Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 1

I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. James LeBron
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Here is my official team

    Ruddy (Rudd)

    Azpilicueta - Mertesaker - Cedric - (O'Shea - Richards)

    Hazard - Walcott - Mane - Ritchie (Bentelab)

    Rooney - Kane - Sakho

    With 0.5 Left

    1. Mauro Boselli
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      very official

      1. Too Mane Men
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        haha, indeed.

    2. Texas Pete
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Looking good.

    3. RyanC
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Looks good. Where's your unofficial team?

  2. Texas Pete
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Oh but I've missed this. Saturday morning, reading FFS, waiting for the update... Bliss.

  3. PlayON
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Killian here from PlayON - Daily Fantasy Football,

    There's still 30 minutes to pick your teams and enter the £2,000 in GUARANTEED POTS on offer for Gameweek 1

    You can view all games in the games lobby here:
    https://playon.co/#/enter-games

    1. Bad Seed
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Hi Killian

    2. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Partaken in a PlayOn league for the first time yesterday Killian

      What do you make of this team? 🙂

      Hennessey
      Ivan Bellerin Huth Francis
      Ramsey Ozil Depay Ritchie
      Pelle Lukaku

  4. Canadian Football
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Really interested to know how many players joined the game this year

    1. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      2.8M so far. Would be 3M by GW2...

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Two hours to deadline it was around 2.8 million.

      1. Canadian Football
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Similar to last year.

    3. sleecc
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      seems to be lesser than last season

      1. alastair
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        No, about the same

  5. Sheep Flavour
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Already hoping Depay doesnt score as I took him out last min...I hate this game. 🙂

    1. Canadian Football
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Wise move. Do not look back.

    2. Bolt-on
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Me too

    3. emperikal
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Really is a twisted game! Switched the (C) from Rooney to Walcott and now just hoping he doesn't go mental

    4. #WinterIsNotComing
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      hazard to pick an injury then and remain out for 3 months 😛

  6. Shakshuka
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    What now?

  7. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Rooney (C) who's with me? o/

    Good luck to everyone. Giggity

    1. Canadian Football
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      O/

    2. Bubz
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      o/

    3. sleecc
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      o/

    4. Paganoi
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      \o/

    5. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Terrible decision. 😉

    6. stumanchuu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      (G)iggity yup

  8. Too Mane Men
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Sooooo, I've Captained Santi because my girlfriend just got back from Spain yesterday and said she liked the name...

    Now Hoping Rooney blanks... Oh god... What have I done.

    1. rocrocodile
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Your girlfriend has befriended a spanish waiter, and you captain Cazorla? Great weekend, bro!

    2. Peggi
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      if Santi blanks, get rid of her

      1. Donnie Brasco´s
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        hahaahahaahahah 🙂

      2. RoyaleBlue
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Yes! Haha

    3. Sheep Flavour
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      You didnt go with her to Spain?

  9. Peggi
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Update: still updating

  10. President John F. Keninnsie
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    UFPL players

    Who is your MD1 captain?

    1. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Roon, boring.

      1. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Too boring for me 😉

        1. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Yeah, UFPL is good for captain punts. slighty disappointed in myself.

          1. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Gone for Ivan myself...

    2. Buck The Trent
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Roo

    3. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Pig

  11. Leeroy357
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Taking the piss now. I just want to look at my rivals team and start the mocking now

    1. JÆKS ⭐
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      ^This

    2. Piggs Boson
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Millions of people are playing in a lot of leagues. It's a lot of data to process.

      1. Christian Fox der zorn gott…
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Millions of people are hitting refresh and that's a lot of wasted data

    3. Texas Pete
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Glad I'm not the only one. That fleeting feeling of superiority that lasts right up unti the scores star coming in.

      1. Leeroy357
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Luckily for me it is mostly a league of casuals. Only 1 other person takes it as seriously as I do

  12. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    I am captained Hazard . Good luck to everyone 🙂

    1. Ridgewell's scores
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I'm George, nice to meet you.

      1. Ridgewell's scores
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        And good luck!

  13. Piggs Boson
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Sky Team

    Pantillimon
    Jenkinson - Morgan - Coates
    Hazard - Walcott - Mane - Payet - Gradel
    Aguero - Rooney

    Any advice?

    I think Gradel will get a few MOTM awards, he's a crowd pleaser. Not happy with double Sunderland, but they are by far the best value at that price...

    1. #WinterIsNotComing
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Aguero to start in GW1?

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        It's possible. A bench appearance is fine anyway.

        1. #WinterIsNotComing
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          last year he did score in his first appearance from the bench?

