[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 December 2010 1834 comments
Paul Paul
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The self-proclaimed second best player in the world will no doubt be patting himself on the back tonight following a three goal haul against Gerard Houllier’s insipid Aston Villa side in Man City‘s 4-0 Eastlands canter.

In the absence of Carlos Tevez, Mario Balotelli was given the lone striking role for Roberto Mancini’s side and his hat-trick has helped propel the club to the top of the Premier League this evening, though a draw at St Andrews tonight will reinstall Man United at the summit.

Following Tevez’s two goals and an assist at the weekend, 74,000 Fantasy Managers drafted the Argentine into their teams for this afternoon’s match but a sore hamstring meant he was benched for the entirety of the match and will have messed up more than a few team’s Fantasy captaincy decisions.

Balotelli recently grabbed the headlines for his ridiculous line in headgear but today it was all about the football, as he lived up to his own hype with a man of the match performance, albeit two of the goals against the struggling Midlands side were from the penalty spot. This was the first time the Italian has found the net since game week 11, and it’s clear a central striking role is the way to get the best out of his abilities.

However, with Tevez in control of that role when fit, Balotelli will no doubt go back to skulking from positions out wide over the next few weeks all over again. Despite his undoubted skills, this was only the second league game Balotelli has found the net in this season, a statistic which is pretty indicative of both his inconsistency under Mancini and of his unreliability as a Fantasy prospect.

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  1. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Dear Sky, can my subscription not include Jamie Redknapp please, thank you.

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Or Andy Grays computer!

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      1. Back on the horse
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        or Andy Gray flapping at the touch screen like a grandad

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    2. Disco Pat
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      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      It's in the small print as part of the sky contract - The Jamie Redknapp package is part of the basic sky package! No getting rid of him.

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  2. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    31 with konchesky and Torres(c)

    this could go well...then again it cud go sh*t

    i have to place my hopes in liverpool -_-

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    1. GabrielSpurs
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      32 with Konch and Torres(c) 😉

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      1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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        haha p*ss off

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  3. Voronin
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    13 with Torres (c), Konch, Drogba, Nasri and Foley to play. Average?

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    1. Egg noodle
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      14 with torres(C) konchesky jarvis

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  4. njfsdkffslkf
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    So anyone benching Nasri this weekend?
    Think i will. Hard fixture and could be rested.

    Its either him or Hero Coleman.

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    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      like man city i have confidence in arsenal away from home. not sure i could ever bench nasri against anyone, let alone a non big 4 side

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      1. Voronin
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        +1

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      2. njfsdkffslkf
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        But I could see Everton ekk out a draw at stoke
        The rest pick themselves.
        Gordon
        Kolarov, Rafael, Konchesky,
        Nani,Nasri,N Zogbia, VDV,
        Torres,Tevez, Berbatov

        Foster,Coleman,MGP,Simpson

        Someone will probably be rested and it wont matter.

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  5. greghammer95
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Carroll on the suspension tightrope now, lets hope he gets it Vs Wigan so he doesn't play Vs West Ham.

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    1. guyacdavies
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      sadly not as it resets after a team has played 19 games ğŸ™

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  6. That's Groß
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    i have 18 with torres(c) konchesky a.cole and n'zogbia to play. i need a miracle.

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  7. The Bandit
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Criticism of Zigic is totally unfair. Had he been the same height as a normal player it would have hit his head!
    Shamefull heightism.

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  8. hillbillypete
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Carrick 3 bonus?! r they on drugs?!

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    1. JoeWasEre
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      He saw a LOT of the ball tonight. Thought Giggs was better tho'.

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  9. Locarno
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    21 with Nzog, RVP, Foley and Torres (c) to come.

    Translation: My fourth red arrow in five weeks.

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    1. HST
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      I would say your in pretty decent shape, it's a low scoring week.

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  10. 4vets
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Carrick 3 baps. This game really is random.

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  11. lazybones18
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    EVERYTHING can be changed tommorrow with liverpool, chelsea arsenal playing eazy teams

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    1. guyacdavies
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      dont u mean liverpool bolton and arsenal playing easy teams?

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      1. For Fuchs Sake
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        Don't you mean Wolves, Bolton and Arsenal are playing easy teams?

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    2. madness
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      chelsea and liverpool poor form. arsenal lost @wigan last year..
      no easy games here!

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  12. noonan357
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    putting in vdv for cahill........now!

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  13. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone have 40+ so far?

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      1. Ghost
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        Green arrow.

