[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
26 December 2010 1376 comments
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Evidently the collective mix of the home football clubs, the local constabulary and Mother Nature didn’t feel particularly Christmassy this Boxing day as yet again Premier League games succumbed to the weather. At least this Game Week festive cheers and merriments were quashed with (some) time on players side to make required team changes.

An hour and a half before the 11:30 am (GMT) deadline it was announced that both the Blackpool versus Liverpool game, a game which was widely tipped to be postponed,  and more surprisingly the Everton versus Birmingham game would have to be called off. The former due to a frozen pitch, a legacy of the lack of undersoil heating, and the later due to frozen pipes. Maybe these clubs were on the naughty list this Christmas. Actually maybe if they had of been they’d got a lump of coal they could have used it to heat up their damn stadiums!

Needless to say the late announcements meant last minute reschedules of Fantasy Football teams. Tim Cahill was dumped earlier than planned by many in light of his forthcoming Asia Cup dalliance, Leighton Baines was knee-jerkingly disposed of in order to field 11 players and the reserve goalkeeping situation was amended with the Ben Foster shaped hole meaning the none-playing Stockdale or Mignolet provided inadequate support.

What made it worse was that Captain poll favourite Nani, with 35% of the vote, was no where to be seen – not even on the bench. Chat of flu during the week may go some way to account for his absence but the explanations that he was either receiving a rest in light of the hectic Christmas schedule or attending a Michael Jackson (Thriller era) lookalike convention may also have held true. With Manchester United’s next game coming this Tuesday, Nani owners will be sweating on his fitness and inclusion. Check back to Team News and the Twitter feed on the site to keep up to date with all information.

The key Knee Jerk today was surely the returning Rafael Van Der Vaart. There was a concern this week that the Dutchman may not be risked given his recent spate of injury problems, however, owners will be thankful he did with a two goal contribution seeing to Tottenham Hotspur’s 2-1 away victory over Aston Villa. Once again “Rafa” outshone Fantasy Football rival, but Spurs teammate, Gareth Bale.

The Welshman is owned by a staggering 55.6% of players- surely the single largest act of collective blind faith in Fantasy Football history. Van Der Vaart has only 18.8% ownership in comparison but even with his injury problems has contributed a significantly larger amount of points per game this season. Continual frustration for owners of the Welshman lies in the fact that he always seems to “assist” the player who assists Van Der Vaart. Surely more and more owners will be looking to switch to the Dutchman, either from Bale or as a replacement for the departing Tim Cahill. Given his recent injuries however, whether Rafa can play three to four games on the spin would have to be questioned.

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  1. samcro
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Is Etherington injured? If so is it thought to be serious?

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    1. JWF
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Pulis said: "He [Etherington] was kicked on the knee and is a little sore, but we're at a hotel for a couple of nights, so he'll have good attention and I hope that will give us enough time to get him right for the Fulham game.

      "But we've got good back up if we lose Matty."

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      1. samcro
        15 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers.

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  2. Damp
    15 years, 10 months ago

    I have 2 free transfers! A,B or C!

    A)Bale→ VdV
    Malouda→Gerrard
    Evra→ Skrtel

    B)Bale→Gerard
    Evra→Bardsley
    Samba→Skrtel

    C)Evra→Skrtel
    Elmander→Torres
    Bale→Albrighton

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    1. SuperDorrans
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Neither.

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      1. Damp
        15 years, 10 months ago

        Why?

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    2. noonan357
      15 years, 10 months ago

      A

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      1. Egg noodle
        15 years, 10 months ago

        -1

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  3. Feanor
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Was VdV just rested after 73 minutes?

    Getting Torres in for Drogba instead of Teves has been a disaster so far. All because of his stupid transfer request.

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    1. JWF
      15 years, 10 months ago

      He was taken off so Crouch could come on a defend.

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      1. Gaz Downright
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        15 years, 10 months ago

        And, of course, it was sensible considering his recent Injury.

