[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
26 December 2010 1376 comments
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Evidently the collective mix of the home football clubs, the local constabulary and Mother Nature didn’t feel particularly Christmassy this Boxing day as yet again Premier League games succumbed to the weather. At least this Game Week festive cheers and merriments were quashed with (some) time on players side to make required team changes.

An hour and a half before the 11:30 am (GMT) deadline it was announced that both the Blackpool versus Liverpool game, a game which was widely tipped to be postponed,  and more surprisingly the Everton versus Birmingham game would have to be called off. The former due to a frozen pitch, a legacy of the lack of undersoil heating, and the later due to frozen pipes. Maybe these clubs were on the naughty list this Christmas. Actually maybe if they had of been they’d got a lump of coal they could have used it to heat up their damn stadiums!

Needless to say the late announcements meant last minute reschedules of Fantasy Football teams. Tim Cahill was dumped earlier than planned by many in light of his forthcoming Asia Cup dalliance, Leighton Baines was knee-jerkingly disposed of in order to field 11 players and the reserve goalkeeping situation was amended with the Ben Foster shaped hole meaning the none-playing Stockdale or Mignolet provided inadequate support.

What made it worse was that Captain poll favourite Nani, with 35% of the vote, was no where to be seen – not even on the bench. Chat of flu during the week may go some way to account for his absence but the explanations that he was either receiving a rest in light of the hectic Christmas schedule or attending a Michael Jackson (Thriller era) lookalike convention may also have held true. With Manchester United’s next game coming this Tuesday, Nani owners will be sweating on his fitness and inclusion. Check back to Team News and the Twitter feed on the site to keep up to date with all information.

The key Knee Jerk today was surely the returning Rafael Van Der Vaart. There was a concern this week that the Dutchman may not be risked given his recent spate of injury problems, however, owners will be thankful he did with a two goal contribution seeing to Tottenham Hotspur’s 2-1 away victory over Aston Villa. Once again “Rafa” outshone Fantasy Football rival, but Spurs teammate, Gareth Bale.

The Welshman is owned by a staggering 55.6% of players- surely the single largest act of collective blind faith in Fantasy Football history. Van Der Vaart has only 18.8% ownership in comparison but even with his injury problems has contributed a significantly larger amount of points per game this season. Continual frustration for owners of the Welshman lies in the fact that he always seems to “assist” the player who assists Van Der Vaart. Surely more and more owners will be looking to switch to the Dutchman, either from Bale or as a replacement for the departing Tim Cahill. Given his recent injuries however, whether Rafa can play three to four games on the spin would have to be questioned.

  1. TommyK
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    Here we go.......

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  2. stilicho
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    Where are all those guys who said it was best to wait for next week on VdV?

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    1. Syd.
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      never take advice on this forum

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      1. Lucky_2010
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        hello syd, tend to agree with you lol it's for advice only BUT not necessary to followed exactly what other said, sometimes we need own judgement and mostly importantly fairly base your luck too ...

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    2. Zod
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      Hope you go out the cup.

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    3. stilicho
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      I will, who cares?

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    4. Ella
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      Why? They gave their opinions. More fool anybody who mistakes opinion for fact

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      1. stilicho
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        I was arguing the opposite, humour me with this one pissed gloat, I'm usually less of a cock

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        1. Ella
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          Haha, ok

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    5. Smarty Pants
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      I didn't say this but I was thinking this. Lost on my transfer VdV to Dempsey |3+1-16| = 12 points. Gutted!

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    6. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      i was one of them, put my hand up too. Any more questions? Have you a point?

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      1. stilicho
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        Yes, when was the last time you woke up next to someone who makes you happy? You've always been too vituperative for someone who doesn't link their team.

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          stick it up your perspicacious hole you complete fcuking hingsight loving cock-knocker.

