[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 December 2010 1834 comments
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The self-proclaimed second best player in the world will no doubt be patting himself on the back tonight following a three goal haul against Gerard Houllier’s insipid Aston Villa side in Man City‘s 4-0 Eastlands canter.

In the absence of Carlos Tevez, Mario Balotelli was given the lone striking role for Roberto Mancini’s side and his hat-trick has helped propel the club to the top of the Premier League this evening, though a draw at St Andrews tonight will reinstall Man United at the summit.

Following Tevez’s two goals and an assist at the weekend, 74,000 Fantasy Managers drafted the Argentine into their teams for this afternoon’s match but a sore hamstring meant he was benched for the entirety of the match and will have messed up more than a few team’s Fantasy captaincy decisions.

Balotelli recently grabbed the headlines for his ridiculous line in headgear but today it was all about the football, as he lived up to his own hype with a man of the match performance, albeit two of the goals against the struggling Midlands side were from the penalty spot. This was the first time the Italian has found the net since game week 11, and it’s clear a central striking role is the way to get the best out of his abilities.

However, with Tevez in control of that role when fit, Balotelli will no doubt go back to skulking from positions out wide over the next few weeks all over again. Despite his undoubted skills, this was only the second league game Balotelli has found the net in this season, a statistic which is pretty indicative of both his inconsistency under Mancini and of his unreliability as a Fantasy prospect.

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  1. njfsdkffslkf
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Ouch.
    140k drop to 250k in the world 😀 😀
    Thankfully I have 16 points coming off the bench and 4 to go and el capt still.

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Slipping, sliding from 4k to 70k in four weeks. Torres may rescue me but it'll only be papering over the cracks.

      When's this next WC kick in? My team needs a rocket up its a*se.

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Ya im hoping for an upturn too.

        Im gona hold out until week 27 to play my wildcard.
        Arsenal Double gameweek.

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      2. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Are you still following me....? I'm down to 73k. ðŸ™

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        1. Locarno
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          This is getting spooky. But I'm well ahead of you. 70k compared to 73k - miles apart...

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          1. Gnu
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            946 pts , reckon you must be 47 or 48?

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            1. Locarno
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              Weird. I'm on 974. Has yours not updated?

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              1. Gnu
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 2 months ago

                I'm an Erse..... that was before this gw. 966 with Coleman to come on. Actually 90k at present.Ooops.

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            2. Locarno
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              Nah, you're 966. 90k.

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  2. mvtaylor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    30 points (Nani -> MGP)

    Still left:
    Essien
    Terry
    Torres
    Nasri
    Konchesky

    So... fairly happy... now... my 8 point hit transfers for the week...

    Vidic->Rafael (+1)
    A Cole->Terry (???)
    Elmander->Torres (???)
    Bale->VDV (FML)

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      so ur on 22

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    2. BertUK
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      3 of your transfers were to get players from the same team who play in the same, or a very similar position. Inspired!

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      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Oh dear.....

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        1. mvtaylor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Needed the cash for Torres and VDV... Was so close to swapping out Cashley for a non-Chelsea defender but they have to pull it back soon surely... surely???

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  3. Fancy Feet
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Guy was Onuoha's injury serious enough to sell?

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  4. The Gambler.
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    This fpl game is a joke.

    Whats up with Nani and Kolorov?

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    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Fcuk all... Both rested by their respective managers

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  5. thehodge
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Trailing by 16 points in my cup tie.
    Me: Torres(C),Nasri and Kyriakos
    Him: Torres,Arshavin and A.Cole
    Thoughts? I dont think its impossible!

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Anything is possible.

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      1. thehodge
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        I'm clutching at straws. I thoguht i could win it! 😉

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  6. ViperStripes
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    I've not been on for a few games - why did Nani not play the last 2 games - is it time to get rid?

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    1. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      *games = days

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    2. Churchill
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Hip injury. Wait for further news.

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  7. Cook Long, Brown Baker Bunn
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Was Timmy Cahill's last game before he leaves for the Asia Cup?

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    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      He will play in the stoke game

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    2. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      New Years day is his last game

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  8. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Got a BIG FOOKIN RED ARROW ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ ....

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  9. cian coll
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    15 years, 2 months ago

    that cheeky decision to put bale as captain worked.....43pts,delighted. 😀

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  10. Abstruse
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    45 points from the last 3 GW's and I'm barely in the top 250k

    I REALLY NEED THAT WILDCARD.

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    1. Abstruse
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      *55 😀

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    2. BONZ
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      i dropped from 45k now 318k......not be so low in 4 years - i blame this fking snow. I ad 1 player the other week & I will never recover ðŸ™

      15pts this week but 6 to play.....3 liverpool now tho!

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  11. Mr Smith
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    31 with N'Zogbia, Kyriakos and El Nino to go. Coming back down to earth with a thud after the jubilation of last GW. Damn that late Brum goal really killed it.

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  12. JWF
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Nice big Red Arrow undoing all of last gameweek's good work. Roll on a Torres rampage... pleeeease

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  13. dave_the_bear
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Lads, what happened to Steven Ireland?

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    1. BONZ
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      went bald - all his strength gone kinda like Torres!

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Nah - he just got fat!!!