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  4. noonan357
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Ok,2 free transfers:
    How about
    downing>nzogbia
    Cahill>VDV
    Elmander>Caroll
    All for a 4 point hit.
    Thoughts?

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  5. Waldaz
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Brunt or Pedersen to VDV?

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    1. noonan357
      15 years, 10 months ago

      brunt

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  6. duncansarmy
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Ok thanks guys so looks like nasri will be my captain not elmander as I thought.

    Can't think if that's preferable or not?

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  7. BigUps
    15 years, 10 months ago

    I'm thinking of bringing in Assou-Ekotto or Hutton for two weeks. Spurs have nice fixtures at home during the gameweeks. Anyone else thinking the same thing?

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    1. JWF
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Spurs haven't kept a clean sheet since the first game of the season. If you still want to go with one I'd pick Hutton as he has better attacking potential.

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      1. Anorak
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        15 years, 10 months ago

        (and JWF doesn't like Assou-Ekotto very much).

        Still, Hutton is going to get you more points.

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    2. Guybrush Threepwood
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Their failure to keep a clean sheet since the opening day puts me off any Spurs defender.

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  8. thehodge
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Vidic to Rafa to free up funds to do Cahill to Lamps for the following Gameweek.
    Yes/No?

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    1. Guybrush Threepwood
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Yes

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    2. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
      15 years, 10 months ago

      no bring in gerrard instead

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  9. Guybrush Threepwood
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Fairly boring transfer planned for this week - Samba to Bardlsey. Any reason why that isn't a good idea? Cheers guys

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    1. corinthians
      15 years, 10 months ago

      bpool may socre, as they are an attacking side, and will be well rested.

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      1. Guybrush Threepwood
        15 years, 10 months ago

        True.. I like Sunderland's fixtures though and won't play Samba in the coming weeks. Also I don't have any money for a more exotic move.

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  10. Feanor
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Hah, I'm 0.1m short of being able to do Elmander -> Tevez and Fabregas -> Van der Vaart.

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  11. TorresMagic™
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    15 years, 10 months ago

    Who is doing the VDV transfer tonight before the price rise? I could sell Cahill but Nasri getting injured would be annoying.

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    1. SuperDorrans
      15 years, 10 months ago

      I'm thinking the same thing, but just getting Nasri out.

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        15 years, 10 months ago

        Who would you get for Cahill in GW22?

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        1. SuperDorrans
          15 years, 10 months ago

          Really not sure.. Going to be harder to choose actually, Nasri has Wigan!

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          1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
            15 years, 10 months ago

            didnt wigan beat arsenal last time....o ye..... mwahaha

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    2. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
      15 years, 10 months ago

      I am, Nasri isn't going to get injured...

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    3. JWF
      15 years, 10 months ago

      I'm going to do it I think as Malouda is dropping again.

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    4. TheHazard
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      15 years, 10 months ago

      Doing Fabregas > VDV tonight

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    5. Waldaz
      15 years, 10 months ago

      I think I am, there's always the 2nd transfer if something happens tomorrow.

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    6. Mr Smith
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Already sold Nasri for VDV this gameweek so go for it. I'm keeping a beady eye on Lamps as my Cahill replacement.

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  12. yanky
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Have a free double to use with 4.1 in bank, thinking of only MGP > VDV, giving me:

    Foster
    Elmo Konchesky Kolarov Shawx
    Nani Nasri VDV
    Carroll Drogba Torres

    bench: Nzog, Foley, Adam (banned)

    Want Tevez but like my front line, also could do Hanheman to Reina since I'm playing with 1 keeper. Appreciate any feedback.

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    1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Tevez over Torres every day of every fixture of the year.

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  13. BigUps
    15 years, 10 months ago

    I've never seen a message board or comment system with more failures than this one. Sorry, to vent, but its pretty frustrating as a user.

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    1. Voronin
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Like what?

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      1. Feanor
        15 years, 10 months ago

        I can see a big failure two posts up.

