Fixtures
12 April 2011 976 comments
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With just six gameweeks remaining, our weekly analysis of the fixture list is close to being put out to pasture. Redundant. Unwanted.

For now however, the Season Ticker and our “Frisking†should be a vital tool in your armoury as we approach the season close. All the team ratings in your tickers have been updated today – read on for our take on those who can dream of an easy passage to the summer golf course and those who face a rough ride to the first tee.

The Highs…

Sunderland
Steve Bruce’s side are in the worst form in the Premier League at the moment – once considered an outside bet for a place in Europe, they are now tumbling down the table at a tremendous rate with the 3-2 home defeat to West Brom the latest implosion. On the fixture front however, [bir, WIG, FUL, bol, WLV, whm] the Black Cats do at least have more than enough opportunity to try and arrest the slide.

As highlighted by Sir Paulos Sunderland have suffered from a leaky back line of late, so defensive investment looks questionable. Having said that, Phil Bardsley did his bit to justify his ranking in our Watchlist with another stunning distance strike at the weekend and Sunderland do have match-ups that offer very strong clean sheet promise. The frontline partnership of Asamoah Gyan and Danny Welbeck look more viable options though and, having broken their recent goal-scoring duck, they now have a run of highly susceptible defences in front of them.

Wigan
A run of good fixtures [bpl, sun, EVE, avl, WHM, stk] couldn’t have come at a better time for Wigan as the Premier League’s bottom side look to scrap and fight for their survival. With five of those six matches against sides who could arguably still get caught up in the relegation mire, the Latics will have an array of “cup finals” before the season comes to a close; any victory in these games will see them draw that little bit closer to cementing their Premier League status.

Those looking to gamble on cheap defensive options needn’t look beyond Ali Al-Habsi in goal and Antolin Alcaraz in front of him. It’s Wigan’s attacking resources that are likely to provide the major temptation however, with Charles N’Zogbia, Tom Cleverley and Hugo Rodallega all surely set to play key roles in Wigan’s dramatic run-in.

Aston Villa
Gerard Houllier’s side are slowly threatening to drop out of our “Frisking†reckoning, with fixtures stiffening for the final two gameweeks of the season. Their next four match-ups however [whm, STK, wba, WIG] are all against sides in the bottom echelons of the table, handing Villa further opportunities to claw their way to mid-table safety.

The regular crowd of Kyle Walker, Stewart Downing, Ashley Young and Darren Bent remain the key targets – all have contributed handy returns in the past few weeks – that would seem likely to continue, at least until gameweek 36.

Also to consider: Birmingham – a double fixture and one of the ‘lighter’ run-ins keep Alex McLeish’s side in our thoughts. Blackpool – four promising home games in the next five weeks against sides who all struggle for goals on their travels, will likely determine the fate of the Seasiders. Chelsea -a strong double gameweek followed by a home fixture keeps Carlo Ancelotti’s side in favour. Blackburn – the Rovers run-in isn’t immediately favourable, but we still see goals from Steve Kean’s side in every fixture bar the Ewood clash with United perhaps.

The Lows…

Liverpool
Kenny Dalgish’s ambitions for a Europa League spot are threatened by a run-in that hands them a testing string of opponents. At first glance the fixtures don’t look too bad – the trip to the Emirates next will bring three Anfield matches in four gameweeks, but Dalglish has no “gimmes†in front of him.

Despite last night’s superb display from Andy Carroll and Luis Suarez in tandem, atttacking returns could be stunted by stubborn reaguards provided by the Fulham at the Cottage, while both Newcastle and Spurs have two of the best travelling defences in the league. Games against Birmingham at Anfield and an end of season trip to Villa Park, could be their most profitable when it comes to goals then – although both those teams will surely be scrapping for points and provide a barrier.

Clean sheets certainly look more likely against attacks that can falter, but with injuries rife in the Liverpool back four, Fantasy Managers may well be reluctant to invest here.

Arsenal
The Gunners have the luxury of a double gameweek to come but, following that, Arsene Wenger’s side do not have a run-in that will ease their quest to topple United. Arguably their Emirates encounter with Villa in gameweek 37 is their only highly profitable fixture remaining, around this they face trips to three very strong home sides in Bolton, Stoke and Fulham and have the crunch at home to United.