          1. Piggs Boson
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Yeah, 91st minute

            1. #WinterIsNotComing
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              My memory 😎

    2. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Adrian and Coates over Panti/Jenk frees up more funds I think

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I can't have two Coates' though

        1. Optimus.
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          I'll get my Coate

    3. Canadian Football
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Like it. You will be a step ahead of us all in gw 3

  14. Sheep Flavour
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    If De Gea does go Utd should be all over Loris.Great keeper, should be playing in the CL regularly. No offence to Spurs fans.

    1. goriuanx
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      united aren't guaranteed to be in the cl though

      city/ars/che yes

    2. Leeroy357
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      No one disagrees with that. He is a quality keeper who is too good for Spurs but for whatever reason he seems happy to stay.

    3. Bolt-on
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah it seems the case

    4. Brownpup
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I have heard in a spurs forum from someone supposedly 'in the know' that he will give them one more season and thats it

  15. Jay_
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Anyone else punt on Gomez ?

      1. DVassell
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Moreno and him will be heavily rotated imo- wait and see

      2. goriuanx
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        yep, probably a short term pick though

        1. Jay_
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Same, I'm rotating with Martin so no big deal if he don't play

        2. Optimus.
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Me

          1. Jay_
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Good to hear, good luck mate

        3. Mull
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Can anyone else not wait to listen to Michael Owen's dulcet commentary once again?

        4. DVassell
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          I've gone for Ox and Sinclair as GW 1 punts- wish me luck!

          1. Texas Pete
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Ox could be a fanastic pick. I'm certainly keeping an eye on him.

        5. Gaffa914
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Sterling (c)

          1. Bolt-on
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Nothing wrong with that

            1. Gaffa914
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Think he'll play striker?

        6. Huddersfield
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          GW1 team

          Mc Carthy

          Mert Huth Monreal (VC)

          Haz (C) Mahrez Ramsey Mané

          Tekkers Rooney Kane

        7. RoyaleBlue
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Good luck to everyone who owns players that would benefit me if they were to score. To the rest of you, I hope you get bad luck. Mwgahahaha

        8. Djmc119
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Anticipated biggest regrets for game week 1?

          1. I fear Depay may run riot.
          2. Doubling up on Leic defender/gk
          3. Lack of aguero!

          1. RyanC
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Not owning Benteke.

          2. Texas Pete
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            3. would be the one to haunt me.

          3. Huddersfield
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            1. Juan 's Goal + Assist
            2. Hennessey as Goalie
            3. Kozak brace

          4. #WinterIsNotComing
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            got depay. got leic def and gk.

        9. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Can't wait to get Lambert in when WBA fixtures ease, a great Aguero enabler.

        10. Boofsteino2
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          I know it's early days but did anyone else notice that total FPL is down? Reckon it's gone for good?

          1. Les Bleus
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            "Did anyone notice"

            You must be new here.

        11. Andrew7
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Baines (c)

          1. Donnie Brasco´s
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Respect!

          2. Sponge-worthy
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Never own him.

          3. Lord Flashheart
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Retro

        12. Donnie Brasco´s
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Oh my God, Arsenal is on 1st place......
          Unbelivable 🙂

          1. Jay_
              9 years, 1 month ago

              West Ham bottom, will still be like that Monday and possibly end of season (hope not ! )

            • Forza
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Spurs will be 2nd in 25 minutes... Must be rigged this year.

            • tissae
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Actually, oficially AFC Bournemouth is in the 1st place

              1. Donnie Brasco´s
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 1 month ago

                Oh, you are right! 🙂

          2. tissae
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Who will start is Norwich goalie, Ruddy or Rudd?

            1. AIRMILES
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              ruddy

            2. tissae
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              as*

          3. Lateriser 12
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Good luck all.

            Depay the first bandwagon shirley.

            1. Gunners n' Roses
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Naw Darmian.

          4. Acquafresca
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Morning folks!

            So how many players do people have playing in the early game?

            Just Rooney for me.

            1. Les Bleus
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Rooney and Chadli.

            2. RyanC
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Also just Rooney.

              1. gunnerboy
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 1 month ago

                Only Rooney but seriously think I should of got Kane 🙁

            3. Clam. ☘️
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Chadli and Rooney (c) from myself

            4. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Chadli

            5. yemzinho
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Rooney and Kane

            6. sleecc
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Rooney vs Kane

            7. Huddersfield
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Kane & Roonpig

            8. thecule
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Depay and Kane

          5. Sheep Flavour
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            If Kane gets injured...do they have a decent spare ST bar Sold?

            1. RyanC
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Sold raises the bar.

            2. Wings Fan
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              You may as well remove the "bar Sold" bit! 😛

          6. Wings Fan
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Ozil (C)

            #GutInstinct

            1. Donnie Brasco´s
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Ok, 16 pts incoming!