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      15 years, 10 months ago

      What are the major problems in your opinion? I don't have any real issues with it.

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      1. BigUps
        15 years, 10 months ago

        I get the error message that "Fantasy Football Scout is a busy place" about 50% of the time I try to post.

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          15 years, 10 months ago

          If that is your main issue then that's quite minor. There are quite a few users here & if all posted at once the server wouldn't cope.

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        2. Voronin
          15 years, 10 months ago

          Probably cause it's busy and this place is free. Just hit refresh.

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            15 years, 10 months ago

            Doesn't refresh delete the post made? Simply copy the post before you hit submit.

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            1. BigUps
              15 years, 10 months ago

              That's what I do, but you really shouldn't have to do that.

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              1. TorresMagic™
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                15 years, 10 months ago

                Using Firefox means I just hit back & submit again. Posting is a privilege imo anyway. Most posts aren't worth the effort anyway.

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            2. Egg noodle
              15 years, 10 months ago

              just the refresh button works

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            3. Voronin
              15 years, 10 months ago

              Not for me, just keep hitting refresh till it goes through, I use IE.

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    3. TheHazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      15 years, 10 months ago

      This place isn't perfect but there's less fails in here than there are in your transfer history.

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      1. BigUps
        15 years, 10 months ago

        I haven't linked my team to my screen name this year. I have no idea who "Interconnectedness" is.

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        1. TheHazard
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          15 years, 10 months ago

          Fair - also I thought you meant people's posts were failures, whereas now it's clear you meant the error messages - so I was being overly harsh, in retrospect.

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        2. BigUps
          15 years, 10 months ago

          Testing....updating my team link.

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  14. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Cahill to VDV tonight before the price rise?
    Then Samba to Bosingwa on Tuesday morning depending on number of minutes for Bosingwa tomorrow?
    Advice?

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    1. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
      15 years, 10 months ago

      or Bardsley instead of Bosingwa...

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    2. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
      15 years, 10 months ago

      i did nasri > VDV

      i expect cahill to get a good killing of west ham midweek considering everton will be rested and west ham wont

      then u can bring back nasri for cahill when he leaves

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      1. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
        15 years, 10 months ago

        I really want to keep them both... both of them have a really good fixture this week!

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        1. SuperDorrans
          15 years, 10 months ago

          +1

          I might leave VDV this week. Then get VDV in when Cahill has Stoke away.

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          1. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
            15 years, 10 months ago

            Thank you for agreeing, need some support in this! currently thinking of other ways to get him in but then the only realistic one is getting rid of Drogba... who has good fixtures coming and the whole class is permanent thing...

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  15. Luke
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Krul-Robinson
    Kolarov-Sagna-Cashley-Coleman-Konchesky
    Nani-Albrighton-Cahill-Van der Vaart-Barton
    Rooney-Torres-Carroll

    2 free transfers.

    Anything need doing?

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    1. Feanor
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Is Harper ever going to get his job back?

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        15 years, 10 months ago

        Maybe after the Krul howler, it could be next week.

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    2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Torres to Tevez, but everyone seems to think I'm crazy for that one. I think Sagna is pretty useless, so maybe Bardsley for him?

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      1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
        15 years, 10 months ago

        Do not take out torres atm

        at home he seems to do quite well and hes rested playing against wolves

        he cud be a killer

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        1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
          15 years, 10 months ago

          Or, take him out for Tevez, who actually is a killer, and has been all year, for a cheaper price.

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  16. SuperDorrans
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Not totally sold on getting VDV in for Nasri or Cahill, they both have very nice fixtures.. Do you think I could possibly save my transfer?

    Foster
    Kolarov Rafael Konchesky
    Cahill Nasri N'Zog Nani
    Torres Tevez Carroll

    Jussi, Dunn, Jara, Coleman.

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  17. The Dynamo
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Hey TM, isn't VDV protected?

    What do the min and max values mean on price chart?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      15 years, 10 months ago

      He isn't protected if you have a look. He's over 100% on the min.

