[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 December 2010 1834 comments
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The self-proclaimed second best player in the world will no doubt be patting himself on the back tonight following a three goal haul against Gerard Houllier’s insipid Aston Villa side in Man City‘s 4-0 Eastlands canter.

In the absence of Carlos Tevez, Mario Balotelli was given the lone striking role for Roberto Mancini’s side and his hat-trick has helped propel the club to the top of the Premier League this evening, though a draw at St Andrews tonight will reinstall Man United at the summit.

Following Tevez’s two goals and an assist at the weekend, 74,000 Fantasy Managers drafted the Argentine into their teams for this afternoon’s match but a sore hamstring meant he was benched for the entirety of the match and will have messed up more than a few team’s Fantasy captaincy decisions.

Balotelli recently grabbed the headlines for his ridiculous line in headgear but today it was all about the football, as he lived up to his own hype with a man of the match performance, albeit two of the goals against the struggling Midlands side were from the penalty spot. This was the first time the Italian has found the net since game week 11, and it’s clear a central striking role is the way to get the best out of his abilities.

However, with Tevez in control of that role when fit, Balotelli will no doubt go back to skulking from positions out wide over the next few weeks all over again. Despite his undoubted skills, this was only the second league game Balotelli has found the net in this season, a statistic which is pretty indicative of both his inconsistency under Mancini and of his unreliability as a Fantasy prospect.

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  1. SMOOTH
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Is it wise to do drogba to Berba to get him in before the rise plus collect Manu players before gw24

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  2. SMOOTH
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    15 years, 9 months ago

    I meant to do it tonight.

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  3. BHAFC BOB
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Well i will get definitely get VDV next week after cahill goes, but should i do it now instead? or do you think cahill will score highly against stoke?

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  4. Locarno
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Jamiesp still awake? Got a Chelsea question for him.

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    1. Shakey
      15 years, 9 months ago

      He should be, he's a cricket fan.

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  5. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
    15 years, 9 months ago

    For the cup:

    Me: Drogba Konchesky Nasri

    vs

    Him: Walcott Chamakh Ivanovic +5

    Please tell me that I have a chance/ a decent chance of progressing

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      15 years, 9 months ago

      No chance.

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      1. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
        15 years, 9 months ago

        Cheers for the vote of confidence 😉

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          15 years, 9 months ago

          Thanks for the post of the night. 😉

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          1. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
            15 years, 9 months ago

            Aha RMTs and RMC (rate my chances) are the most enjoyable post to read...

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      2. Locarno
        15 years, 9 months ago

        I dunno. There's a chance Walcott or Chamakh will be benched. Drogba scores, Konchesky CS against the woeful Wolves, Nasri a few points... he's laughing.

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          15 years, 9 months ago

          The point being the post was useless. Too many of these around with the Fantasy Cup. Of course he could win.

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          1. Abstruse
            15 years, 9 months ago

            It's not like there's limited space on the website. Posts are Posts. 😛

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            1. TorresMagic™
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              15 years, 9 months ago

              Quality is better than quantity. We have enough "taz" posts as it is.

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              1. tazri
                15 years, 9 months ago

                nice one. 😆

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          2. Locarno
            15 years, 9 months ago

            Fair enough. I don't actually have a problem with RMTs and RMCs. Lots of people finding the site and looking for advice.

            Having said that, anyone TAKING that advice needs their bloody head read....

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            1. TorresMagic™
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              15 years, 9 months ago

              It's all good. Of the 1145 comments to the article, how many are useful to most FFS users? Plenty of MU game posts of course but outside those? Daily score with players left = yawn-a-thon.

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              1. tazri
                15 years, 9 months ago

                one could argue that your and indeed this post are useless too.

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              2. Locarno
                15 years, 9 months ago

                Then don't read them. How many of your posts are that interesting? Most of them simply slag off other people's questions.

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                1. Locarno
                  15 years, 9 months ago

                  Christ. Taz and I agree on something.

                  I'm going outside, gentlemen. I may be some time...

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                  1. tazri
                    15 years, 9 months ago

                    ots ok mate. we all get those moments in life. i feel your pain.

