[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 December 2010 1834 comments
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The self-proclaimed second best player in the world will no doubt be patting himself on the back tonight following a three goal haul against Gerard Houllier’s insipid Aston Villa side in Man City‘s 4-0 Eastlands canter.

In the absence of Carlos Tevez, Mario Balotelli was given the lone striking role for Roberto Mancini’s side and his hat-trick has helped propel the club to the top of the Premier League this evening, though a draw at St Andrews tonight will reinstall Man United at the summit.

Following Tevez’s two goals and an assist at the weekend, 74,000 Fantasy Managers drafted the Argentine into their teams for this afternoon’s match but a sore hamstring meant he was benched for the entirety of the match and will have messed up more than a few team’s Fantasy captaincy decisions.

Balotelli recently grabbed the headlines for his ridiculous line in headgear but today it was all about the football, as he lived up to his own hype with a man of the match performance, albeit two of the goals against the struggling Midlands side were from the penalty spot. This was the first time the Italian has found the net since game week 11, and it’s clear a central striking role is the way to get the best out of his abilities.

However, with Tevez in control of that role when fit, Balotelli will no doubt go back to skulking from positions out wide over the next few weeks all over again. Despite his undoubted skills, this was only the second league game Balotelli has found the net in this season, a statistic which is pretty indicative of both his inconsistency under Mancini and of his unreliability as a Fantasy prospect.

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  1. DAV087
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Thinking of doing nasri and elmander --> Adam and Drogba/Torres this week.
    Thoughts?

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    1. Clintymints
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      fine.. but id get torres over drogs for the next 2

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      1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        wait till liverpools games over and see how torres does

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  2. thivagar
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    15 years, 2 months ago

    who's a good keeper atm???
    also, a cheap defender from a team with good fixtures, cos i currently have samba and want to get rid of him
    thx

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    1. Clintymints
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      konchesky/rafael/coleman

      robinson/hart/gordon/reina/cech

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      1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        christ his teams pretty much mine cept gordon for foster lol

        i did jaske > reina

        reina has good fixtures and 2 double gw soon

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        1. Clintymints
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          i speak the truth brotha

          have robinson/coleman/konch/rafael myself

          unlucky for rafael not to get a cleanue today, thought he played pretty well and the goal was, well what it was

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          1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            robinsons picked up an injury today so id be careful with him...plus blackburns got difficult fixtures

            wasn't a goal at all handball and offside was a joke

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            1. Clintymints
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              he had a stomach bug aparently, no idea about the extent, i was never content with him, only for his recent decent fixtures instead of foster... but want foster back eventually

              but its changed, big sams gone, sambas dodge and he played 45 mins, need to change soon if not this gw

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          2. seattlechelsea
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            Why is there no instant replay in the Prem. NO WAY that handball by Birmingham should have happened. I've seen way too many missed calls. Its madness!!!!

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  3. MUfan
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    I didn't even know there were matches last night. thank god VDV didn't do anything.

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    1. BONZ
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      yet u av the cheek to name youself "MUfan".......

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      1. Clintymints
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        just change it to "fan"

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      2. bunk_medal
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Could be a fan of Merrell Fankhauser and Jeff Cotton's psychadelic 70's band MU?

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  4. Calvin Valance
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Weird thing happens on my team, Evatt has 10 points if you look at his fixtures but only 9 points on my team! Not that I'm complaining, sounds like they were pretty fortunate to get a clean sheet.

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  5. Luke
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Need abit of advice on what defender to bring in until GW27...

    Evatt (Blackpool)
    Stephen Taylor (Newcastle)
    Philip Bardsley (Sunderland)

    Or somebody else under 5.6, cheers.

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    1. BONZ
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      konchesky / Skrtel

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      1. Luke
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Should of probably gave my defence 😀

        Cashley, Konch, Coleman, Kolarov

        And I'm thinking of getting Kuyt in for Cahill so can't have Skrtel.

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        1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          wouldn't bring in kuyt really

          when gerrards there he doesn't get much

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        2. Clintymints
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          i got kuyt once on my fpl team

          it still feels wrong to this day

          think i had him for 2 weeks, worst 2 weeks ever

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  6. Bojaninho
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    there is nothing worse then retards who bring in fabs after cfc games and not even realising hes suspended....f@k sake.
    anyone got torres captain tomorrow night?

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    1. Clintymints
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      yup, took that plunge!

      im sure a lot will have him now that there was no nani/tevez

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      1. Bojaninho
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        no one has him or drogs in my mini league anymore..so im hoping they both have a good one tomoro night, see me nicely

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        1. Clintymints
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          if torres performs tonight i'll be having quite the laugh!

          but its liverpool and its torres... 😐

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    2. rasher
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Well them fools have an expensive player doin nothing so Easter of a transfer for this week look at it that way! But yeah the price rise is annoying

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      1. rasher
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        *waste (not Easter) iPhone predictive txt.

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  7. KDB > Henderson
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    How can i improve this team?
    my rival is 2 points behind me

    Hart
    Baines Vidic Kolarov (Tamas) (Foley)
    Nani VDV Cahill Nasri (Ferguson)
    Tevez Carroll Berbatov.

    cheers

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Team looks good. 2 weak defs. Work out if u want to upgrade or downgrade Cahill. Maybe downgrade a def to help with funds.