Fantasy Managers will inevitably invest in the Gunners ahead of the forthcoming double and, in attacking terms, Arsenal’s regular cast of Robin Van Persie, Cesc Fabregas, Samir Nasri and company still remain strong options given that goals are going to be a necessity. We will stick our necks out here and say that, beyond the Villa game – Arsenal are set to concede in each one of their remaining fixtures. Goals at the other end will need to keep flowing then.

Stoke
With a blank to come in gameweek 33, Fantasy Managers may well be clearing low-to-mid price defensive assets Robert Huth and Asmir Begovic from their squads. The question is, should they be considered for a return?

Stoke may well boast a gameweek 34 double against Villa and Wolves but following that, they have a run of games against strong attacking opponents appear to offer little opportunity for defensive return (blp ARS mcy).

Huth remains their joint top scorer on 6 goals, so may well be held by those who are sitting tight for gameweek 34, but Begovic certainly looks to have served his purpose. Those contemplating attacking investment with Matt Etherington a possible target, will need to consider the back-to-back fixture against Arsenal and City.

Tottenham
Harry Redknapp’s charge on fourth spot could well take a hammer blow when North London rivals come visiting the Lane next. Following that, the fixture list gives Spurs very little favours, with three of the most difficult away trips in the league at Chelsea, City and Liverpool, still lying in wait.

Attacking returns could still be on the cards, but Spurs will have to make the most of home fixtures with the improving West Brom and the battling Blackpool, as well as the final day meeting with Birmingham. Aside from that gameweek 38 clash, we’re seeing very few clean sheets from the Tottenham camp.

Be wary of: Everton & Newcastle – this pair have a mix of opponents within their final six gameweeks. Both face United and Chelsea, while Newcastle have a to Anfield and Everton host City. Beyond that, Newcastle do have a couple of home matches, while Everton have just this week’s Goodison meeting with Blackburn as a comparatively comfortable match-up.

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  1. tosey
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    gutierrez to nzogbia....yay or nay?

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    1. the Chaser
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      i too am thinking wigan but do you think n'zogs or cleverley..he seems to have had a lot more success recently. And i'm even a chelsea fan!

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      1. tosey
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        nzog is the one who will get the bps imo so is worth teh extra cash if u can afford it, if not cleverley is a good pick

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          O'Hara or Jarvis? (assuming you don't need them to play this week)

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          1. tosey
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            was going to wait and go for ohara next week but after watching wolves against everton its put me off him

            i have a feeling wigan may well pick up and if they do nzog will surely score well

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  2. jimbomossle
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    Premiership bosses who signed their sons?

    Firstly, how many can people remember?

    Secondly, how many were successful?

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    1. Marknlard
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      Steve and Alex Bruce.

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      1. Marknlard
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        Brian and Nigel Clough.

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        1. Marknlard
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          Cloughs may be the most successful, and that's probably partly because Brian refused to treat him as his son.

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    2. tosey
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      the pulis's

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    3. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Kenny and Paul Dalglish - not successful. Alex and Darren Ferguson - not successful.

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      1. Funkyav
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        Colin and Andy todd

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        1. dribbler
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          John and Kevin Bond

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    4. jimbomossle
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      3 to go, i had to check the pulis' on wikipedia and apparently tony never signed his son, yet

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      1. Locarno
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        Redknapps?

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        1. Locarno
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          And Gordon Strachan signed Gavin while at Coventry. Were they in the Prem then?

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          1. jimbomossle
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            Nice one locarno

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      2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        Paul Ince and his son (at Blackburn)?

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        1. jimbomossle
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          not to my knowledge, so far Bruce, Clough, Pulis, Dalglish, Ferguson, Todd and Redknapp, 1 to go

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          1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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            Just checked, Thomas Ince is on Liverpool's books.

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            1. jimbomossle
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              Yeah, I did that too, I think FFS could come up with a cracking pub quiz team!

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  3. Spider
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    TotalFPL? Whats up is it dead?

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    1. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
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      Yeah, it's dead at the mo'.

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    2. Joey
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      Think it might be officially R.I.P. totalfpl

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    3. Tatty Bojangles
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      Frank will get it back up in the next few hours, don't panic!

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    4. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      It's been dead to me since Saha dropped 3 times in 4 days...

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  4. @FuzzyWarbles
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    what is the the 2nd game rooney has to miss to serve his 2 match ban?

