[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
26 December 2010 1376 comments
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Evidently the collective mix of the home football clubs, the local constabulary and Mother Nature didn’t feel particularly Christmassy this Boxing day as yet again Premier League games succumbed to the weather. At least this Game Week festive cheers and merriments were quashed with (some) time on players side to make required team changes.

An hour and a half before the 11:30 am (GMT) deadline it was announced that both the Blackpool versus Liverpool game, a game which was widely tipped to be postponed,  and more surprisingly the Everton versus Birmingham game would have to be called off. The former due to a frozen pitch, a legacy of the lack of undersoil heating, and the later due to frozen pipes. Maybe these clubs were on the naughty list this Christmas. Actually maybe if they had of been they’d got a lump of coal they could have used it to heat up their damn stadiums!

Needless to say the late announcements meant last minute reschedules of Fantasy Football teams. Tim Cahill was dumped earlier than planned by many in light of his forthcoming Asia Cup dalliance, Leighton Baines was knee-jerkingly disposed of in order to field 11 players and the reserve goalkeeping situation was amended with the Ben Foster shaped hole meaning the none-playing Stockdale or Mignolet provided inadequate support.

What made it worse was that Captain poll favourite Nani, with 35% of the vote, was no where to be seen – not even on the bench. Chat of flu during the week may go some way to account for his absence but the explanations that he was either receiving a rest in light of the hectic Christmas schedule or attending a Michael Jackson (Thriller era) lookalike convention may also have held true. With Manchester United’s next game coming this Tuesday, Nani owners will be sweating on his fitness and inclusion. Check back to Team News and the Twitter feed on the site to keep up to date with all information.

The key Knee Jerk today was surely the returning Rafael Van Der Vaart. There was a concern this week that the Dutchman may not be risked given his recent spate of injury problems, however, owners will be thankful he did with a two goal contribution seeing to Tottenham Hotspur’s 2-1 away victory over Aston Villa. Once again “Rafa” outshone Fantasy Football rival, but Spurs teammate, Gareth Bale.

The Welshman is owned by a staggering 55.6% of players- surely the single largest act of collective blind faith in Fantasy Football history. Van Der Vaart has only 18.8% ownership in comparison but even with his injury problems has contributed a significantly larger amount of points per game this season. Continual frustration for owners of the Welshman lies in the fact that he always seems to “assist” the player who assists Van Der Vaart. Surely more and more owners will be looking to switch to the Dutchman, either from Bale or as a replacement for the departing Tim Cahill. Given his recent injuries however, whether Rafa can play three to four games on the spin would have to be questioned.

  1. kroky
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    because he might not be taken out. kyriagos did not play either

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    1. Syd.
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      are you for real

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        oh lord. call the nurse

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  2. KDB > Henderson
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    my team for this weekend was:

    Hart
    Kolarov Foley Tamas Vidic
    Nasri Nani Nolan
    Tevez Carroll Elmander

    i captained nani but who will the captainsy go to coz he didnt play? (hopefully tevez)
    i have it set to form

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      You probably should have done value.

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    2. bossa
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      On form it will go to Caroll

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    3. CRUSHER
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      Carroll had better form than Tevez.

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    4. wirahussein
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      ur captain will be nasri 7.7 compare to caroll 7.0

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  3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    what a f*cking awesome day!

    62 points with nasri captain to play, jumped from 118k to 56k overall, 1k for december, extended my lead in my main mini league, jumped top of another

    mega!!

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Tomorrow will be the day you go backwards.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        whatever

        i am loving this shit!

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          shit! you cant say that!!! Ban HIm pelase!!!!!

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            +100

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              eat my shit

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              1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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                BANNNN HIIMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                youre an awful little bitch dan, claling for bans for people all the time. Like i said, fat kid that ratted out all his mates as a kid. A pox on you.

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                1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                  hahaha what the hell are you on about you nutter!

                  a pox on me?!

                  god loves a fruit

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                  1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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                    thats why you screw melons

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                  2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                    have you been drinking the toilet-duck again?

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                2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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                  quack-quack

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                  1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                    i suppose your breath smells fresh now at least...

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  4. Bigbars
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    I have 1.7m in he kitty. Thinking of ditching Jaaskelainen for Gordon so I have sunderland coverage for their home run, then G Cahill for Ferreira as they are miserly at home, which will then free up some money in time for the liverpool runin, then the plan is either to ship malouda for Gerrard or Tevez for Torres.. any thoughts ?

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  5. Tuncaybackwards
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    Terrible week. Came here to find someone who's done worse lol.