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  8. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Weekly rank. If 2 or more teams are still alive after gw38 then the winner will be the team that scores the most between gw23 and gw38.

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    1. rasher
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      that's a bit harsh what way they do it last year? I thought they did it by whoever scored highest the last gameweek

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        That answer was for Shah on the last page. On phone atm. Mill Club league btw. Same rules as xmas league except gw19 is used and knockouts.

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        1. rasher
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Thought ye were on about the main game were playing ha don't mind me

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    2. $hahriyar
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Sounds fair enough. But there will definitely be more than two left in the last week. Really on a bad in these leagues hope I win yours 😀

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  9. KDB > Henderson
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    hey two minute torres, see above

    i joined your league btw

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  10. Camzy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    This is the most I've dropped in a long time.

    From 168 > 584.

    Luckily, I still have Drogba (c), 5 points from Pedersen and 5 more players to go.

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    1. Bojaninho
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      still happy you kept drogba camz, hes got one maybe 2 weeks left for me and hes off

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    2. rasher
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      you've a few tomorrow so don't worry! You've been in the top 1k since gw 5 nice.. I've never hit the heights of top 1k I'm currently 6.1k highest this year was 3k it's tough getting up them ranks gotta keep battling though!!

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    3. bhargi
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Good luck.
      Just Nani from MUN and nobody from LIV, might be a big risk going forward

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      1. bhargi
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Oops sry, did not notice the big greek in your team

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  11. $hahriyar
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Was there any Motd today?

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  12. rasher
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    I got rid of drogba fo the first time this season ha him since gw1 and brought in tevez.. This could be the biggest backfire of my season have a feeling drogba will shine tomorrow

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  13. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    One bad week and anyone can go out. No guarantees on anyone surviving. Watch the carnage after gw23.

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Mobile reply fall. 🙁

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      1. rasher
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Jeez learn how to use it.. I manage fine..

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        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Normally it's ok. Not on an iphone, small screen etc.

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    2. $hahriyar
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      If it goes like the last few weeks then very much. What happens if near the end in one week nobody manages to reach their minimum Gw rank? No winners then 🙂

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      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Ladder position after that week decides. Id expect at least 1 person to survive with the quality.

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        1. Fran
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Are you still in the top 10,000 TM? This season has been weird.

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          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            ID 178. About 13K with 12 points on bench. Torres scoring big pushes me closer to 20K.

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  14. thivagar
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    how's this starting xi for next gw?

    gordon (carson)
    kolarov konchesky rafael (samba coleman)
    nani nasri vdv n'zogbia (adam)
    tevez (c) torres carroll

    have 2.8m in the bank, any changes that i can make with subs / transfers???

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  15. Fran
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    One of the best league players in the past 30 years - Frantastic and better skill than most modern prem players.

    Such a joy to watch, any comments?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmAo0uiarvA

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    1. Clintymints
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      nice to see your still alive fran, i've missed you and your sweet derriere

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  16. donners
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Did MOTD air last night?

    Waiting for a torrent...

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    1. Fran
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      on Weds.

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  17. The Gravless Sheik of Dream…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Hi guys need some help here

    Foster Carson
    Cahill Konchesky Rafael Cole Kolorav
    Nani VDV Fab Nzog Brunt
    Torres Caroll Elmander

    Have 0.6 in bank with 2 free transfer.

    Thinking of txf Elmander and Cahill away for who? And my keepers next gw are facing Arse and Manu

    Any suggestions? Appreciate the help

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    1. neopaint2005
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      You can swap Cahill and Carson for cheaper Def like Foley or simpson and bring in a stronger GK. Seems like you have too much money in you Def , your fwd need a boost too so to improve on GK or FWD is your choice to make.

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    2. bhargi
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Carson -> Reina and Cahill -> Bradsley

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  18. neopaint2005
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    This GW I got rid of Malouda for VDV, and almost dump Bale out for other midfield. I'm glad that I saved that pts hit that would have cause me at least 14 pts, but the hard decision is now when I have both Bale and VDV in my team, thinking about keeping both of them for a while and upgrade my def. Need some input on what should I do with Bale and VDV?

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    1. bhargi
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      2 midfielders from same team always overkill. Even if it is Bale and VDV. There should be better alternatives surely, Wigan and Blackpool have nice fixtures, so Adam and Nzog

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      1. bhargi
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        I mean keep VDV and can do Bale -> Nzogbia/Adam

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        1. Emma Graham
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          I would go with Adam

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          1. neopaint2005
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            Thanks lads, I already have N Zog so maybe I'll go for Adam.

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    2. Twelve years a slave
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      I have them both , dont see the rush to change that situation . You may as well wait till the next wildcard.

      It isnt really bad to have them both as they play a completely different style so tend not to steal each others points. If they had tterrible fixtures then i would dump one now but they looking good for next gameweek.

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  19. NLB
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    So Jara got his 5th yellow.
    Having already had a red this season, does the amount of games for his suspension change at all?
    Thanks

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    1. jms
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      No He will miss the next game.