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      1. The Dynamo
        15 years, 10 months ago

        Thanks, I've never been able to figure out how this protection thing works. I can swear I saw VDV as protected this morning and now he's not.

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          15 years, 10 months ago

          Maybe too much Xmas cheer? It's not your eyes...

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  18. GabrielSpurs
    15 years, 10 months ago

    OK, here is the plan.

    Next GW

    Gordon(Robinson)
    Konchesky, Kolarov, Onuoha/Rafael ??? (Onuoha/Rafael, Paintsil)
    VDV, Bale, Nani, Cahil (Brunt)
    Torres, Odem, Bent

    I was thinking saving a transfer next GW, then go for
    Bale > Adam
    Cahill > Gerrard

    Sounds good?

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  19. applebonkers
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    15 years, 10 months ago

    sorry if this is a repost but blackpool v liverpool is now set for gw22, so the first double gameweek is now 22, not 24.
    barring further postponements that gives charlie adam the following fixtures between gw22 and 28:
    dgw (BIR/LIV), wba, dgw (SUN/MUN), WHM, eve, dgw (AVL/TOT), wol

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    1. TheHazard
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      15 years, 10 months ago

      Definite wildcard candidate.

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      1. applebonkers
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        15 years, 10 months ago

        milijas out adam in next week is looking like the easiest transfer in the history of fantasy football

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        1. TheHazard
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          15 years, 10 months ago

          Ah - I see - you've got a Wolves player... yeah, no-brainer 🙂

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    2. Churchill
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Adam & Varney.

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  20. Anorak
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    15 years, 10 months ago

    My attempt at a Suspension Tightrope is now updated after the games today.

    Changes as follows:
    Defoe is now banned for 3 games following his 'violent' red. He's joined by Nolan and Brunt who have both accrued 5 Yellows. Adam and Anichebe must wait until the next game to serve their existing bans.
    GCahill is the only new addition to the suspension tightrope on 4 yellows.
    There are many extra players now 2 yellows away from a ban, the new ones are Pantsil, Balotelli, Etherington, Shawcross, Bardsley, Gomes, Modric and Upson.
    KToure, Cattermole, Figueroa, HThomas and Boa Morte have now served their bans and are free to play again in GW20.

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      15 years, 10 months ago

      Great work Anorak. 🙂

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      1. Luke
        15 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers for that Anorak, never seen it before 🙂

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    2. applebonkers
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      15 years, 10 months ago

      nice work

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    3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      15 years, 10 months ago

      The yellow card limit before a suspension goes up after the 31st I think

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      1. Anorak
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        15 years, 10 months ago

        Indeed it does. You'll need 10 for a ban after that.
        Warnock (7) and Tiote (8) the only ones threatening that so far.

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    4. Chazza
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Great effort, very useful indeed. Thanks.

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  21. Drakey
    15 years, 10 months ago

    who to captain on tuesday?
    tevez or vdv

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    1. applebonkers
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      15 years, 10 months ago

      aston villa are terrible away, vdv is a hero at home. tough choice but i'd go vdv by a whisker

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      1. Drakey
        15 years, 10 months ago

        i know its a toughie, ill probs end up changing it just before the deadline. its on tevez atm

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      2. Anti-Ipswich
        15 years, 10 months ago

        But Manchester City are terrible at home. I'm tempted to make Drogba captain with Bolton at home

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    2. Chazza
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Hard choice indeed but Aston Villa have been shocking away from home and City make enough chances to score hatfuls.

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  22. Gaz Downright
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    15 years, 10 months ago

    Do you think we will see a Blackburn Rovers freefall? Last two homegames would have yielded at least three pts and a cleanie under Big Sam, no?

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    1. Chazza
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Absolutely, shocking dismissal of Big Sam and I can only see them plummetting.

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  23. Chazza
    15 years, 10 months ago

    To all of you getting VDV in..