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    1. tosey
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      fa cup on sat

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    2. mr messi
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      FA cup game against City

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  5. Suarezchomper
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    How does this look for this GW?
    Mignolet
    Carr*, Luiz*, Walker,
    Nasri*, Walcott*, Lampard*(c), Nani, VDV,
    Drogba*, RVP*

    Bench: Begovic,Odemwnigie, Baird, Smalling

    Leave me with 7 DGW players
    and 2 for the following week with the view to get another player or 2 in for Gw34.

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    1. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
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      That's not far off my team and my tactic for DGW34.

      DGW33 team:

      Foster (Hart)
      Simpson Ridgewell Luiz (Bardsley Hangeland)
      Walcott Nasri Adam Lampard (Dempsey)
      Zigic RVP Drogba

      Have Hangeland and Dempsey for next DGW and will add Jarvis and Sturridge.

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      1. Jax
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        why sturridge? they have arsenal at home and fulham away. two tough games where they'll be lucky to get a goal.

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        1. dribbler
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          Blackpool could easily have got 2 or 3 against Arsenal

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          1. Jax
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            doesn't mean anything to be honest. arsenal were always going to win that game.

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            1. dribbler
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              ooh not the game I watched...could have been 5-0 at half time but Blackpool should have had a penalty for 2-2...and I raise you Burnley 2 Arsenal 2

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      2. Jax
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        zigic's not starting either.

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        1. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
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          Sturridge is in good form and I can see him getting a few against anyone when he's in form.

          Yeah, I think Zigic probably won't play both games, but worth a punt as I don't have anyone else better for the DGW.

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  6. Freshy
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    WIG,NEW,STOKE,totts,BOL,mu
    Blackpool runout
    DJ Campbell differential FTW?

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  7. Shoot
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    Coleman fit for the weekend or is it finally (finally) time to get rid of Kolarov?!

    Who is Kolarov's best replacement option?

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Anyone.

      Chelsea def if you can afford it, maybe Huth with an eye on the GW34 double?

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    2. tosey
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      im planning kolarov in gwk35, if i had him id hold on for 2 weeks

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      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        Even if you'd held on to him since GW14? ðŸ™

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        1. tosey
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          if u have 3 def's to field this week i would.

          next week he doesnt have the worst fixture either

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          1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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            I need to do Kolarov to Luiz (can't afford Luiz otherwise without a hit) - might be able to get him back for GW35 for Coleman, depending on other transfers.

            To be honest, though, I'm sick of the sight of him.

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            1. dribbler
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              "Even if you’d held on to him since GW14?"...it's a sunk cost...try to ignore this when you decide

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  8. SuperDorrans
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    So I take it most are going to get Wolves players for their double? I'm personally not going to get any, two from Fulham and two from Stoke will do me fine. 🙂

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Was - but they frightened the crap out of me last weekend ...

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    2. jamsiep
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      F*ck the double. All the good teams have good fixtures anyway... I wouldn't want to bench any of my other players for people like Jarvis.

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      1. SuperDorrans
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        Very true actually, getting Dempsey would mean I'd have to bench either Barton at Blackpool or Carroll at home to Birmingham. Defenders will be useful that week though!

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        1. dribbler
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          but then Fulham have tricky home fixtures

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    3. tosey
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      nor me, was going ohara but swaying towards nzog this week instead

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Anyway, I have this new cockamimi idea about an oop midfielder ...

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      1. tosey
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        kompany?

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          Errr ... no, other way ... 😉

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          1. tosey
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            guessing ur thinking walters?

            i posted about him before his goal v chelsea, would have gone for him if i didnt have the 3 stoke defenders already

            just be wary when carews back he might not be oop

            (apologies if not him!)

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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              Spot on, tosey!!! Thanks for the hint ... 😀

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              1. tosey
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                i noticed it when the stoke forum said he was a good bet a few wks ago to be their top scorer at 11/2.......unfortunately i didnt back it nor did i put him in my team ðŸ™

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                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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                  Ooo - botheration!!! ðŸ™

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    5. Locarno
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      I'll probably go in with Dempsey, Hangeland, Etherington and O'Hara. Requires only Lennon-for-Ethers. The other three are on my bench this GW.

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    6. applebonkers
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      if duff's injured i'm getting uber differential kakuta

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  9. Guybrush Threepwood
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    Anybody got any idea how likely Messi is to play against Shakhtar? Considering a bet on him.