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    1. Blue Teets
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      Defoe (c). Thankyou.

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      1. Tuncaybackwards
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        Let's be friends.

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      2. Well you know, Triffic
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        DAMN

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      3. Long Live King Eric
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        Why would you captain Defoe??

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  6. Number 5
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    hi guys, would u lose N'zog or MGP.....to get VDV in??

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    1. Syd.
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      MGP as blackburn are is disarray

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      1. Syd.
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        in

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    2. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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      Would do MGP to VDV...Blackburns fixtures getting less attractive than their style of Football. Also in a bit of dissaray in general.

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  7. Syd.
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    "in"

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  8. bossa
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    Tchoyi or Yaya in?????????

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    1. Blue Teets
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      Bale

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  9. noonan357
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    Got lost on last page.

    2 free transfers:
    Thinking of
    1)Downing and elmander out,Nzogbia and carroll in.
    2)Cahill out and vdv in(not sure if he will feature on tuesday) and one from no.1.
    Any useful thoughts welcome?
    Thanks in advance

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    1. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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      As a Zog owner i'd recommend Etherington instead. Set piece taker for Stoke is particularly useful.

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  10. Chris Finch - squeal piggy …
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    Very early days, but thinking about if I need to make any changes for next weekend. I have two free transfers. Any thoughts? (0.5mil in the bank)

    Robinson
    Kolarov Rafael Coleman Konchesky
    Nasri Nani Cahill
    Tevez Torres Welbeck

    Bench: Carson, Bale, N'Zogbia, Simpson.

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    1. jamlove
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      bale out vdv in and get rid of simpson

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  11. bossa
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    Is Kolarov the best defender under 6m to get(already have United cover)for the coming weeks???

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    1. Syd.
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      Look at sunderland

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      1. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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        and L'pool

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  12. thehodge
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    Just did Vidic to Rafael to free up some cash.
    Team for this week:
    Robinson
    Coleman Kolarov Rafael
    Nani Vdv Cahill Nasri
    Bent Carroll Tevez(C)
    Subs: Foster Kyriakos Enrique Brunt
    Thinking of taking a 4 point hit to do:
    A. Bent to Torres
    B. Cahill to Lampard
    Is it worth a 4 point hit or should I just leave it as it is?

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    1. GuyIncognito
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      I think Cahill is going to annihilate West Ham. West Ham can't handle the aerial threat.

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  13. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    those bonus points have to have been meant for davies today...odemwingie was at times diabolical- just rewatching now

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      I'd love you to be right. You've got my hopes up now! A plague on your house.

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  14. Long Live King Eric
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    I think it would be foolish of me If I didn't invest in some Liverpool players over the course of the next month or so, with their immediate run of fixtures looking particularly attractive. But this begs the question, who looks most likely to start most games?

    If I knew they'd start every game I'd take either Konchesky or Kyriagkos but both are rotation risks. Is it worth paying a bit more to buy Glen Johnson do you think? Any help would be appreciated. Thank you.

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    1. mullenlad
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      Probs Konchesky, thats who I'm looking at.

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  15. Steve
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    I reckon bringing Torres in is a good move. Who do you think i should ship out to make way, Tevez or Drogba?

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
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      Neither.

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      1. Steve
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        I think Drog has to go based on form, but Che have a nice run and Drog can't be muck for much longer can he?

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        1. Well you know, Triffic
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          Yeah, I'm bringing Drogba in after Arsenal.

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  16. kroky
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    is etherington injured now?

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    1. Syd.
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      out for 2 months

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  17. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    mind you, odem is gonna tear blackburn a new one this week. id get him in for a hit if i didnt have 5 midfielders i wanna play

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  18. Rojo's Modern Life
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    Watching the MOTD highlights, it is now easy to see why Odemwingie was rated the second best player on the pitch.

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  19. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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    is jaaskeleinen > gordon worth a 4pt hit

    cant c him or foster keeping cleans for a few weeks

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    1. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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      Both got poor fixtures but people will tell you never to take a 4 point hit on a keeper. They just don't score enough points to justify it. Stick with Foster.

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    2. jamlove
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      get reina in somehow two double gameweeks coming up and easy enough games = no better option

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    3. bossa
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      No because even if Gordon keeps a clean sheet it wont be justified.

      Id just play Foster he will make a lot of saves against his old club.