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        2. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Makes me feel good as it is me who has Drogba Konchesky and Nasri 😀

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    2. michaelington
      15 years, 9 months ago

      yes, the drog will do the business tomorrow

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      1. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
        15 years, 9 months ago

        Yes cmon the Drog!

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  6. kroky
    15 years, 9 months ago

    who would you rather for the next four or five gws. slimeatov or carroll

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    1. tazri
      15 years, 9 months ago

      carroll

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    2. michaelington
      15 years, 9 months ago

      probs berbs, got a double coming up

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    3. Syd.
      15 years, 9 months ago

      cantona

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      1. tazri
        15 years, 9 months ago

        got good fixtures coming up, a double, playing further forward. also plays well when VDS is playing. totally agree

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  7. tazri
    15 years, 9 months ago

    its funny how the website suddenly changes to talk about cricket at 12.00.

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    1. Syd.
      15 years, 9 months ago

      bedtime for you then 😉

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      1. tazri
        15 years, 9 months ago

        yeh i know. need to get up early birds to practice new ways of annoying people.

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      2. Abstruse
        15 years, 9 months ago

        ''The Village Idiot''

        Pahahahahahaha 😀

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        1. tazri
          15 years, 9 months ago

          i sir am a civilised young gentlemen.

          http://isportacus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Village_Idiot.jpg

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        2. TorresMagic™
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          15 years, 9 months ago

          Time for Taz to change his username? Not sure he could manage it though. 😉

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          1. tazri
            15 years, 9 months ago

            i'm happy for the reputation i've built up. bot bad for a gameweek's worth.

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            1. tazri
              15 years, 9 months ago

              🙂 that says bot bad.

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  8. Henry Hill
    15 years, 9 months ago

    When is Tim cahill off to the Asia Cup?

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    1. Shipstontrev
      15 years, 9 months ago

      after the Stoke game

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      15 years, 9 months ago

      After Stoke game.

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      1. Henry Hill
        15 years, 9 months ago

        Cheers lads

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  9. Cormac_LFC
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone think Van Persie could do well in the second half of the season ? RVP is 9.5 and has a double gameweek coming up soon , I will make my mind up after the Wigan game when I know who will play .

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    1. Abstruse
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Fabs seems more essential than RVP, When I play my WC it will either be Lamps/RVP or Fabs/Drogs. I'd rather the latter to be honest.
      Didn't think of annoying your friends by posting this on Facebook, no? 😉

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        15 years, 9 months ago

        Most posts here would be better on a twitter/facebook site.

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        1. Abstruse
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Inside Joke there actually, but Facebook is a bit personal to be talking to a lot of strangers about Fantasy Football, especially if you're a minor.

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  10. David Davros
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Why all the hostility for taz?

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    1. Abstruse
      15 years, 9 months ago

      ''The Village Idiot''

      He's just downright annoying/arrogant/noobish, and he knows it too so it's alright, after all, it's just a fantasy football website 😛

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      1. tazri
        15 years, 9 months ago

        please. call me TVI, no need for such kind comments. thank you.

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      2. David Davros
        15 years, 9 months ago

        haha, he posts the same things a bit too often on occasion but he generally seems across like a pretty genuine and likeable character.

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        1. Abstruse
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Alright, let's all give him one more chance, it'll be interesting to see how long it lasts 😛

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          1. tazri
            15 years, 9 months ago

            boo

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            1. Abstruse
              15 years, 9 months ago

              Not even a minute, Predictable really.

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              1. David Davros
                15 years, 9 months ago

                lol
                he illustrated your point excellently, to be fair!

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                1. Abstruse
                  15 years, 9 months ago

                  Yeah, I should thank him (not) 🙄

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                2. tazri
                  15 years, 9 months ago

                  im there for you hattrick, whenever you need me. i <3 you too.

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  11. kroky
    15 years, 9 months ago

    cheers

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    1. Ringo
      15 years, 9 months ago

      cheers

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  12. Phillips
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Any news on Kolarov not playing?

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  13. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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    15 years, 9 months ago

    Blimey! 🙁 I wish Broad was playing ...

