Boris Bodega - Wengerland

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Comments (Last 30 Days)

1. Manager Melee: Matchday 3 2 days, 8 hours ago

   As long as Siggy assists all of Richarlison's goals, I am happy with that 😉 » Read

2. Manager Melee: Matchday 3 3 days, 17 hours ago

   Wengerland are in a close one, with scores adjusted for benches we are winning 5-4 despite losing our Captain H2H. » Read

3. Captain Sensible - Aubameyang favourite but Kane and Salah appeal 5 days, 11 hours ago

   To the powers that be, I don't think Neves RMT score is correct for this week, he is back from his one match ban. » Read

4. Manager Melee: Matchday 3 6 days, 5 hours ago

   Latest Press Conference from Arsene Wengerland –FFS: Arsene, you looked at one point like you were going to lose, but managed a draw in the end. How did you rally your players at half time? AW: Honestly I just told them to chill out and focus on the game. Also I reminded them where the bench is and how cold it can be to sit on it. And we changed the sauce to Hollandaise. FFS: One of your former players, The Pep Revolution, had the highest score for American Dycho. Do you regret letting him run down his contract and subsequently leaving on a free? AW: He was one of our top, top quality players for Salah-mon Islands last season, I hoped he would stay with us. FFS: Did he give a reason for leaving? AW: Apparently he has an intolerance to condiments. This was simply unacceptable, as quality relish is one of our clubs core values. FFS: Oh…erm…any team news? AW: Boris Bodega’s team is lit up like a Christmas tree – Holding, Duffy, Mané, Robertson, Arnautovic and Jazz Richar… » Read

5. Manager Melee: Matchday 3 6 days, 6 hours ago

   Not sure what team picking method you guys are using but it's working wonders. » Read

6. Manager Melee: Matchday 3 6 days, 6 hours ago

   Link to the scores so far - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bTq8lNDbeWMtEWuiuksKbsm9-Yot35DFHI_6Cm5ADpA/edit?usp=sharing » Read

7. Manager Melee: Matchday 2 6 days, 10 hours ago

   Wengerland still top of Group Demel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJ5zTg8oS8 » Read

8. Manager Melee: Matchday 2 6 days, 10 hours ago

   Just realised we are not in your group! 😳 » Read

9. Manager Melee: Matchday 2 6 days, 22 hours ago

   When 'Arry Met Sarri 4.5 Alice in Wengerland 4.5 (so we think anyway) » Read

10. Manager Melee: Matchday 2 6 days, 22 hours ago

    It's close....very close » Read

11. Manager Melee: Matchday 2 7 days, 9 hours ago

    I deducted 5 points from them for showing off, and also to make my team look better 😉 » Read

12. Manager Melee: Matchday 2 8 days, 3 hours ago

    You may win this one, but Matchday 3 you will up against the big boys 😉 » Read

13. Manager Melee: Matchday 2 8 days, 4 hours ago

    Thanks Jarv 🙂 » Read

14. Manager Melee: Matchday 2 8 days, 4 hours ago

    Press conference from Arsene Wengerland FFS: Arsene, so far you have played eight, won five, drawn three and lost none. Can your team remain invincible? AW: We are just happy to get the three points, and now we move our focus to the next match, and most importantly spanking When ‘Arry Met Sarri into the prochaine semaine. FFS: How important was your team captain today, who lead from the off? AW: We call him Mr Perfectionist for a reason, he will of course be in contention for the armband again, but the whole squad deserve a special mention for their top, top quality and focus in the training. FFS: Can you beat your next opponents? AW: Well, you know, if you put a steak in front of a lion… FFS: You used that one last week Arsene… AW: Did I…? FFS: Yes Arsene AW: And the bearnaise sauce as well…? FFS: Yup… AW: Well, errrrr, they are maybe good at making silly photos, but I don’t think that little selfie pictures will save them. Listen, our last opponents have already sack… » Read

15. Manager Melee: Matchday 1 10 days, 11 hours ago

    Correction, each player gets half a match point each. » Read

16. Manager Melee: Matchday 1 10 days, 13 hours ago

    Neither players get a point. » Read

17. Manager Melee: Matchday 1 12 days, 6 hours ago

    Cheers CIW » Read

18. Manager Melee: Matchday 1 12 days, 7 hours ago

    Ahead of Alice in Wengerland’s first competitive match against Hughes Line is it Emery, we caught up with Arsene Wengerland for his pre match comments –FFS: Good afternoon Arsene, do you feel confident of a victory this weekend? AW: Yes I am sure that someone will win a game. FFS: I mean your team, Arsene, up against not just Hughes but your successor Emery as well? AW: Ah yes, I like their team name Hughes Line is it Anyway, particularly as I struggle to understand anything that comes out from Emery’s mouth. And as for Mark Hughes, well his colourful language is perhaps not for everyone. I will of course humiliate him again by refusing to shake his hand if there’s any funny stuff. FFS: Confident for the win then? AW: Of course, I wouldn’t say that we are, how do you say, track flat bullies? But when our trained athletes come up against teams this meagre…?.....you cannot put a steak in front of a lion and expect him not to eat it! FFS: What do you make of the format, … » Read

19. FFS Manager Melee Commences 12 days, 9 hours ago

    except of course Hughes Line is it Emery, we obviously hope you have a stinker 😉 » Read

20. FFS Manager Melee Commences 12 days, 9 hours ago

    Fellow Melee Managers and participants, an article is on it’s way with our fixtures this weekend. For those who cannot wait, here’s a link to the fixture list - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bTq8lNDbeWMtEWuiuksKbsm9-Yot35DFHI_6Cm5ADpA/edit?usp=sharingThis weekend the following teams face each other in the first matches of the tournament – Group Anichebe Dirty Zidancing vs American Dycho Finding Nuno vs Claudio with a Chance of ModballsGroup Brunt Guardiolas of the Galaxy vs The Big Bang Thierry RoboKlopp vs Neville Wears PradaGroup Cuellar Thor: Wagnerok vs The Godfather: Pardew The Silence of the Lambert vs Howe to Train Your DragonGroup Demel Hughes Line is it Emery vs Alice in Wengerland When ‘Arri Met Sarri vs The Hills Have MoyesGood luck all! » Read