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  20. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    actually, once odem is fighting fit for tuesday, ill be taking a hit getting davies out and ill be benching nani.
    Blackburn are on a downward spiral, and its time to feed on the carcass i reckon

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      benching a rested nani?

      brave man

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        away from home, birm will set up for defense, he'll be tired too getting over the flu. worth a punt i reckon

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    2. Fancy Feet
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      odem is my move as well, I think its better than the other options at the moment

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  21. KDB > Henderson
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    thinkin of gettin rid of cahill for vdv if he has no more games.
    does cahill have any more games before the asia cup?

    and how long will nani be injured?

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    1. Syd.
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      2 & 0

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  22. jamlove
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    Does it seem bizarre to anyone that only one Bolton player got a bonus point and that Obinthingy got 2 bonuses with all his missed chances?

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    1. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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      Bonuses are only bizarre when they are accurate. Anything else would be classed as normal

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  23. noonan357
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    did nzog and carroll both leave the pitch injury free today.

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  24. trisonetwo
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    brunt picked up his 5th yellow, is he banned for the 28th? cant find any confirmation of this yet.

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    1. Syd.
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      yes

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  25. Syd.
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    I can't believe that I transferred salcido in today..

    I have now transferred him back out..

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  26. Egg noodle
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    Fabs or Malouda for the next 5 GWs (i really want malouda! cuz im tired of fabs being not worth the cash)

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    1. Syd.
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      Gerrard

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    2. jamlove
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      if I were you I'd do something about Balettei (however you spell him)

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      1. Egg noodle
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        im doing balotelli>torres but to fund that i can either do
        A) fabs>malouda, or
        B) elmander>varney
        therefore i asked.

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        1. jamlove
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          i dont know but malouda hasn't been doing anything for ages, have you got vdv cause he's cheap enough and great

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          1. Egg noodle
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            had 2 free transfers, already done arshavin to vdv 😆

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        2. tazri
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          hey mihir. nani didnt play so RvP comes in anyway. 😆

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          1. Egg noodle
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            good thing, i too am hoping for an arsenal victory! fabs(C) and arshavin left.

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  27. andy85wsm
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    Been out all day eating and drinking. Not a bad team score to come back to, the only annoying thing was bringing in Dempsey for Etuhu last minute which just cost me 4 points which sucks. Why did he go off after 52? injured?

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    1. Syd.
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      He was shit

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  28. CK
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    Lads, I gotta make my 2 free transfers now for Tuesdays deadline as I am away in morning for a few days.

    2 transfers..

    Al-habsi/krul
    Kolarov, Koncheskey, Coleman, Cahill, Nelson
    Bale, Fabregas, Cahill, Nani, Adam
    Tevez, Carroll, Elmander

    2.2 million

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    1. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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      Firstly VDV, secondly some Chelsea cover for a 'rejuvenated' side with good fixtures?

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    2. bossa
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      Bale to VDV.
      Cahill to Rafael

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      1. CK
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        Thanks lads. I have a feeling VdV will be rested given the small gap between today and next game and he is just back from injury.

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        1. jamlove
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          I disagree

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    3. wirahussein
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      Fabregas>Gerard
      Bale>VDV

      and 2 more games change cahill>malouda

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  29. tazri
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    hey guys

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    1. mullenlad
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      You still on here boasting mate?

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      1. tazri
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        does 'hey guys' sound like boasting to you?

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        1. mullenlad
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          It wasn't in relation to that comment.

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          1. tazri
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            ok so now everytime i say anything your going to ask me that question?

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            1. mullenlad
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              Its a light hearted comment as I was on earlier and saw you talking abut your great score lol. I had to type it somewhere! I'm not on your case dude.

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              1. Egg noodle
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                😆 +1

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              2. tazri
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                well you could have put a smiley thing to show that. how else would i have known.

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                1. thehodge
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                  You should have put a question mark at the end of that. How else would he have known? 🙂

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                  1. tazri
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                    ahhhh. i dont think you guys will ever let this go.

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                2. mullenlad
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                  Maybe the benefit of the doubt.

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    2. tazri
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      few points from MOTD today.
      -wow united have really stepped up a gear, although it was at home. i think valencia might ruin the flow of things when he gets back.
      - i accept the odemwengie bonus now. but he did waste a lot.
      - did anyone see that santa with the boobs in the wolves game?
      -what were the bananas about in the wolves game?

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  30. Syd.
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    Cook is gone.. Cue the usual collapse

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    1. maglia rosa
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      have faith dear boy

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      1. Syd.
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        Wait for it...

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        1. maglia rosa
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          great pink floyd pic btw

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          1. Syd.
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            Thank you 😉

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