[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 December 2010 1834 comments
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The self-proclaimed second best player in the world will no doubt be patting himself on the back tonight following a three goal haul against Gerard Houllier’s insipid Aston Villa side in Man City‘s 4-0 Eastlands canter.

In the absence of Carlos Tevez, Mario Balotelli was given the lone striking role for Roberto Mancini’s side and his hat-trick has helped propel the club to the top of the Premier League this evening, though a draw at St Andrews tonight will reinstall Man United at the summit.

Following Tevez’s two goals and an assist at the weekend, 74,000 Fantasy Managers drafted the Argentine into their teams for this afternoon’s match but a sore hamstring meant he was benched for the entirety of the match and will have messed up more than a few team’s Fantasy captaincy decisions.

Balotelli recently grabbed the headlines for his ridiculous line in headgear but today it was all about the football, as he lived up to his own hype with a man of the match performance, albeit two of the goals against the struggling Midlands side were from the penalty spot. This was the first time the Italian has found the net since game week 11, and it’s clear a central striking role is the way to get the best out of his abilities.

However, with Tevez in control of that role when fit, Balotelli will no doubt go back to skulking from positions out wide over the next few weeks all over again. Despite his undoubted skills, this was only the second league game Balotelli has found the net in this season, a statistic which is pretty indicative of both his inconsistency under Mancini and of his unreliability as a Fantasy prospect.

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  1. conchur
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    gone!

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  2. TommyK
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    Innings win seals first ashes retained down under in 24 years? Casual.

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  3. jamsiep
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    Ye boi!!!

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      *Yeahhhh Boiii

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  4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    Whoop! whoop! 😀

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  5. tazri
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    see ya later guy. hasta la vista baby. and dont forget...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LanCLS_hIo4

    its a different thing btw.

    good night preteh boy

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    1. conchur
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      who cares?!

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Everyone does Connor.

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  6. TorresMagic™
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    http://torresmagic.webs.com/pricechanges.htm

    Any better for those earlier? Still not happy with it though.

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    1. uÊopÇpısdn
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      Yeah, can see all those. Think as long as you don't use that red on that background all is good. Cheers for that anyway.

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Thanks, thought the red for droppers was the idea but the background is probably a problem aswell.

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Well I think your site is excellent! 🙂

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Don't know if I'll have the energy to run the price changes next season. I'll leave it to you 😛

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  7. TommyK
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    And the live stream goes back to porn- lol! 😛

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    1. Bolivian Seaman
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      Lol that's what I thought Babesworld haha!

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    2. conchur
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      haha same stream lad! solid stream throughout the whole series

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  8. TommyK
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    Oh, and I still hate paul collingwood..... 😉

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  9. TorresMagic™
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    Congratulations to England. Deserved to win the series easily.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Cheers, TM™!!! 😀

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Well they haven't won it yet. Retain the Ashes I mean.

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    2. Attila the Bum
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      Cheers TM, gracious of you. I'm sure the natural order wont be too long in re-asserting itself.

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Need to grow some new cricketers Attila. No Shane Warne or star pacemen coming through. Rebuilding phase will take awhile. Australias next best chance is 4 years time imo.

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      2. TommyK
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        bit pessimistic surely? I think we have the best bowling attack in the world bar perhaps pakistan and if the likes of finn broad and cook can continue their development I predict a bright(ish) next 5 years for english cricket.....

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          I'm just trying to cheer him up 😉

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            I support good cricket. Australia don't play enough of it.

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          2. TommyK
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            haha- in which case, I fully expect shane warne to return and decimate England in two years, in between munching his way through eight family size KFC buckets per bowling spell..... 😉

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    3. BONZ
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      TM.....i see you changed your name but yoy may be selling yourself short.....2mins isnt a long time to be brafgging - you'll never get Fran in the sack at this rate 😉

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        I am hoping he lasts 2 minutes on the field tomorrow. 2 minutes is 100 seconds past my personal best....

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        1. BONZ
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          😉
          and i thought you were a fan!!

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            He's not in my team atm. That could change in less than a day though.

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          2. TorresMagic™
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            I might be replacing the "Minute" with "Point".

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            1. dave_the_bear
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              That has a good ring to it 🙂

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  10. Clintymints
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    in a way SO FAR glad i captained the torresinator

    coleman in off my bench will be nice, simpson with his mandatory 1 point to come in also... adam suspended, but back now... all good

    2 freebies, might get robinson out, he had 22 games left before my initial plan was to rid off, samba out isn't helping and he played an annoying 45 mins the pansy

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  11. RedNev
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    Sack Ponting! 🙂

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  12. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Nice, since I playing my WC I've gone up once (a whopping 300 places) and down twice, to my lowest position since GW6.

    fs

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      I completely ballsed up my team by playing the Wildcard, saying that though my team did really well at the start of the season because Chelsea did really well - so maybe it would have still gone down the toilet. Bah to it anyway, at least there is another wildcard to further ruin our sides 😉

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        It's a loada fcking b*llocks, made some shocking decisions last few weeks. Aaaaahhhhh

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        1. Shakey
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          This season is crazy. If I were you, I'd just be happy to be where you are.

