[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
26 December 2010 1376 comments
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Evidently the collective mix of the home football clubs, the local constabulary and Mother Nature didn’t feel particularly Christmassy this Boxing day as yet again Premier League games succumbed to the weather. At least this Game Week festive cheers and merriments were quashed with (some) time on players side to make required team changes.

An hour and a half before the 11:30 am (GMT) deadline it was announced that both the Blackpool versus Liverpool game, a game which was widely tipped to be postponed,  and more surprisingly the Everton versus Birmingham game would have to be called off. The former due to a frozen pitch, a legacy of the lack of undersoil heating, and the later due to frozen pipes. Maybe these clubs were on the naughty list this Christmas. Actually maybe if they had of been they’d got a lump of coal they could have used it to heat up their damn stadiums!

Needless to say the late announcements meant last minute reschedules of Fantasy Football teams. Tim Cahill was dumped earlier than planned by many in light of his forthcoming Asia Cup dalliance, Leighton Baines was knee-jerkingly disposed of in order to field 11 players and the reserve goalkeeping situation was amended with the Ben Foster shaped hole meaning the none-playing Stockdale or Mignolet provided inadequate support.

What made it worse was that Captain poll favourite Nani, with 35% of the vote, was no where to be seen – not even on the bench. Chat of flu during the week may go some way to account for his absence but the explanations that he was either receiving a rest in light of the hectic Christmas schedule or attending a Michael Jackson (Thriller era) lookalike convention may also have held true. With Manchester United’s next game coming this Tuesday, Nani owners will be sweating on his fitness and inclusion. Check back to Team News and the Twitter feed on the site to keep up to date with all information.

The key Knee Jerk today was surely the returning Rafael Van Der Vaart. There was a concern this week that the Dutchman may not be risked given his recent spate of injury problems, however, owners will be thankful he did with a two goal contribution seeing to Tottenham Hotspur’s 2-1 away victory over Aston Villa. Once again “Rafa” outshone Fantasy Football rival, but Spurs teammate, Gareth Bale.

The Welshman is owned by a staggering 55.6% of players- surely the single largest act of collective blind faith in Fantasy Football history. Van Der Vaart has only 18.8% ownership in comparison but even with his injury problems has contributed a significantly larger amount of points per game this season. Continual frustration for owners of the Welshman lies in the fact that he always seems to “assist” the player who assists Van Der Vaart. Surely more and more owners will be looking to switch to the Dutchman, either from Bale or as a replacement for the departing Tim Cahill. Given his recent injuries however, whether Rafa can play three to four games on the spin would have to be questioned.

  1. TommyK
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    I hate this game sometimes.

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    1. corinthians
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      why so ?

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      1. TommyK
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        was within a split hair of bringing VDV in, then decided on coleman.....

        Bah.

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        1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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          i cant understand bringing coleman in when he mite not even have played with with arteta back...

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    2. kroky
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      i have three players not playing this game week. i had two subs playing but one not. will he still bne brought on???

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  2. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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    ok nasri goal and assist time...u can do it!

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  3. Team Hayemaker
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    Not long in...whats the story with Nani? Rested I'm assuming? I'm delighted with Tevez taking the Big C!

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    1. Eddy
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      ILL

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      1. Team Hayemaker
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        thanks!

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  4. KLOPPTOMANIA
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    Help!

    Foster(Krul)
    Kyrgiakos, Kolarov, Bardsley (Rafael, Hutton)
    Nani, Nasri, Malouda, MGP (Ethers)
    Torres, Tevez, Elmander

    Want to do MGP-> VdV but need 0.2m, what transfer to raise cash?! Hutton out? Elmander out?

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  5. Sarri-ball
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    How does Krul-Riena look as a swap?

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    1. Will
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      If you've got 1.5 mil burning a hole in your pocket, Reina has great fixtures for the forseeable future

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      1. Sarri-ball
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        Yep thats what thot and we Foster my other Keeper he got horrible fixures so Reina will play till i use wildcard

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  6. Duckbill
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    Damn this bloody emergency captain going to cost me again 2nd week running, would have chosen vdv if vice captain was available but probably going to go to elmander or carroll.

    Ahh well at least vdv, emander and carroll all scored and bonus pts for a few players including nzogbia and rafael. Guess i,m hanging in there.

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  7. Just_Ty
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    VDV has been a pain for me so far... never had him, had it scheduled for next GW... sadly

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    1. Will
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      Ditto, I talked myself out of taking a 4pt hit to bring him in for Bale.