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          1. stilicho
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            ...and a happy new year 🙂

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        2. jamlove
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          I learnt a new word good comment +1

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  3. Syd.
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    Brussel sprouts do stink after a day

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  4. michaelington
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    Bale to VdV
    Lee to Barton for a 4 point hit or should I wait till next week?
    Cant make up my mind!

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    1. jamlove
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      if you want rid of Lee why not do that this week and wait on the Bale to VDV transfere, cause Bale could easily go on and score a brace and VDV might not even play cause he's only coming back fron injury

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    2. wirahussein
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      go for bale>VDV

      LEE> albrighton or Nzog

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  5. ShadyGooner
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    Thinking of doing Cahill-> VDV. Should I?

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  6. cjjashton88
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    Etherington, N'Zogbia, MGP or Cahill out for VDV?

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    1. mullenlad
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      NZogbia

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    2. jamlove
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      wait a week and get rid of Cahill? or MGP his time looks up

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  7. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    LITTLE nugget here on Agger

    http://www.eatsleepsport.com/liverpool/potters-ace-linked-to-reds-1138083.html

    looks like kyrg might be ok for during the week- might bench vidic for him....wud anyone else?

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    1. Egg noodle
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      funny how nobodys interested

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      1. thehodge
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        Cheers RBJ. Good find.

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      2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        well Mihir, funny how you commented on it when you werent interested. I dont give a shit whos interested, i put it up for anyone who its relevant to. so stick it you little turd

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      Not sure I'd bench Vidic RBJ not against Birmingham, mercifully I have loads of players I can bench and not miss them. Thanks for info,just didn't think to reply.I'm trying to make up my mind on Nani to VDV and Bent to Berbs.

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        jesus, not bent out with that fixture!!!

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          Thanks RBJ, I'll give him one more chance.

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  8. trisonetwo
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    tbh harry could easily have rested him until 65mins, and give him a quick run out - i bet the same people that got vdv in soon after injury come back did the same with walcott and fell on there arses 🙂

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    1. andy85wsm
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      nope, I've not once had Walcott and never will

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  9. SuperDorrans
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    You don't know how frustrating it was to watch us on MOTD, how we didn't win that game is beyond me. To make it worse, it looks like Odemwingie will miss Tuesday's game along with Brunt, ouch!

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    1. Syd.
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      Why will Odem miss the next game?

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      1. SuperDorrans
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        Got a knock and can't see us risking him.

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  10. TorresMagic™
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    Decided I will cop the VDV price rise. 24 hours over a 0.1 price rise seems worth it.

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    1. SuperDorrans
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      +100000000000

      I have a decent team value, I'm not going to risk it over just 0.1. Especially with the weather and the fact Nasri will be playing tomorrow night.

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    2. TommyK
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      I went the other way. Had to get him in as part of my plan.... 🙁

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  11. Camzy
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    Tevez and Van Der Vaart 🙂

    Hope Drogba cuts Arsenal a new one. I've got him (c) this week after Nani's no show. Wish I had captained Tevez...

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    1. petergriff
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      Superb GW for you as per usual Camzy, nice work! Care to share your transfer you've done this week?

      Bad luck on the captaincy, but Drogs record against Arsenal is decent I believe.

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      1. Camzy
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        Krul > Begovic.

        Short term transfer just trying to make it till January.

        At least this way, I'll have a decent keeper to play for the next few weeks.

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  12. gary the no-trash cougar
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    I'm looking rid of dempsey, best midfielder for 7.5?

    (Already have N'Zog, MGP, Nani & VDV. )

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    1. SuperDorrans
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      If I had Dempsey I'd be keeping him for another 4 weeks, get MGP out.

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    2. gary the no-trash cougar
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      Next 2 games are away to stoke and spurs, not gonna b easy matches

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      1. SuperDorrans
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        Forgot the season ends in the next two games..

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      2. Lafawnduh
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        gary the no-trash cougar. literally guffawed out loud.