          When the double gameweeks kick in, serious players will kick on. I think you'll find yourself a lot higher up by the end of the season.

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          1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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            Hopefully

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          2. Attila the Bum
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            Yeah its a weird one, a lass in my minileague has just got 252 points in December so far and has shot up the rankings from about 600k - 89k in the last few weeks, it can quickly change......well at least thats what I keep telling myself between sobbing fits

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            1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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              ðŸ™

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          3. Clintymints
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            the double gameweeks always sort the scores out, gona be a bit of madness this season though

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  13. Gaz Downright
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    I am not even going to mention my point return tonight. Is this a good time to take up cricket spectating?

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    1. TommyK
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      Not if you're australian..... 😉

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      1. Gaz Downright
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        Fortunately not. They any good?

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        1. TommyK
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          not atm, they're hilariously poor.... 😛

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  14. rasher
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    made the mistake of getting rid of Coleman a month ago an I had him in before anyone else in any of me leagues he was a good differential and now a good few have him in

    I thought he'd lose his place as he was benched 1 match then played 24 mins the next one.. Gonna get him back in and ditch elmo who I should have got rid of instead

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  15. Spoiler
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    mite hold off for fabs until after brum game.

    its always a slow game

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  16. Bolivian Seaman
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    True about the Bale thing, that when he scores your team goes down 10,000 places

    I went down by about that much. I had him in for about 17 weeks and he consistently got me 2 points, and took a 4 point hit for vdv. bah at least when vdv does nothing he gets 3!

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  17. Alan The Llama
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    Anyone want to help with the price of a projector to put up an image of the aussies above the phrase "Next time lads, don't forget to bring your balls" on big ben??

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    1. TommyK
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      Lol- that media stunt was probably the most ill-advised since George W. Bush's "mission accomplished" speech.....

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    2. rasher
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      To many people on here complaining about bale

      I didn't hear them people moaning when vdv scored 16.

      I've had bale from the start and have been patient and I has kinda payed off

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      1. TommyK
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        ?

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      2. TorresMagic™
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        Bale really hasn't paid off imo. I didn't have him for the 1st 2 GW's. He is leaving my team after GW21 probably.

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        1. rasher
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          well I got him at 6.5 and a return of 6goals and 3 assists and whatever bonus is decent.

          He's also played every min of this season so he's no rotation risk. The problem is vdv.. When he plays bales retuned aren't good mostly. Even today shortly after vdv went off bale scores.

          He's a season keeper for me along with Carroll and foster

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            Expect alot of 2 pointers then.

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            1. rasher
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              I'll take the 2 pointers better than alot of other midfielders scoring 1 when there booked alot.. And I'll take bales big hauls.. He's only getting better I think he'll so better in 2011 more goals and assists he's been unlucky with not getting more assists only for crouch etc missing sitters

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  18. mvtaylor
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    Back on the football...

    I think someone was saying yellow cards are reset after 19 games...

    Bullsh*t or..? If not does that mean Huth will not miss a game as all his yellows have been reset or just the one he picked up in GW1, or as he picked it up in the 19th match he'll still miss one...

    Rather confused on the whole matter and if it's not utter rubbish it'll only get more confusing as things go on! Would rather someone just told me it's all not true, far simpler that way!

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Dec 31st.

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    2. Bolivian Seaman
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      I think its true somebody showed me it, in jan they are known as cautions until a player gets to 10 then its a 2 match ban apparently its on page 314 of the code of conduct if I remember correctly.

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        No resetting. The number goes to 10 though.

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      2. mvtaylor
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        After looking through two 300+ page pdfs for the words "yellow", "caution" and "suspension" I understand no more about it all and instead want to kill myself...

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    3. Clintymints
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      after this gameweek, they're all reset

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  19. TommyK
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    Guess what I did at 11:29 AM this morning?

    I put elmander ahead of hangeland on my bench. Should have gone for the wafty crank instead..... ðŸ™

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    1. uÊopÇpısdn
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      Far too early to be pulling your meat

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  20. Blyth Spartans
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    Was kolarov just rested? Is he a doubt now after a positive display without him? Isnt balotelli just a complete prick? Chucked that in at the end just to get the masses on my side, it seems a popular opinion after all

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    1. uÊopÇpısdn
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      Can't decide who is a bigger c**t, Bal or Ade

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      1. Shakey
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        Can't we just appreciate them both as first class tossers?

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  21. Bolivian Seaman
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    Hmm, Fabregas was protected on totalfpl and he still rose in price...

    what happened?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Protection is overrated on totalfpl, simple....

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    2. Blyth Spartans
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      The whole protection thing is unreliable just make your decisions as if there is no such thing from now on. Its the best policy

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        +1, best policy.