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  8. Anti-Ipswich
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    I've got 43 so far. Without seeing a red or green arrow yet, is that on par with everyone else?

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    1. Rojo's Modern Life
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      Stop fishing for compliments, you know that's a decent score.

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      1. Anti-Ipswich
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        And cue someone knock me down a few pegs and talk about the Ashes.

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        1. AP
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          Australian AND a norwich fan? Oh Jesus. 😕

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          1. Anti-Ipswich
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            Ipswich fan? Just look at the score in my username;)

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              1. Davy
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                Good to see you still enjoying your 'cup final' win Anti-Ips 😉

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  9. Rojo's Modern Life
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    If any more argument were needed for the abolition of Bonus Points, it is this:

    Bolton 2-0 West Brom.

    Bonus:
    3 - Tchoyi (WBA)
    2 - Odemwingie (WBA)
    1 - Holden (Bolton)

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    1. PFOR
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      Did you watch the game?

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      1. Rojo's Modern Life
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        Do you need to have seen a game to know that a striker that failed to score did not play better than every single player on the opposing team, who scored two and prevented him (and his teammates) from scoring?

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        1. PFOR
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          Yeah it helps if you see a bit of the game. From what I saw, WBA were all over them, and Tchoyi, Brunt and Odem were very good.

          Those bps are actually fair.

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          1. Rojo's Modern Life
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            I would normally agree, but how can you rate a striker that failed to score above all five of the GK/defenders that prevented him scoring? Or did his failure to score rest solely on bad luck?

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            1. PFOR
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              Missed 2 or 3 sitters.

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        2. jamsiep
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          You could have just written 'No'.

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          1. Rojo's Modern Life
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            Thanks for this valuable input, please keep posting.

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    2. Paul
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      its for the first time fair IMO.

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    3. TheHazard
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      But the best individual performances don't always come for the team that wins...

      Fantasy is more interesting for the bonus points, including the injustice you feel when they don't go your way.

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  10. chocolate
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    Hmmm this GW could be tricky. Alot of rotation will be taking place i'm sure.

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  11. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    Dempsey to yaYa toure
    bale to van dar vaat
    4 point hit
    worth ?

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    1. tosey
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      dont get rid of dempsey, nice fixtures followed by a double gwk

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    2. chocolate
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      Don't think it's such a bad idea to get rid myself. Just not sure Yaya is the best option. At that price i'd rather get Charlie Adam in in preparation for the double GW madness.

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    3. Gaz Downright
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      Waiting on fitness report on vdv infront of the next game meself

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      1. Gaz Downright
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        SA

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  12. BigUps
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    When is Cleverly's loan over?

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    1. chocolate
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      Think it's season long but some rumours United will re-call him to cover for Park's absence.

      Don't think he will be recalled myself as a United fan. Not SAF's style. He is doing well there so SAF will probably want to leave him there and let him flourish rather than call him back to sit on the bench.

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      1. BigUps
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        Thanks! I think I'm going to bring him in and get rid of N'Zogbia (although he's still a BP magnet).

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  13. tosey
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    so when will we find out r next opponent in the cup? will it be after 2moro nights game or early on the 28th?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Inbetween those two answers most likely.

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  14. PFOR
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    My two best transfers this season:

    Nasri (before Villa game) and Van der Vaart (this week, before Villa game).

    I'm thinking with Carlos due to play Villa there's no reason I shouldn't? 🙂

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  15. Will
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    Urgh, the Arrows are out.

    Big red one for me.

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  16. applebonkers
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    mike dean denied milijas 2 penalties. must have been an imposter not mike dean

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  17. TheHazard
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    Green arrow! Sweet - especially after two barren weeks outside the top million 🙂

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  18. corinthians
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    Does anyone have nani captain, with their emergency captain not going to tevez or vdv ?

    If so who is it going to

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      nasri

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    2. Rojo's Modern Life
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      Arsenal's kryptonite: Drogba.

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    3. Eddy
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      Drogba

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    4. Eddy
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      How does Vidic & MGP >> Bardsley & VDV sound?

      Then next week Shawcross >> Rafael?

      Cheers

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  19. tosey
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    well the lad im trying to catch is up to 11th in the world!!! wish me luck

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  20. DickFranDyke
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    History and current place is updated.

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  21. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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    Anyone willing to offer me a suggestion as to how I can get VDV?
    Team linked and two free transfers
    It's either Nasri or Cahill or Drogba who have to go by the looks of things but those 3 all have good fixtures and 2 of them are on good form!