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  13. PFOR
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    Adel Taarabt got the Championship equivalent of a Fabregas-esque 22 pointer 🙂

    2nd goal was amazing.

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    1. Syd.
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      He likes to showboat a bit

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      1. SuperDorrans
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        I have him in my Texaco Championship Fantasy Football team as captain, had the armband on him all season! 😀

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        1. PFOR
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          Haha I have him in my team but I think the armband is still on Bellamy. (Every year I lose interest after about 4 weeks)

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          1. SuperDorrans
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            Yeah I've never made a transfer and look at my team once every 3 months! ha

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            1. PFOR
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              Dorrans (C) all last year? 😉

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              1. SuperDorrans
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                I didn't actually do it last year, would of killed it if I did though! 🙂

                Shame I can't say the same about him this year..

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                1. PFOR
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                  Should've had one today, but Odem c*cked up.

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                  1. SuperDorrans
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                    Haha, I'm going to forget about today's game for obvious reasons. Odemwingie had a mare.

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  14. hillbillypete
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    Prob been said but how is Tevez second goal classed as his?!

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    1. jamlove
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      cause he kicked the ball, and it's hard to get a ball moving with your arse

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      1. hillbillypete
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        ive scored with my arse before!

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        1. jamlove
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          fair play

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          1. Syd.
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            takes all sorts 🙂

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  15. maglia rosa
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    too straight from siddle = runs and lots of em

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    1. maglia rosa
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      bollocks

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      1. maglia rosa
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        now then kp....come on son shine retain the ashes

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  16. tazri
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    few points from MOTD today.
    -wow united have really stepped up a gear, although it was at home. i think valencia might ruin the flow of things when he gets back.
    -i accept the odemwengie bonus now. but he did waste a lot.
    -did anyone see that santa with the boobs in the wolves game?
    -what were the bananas about in the wolves game?

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    1. PFOR
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      How would Valencia 'ruin the flow of things'? He gives us more width and more ways of playing, and contributes a lot to the team.

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      1. tazri
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        seeing as how good utd are the moment, if you start adding players to the mix, something may go wrong. united were playing one touch football then, valencia doesnt do that. he takes the ball and runs with it then crosses.

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        1. PFOR
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          One touch football was because of how poor Sunderland were. It won't be the same against tougher opposition. Giggs' time is limited, Park can only do so much, and Obertan is a bit of a donkey. I can't wait for Tony to come back.

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          1. tazri
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            giggs is amazing. park can do alot more than just run. yes obertan is a monkey

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      2. PFOR
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        But yeah the bananas were hilarious 😆

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  17. Syd.
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    Oh shit.. 2 down but this is fun..

    http://twitpic.com/3k1alc

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    1. maglia rosa
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      yeah the aussie press have been a constant source of amusement in recent weeks lols lols

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  18. Phillips
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    Tevez captain over VdV this week?
    Not sure how long VdV will get, although with Defoe out it looks like his playing time just went up.

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  19. kroky
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    kyriagos could rake in the points if he plays. clean sheets and lethal in the box,could pick up a goal or two. im def hangin on to him. was thinkin of swappin him out for rafael. thanks for the info roysbrotherjohnson

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    1. Syd.
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      Just type "RBJ" in future...

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    2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      no problemo

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  20. TommyK
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    let's face it- when england inevitably do collapse to 250 all out that's still more than enough! 😀

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      😀

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    2. maglia rosa
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      lets hope so....but so much more fun when the aussies get their noses rubbed in it sorry torres im bitter after the last 20 yrs of drubbings

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  21. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    who would you bench out of my team for gw 20

    i will be taking elmander out for tevez, so this gives:

    vidic, kolarov, coleman, huth
    nasri, nani, vdv, nzogbia
    torres, tevez, carroll

    simpson and brunt are benched already so i am stuck on the final place out of the above players!

    cheers folks

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    1. Syd.
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      one of the one's beginning with "n"

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        haha thanks!