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  14. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Bring on the WC, I need to sort my defence including keepers out, quite happy with the rest of the bunch. Still got my original WC for the run in 🙂

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    1. cian coll
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      ur team is shit

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      1. Houdini
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Honesty is the best policy.

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        • For Fuchs Sake
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          You are shit!

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    2. Ronny17
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      11 points. What a shambles. No Tevez, no Kolorov. Drogs needs a hattrick tmrw or I'm f*cked

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      1. cian coll
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        im better then you!

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        1. For Fuchs Sake
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Not at English you're not, it's 'than', not 'then'.

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          1. kroky
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            haha! what an idiot

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    3. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Finally back in the top 10K, only Torres can get me out again. ðŸ™

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Well, I for one, would like to wish you luck tomorrow! 🙂

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        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Hex on Torres then....

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            Torres will score two against Bolton, imo - but none tomorrow ...

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      2. cian coll
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        hahaha.....king torres i say good squire

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      3. Abstruse
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Ironic. 😀

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      4. BONZ
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Sorry m8.......you name indicates that at heart you really wanna see FT go to town with an Hat Trick 2moro 🙂

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        1. Abstruse
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          It's 1 word, 2 T's.
          Get it right 🙂

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          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            Name change will hopefully be correct for the Wolves game. 😉

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            1. Abstruse
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              Hattrick Studios inspired my name, they produce Father Ted. Look it up -.-

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    4. kroky
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      11 with torres(C) nasri cashley kyriagos to play. great week!

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      1. Philman
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Reckon Kyrgi will start?

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    5. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      VDV to rise tonight...

      That will be 3 consecutive days that he has risen he price...

      Surely this has to be a FPL record????

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      1. Philman
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        I was asking the same last night. Glad I got him before the first price rise.

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    6. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Ah well, I'll know next year. When the weather gets nasty, LEAVE MY F*CKING TEAM ALONE.

      Getting rid of the injured VDV, Tevez and Fabs and replacing them with players who sat out the snow was pure genius...

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    7. Fancy Feet
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Was Onuoha’s injury serious enough to sell?

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      1. cian coll
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        twas only a calf strain....he'll be back on the dancefloor by tomorrow

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    8. Ninjaa
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      is there any way you can tell if someone in your league has got value or form for emergency capt

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      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Yes... Ask them 😉

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        1. Ninjaa
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          haha brilliant.

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      2. Ringo
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        I've been trying to look at that. I guess not!

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        1. Syd.
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          It can't be done.. Only way is to ask them..

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    9. DublinDude
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      How do you know that pthis season is going sh*te?
      When your rival who notoriously is sh*t and is a Man Utd fan with a team named "Principles" meaning he does not pick Arsenal, liverpool, Chelsea and now extending to Man City players, has just overtaken you in your league.
      I also forgot to mention I spent 12.50 to have access to all the stats I want and spend hours every week looking at this site!

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      1. Ringo
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Mwuhahahaha.....

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      2. cian coll
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        15 years, 2 months ago

        you have to be cool to do well...simples

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        1. hillbillypete
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          sometimes you can overthink it

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    10. celtic10000
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      ughhh fabs suspended , nani, tevez, kolorov, ameobi, and samba rested. need my emergency (c) nasri to RAPE....

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      1. cian coll
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        indeed....nasri does RAPE

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    11. hillbillypete
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      sold Drogba for Tevez...it feels good

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    12. cian coll
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      come on...glad i captained chris baird this morning! 😀

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      1. hillbillypete
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        bale wasnt a bad choice either

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        1. cian coll
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          shush 😉

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    13. Philman
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Anyone think Malouda might not play tomorrow. Maybe Kakuta instead?

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      1. cian coll
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        ancellotti is starting kalou

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        1. kroky
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          your a buddy of his yeah?

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          1. cian coll
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            not really like...i slept over in his tuscan villa and played xbox with him all night one time ...kinda friendly so i suppose 😀

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            1. kroky
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              lol!

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      2. For Fuchs Sake
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Possible, Malouda subbed after 55 minutes of Arse game. Hope he is because I got him out for VDV.

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        1. cian coll
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          malouda is an absolute pain to watch.....needs everyone alse to do the work for him

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    14. BertUK
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      You mean Bale? Unless you're linking to somebody else's team?

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      1. For Fuchs Sake
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Think he was joking Bert

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        1. dave_the_bear
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Gretel though?

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        2. alsybach
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          come on Bert get with the program!!!!

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          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            Sesame Street?

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    15. alsybach
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      I know its a bit shit but I would dearly love to get the 10 points sitting on my bench in the shape of mr. Coleman.......what are the chances of either.....
      DROGBA
      SKERTL
      NASRI
      or
      NZOGBIA

      NOT playing????.......after transferring Berbatov out for Darren Bent THIS MORNING and Tevez and Kolerov out, I am having a MARE!!!!!!!!

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      1. For Fuchs Sake
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Not great I'm afraid.

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    16. SuperDorrans
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      Really worth getting VDV in this week? He doesn't have great fixtures..

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      1. For Fuchs Sake
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        15 years, 2 months ago

        They're not too bad though, and I reckon he can score or assist against anyone.

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        1. kroky
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          +1

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    17. cian coll
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      i kissed charles n'zogbia!!!

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      1. alsybach
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        15 years, 2 months ago

        where?

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        1. cian coll
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          all over baby 😉

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