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Is it possible he'll be rested with el clasico at the weekend in mind?

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      1. Guybrush Threepwood
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        That's what I'm thinking.. might just avoid.

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  10. Hansel
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    A transfer made after i've played my wc but during the same gw and before the deadline; is that a -4?

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    1. the Chaser
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      no, WC is for the whole week before the deadline 🙂

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      1. dribbler
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        "giannirivera"...the old Cagliari player?

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  11. macco84
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    Anyone have more than one player still in their team from the start of week one?

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    1. SuperDorrans
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      Foster since week 4 wildcard, that's it.

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    2. tosey
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      i dont have one

      foster i had but i got rid for a bit inbetween

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      1. macco84
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        Just nani for me - wouldn't be too many players worth having now that i think about it.

        Pointless question probably?!

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    3. Jax
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      you wouldn't be THE macco from andrew's would you? u know my bro, adam fleetwood

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      1. macco84
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        Guilty.. Working hard Johnathan? You're supposed to be a pro at this stuff from what i remember?

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        1. Jax
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          hehe yeah i'm cruising a few of my leagues, just make too many transfers and captains are usually shite. your team's doing well alright! 🙂

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          1. macco84
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            Best year yet by a good bit! I usually choke with the transfers but kept my trigger finger quiet this time. Thought i'd blown it last week tho.
            Finally found this site - one of the lads coughed it up after he dominated last year.

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            1. Jax
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              yeah i started using it end of 2009. just found it by tyoing in fantasy football cheats. nerdfest alright but it's too addictive and fun! hehe

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              1. macco84
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                The ticker and the injury updates, and never pick Lampard. Thats all you need.

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                1. Jax
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                  yeah man. it's a good site alright! good luck 😉

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    4. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Charlie Adam

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    5. Genki
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      Foster and Nani.

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    6. Locarno
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      Foster and R Johnson.

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    7. kitier katba
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      Vidic

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      1. kitier katba
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        OOps Vidic and Foster

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  12. adam1383
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    signed up to paddy power yesterday spent 50 quid on bets and today they suspend my account and say they need proof im over 18 so ive gtta scan my drivers license and statements and bank card y didnt they say this before i spent 50 quid any1 else have this problem?

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    1. jamsiep
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      Are not 18?

      That happened when I tried to initially set one up, aged 17. I asked nicely and they gave the 50 quid I put in back, but not my extensive winnings. 😉

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      1. adam1383
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        yh im 19 lol jus that if maynard scores 1/2 ive made a bundle and cant claim it until ive done all this

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        1. tosey
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          wait and see if he does score, if he does itll be worth the hassle, if he doesnt then forget about it

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          1. adam1383
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            true true

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            1. tosey
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              anyway hope u win as i have 40 at 11/4 and £5 at 20/1 he gets 2+

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              1. SuperDorrans
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                I got £2.50 on the little devil. 😉

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              2. adam1383
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                cheers and gt 45 and 5

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                1. SuperDorrans
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                  You're 19 and you've got £45 on Nicky Maynard to score anytime? Crazy but fairplay to you if it comes off!

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                  1. adam1383
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                    accountant:D

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  13. Syd.
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    Anybody else having trouble getting onto the Total FPL site?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      It's down ... ðŸ™

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    2. Boom!!!
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      citeh fans are banned from totalpl 😉

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      1. Boom!!!
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        *totalfpl

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        is syd a city fan?

        hahahahaha didn't know there were any on here

        nice work last night 😀 top four team my arse

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  14. SuperDorrans
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    Very surprised people haven't gone for Downing more this season, probably one of the most consistent scorers in the game he has been. I might get him next week tbf!

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      hehe ...

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  15. jimbomossle
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    Dear FFS team,

    I don't know whether this has been proposed/considered before, but it would be incredibly useful if users had profiles which made viewing their previous posts, and any replies, considerably easier than scrolling through long pages of messages - I only post sporadically but find it frustrating, can't imagine how the regular posters (20+ daily) feel about it. Is it feasible?

    Thoughts?

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      You can find your post on an individual page with ctrl f, then put in jimbo.

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    2. Andy
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      It's feasible.

      Not right now, but we're working on improving with some very nice, very sweet, very swanky updates over the summer this year that will give the community much more tools to 'play' with.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Will you add a block/hide poster function? The sweet sound of non-Jerkicle silence would be blissful 😉

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      for now, you could just type this into google:

      site:www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk jimbomossle

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  16. Locarno
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    Who are the neutrals cheering for tonight?