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    3. Shakey
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      Fantasy Tools are about as clued up about protection as Eazy-E

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      1. Blyth Spartans
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        Haha! Harsh but rather sharp i have to say

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  22. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    What are City actually doing?

    According to SSN, they're in talks with Dzeko. Even though they already have too many strikers.
    I know the likes of RSC and Ade aren't wanted, but with their selling policy they'll never get rid.

    Madness, no structure to the squad at all.

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    1. Shakey
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      Tevez is outta here.

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    2. Blyth Spartans
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      Selling tevez?

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    3. TommyK
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      Tevez is gonna f*ck off sooner or later, ballotelli's a w*nker- so I guess they're looking for a replacement......

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    4. Shakey
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      Besides, there are a fair few clubs who would happily taken Ade or RSC out on loan.

      Someone like Everton (I use them as an example because their strikeforce is shite) would happily snap up one of those two, and they're too far down the league to trouble the boys from Middle-Eastlands.

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      1. Clintymints
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        everton could def do with one of them alrite esp with cahill going awol soon

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  23. jcfferg
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    Not sure if this has been covered already but is GW22 a double GW for Liverpool as their match with Blackpool has been re-arranged for 12th Jan??? The match ticker on here doesn't have it in but it's on the LFC site

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Thanks for the heads up.

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      1. BONZ
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        Point instead of Minute wud be an improvement.

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    2. BONZ
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      shhhhh.......its a secret.

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    3. Blyth Spartans
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      Oh brilliant as if i couldnt hate liverpool football club anymore they have now conned me into getting players i hate i.e torres for a double gameweek that doesnt exist!

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      1. Blyth Spartans
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        *any more

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  24. The Devil Wears Prada
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    for the double game week 24, how does tevez>berba sound? then i’d put tevez back in for week 25

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  25. bhargi
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    Sorry for asking this, but why was Nani missing Utd line inspite of Fergie saying he will play

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    1. Clintymints
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      fe fe fe fergie time

      hip injury if i remember correctly, just getting over a cold/flu too

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      1. bhargi
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        Thanks. Hope he is back on saturday. Been a long wait for him

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  26. Drip Doctor
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    I have been wondering what is better, a very strong midfield or a very strong frontline. I currently have:

    Nani, Gamst, VDV, Bale, Nasri
    Drogba Tevez Carroll

    But getting rid of Drogba for a cheapie would give me:

    Nani, VDV, Fabregas, Gerrard, Bale/Nasri/other.
    Carroll Tevez 5.5-6.5

    So i would play 5 strong midfielders every week and probably just play Carroll and Tevez everyweek unless the cheap striker has a good fixture.

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  27. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Hmm considering changing my username..

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      Test

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  28. Blyth Spartans
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    What the f*ck is going on with this liverpool double in gameweek 22?! Is it happening or not?

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    1. rasher
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      I'm wondering what's gone on meself

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      1. Luke
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        Yes.

        The rearranged date was posted on lfc.tv straight after the match was postponed.

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    2. BONZ
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      its pencilled in on both clubs websites - but for some reason FPL not listed the fixture yet.

      It'll happen 😉

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      1. Blyth Spartans
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        What happens if fpl add it to the beginning of gameweek 23 instead of the end of gameweek 22? Im concerned by fpls lack of clarity on the issue

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          Gameweek 23 15 Jan 11:30

          Does that answer your question?

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          1. Blyth Spartans
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            I know what youre so cryptically trying to say but the deadline could easily change if they add the liverpool game to the beginning. I know its unlikely they'll add it to the beginning but whos to say when its going to be if its not on fpl?

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            1. TorresMagic™
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              They won't be changing the deadline. They are set in stone.

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  29. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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    -6 points so far this gw.

    -2.2 millionth for the week.

    -Down 80,000 places.

    -Lost to Blackpool after having a record 32 shots on goal.

    Gunna put the Lottery on. Cash in on my pending change in luck.

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    1. rasher
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      Happy days!!

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Don't do that in GW23 or else you'll be the 1st one knocked out. 😉

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        1. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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          Haha couldn't possibly happen again...

          But just incase i'll play the Euro millions as well. Soften the blow in advance by winning millions. Would be much more satisfying to take my rivals money though.

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        2. $hahriyar
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          TM pls go bak to ur old grav, Torres emergency captain tomorrow ðŸ™

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            Would be ironic if my name ended up being correct. I'll change it when I get Torres in. Looks like a 10+ week for him with the demand for him on here. You should make another score prediction. 😉

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            1. $hahriyar
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              Selfish 😀 Surely hope he does. But benefit two weeks running from emergency cap(Tevez last week).

              Jugdement is clouded rite now on that but can't see more than 2-0.

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              1. $hahriyar
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                Also, just joined the league. Just one wuestion, is it just based on weekly rankings or does the overall point also count at the end?

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  30. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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    so hows everyone done today???

    coulda been better......coleman saved me i guess....

    tevez kolarov and nani = P*ss take

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    1. Gaz Downright
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      Id rather not talk about it...

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