[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
26 December 2010 1376 comments
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Evidently the collective mix of the home football clubs, the local constabulary and Mother Nature didn’t feel particularly Christmassy this Boxing day as yet again Premier League games succumbed to the weather. At least this Game Week festive cheers and merriments were quashed with (some) time on players side to make required team changes.

An hour and a half before the 11:30 am (GMT) deadline it was announced that both the Blackpool versus Liverpool game, a game which was widely tipped to be postponed,  and more surprisingly the Everton versus Birmingham game would have to be called off. The former due to a frozen pitch, a legacy of the lack of undersoil heating, and the later due to frozen pipes. Maybe these clubs were on the naughty list this Christmas. Actually maybe if they had of been they’d got a lump of coal they could have used it to heat up their damn stadiums!

Needless to say the late announcements meant last minute reschedules of Fantasy Football teams. Tim Cahill was dumped earlier than planned by many in light of his forthcoming Asia Cup dalliance, Leighton Baines was knee-jerkingly disposed of in order to field 11 players and the reserve goalkeeping situation was amended with the Ben Foster shaped hole meaning the none-playing Stockdale or Mignolet provided inadequate support.

What made it worse was that Captain poll favourite Nani, with 35% of the vote, was no where to be seen – not even on the bench. Chat of flu during the week may go some way to account for his absence but the explanations that he was either receiving a rest in light of the hectic Christmas schedule or attending a Michael Jackson (Thriller era) lookalike convention may also have held true. With Manchester United’s next game coming this Tuesday, Nani owners will be sweating on his fitness and inclusion. Check back to Team News and the Twitter feed on the site to keep up to date with all information.

The key Knee Jerk today was surely the returning Rafael Van Der Vaart. There was a concern this week that the Dutchman may not be risked given his recent spate of injury problems, however, owners will be thankful he did with a two goal contribution seeing to Tottenham Hotspur’s 2-1 away victory over Aston Villa. Once again “Rafa” outshone Fantasy Football rival, but Spurs teammate, Gareth Bale.

The Welshman is owned by a staggering 55.6% of players- surely the single largest act of collective blind faith in Fantasy Football history. Van Der Vaart has only 18.8% ownership in comparison but even with his injury problems has contributed a significantly larger amount of points per game this season. Continual frustration for owners of the Welshman lies in the fact that he always seems to “assist” the player who assists Van Der Vaart. Surely more and more owners will be looking to switch to the Dutchman, either from Bale or as a replacement for the departing Tim Cahill. Given his recent injuries however, whether Rafa can play three to four games on the spin would have to be questioned.

  1. Eddy
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Does anyone know whether VDV will rise by .3 or .1? Because on fantasy tools it has him at like 300 something % I think.

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      nobody rises by 0.3

      will be 0.1

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    2. The Holy One
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      0.1

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  2. The relentless pursuit of p…
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Elmander > Torres
    Nzog > VDV

    4 point hit, worth it?

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      id say yes

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    2. TheHazard
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      You must have a ridiculous amount in the bank!

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      1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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        7.9 haha

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        1. The relentless pursuit of p…
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          Robinson > Krul 🙂

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    3. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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      If you're gonna ditch Elmander, do it for Berbatov or Rooney.

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  3. noonan357
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    2 free transfers:
    1:cahill and downing out,vdv and nzog in
    or
    2:cahill and elmander out,vdv and caroll in.
    3:your own idea(please let me know)
    Thinking 2 but not too sure

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      elmander > torres

      keep cahill one more week then bring in VDV

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      1. noonan357
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        already hav torres

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  4. The Bandit
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    Lol at Taz now spamming tfpl with his boasting!

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    1. Voronin
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      He is a proper twat.

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      What did he score?

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      1. TommyK
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        he captained tevez.

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        1. The Bandit
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          VDV actually but he has Tevez as well

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          1. TommyK
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            all the same thing- he struck gold.

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      2. Voronin
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        It's his 'I am the bollox and told all you clowns that captaining VDV was the right thing to do' that kind of delightful thing.

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    3. TorresMagic™
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Time for a TFPL boot or ban?

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      1. TommyK
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        just ignore the cretin.

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          PM Tommy if you are on.

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          1. TommyK
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            what does PM stand for?

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            1. TorresMagic™
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              private message, where have you been?

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              1. TommyK
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                what- the chat room? Never used it, it didn't agree with my last computer.....

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                1. TorresMagic™
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                  Fair enough.

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  5. TommyK
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    I'm liking the look of my defence next gameweek for the first time in about three months.....

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  6. yanky
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Have a free double to use with 4.1 in bank, thinking of only MGP > VDV, giving me:

    Foster
    Elmo Konchesky Kolarov Shawx
    Nani Nasri VDV
    Carroll Drogba Torres

    bench: Nzog, Foley, Adam (banned)

    Appreciate any feedback.

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  7. 7923dos
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Would like to buy a liverpool defender to replace Vidic
    I want them to start as many games as possible particularly the double gameweeks.

    I already have Skrtel and I cannot afford Johnson
    Who should I get?