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    2. AntonyJ
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      I reckon id bench Nzogbia if i were you mate.. I know he had a stormer against arsenal last year, but its still a well tough fixture for Wigan so dont see him doing too much!
      hope that helps 🙂

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        it did help until the arsenal fixture was brought into the issue!!

        how do you people remember what he did last year?!!

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  22. kroky
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    thanks for that syd. you really are a wise lad. keep it up

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    1. Syd.
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      You should also try hitting the reply button in future 😉

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  23. SuperDorrans
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    Decided that if I don't get in VDV this week and keep Cahill & Nasri, I'll put money on him to score in 90 mins anyway to sooth the pain of not transferring him in if he does score! 😀

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  24. kroky
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    id leave nzogbia out man. just my opinion

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      i know, that was my thought but he's at home and a bit of a bp magnet and he'll be trying hard against the gunners surely

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      1. SuperDorrans
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        Last year he got like 13 points against Arsenal at home. Lots of people benched him, I think benching N'Zogbia at the DW is crazy.

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          you said it SD

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  25. teddy.
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    Who's likely to get more out of West Brom vs Blackburn - MGP or Tchoyi?

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    1. tazri
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      MGP

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    2. Zod
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      The Baggie looks in good form and MGP is in a team headed for the Championship, southern fried.

      Tricky one.

      MGP.

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  26. kroky
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    thanks again syd.cheers

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    1. Syd.
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      use the fookin reply button you halfwit

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      1. kroky
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        who you callin a halfwit ya prick?

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        1. megatronaldinho
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          huh,thought that was a tongue-in-cheek RBJism

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        2. Syd.
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          congrats..

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  27. Crushing_It
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    When is the wildcard window?

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    1. tazri
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      GW22 to GW27

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  28. jamlove
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    What if you have 3 liverpool players and huth and then huth goes to liverpool? what happens can you play only three but have 4 anyway? anyone know the answer?

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      you have 4 until you transfer one of them. who would want 4 liverpool pl;yers though! 🙂

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      1. jamlove
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        thank you, no I wouldn't want 4 liverpool players but then they do have two double game weeks coming up,

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    2. SuperDorrans
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      Basically, and you won't be able to make another transfer until you get rid of a Liverpool player.

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    3. Syd.
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      You can play all 4 of them but if you need to make a transfer you will be forced to transfer a liverpool player out

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    4. Namtab Nomolos
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      I asked a similar Q earlier and was told you can keep the 4 and play them, but you can't make any transfers until you get rid of one.

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      1. jamlove
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        🙂

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  29. tazri
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    hey where was odemwengie in the world cup for Nigeria ehh. better than martins with that miss. actually based on today he wasnt.

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    1. SuperDorrans
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      He's obviously a good player, but his finishing today was horrific, watching MOTD was incredibly frustrating. That last miss was absolutely tragic.

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      1. tazri
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        i actually thought it was quite hard to score from that.

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        1. SuperDorrans
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          Yeah but not even hit the target? The first one when he beat the offside trap wasn't any better, completely miss hit it.

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          1. tazri
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            i thought that was the big chance.

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            1. SuperDorrans
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              Maybe but he was on his weak foot..

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      2. Zod
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        Definitely good value for his two bonus.

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  30. petergriff
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    Anyone seen this site before?

    http://fantasyleague.tel/

    Looks like a fairly small operation but the guy/girl who is currently 5th in the world seems to be in charge on the website...

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/eventhist.mc?id=403114&event=19

    Since GW6, they've been always higher than 125th overall in the world, pretty impressive.

    Their captain choices seem to be decent most weeks on the website (there's a page with their thoughts on who to captain each week) plus the team they pick in the FPL has varied but generally successful captains.

    Maybe a decent tool to Buggumark people

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      pretty impressive

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      1. maglia rosa
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        yep pretty good

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    2. jamlove
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      thanks for posting that

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