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    1. Shipstontrev
      15 years, 9 months ago

      patience Michael - open another bottle 😉

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        15 years, 9 months ago

        Panesar could have played these 4 Tests & the result would be the same.

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        1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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          15 years, 9 months ago

          I actually rate Panesar ... 🙂

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            15 years, 9 months ago

            Sydney might be his chance. It's like a dead rubber anyway.

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            1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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              15 years, 9 months ago

              It's really strange that they took him on this tour - I hope he does get a spin ...

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              1. TorresMagic™
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                15 years, 9 months ago

                They needed cover for Swann.

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      2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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        15 years, 9 months ago

        OK. *glug* 🙂

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    2. jamsiep
      15 years, 9 months ago

      It's true, we've missed him. Those 0 runs at 0.0 and 2 wickets at 80.5 in the first two tests were class.

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  14. dave_the_bear
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Whos the f**kin genius who made the matches 19.45, 19.45 and 20.00??

    3, half 5 and 8 = Perfect day of football.

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    1. Marknlard
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Wednesday isn't a bank holiday, genius!

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  15. Abstruse
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Cricket; never saw the appeal. Someone care to explain the point/rules of the game? 😀

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      1. dave_the_bear
        15 years, 9 months ago

        "Welcome to the greatest game of all - Cricket."

        Stopped reading after that.

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        1. tazri
          15 years, 9 months ago

          hahaa

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        2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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          15 years, 9 months ago

          Open minds are not simple ...

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      2. Abstruse
        15 years, 9 months ago

        Glad to see I'm not missing much 😀

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  16. LaLa
    15 years, 9 months ago

    just looked at highest score so far this GW is 84- was he just lucky to capt barotelli - or was it inspired?

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    1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      15 years, 9 months ago

      lala the highest score this week has made no transfers for the last 19 weeks it was all leading to this week...well planned totally inspired

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      1. LaLa
        15 years, 9 months ago

        lol - i've played this game for 3 seasons now and still can't get a score like that...

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  17. uʍopǝpısdn
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Bit of a strange question, can someone look here http://torresmagic.webs.com/pricechanges.htm and tell me if the text at the top in red where it says "www.totalfpl.com" and the text below in red "Malouda Chamakh Defoe" make your eyes go all f**ked up?

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    1. tazri
      15 years, 9 months ago

      your name makes my eyes go weird enough.

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    2. David Davros
      15 years, 9 months ago

      yeah, horrible choice of colours!

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        15 years, 9 months ago

        Is that better? What colours do you suggest?

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        1. David Davros
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Can't see what has changed?

          I'd just go for something a little more neutral. Some different shades of blue maybe? They don't even all have to be different do they? That bright red and the background really do clash as it is though - sorry if it seemed like having a go, not the intention.

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        2. uʍopǝpısdn
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Black is a lot better to replace the red, I can see it now, can you also replace the red in the "falls" bit, every time I look at it, it looks like its in 3d.

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  18. Only one Di Matteo
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Nasri to fabregas using 1 of my freebies to avoid price rise?

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    1. Gnu
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      15 years, 9 months ago

      That's a bit of a gamble. I'm most likely to make same transfer after Arsenal have played, just in case.Also Fabs is possibly price protected.

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      1. Shakey
        15 years, 9 months ago

        exactly. There's no rush. What happens if Nasri goes apeshit on Wigan tomorrow?

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        1. jamsiep
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Partridge will make some retarded, yawnsome comment about him being overrated and a flat track bully.

          That's what will happen if Nasri goes apeshit mental tomorrow.

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          1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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            15 years, 9 months ago

            I managed to stop A P in his tracks this morning ... 😀

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          2. dave_the_bear
            15 years, 9 months ago

            Ive grown tired of the 'overrated' comment.
            I get that he likes to stir the pot but christ....just no.

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            1. Shakey
              15 years, 9 months ago

              It's a huge shame the whole "Fabregas is rubbish" saga has been removed.

              That shit was funny.

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              1. jamsiep
                15 years, 9 months ago

                The blog about Anderson being better than Fabregas was a particular highlight of mine.