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    1. Nutella
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      say goodbye 2 cahill early

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  22. Paul
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    i'm gonna take big point hit this gameweek...as it is for weeks now my team isn't going anywhere with all the constraints...so i might as well blow it away..

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  23. I'm looking for Ray Fi…
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Ok, a novice-like question but never needed to care before today. Selected form as captain reserve choice fror Nani today. Who's it gonna be? Is there a place to check this out or just a wait and hope? Hopefully Tevez, if not Carrol, maybe Nasri.
    Cheers

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    1. Paul
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      its gonna be nasri.....

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    2. Rojo's Modern Life
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      Go to transfers, then click data view. See the F column for form, whoever has the highest at the start of the gameweek will be your auto captain. Of those, I think Nasri had the highest form, but I may be wrong.

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      1. I'm looking for Ray Fi…
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        F column only shows next fixture? Or am
        I having a moment??

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  24. GuyIncognito
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    Man I'm on 73 points and still might lose my cup game >.<

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    1. Duckbill
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      All my h2h's depend on whether tevez gets the captainancy.

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  25. Duckbill
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    4 green arrows yet not making ground due to having players who are not good for random captain.

    Remind me enxt christmas to have a good vice captain in place.

    Come on drogba make the bloody difference.

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Where are you ranked now buggu? Agree on the Drogba thing.

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      1. PFOR
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        Am I too late to join that league?

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          Nope, it's still open.

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          1. PFOR
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            Cheers. League scoring started this week is it?

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            1. TorresMagic™
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              Correct. Hits points aren't counted. It's a flaw in the system. Hopefully for the top teams it isn't a factor.

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              1. PFOR
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                Haha it must have been fun making the 'League Admin' team 🙂

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              2. kingofmercia
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                excuse my ignorance, but what does "hits points aren't counted" actually mean? thanks.

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      2. Duckbill
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        In the 50's , about 40 pts from where i want to be.

        Not worried just yet as went through same phase last season where i went 10 weeks without moving out of the 10k mark, just got to be patient and hope some luck runs my way too.

        Bring on the dgw's

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  26. tazri
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    HEY EVERYONE VDV's protection has ended. expect him to go up.

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Thanks Einstein. 🙂

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      1. tazri
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        Anytime Isaac Newton

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  27. Gargamel
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    So I guess this is the gameweek where I drop one of Foster and Jaaskelainen.

    Probably there are plenty of you in the same situation, who would you drop and for who?

    As of now Jaaskelainen is closer to the chop, with Gordon and Robinson the prime candidates to replace him. Opinions?

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    1. njfsdkffslkf
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      Get Gordon. Blackburn dont look the same team anymore. And with the Wildcard soon enough you can play Gordon until then so who you sell wont matter much unless you want them again.

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    2. Rojo's Modern Life
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      Begovic. Fixtures and form.

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    3. GuyIncognito
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      Gordon, I have a feeling that Blackburn are about to go into freefall.

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    4. jamsiep
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      Why are you changing? At least one of them has a home fixture every week until week 26, by which time you'll probably have played your 2nd wildcard.

      I'm keeping them. Playing Foster at home to Utd and Arsenal isn't the end of the world.

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      1. jamsiep
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        Ooooooooooooooooooh... If I get rid of Foster for Gordon, I can then afford Johnson in for Samba!

        I might completely ignore that advice I just gave. Birmingham's next few fixtures are shocking.

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        1. Gargamel
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          🙂

          Yeah they really are. It's not a bad transfer to do, especially if you feel there are not many other urgent transfers for you.

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    5. Gargamel
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      Thanks guys, will have a closer look at Gordon and also Begovic.

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  28. Drip Doctor
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    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    If i do the obvious Bale/Gamst to VDV it will leave me with no Liverpool coverage. Is anyone else in the same boat? I know they’ve been sh!t but still… Gerrard could be a massive differential, maybe Maxi?

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  29. RottenTroll
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    With Liv excessive games is it worth Kolarov > Skrtel (already have Konchesky)?

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  30. Fancy Feet
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    omg I just looked at Anderson's assist for Berba's 2nd, he did a 'look away' pass like what Ronaldinho does or use to do lol

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    1. Gargamel
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      Midfield magician.

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    2. Akers
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      He was classy today. Still a raw talent, and makes the odd schoolboy error, but is now showing why SAF splashed £18m on him.

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