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  20. Emma Graham
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Forgive me, this has probably been addressed earlier, but when is Nani set to return?

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    1. bhargi
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      I wanna know that too !! Can someone pls shed light ?

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      1. Clintymints
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        next game prob

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  21. wozza
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Some confusion earlier over the MGP assist. I was reading BBC commentary and it wasn't given as his, but FPL credited it to him. Anyone able to tell me what happened?

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  22. Gaz Downright
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    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    What a shambolic Xmas it has been fpl-wise. Dear Didier, this is your final chance to step up or youll face the rottweilers together with a certain "cheated on cheryl" esq.

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    1. Lew
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      +1 for Didier, last chance Saloon.

      After such a high at the weekend, FPL has brought me back down to reality with an absolutely pants score midweek. 🙁

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      1. NeedleVor
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Because you made a very poor captain choice.

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        1. Lew
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          At least mine played. Emergency Captain whore.

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  23. 50 Fent
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Morning all. Hope everyone did better than my shocking 13 points last night! Down to 3rd now:(

    Anyway, I'm transfering Nasri for VDV and Elmander for Piquionne or Welbeck. Any thoughts?!

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    1. Gaz Downright
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      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Thanks for hoping, mate.

      Transfers sound alright, but be sure to look at DGW teams like LFC first for alternatives.

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      1. Gaz Downright
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        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Oh! Welbeck preferably

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    2. 50 Fent
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Thanks Gaz, I was kind of leaning towards Welbeck! I have Tevez at the mo so I'll swap him for Torres for GW22 and GW24.

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    3. NeedleVor
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      When you said "down to 3rd" we thought you meant 3rd in the world. Please be more specific next time.

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      1. 50 Fent
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        What does it matter if I'm third in the world or third in my league? That has nothing to do with the question I was asking! By the way, who's "we"? Please be more specific next time!

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    4. Perthite
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      I'm on 9pts with Nasri(c), Elmander, N'Zogbia and Kyrgiakos (assuming he even plays) still to play. Is it too much to hope to crack 20pts this GW?
      (My last two players traded out were Bale and Coleman)

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      1. Perthite
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        *Sorry make that 10pts (I forgot about Simpson' standard 1pt coming off the bench)

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  24. Lew
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Anyone made any extensive Wild card plans yet?

    Which GW to use it?

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    1. Clintymints
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      fck knows, at least wait till all the player transfers are over with I guess just before a double gw too

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    2. NeedleVor
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Mind your own business, Lewis.

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    3. Twelve years a slave
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Im planning to use it on the last possible week to rebalance a team that will of been stacked full of double week players.
      I have already started bringing in the best of them now so that dont need to use the wildcard till last minute.

      Getting the players now also means you will recieve all their price rises in the runup to the double week.

      Think Liverpool , man u and a sprinkling of Blackpool.

      Of course more bad weather could throw all those plans into dissaray.

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      1. Gaz Downright
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        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        I like

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    4. zøphar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Lew whats your psn id up for a game? I'm in India though so it could be quite laggy

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  25. nandastone
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    What's all this about the Liverpool double game week in week 22?

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    1. Gaz Downright
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      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Sshhh

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    2. Luke
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      They are playing Blackpool away midweek...

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  26. Luke
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Best option to replace Cahill?

    Already have Nani, Albrighton, VDV and getting in Adam...

    Decent fixtures from GW22-GW26 needed 🙂

    I can either get in Rafael for Sagna and have 8.6 to work with, or Evatt/Taylor/Bardsley and have around 9.8-10.4, what would you do?

    Cheers 🙂

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    1. Lew
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Gordon (Foster)

      Konchesky Kolarov Rafael (Coleman, Givet)

      Nani VDV Nasri N'Zogbia (MGP)

      Drogba Tevez Carroll

      Improve that team. Can't, can you.

      MGP -> Adam next week.

      Can't see any transfers for this week? Maybe replace Givet, but who with!

      On a side note, anyone fancy some fifa11 (PS3) ?

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  27. Schwarzer
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Bolton or draw vs Chelsea @ $3.7 worth a punt anyone?

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    1. Gaz Downright
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      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Surely. They looked woeful at Emirates

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      1. Schwarzer
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        True, I watched the game at cringed at all the defensive errors. Bolton to win are priced @ $11..

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        1. Gaz Downright
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          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          And very stale up front! Draw seems somewhat likely

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  28. DAV087
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Current team

    Jussi (robbo)
    Vidic konchesky kolavov bardsley (Simpson)
    Fabs Vdv nani nzogbia (nasri)
    Tevez Carroll (elmander)

    With 4.4 in the bank.

    Is it worth a 4pt hit to do nasri and elmander to Adam and Drogba/Torres or no hit and just do robbo to Gordon?

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  29. thivagar
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    how's this starting XI???

    gordon (carson)
    kolarov rafael konchesky (samba coleman)
    nani nasri vdv n'zogbia (adam)
    carroll tevez (c) torres

    any changes required???

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  30. Bolivian Seaman
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Does anyone know about blackpool keepers? will gilks come in for kingson?

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