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                1. Marknlard
                  15 years, 9 months ago

                  That was such bollocks. If their clubs were reversed, the same 'Anderson is better than Fabregas' argument wouldn't be made, so what's the point?

                  He plays for the club I support, so he's best. Really, what is the point of even posting this?

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            2. jamsiep
              15 years, 9 months ago

              There are a few posters that seem to agree with his every word though. He probably does it for their benefit.

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              1. Shakey
                15 years, 9 months ago

                I caught someone else recycling the Nasri stuff the other day. It was dropped really casually as well, I think in one of those silly 'will my team win it's cup-tie' discussions.

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                1. dave_the_bear
                  15 years, 9 months ago

                  Now that would actually get under my skin.
                  The fact its leading to ignorance.

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  19. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
    15 years, 9 months ago

    anyone know why nani did not play today was he injured? That's two games in a row and he was not even on the bench...

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    1. dave_the_bear
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Hip again

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        1. dave_the_bear
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Whoever that is in the backround looks like he'd give anything in the world to pan him out 😛

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          1. tazri
            15 years, 9 months ago

            hahahaa

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  20. conchur
    15 years, 9 months ago

    if australia make up these runs is it a draw or do england bat again?

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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      15 years, 9 months ago

      England bat again - but if Australia score 415 I shall be frothing at the mouth ...

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      1. Shipstontrev
        15 years, 9 months ago

        +415

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        1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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          15 years, 9 months ago

          LOL - another effing four ... 😡

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          1. TommyK
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            15 years, 9 months ago

            collingwood's doing the best in the field that he can to make the case that he has to be dropped at all costs.... 😕

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            1. conchur
              15 years, 9 months ago

              haha he maybe shuda caught that outside edge

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            2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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              15 years, 9 months ago

              I very much regret to say that I believe you may be right ... 🙁

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              1. Locarno
                15 years, 9 months ago

                So... Collingwood can't bat, can't bowl and apparently now can't field.

                Chances of playing the dead Test? ZERO.

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                1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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                  15 years, 9 months ago

                  Batting order?

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                  1. Locarno
                    15 years, 9 months ago

                    Any lineup that doesn't involve Collingwood. His mediocrity is being rewarded for some reason.

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      2. conchur
        15 years, 9 months ago

        nice one cheers. dont really watch cricket but been following this series

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  21. TommyK
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    15 years, 9 months ago

    I know I'm very late on this one- but how illegitimate was birmingham's goal? And did nani not play for tactical or injury related reasons?

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    1. dave_the_bear
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Foul and handball at once.

      Injury, should be fine weekend i presume.

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      1. TommyK
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        15 years, 9 months ago

        Thanks for your honesty lol!

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  22. Attila the Bum
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    15 years, 9 months ago

    Ahhh cricket, soothing balm to cure the FPL horrors.

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    1. Marknlard
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Ooh Attila, you must wish the season finished in GW6.

      Better to have loved and lost...this season I've never loved, so you're probably a lot angrier than me.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        15 years, 9 months ago

        I'm getting sort of accepting over it MnL 😉 I've been through the anger and denial. Last gameweek wasnt too bad considering I couldnt field 11, this week may yet be saved by Torres going mental, then again pigs may fly 🙂

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        1. Marknlard
          15 years, 9 months ago

          When Torres scores his bloody hattrick tomorrow (tonight), I'll be rushing over to celebrate with you!

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  23. Locarno
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Another one gone.

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  24. TommyK
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    15 years, 9 months ago

    Also, I wasn't in here earlier.....

    COLEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀

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  25. SkyBlueArmy
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Hooray!

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  26. TommyK
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    15 years, 9 months ago

    'bout bloody time.......

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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      15 years, 9 months ago

      At ... bloody ... last gnhurgggh!

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  27. conchur
    15 years, 9 months ago

    my online stream the guy changed channel to babestation lol

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    1. Locarno
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Urgghhh... what a bunch of skanks.

      Er... apparently.

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      1. conchur
        15 years, 9 months ago

        it was handy for a good tug about 10 years ago but

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  28. Shakey
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Gone.

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  29. Shipstontrev
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Yesssssssss

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  30. Locarno
    15 years, 9 months ago

    That's it.

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