    I'd like Torres to break his duck, three red cards, two penalties, 16 dodgy refereeing decisions and Park to slot home the winner...

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    1. jimbomossle
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      Haha, you don't ask for much - I'd like to see something reminiscent of the 2008 champions league final, that game had a bit of everything!

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      United ...

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    3. TommyK
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      How can any neutral want torres to break his duck? The current situation is HILARIOUS.......

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      1. Locarno
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        It's not so hilarious when he's in your bloody Fantasy team. ðŸ™

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        😯 But you're not neutral - how can you know! 😉

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        1. TommyK
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          Bah- if West Ham could afford a 50 million flop I assure you I would find it hilarious.... 😉

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      3. Ini
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        EXACTLY lmao

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      4. Attila the Bum
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        I do Chuckles.

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        1. TommyK
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          • 16 Years
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          Yeah, but ABU's don't count as neutral 😉

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          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Told ya, I'm innocent of all charges. So officially not an ABU.
            Nice addendum by the way. You ever consider that the Glazers aren't the best owners either?

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            1. TommyK
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              hehe- I thought it'd be fun to have a permanent WUM as part of my username 😉

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              1. Attila the Bum
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 10 months ago

                Fun indeed Chuckles. Good work.

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    4. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Replace 'duck' with 'leg' and that'll do me.

      *not really, maybe just a toe...

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    5. Andy
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      It wouldn't be Chelsea getting knocked out of the Champions League without Didier Drogba being a complete and utter clown.

      Three suspensions in a row, can he manage four?

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      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        He'd just miss the qualifiers this time...

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      2. Seanigula
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        some good news for ya....

        I just read that the guys from Jackass are gonna be in one of the new Always Sunny episodes

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  17. JapBen
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Help/advice would be very greatly appreciated.

    Current team:

    Foster (Mignolet)
    Djourou, Coleman, Walker, R.Johnson (Kolarov)
    A.Young, Adam, Nasri, Nani (VDV)
    Zigic, V Persie (C) (Tevez)

    I have 2 free transfers, 2 players that definitely won't play (Tevez and Kolarov) and 4 players that potentially won't play - (Djourou, R. Johnson, Coleman, Zigic) and 0M in the bank. I am considering Kolarov to Luiz and Tevez to Bent or Drogba and maybe VDV to Ramires or Malouda (for a 4 point hit). For a 4 point hit I could even do Tevez to Drogba, Kolarov to Luiz and VDV to Ramires OR Tevez to DJ Campbell/Odemwingie/Carroll, VDV to Lampard and Kolarov to Luiz. What do you think??

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    1. dadoune30
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I think u will need some Chelsea cover for this gw.. 4 pt hit to bring in Lamps/Luiz and a cheapie striker(for Tevez, Kolarov and VDV) is what I would have done.. DJ and Welbeck have good fixs, so they could be ur cheapie options..

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      1. JapBen
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers for the good advice! I will wait until after the game tonight to make sure Lampard's ok and then do Tevez to DJ, VDV to Lampard and Kolarov to Luiz which will leave me with 2.3M in the bank or I could do Djourou to Luiz rather than Kolarov if he is out for the season.

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  18. Attila the Bum
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Man Utd - Chelsea fans - how's the PMT? (Pre Match Tension)

    I reckon it's going to be a cracker.

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    1. Funkyav
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      i have a feelign we are gonna win 2-1 but Utd are gonna score first.

      Nani FGS

      Perhaps Torres might even turn up at last!

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    2. Ini
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Agreed. Think I might pass on watching Barca and watch the MU-CH game

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    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      i hope chelsea score the first goal, that'll make it extra tense

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    4. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Red card is 2/1. Bookies are expecting trouble.

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    5. Akers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Desperate to see the United team (unchanged?).

      Expecting a confident and dominant United performance.

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      1. pieces
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Citeh expected the same last night!

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          woop woop!

          mighty reds

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          1. pieces
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Citeh next season - no tevez, no mancini, no bloody bloody balotelli. Guaranteed to place higher than this year as long as they can find an adequate replacement for the "gargoyle"

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    6. dribbler
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      is it on ITV Attila?