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    1. yanky
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      reina 🙂

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      1. 7923dos
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        Need to spend 1.5m less than I can sell Vidic for = 6.3m

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        1. yanky
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          hmm reina and GJ your safest bets, maybe go konchesky if u need to

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  8. dillydally1982
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Want to get VDV into my team. Who should I transfer out? Nasri or Silva?

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    1. The Holy One
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      Silva

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      1. tazri
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        agree

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      2. Churchill
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        +1. You have exposure to City's attacking points through Tevez.

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        1. dillydally1982
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          That's what I was thinking. VDV transfer is done!

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    2. applebonkers
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      silva. have to agree with the podcast and that tevez and kolarov is all you'll need of man city this season

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  9. dk123
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    what do ye think of these transfers skirtel and malouda in for givet and dempsey?

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      careful of skrtel hes on 4 yellows

      id bring in konchesky

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      1. dk123
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        thanks

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  10. higgo
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    so great week so far but havent a clue as to who my captain will be. is the default form/ value?

    if form who had the best before the start.... tevez, nasri, berba, vidic, vdv bet its bloody nasri!

    put me out of misery

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    1. The Holy One
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      It's Berba for sure. He had 10.5 I think.

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      Hit "My team". At least you will know what you picked.

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      1. higgo
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        thanks guys. value so another 16 points from tevez coming my way 🙂 . finally my season has an up!

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  11. TorresMagic™
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    Quite a few price changes tonight. Think I might hold off until after the game tomorrow.

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    1. TommyK
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      TM- do you know how much VDV will go up by?

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        He's currently 343% so 0.343 or 0.3 rounded down. I expect 400% & 0.4 by 1am.

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        1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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          You're such a tease 😉

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  12. MB10
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    I have 2.0 in the bank and a double free. Any advice on changes I could make to this team:

    Foster Jass
    Vidic Cole Coleman Nelsen Simpson
    VdV MGP Bale Nasri Nani
    Drogba Carroll Elmander

    All advice would be greatly appreciated.

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    1. yanky
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      vidic - rafa
      elm - torres/tevez?

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  13. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    72 so far with nasri and rvp to play so im very happy ive finally managed a decent score should i stick with this team or bring in torres for bent??

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    1. flyover
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Not a bad move, though Bent's home against Blackpool. With the money you have, I'd hold off for tonight. Maybe consider Nasri out, Fabs in -- depending how things go tomorrow. You've got a solid, solid team, though.

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  14. The Pooer
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Either Rooney to Torres OR MGP to VDV and Rooney to Bent.

      Choose

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    • applebonkers
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      my dad's getting huth off his bench due to samba not playing and berbatov emergency captain. i'm seriously tempted to withdraw my christmas present in protest of such jammyness

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      1. TommyK
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        Pfft. At least someone in your family actually likes football..... 😀

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        1. applebonkers
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          i refuse to accept you have a male in your family who doesn't like football. is that even legal?

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          1. TommyK
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            it shouldn't be. I have a cousin who supports leeds (don't we all), but that's about it.....

            Oh, and my brother "used to" support newcastle before bobby got the sack. Plastic Judas......

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            1. applebonkers
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              what is it then, all cricket? or all strictly come dancing 😉

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              1. TommyK
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                mostly the latter. 🙁

                This coupled with the fact that I am the only redhead in my family makes me want to invest in a DNA test.....

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      2. Seal
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        what comes around goes around, your time will come

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        1. applebonkers
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          he's bald and fat now, deserves a bit of luck here and there 🙂

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    • Seal
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      so who would the captaincy go to if two players before the game week had exactly the same form?

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      1. The Holy One
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        The one with the highest value.

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      2. TorresMagic™
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        Value.

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      3. Seal
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        cheers. dam could of had a solid result from caroll, but set it to value at the last minute

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    • Fancy Feet
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      I was wondering who to buy between welbeck, Torres and Odem but I think Odem's 2bps has caused him to pick himself,bad move?

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    • BigUps
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      I own Coleman and was wondering if he'll be riding the bench now with Arteta back. Anyone have any news/thoughts on what is going to happen here?

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      1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        im slightly worried about that too frankly....

        id say give him one game and see whether he plays or not

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      2. TheHazard
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        I'd have thought that Arteta will fill the hole that Cahill leaves when he goes to play for Aus.

        In the short term I guess he could lose out, but I reckon I'll keep him.

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    • TheHazard
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Right, VDV plan has been formulated.

      Fabregas out for VDV tonight before the rise, then Etherington out for Malouda (no really) tomorrow after his price fall.

      Thoughts?

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        I would rather lose Nasri and keep Fabregas now you've got him.

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        1. TheHazard
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          15 years, 3 months ago

          Yeah, I kind of agree - but I need to get rid of Etherington if he's injured, and if I do Nasri > VDV there's not many players I want that could replace Ethers.

          This way I get VDV and another good stake in Chelsea - and I fancy them for another run akin to what they did at the start of the season.

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          1. Drip Doctor
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            Im tempted by Maxi for a cheap mid.

