours ago

    Tricky - prefer B but Cavani is looming » Read

  7. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 5 hours ago

    I'd lose Kane - don't see realistically how Spurs can play this GW. » Read

  8. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 5 hours ago

  9. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 5 hours ago

    Yep, really, really enjoyed it. Novels great too, Cornwell sure knows how to write a historically acurate(ish), ripping yarn. » Read

  10. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 5 hours ago

    Shaw injured, though how badly I don't know. » Read

  11. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 5 hours ago

    Like that Rafa. Darlow nailed? » Read

  12. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 7 hours ago

    You are quite right, despite (or because of) spending an unhealthy amount of time on here I had in my mind the original fixtures before additions (and now likely subtractions) » Read

  13. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 7 hours ago

    Maguire only option (or DDG) » Read

  14. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 7 hours ago

    Was planning on no-chipping over these two, but looks like what you have suggested is the way I'll be reluctantly going » Read

  15. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 7 hours ago

    About as good as it can be bar finding a spot for Luís Cavaco » Read

  16. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 7 hours ago

    Don't know, but this one seems pretty bad. » Read

  17. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 7 hours ago

    TC seems safer of course, but still possible that the stars align or even for other cancellations to happen. » Read

  18. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 7 hours ago

    Could get to Darlow by downgrading bench easily enough though. » Read

  19. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 7 hours ago

    To quote Zhou Enlai on the French revolution, "Too early to say." » Read

  20. Win a share of €50,000 in FanTeam’s Gameweek 18 Midweek Monster 9 days, 7 hours ago

    Pretty good, but Ramsdale? » Read