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Not sure dribbler, I'll probably be watching it on an Irish channel

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        1. dribbler
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          cheers

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    7. G0SS
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      United fan and I refuse to be as confident as people are being. Torres could do anything at any time. If we score first then Ill settle a little but not a lot.

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      1. kitier katba
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        United fan who's been suffering with Torres on Fantasy Team. If he scores big tonight I'll eat my hair.

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    8. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Tonight Matthew.. i am going to be a Chelsea fan!

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      1. Akers
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I would've thought you'd had enough disappointment this season?

        Glutton for punishment.

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  19. Ini
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    I'm expecting at least one dodgy decision. That way, there will be something to talk about until next season.

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    1. pieces
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      A dodgy red for united will really spice it up - money on potato head

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  20. 4vets
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Who to bench... Odem, A Young or Bent?

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  22. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Paul Scholes 16/1 to be sent off.

    Everyone else 18/1, 22/1 or 25/1...

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      John Terry 20/1 to get a red card. Tempting.

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      1. Animals & Scandals
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Regarding Terry: I want to bring him in before GW33 😀

        Coleman -> Terry
        funded by:
        Suarez -> Carroll

        (4 pt. hit)

        Sounds good?

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    2. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      What about Drogba?

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      1. Locarno
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        20/1.

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  23. SuperDorrans
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    You can get 25/1 for us to go down on Bet365 now!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      waste of a bet

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      1. pieces
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        +10

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    2. G0SS
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Stick a fiver on it and if for some reason it all goes wrong for you at least you get a cash bonus from it.

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    3. McNulty
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Torres 55/1 - Hatrick. All in.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        those should be the odds on him getting ONE

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  24. cucumber
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Is roger johnson expected to play both games?

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      i hope so, i have him

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  25. McNulty
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Is TotalFPL down? Frank not paid his bills?

    Need to know when Adam goes up. VDV to Adam and Kolarov to Terry? Have a bad feeling that VDV is going to come back to his best for the derby though. Anyone with VDV a bit indecisive too?

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    1. Ini
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I keep telling myself "He's come back" for the past couple weeks. Similar to Drogba and Malouda earlier in the season. I'm just gonna get rid..

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      1. everyday, i'm shufflin…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Me one.. I need to get Adam, but can't make decision of who's out yet. It's one of VDV, Nasri, and A.Young.

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  26. dribbler
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Some of these could be applied to people on here...so what's your favorite and who would you apply it to?

    When Insults Had Class

    The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
    She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison."
    He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

    A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."

    "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

    "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

    "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow

    "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

    "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

    "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde

    "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

    "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

    "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

    "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

    "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

    "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

    "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

    "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

    "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

    "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

    "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

    "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

    "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

    "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

    "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Love the classic insults - Churchill to (possibly) Lady Astor again -
      Lady A - Winston you're drunk!
      Churchill - And you're ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning.

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      1. dribbler
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        AP...“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.”

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        1. Locarno
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          “He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.”

          Trying to narrow down the number of posters this suits to an even 100.

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          1. Marknlard
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Soop has used that one on here before now.

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        2. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Ha! 🙂

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    2. $hahriyar
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      “His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” that's surely a bit mean to use on someone here.

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    3. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      quotes are fun, but you have listed about a million ones i would put into the supremist category. all those quotes just remind of a man who doesnt want to be told what to do, go against the norm makes one interesting. i do like churchill ones but they get a bit much

      'after having to kill a man i learnt there's no harm in not being rude' (something like that anyway) - churchill

      ones that spring to mind

      'it cost a lot to keep gandhi in poverty, being bankrolled by three raj princes'

      'don't give up liberty for a little safety' - benjamin franklin

      'i lived for fairness, for that i die in exile' - pope somebody

      'try to defend everything you defend nothing'

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  27. Marknlard
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Can you bet on first/last/anytime scorers on betfair? PP is down so I want to do the Maynard one, but can't see it on there.

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  28. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    why have i seen so much talk about nicky maynard over the last few days??

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      asktosey.com

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        14 years, 10 months ago

        i'm lost

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          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          ??

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  29. Ini
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    I intend to do VdV--> Lampard.

    That leaves me with Tevez--> 8.4 Forward. Any Suggestions?

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Carroll

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  30. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    “He is a self-made man and worships his creator” is perfect for (edited by admin).

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Reply fail.

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      1. dribbler
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        LOL EDITED

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