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19 September 2015 3195 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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The Gameweek order of play delivers a potential cracker to get us started, with Chelsea – reeling off the back of three defeats in four – playing host to Arsenal at Stamford Bridge. The Blues have dominated this fixture in recent years – winning their last three home meetings by an aggregate of 10-1 – but are yet to register a win on their own turf this campaign.

The Blues lie just one place above the relegation berths after five outings, having conceded more goals (12) than any other Premier League side. To further underline their failings at the back, Newcastle have conceded just one more shot inside the box (50) than the champions. Jose Mourinho will demand a dramatic improvement on the attacking front, too, given that Chelsea are yet to record a “big chance” at home this term.

Despite ranking top for attempts (112), shot inside the box (79) and big chances (17) by some margin, Arsenal have just five goals to their name – exposing some poor finishing. No team in the league possesses a worst shot conversion rate (4.5%) than the Gunners, offering hope to those patient managers still in possession of Chelsea defenders.

  1. Kurtinho
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Result/Both teams to score:

    Chelsea and No
    Liverpool and No
    Stoke and No
    Swansea/Everton Draw and Yes
    Newcastle and Yes

    I put a $1.50 bet on this which returns $1,700. Insane value right?

    1. FrancescoLazio
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Bet it doesn't come in

      1. Kurtinho
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah of course, but worth it imo.

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Worth -$1.50.

      1. Kurtinho
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Calculated gamble.

        1. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Get a better calculator.

    3. Egg noodle
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      The Newcastle game might disappoint.

      1. Kurtinho
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        3-1 is my prediction.

  2. Over Midwicket
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Coq looks crocked, arteta warming up

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      arteta hat trick

  3. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    coq au vin?

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      more like crock au vin

  4. Scratch
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Diego Costa has to be the most overrated player in the league. Like a better version of Cameron Jerome

  5. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    No red card for aRsenal then

  6. Cheltnamshire LaLaLa
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Would love a 0-0 stalemate here. Max baps azpi and bellerin!

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      cue 2-1

    2. ILOVEBAPS
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      You are in with a shot as neither side knows how to score.

  7. Randy_Marsh
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Anything but an Arsenal clean sheet

  8. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Pedro is anonymous 🙁

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      and never rises

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      So how do you know his name

      1. Costa in Wengerland
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        This

    3. ILOVEBAPS
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Gone next GW for Payet or Ayew.

  9. Randy_Marsh
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Glad I benched Sanchez

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      game over then?

  10. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Even with a viagra coq aint getting up.

    1. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      stop trying so hard

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Damn.. Up voted him instead of you by mistake 🙂

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Ha, his was so much better.

  11. AcquiringSteak
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    hows hazard doing?

    1. Egg noodle
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Too busy with sportsmanship

    2. Alittude
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      looking much better than he has been previously

  12. The Left Duke #3
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    costa looking lively

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Pretty quick for an 89 year old.

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Try Starbucks

  13. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Game Stats (Minute: 23)
    Bonus Points:

    3 Points - Oscar (9)
    2 Points - Bellerín, Ramsey, Azpilicueta (7)

    1. ILOVEBAPS
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Got 0-0 all over it.

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        and i benched bellers

      2. Kurtinho
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Costa winner 83rd min.

    2. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Important!

      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Bellerin BAP machine

    3. dr. Phil
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      word of advice. dont look@bonus until after the game.
      even more important than that.
      why bother us with something that does not matter at all at this point?

  14. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Wow Chelsea possession

  15. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    GW6 Captaincy Distribution [Early estimate]

    Aguero 17.5%
    Benteke 8.9%
    Mahrez 8.0%
    Yaya Touré 7.4%
    Hazard 6.3%
    Rooney 4.6%
    Silva 3.7%
    Kane 3.7%
    Lukaku 3.4%
    Wilson 3.4%
    Kolarov 2.9%
    Kompany 2.3% [INJURY CONCERN]
    Gomis 2.0%
    Barkley 1.7%
    Costa 1.7%
    Pedro 1.7%

    Other 20.6%

    1. ILOVEBAPS
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Another week another fail. I just don't trust anyone week to week this season.
      What has happened to the so called heavy hitters?!

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Owning all of the top 3 feels good 😎

  16. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Sanchez > whichever Man City midfielder scores today is on the cards

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I've already got KDB

      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Lucky you 😉

  17. Alittude
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    CHELSEA WINNING POSSESION

    everybody dance now

  18. Bring on the shots
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Walcott!

    1. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      sigh

  19. The Left Duke #3
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    arsenal cant get out of their own half

  20. Randy_Marsh
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    What time is the Ireland game on at?

  21. Texas Pete
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Arsenal ain't at the races. Doesn't look good for Sanchez captainers.

    1. Randy_Marsh
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Idiots that captained him, I benched him

      1. Cilly Bonnolly
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Bit early to be bragging about that.

    2. FrancescoLazio
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      It's 0-0

  22. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    This time two seasons ago Chelsea were 3-0 up against 10 men. Nice progress from Arsenal. 😉

  23. how now brown cow
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Hazard doing anything?

    1. FrancescoLazio
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Na

      1. how now brown cow
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Great

    2. OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      no

      1. Alittude
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        lol he looks quite solid so far

  24. Camp No No
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Looking good for the money I have on Chelsea's win. If Coquelin is off, the bookie can as well hand me the money now.

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Go see if you can collect your winnings now.

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        I can, but it's cash out or essentially me losing some of my winnings. So, I have to wait until the game is over. Maybe I use the time to put bit more money on Chelsea.

  25. FrancescoLazio
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Giroud to come on and win it

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      or Sanchez... 😉

  26. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    whats french for hair dryer?

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      le hair dryer

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        excellent.... like le camping and le weekend

        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          🙂

      2. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        *La

        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          La is spanish...

    2. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Le towel

    3. Neonoryx
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      le sèche-cheveux

  27. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Come on sanchez!!

  28. how now brown cow
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Azpi benching looks another cow masterstroke...

    1. Numb
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Unlucky man

    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      a cowstersroke

    3. Alittude
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      COWCATDOG

  29. Numb
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    I'm usually pretty good at reading the "pattern" of a game - I've already mentally banked this Chelsea CS. About time.

  30. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Cazorla yellow

    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      How many devices you running today Bemba?

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        we're watching the game