    I know he got subbed a little early but beware a short performance from VDV, his fitness levels aren't great and he could easily do his hamstring in a tough game against Newcastle.

    I'm actually thinking of getting Gerrard in instead. Thoughts?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      15 years, 10 months ago

      good luck....

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      1. Chazza
        15 years, 10 months ago

        Thanks but what do you think on the general VDV front?

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          15 years, 10 months ago

          VDV > Gerrard in FPL.

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          1. Chazza
            15 years, 10 months ago

            Okay so it's only me worried about his fitness. We'll see soon enough 🙂

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            1. TorresMagic™
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              15 years, 10 months ago

              Is Gerrard fit? Same difference.

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  24. Leeds Lad
    15 years, 10 months ago

    who to transfer in for elmander?
    1. tevez
    2. torres
    3. someone else

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      15 years, 10 months ago

      2 because it's me even though I don't have him. 😛

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      1. Gaz Downright
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        15 years, 10 months ago

        Madness 😉

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  25. yanky
    15 years, 10 months ago

    any early news on the weather? chance of postponements?

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    1. Chazza
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Blackpool are playing away from home at long last 🙂 Hello Mr Welbeck 🙂

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      1. Anti-Ipswich
        15 years, 10 months ago

        I'm the same. Piquionne has been okay for my team but now it's Welbeck's turn

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  26. yanky
    15 years, 10 months ago

    2

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  27. Phillips
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Evening all, need some advice.

    Robinson Carson
    Kyrgiakos Samba Coleman Foley Simpson
    Nani VdV Nasri Cahill Barton
    Torres Tevez Carroll

    3.9 in the bank. 1 free transfer.

    Coleman to Kolarov?
    Cahill to Malouda?

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    1. GuyIncognito
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Samba out.

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    2. yanky
      15 years, 10 months ago

      im a fan of coleman > kolarov

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      1. Phillips
        15 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers, that was my original plan. If Chelsea look back to themselves tomorrow it might complicate things.

        Why Samba out? Stripped of captaincy but said he would have played if he was fit. Massive set piece threat.

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        1. Argive
          15 years, 10 months ago

          We can't bank on him playing at all, even if fit. There is too much uncertainty at Blackburn right now.

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  28. GuyIncognito
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Is VDV actually going to start the next two games? You'd think Harry might think he can rest him against Fulham at least.

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    1. yanky
      15 years, 10 months ago

      possible but the consensus here is unlikely now that defoe is banned next 3

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    2. TheHazard
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      15 years, 10 months ago

      Maybe, but with Defoe suspended I'm not so sure - and seeing him taken off after 60 mins is encouraging too.

      I'd be surprised if he didn't start both, but as with today, he might not play the whole 90.

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      1. GuyIncognito
        15 years, 10 months ago

        ty, at this rate he'll probably score three times against Fulham inside 20 minutes.

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      2. Churchill
        15 years, 10 months ago

        Having quickly become the fulcrum of the Sp*rs side, I suspect 'arry will sub him regularly.

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  29. ssetem
    15 years, 10 months ago

    have a dilemma.

    a) hart + rooney -> reina + torres
    b) brunt + rooney -> gerrard + welbeck

    or if you have any other ideas by looking at my team 😀

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/entryhist.mc?id=1478057

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    1. Luke
      15 years, 10 months ago

      Could you just do Rooney --> Torres?

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      1. ssetem
        15 years, 10 months ago

        lol, my bad maths, yeh i could do that

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  30. George Agdgdgwngo
    15 years, 10 months ago

    anyone thinking berbs could be a decent shout, seems to be doing the business now wayne is back. would you rather have a. torres and nasri or b. berbs and gerrard.

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    1. Anti-Ipswich
      15 years, 10 months ago

      I think Wayne's assist for Berba summed up why Berba could benefit from Rooney's return. IMO, only two people can do a chip like that, and that's Wayne and Nani.

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      1. George Agdgdgwngo
        15 years, 10 months ago

        so are you saying berb could be worth it? even over torres?

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