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            1. TheHazard
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              Yeah I thought about him. Weird one - for some reason I'm just not sold on him. Could do a straight swap of Etherington > Maxi, but that'd be all my cash gone...

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              1. Drip Doctor
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                15 years, 3 months ago

                Yeah im not sure on him either, i just feel like i need some sort of Liverpool coverage. Never really notice him to be fair which probably isn't a good sign!

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      2. Churchill
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        Don't fancy keeping a little exposure to the Arsenal?

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        1. TheHazard
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          I'd still have Nasri 🙂

          Fabs doesn't seem to be the omnipotent little midfield genius he was last year either...

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    • Argive
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      I wonder how long it will take them to flag Cahil after next gameweek. I'm wondering if it'll be important for me to get rid quickly after the West Ham game. I remember they flagged Drogba when he left for the Afican Cup of Nations last year, but don't remember when they did it.

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      1. Christina.
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        Considering they took about 3-4 days to flag Welbeck for the ManU game...

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    • Guybrush Threepwood
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      Decent week for me despite lots of absentees.. VDV in for Bale this week and Tevez autocaptain have done me proud.. Albrighton, Jaaskelainen to come off the bench and Malouda to play.

      Annoyed with my Liverpool players, I suppose patience is the key there.

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      1. JOZ
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        Hmm...
        He-Man and Roy of the Rovers have the same hairstyle.

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    • Churchill
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      Who do I kick out for Rafael? Boateng, Bosingwa or Emlo?

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      1. TommyK
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        Wow- you have all of those?

        Probably Bosingwa.....

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      2. TheHazard
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        Elmo - but I wouldn't be all too happy with any of those due to rotation.

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      3. flyover
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        Boateng. Or wait until tomorrow and make sure Bosingwa's all right.

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      4. Drip Doctor
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        Boeteng, Toure will be back on tuesday. And you already have Kolarov.

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      5. Damp
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        Emlo then Bosingwa

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      6. applebonkers
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        tough one. neither of them this week imo. all have a nice home game next gw and all looking good for a start.

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        1. applebonkers
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          BUT as you have kolarov already and man city aren't due and double gameweeks boateng. quickly followed by elmo as soon as sunderland get another centre back fit

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      7. Churchill
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        If Bosingwa plays tomorrow, it won't be him. Elmo seems to have played his way back into a starting spot. At least while other players are injured.

        That leaves Boateng. Hmmmm, perhaps.

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      8. Churchill
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        Cheers guys.

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    • duncansarmy
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Can someone please explain to me how form is worked out? I thought it was just how many points that player has scored overall?

      Better still tell me who my emergency captain is currently?

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      1. Damp
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        It over the last 30 days

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        1. Damp
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          Form is the player's average score per game, calculated from all games played by his club in the last 30 days.

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      2. The Bandit
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        Click data by your keepers right shoulder.

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    • Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Could any kind soul tell me whether Ethers' substitution was tactical or due to injury? I'm almost certainly getting shot of him for VDV tonight anyway, but I'd like to know just in case.

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      1. TheHazard
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        He went off injured according to the bbc match report. Haven't read anything about the extent of the injury though.

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        1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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          thanks man. Didn't think about checking those match reports. Hopefully MotD will shed some light on the matter.

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          1. TheHazard
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            Yeah - looking forward to it tonight, especially seeing what combination of 'abysmal' 'diabolic' and 'shambolic' Hansen uses to describe Fulham's defending.

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    • The Bandit
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      AP around? Rio has just chosen the overrated Nasri as his player of the season so far!

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    • Mr Smith
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      I notice the protection flag has disappeared on ftl for VDV, be interesting to see if he goes up tonight

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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        The consensus on here is that he will go up tonight.

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        1. Mr Smith
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          Hope he does, plenty of transfers in

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            15 years, 3 months ago

            taz said that he will rise. That's good enough for me.

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            1. Mr Smith
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              15 years, 3 months ago

              Lol, actually if he is around I could do with 6 numbers for the midweek lottery draw

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    • Rasping Drive
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Thank you Carlito and Rafa for making my Boxing Day!

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      1. thehodge
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        +100000000000000000000000

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    • drinkup245
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      who do i bench for next gw?

      nelson, cole, bardsley, shawcross, kolarov

      id like to play em all but one of them needs to sit it out, as i want my 3 strikers to play, rooney, welbeck, tevez, and my mid will be only 3 because brunt is suspended, and i plan to put fergueson (birm) on the bench

      cheers

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      1. applebonkers
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        nelsen

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      2. GuyIncognito
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        Nelson

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        1. drinkup245
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          15 years, 3 months ago

          thanks,
          that was my guess after seeing blackburn's performance today.

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    • 7923dos
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Nasri > VDV?
      Would like to keep both but struggling to finance it any other way...

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      1. SuperDorrans
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        Go for it. I'm either Nasri or Cahill > VDV.

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      2. JOZ
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        sideways kneejerk

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    • Luke
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Will Tim Cahill play the new years day game v Stoke?

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        That's his last game

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        1. Luke
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          15 years, 3 months ago

          Cheers, Might aswell keep him until then 🙂

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