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    1. Anti-Ipswich
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Probably the guy who has Lescott, Balotelli and Baird (c)

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    2. A.T
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      45 with foley to play

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    3. Back on the horse
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      40 with Konch and Foley to play

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  14. FPLord
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    massive 10 points, but Torres(c), Drogs, Nasri, N'zog and Kyrg to come. Hope of anyone to score more than my currently best player (3 points)

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  15. hillbillypete
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    23 with Captain Torres, Drogba, Ivanovic, and Konchesky. Not too bad..

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    1. Locarno
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      23 is the average.

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      1. hillbillypete
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        yep, average when most peoples captain has played

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        1. Locarno
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          15 years, 3 months ago

          Aye - it wasn't a criticism. Just noticed the average score.

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  16. applebonkers
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    hoping for a repeat of last gw where 9 rubbish scores are masked by one awesome captain score. come on drogba

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    1. 4vets
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Surely you mean Torres!

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    2. Waldaz
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Sadly +1.

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  17. everything I touch turns to…
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    how long is freaking Nani going to be out for??? he just messed me up again! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Get a real bench.

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      1. everything I touch turns to…
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        i know i hav to......i just couldnt resist bringing torres and drogs in.........and i thought Samba might be in the squad atleast! sigh

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  18. paganwinter
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    oooh i might actually win my fantasy cup tie against fricking Mr.Lollipop...
    Me: 45 with A Cole left
    Mr.Lollipop: 37 with Drogba left

    Hope this is not the week he recovers from his malaria

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    1. paganwinter
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Oh wait..i'm at 41

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      1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        i can see u losing this...

        hopefully not as i really dont wnt drogba to go ape-sh*t

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        1. paganwinter
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          15 years, 3 months ago

          No!...just No!

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          1. paganwinter
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            Got Nasri and Kyrgiakos too. Hope you are wrong about them not going to start 🙂

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  19. @FPLStrategist
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    39 with just nasri to play. With pool and Chelsea facing nice fixtures, I'm absolutely dreading tomorrow night.

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    1. everything I touch turns to…
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      mate count yourself lucky! today was terrible for me!

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  20. thehodge
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Dear Fernando Torres,
    Bag a hattrick tomorrow against a sh*t Wolves team and i will do anything for you! You will save my cup tie by doing so, so please do it or your F*Cking sh*it you piece of Cr@p!!!!!!
    Your friend,
    Hodge.

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    1. Wozza boing boing
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      I second this !!!!! cum on Fernando !!

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      1. everything I touch turns to…
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        come on Torres and save my game week!!!

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      2. Locarno
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        No thanks.

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        1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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          15 years, 3 months ago

          COME ON TORRES!!!!

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  21. People in Preston
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    1bp for Barry Ferguson? Are they joking? Excuse me, but as he's coming off my bench and this was Birmingham at home, and they got a result, I demand the maximum 3bps for him doing fcuk all except being Barry Ferguson.

    😆

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  22. Nutella
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    thank god for auto subs 😀

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  23. The Devil Wears Prada
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    for the double game week 24, how does tevez>berba sound? then i would put tevez back in for week 25

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  24. dogtanion
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Paul Galvin

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    1. noonan357
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      A legend in his own way,but not a good way!

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    2. The Devil Wears Prada
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      ?

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  25. jamsiep
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    EVERYONE scores vs Tottenham, let alone a ten man Tottenham. Playing as a lone forward and not scoring against them is a droppable offence.

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    1. thehodge
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      They had to throw a goal into the net for you guys.

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  26. thehodge
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    That could score earlier in the week completely wiped out due to my score today. I feel like crying! ğŸ™

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  27. TheOneAndOnly
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    bale>vdv.............. fml!!

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    1. mvtaylor
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      bale>vdv(c)

      fml++

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      1. Anti-Ipswich
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        +1. I feel your pain

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  28. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Green Arrow! Whoop! 😀

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    1. hillbillypete
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      not sure if u will after tomorow....

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        I think I might ... just! 🙂

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      2. TorresMagic™
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        It's not hard when you were outside the top 1000000 overall. 😉

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          I like the "were" ...

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            15 years, 3 months ago

            Gameweek isn't over.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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              Nope - very true - three to play, thank goodness! ğŸ˜

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        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Especially from an ex-Ashes holder ... 😉

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            15 years, 3 months ago

            yawn....

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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              15 years, 3 months ago

              Sleepy already, huh? 😉

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              1. TorresMagic™
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                15 years, 3 months ago

                Ashes & FPL don't have anything in common is the point.

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                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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                  Ooo-errr! 😀

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  29. hillbillypete
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    Soooo, who we all buyin tonight? Baird? Balotelli?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Torres - but not until Friday ...

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  30. Anti-Ipswich
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    I can't believe the amount of people in my league who doubled up on Fulham defenders this week. While I had Salcido who doesn't play.

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