[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
16 April 2011 1112 comments
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The more some things change, the more they stay the same.

Carlo Ancelotti binned midweek’s Christmas tree and rolled out his third different formation in the past seven days as Chelsea reverted back to 4-3-3 at the Hawthorns this afternoon. Revelling in the familiarity of their favoured system, Didier Drogba and Frank Lampard were the leading lights for the champions as they came back from one down to comfortably end West Brom’s seven-match unbeaten run.

Our Captain’s Poll for gameweek 33 saw the pair placed fourth and first respectively and, up against a side who have kept one (yes, one) clean sheet this season, Drogba and Lampard subsequently hoovered up the points for their Fantasy Owners, with a goal and an assist for the Ivorian followed by a goal for Lamps as Chelsea cruised to a 3-1 win. Fantasy Premier League Bonus Points also came their way, with Drogba getting all 3 and Lampard awarded 2.

With the first game of their double gameweek proving fruitful for the pair, Fantasy Owners will be eagerly anticipating the upcoming midweek home game against Birmingham, where more of the same looks likely. Drogba has now grabbed three goals in his last four games in all competitions and with Chelsea just one point behind Arsenal, it would be brave of Ancelotti to bench him for the visit of Big Eck’s men as his team chase a second place finish. Drogba’s performance will delight the 63,000 managers who chose to draft him in ahead of this week’s double.

Florent Malouda -with an assist and 1 Bonus Point- and Salomon Kalou, with a goal, both vindicated their selection as Cheeky Punts in this week’s Scouting the Doubles article. Playing either side of Drogba in the front three, the pair were a threat to West Brom throughout, as this Average Position map shows. Kalou is (21), Malouda (15).

For Fernando Torres-watchers, the Spaniard viewed the proceedings from the bench for eighty-two minutes before Ancelotti allowed him some game time. To his credit, El Nino promptly put the ball in the net, but the effort was correctly ruled offside as his eight-minute cameo, once again, came to nothing.

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  1. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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    C'mon United!!!!

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  2. Damo.
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    Nice one that O Shea mistake will hopefully mean Rafael starts at Newcastle

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  3. invincibles4ever
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    Just remembered my money back special on Paddy Power if there is a red card in the match.. Cheers scholesy!!

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    1. Mr Smith
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      Beauty, forgot about that and have 30 notes on Utd win

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    2. jamie20
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      mu muf mufc ok!!!!

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  4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    *TAKE EVERYTHING REEEAAAALLL SLOW

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      loved that first embrace album....

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  5. Goalarov
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Balotelli is a lazy f*cker.

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  6. Declan
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    Great performance by Citeh....

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  7. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    hold on city!

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  8. Goalarov
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    5 minutes. lol.

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    1. Declan
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      Fergie time.....

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      1. Goalarov
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        defo

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  9. The Bandit
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    Thankyou Drog and Lamps. You have owed me this week since I was suckered into your injury stories in gw1! 😀

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  10. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    the fa cup is meaningless eh

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    1. jamie20
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      yeah, evidently when we're not in it it is eh?! you all kicked off when we went to south america and now everyone is callin it tin pot' again?? or should i say has been .... bizarre!

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  11. The Bandit
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    Looking forward to the big match! 😉

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  12. HST
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    Jesus Balotelli, what a tool.

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  13. andy85wsm
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    Come on bolton!

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    1. jamie20
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      fookin bang on!!!

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  14. Goalarov
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    +100000

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  15. HST
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    Yaya is out on his feet, what a storming performance.

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    1. jamie20
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      immense!!! the blue bastard! lol

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  16. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    i'll be honest, all week i saw this as a utd walkover

    so so pleased that it hasn't been

    well done city, well done... must be their first trophy coming up in over 30 years

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    1. andy85wsm
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      I hope not.

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  17. Declan
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    United outclassed!

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    1. invincibles4ever
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      Absolutely, City showed some grit todays. Well done to them..

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      1. invincibles4ever
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        *today

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    2. jamie20
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      ridiculous* lol

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      1. whosyadaddy
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        random week for fixtures gotta be a DGW player Lamps isn't guaranteed goals against relegation battle WHM? probably a fulham man might even go cheey on Jarvis or O'Hara? What do u think?

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        1. M@sTeR
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          Jarvis or Ohara yes! if u want fulham man get zamora

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          1. whosyadaddy
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            thanks

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        2. Fray Bentos
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          I think Chelsea will spank west ham

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  18. jamsiep
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    bahaha! F*ck off Utd.

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    1. looking4second
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      +100000000

      Get in City triple my ass ha ha ha.

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  19. HST
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    HAHA Rio, zero class.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      i wanna see his tweet about that

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  20. Goalarov
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    Balo the Badass!

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  21. DGno9
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    lol...look at united sore losers! hahaha

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  22. jamsiep
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    I <3 Balotelli

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    1. FPL Daniel
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      -1

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    2. TommyK
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      But you don't really.

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  23. Damo.
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    I think he was bullying Anderson

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  24. HST
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    Ahhh Doves - Pounding to celebrate, quality.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      great song

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  25. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    what did balotelli do?

    ferdinand was pissed! was funny seeing him in platt's face

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    1. invincibles4ever
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      Will look forward to his 1 million tweets later..

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  26. TommyK
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    Would be so typical if stoke went on to win the FA cup now......

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    1. Damo.
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      Ah man could you imagine Stoke on a Thursday night. Bloody worse than the pool http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2537/3728901153_a0f8733ed1.jpg

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  27. Ini
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    City acting like they've never been to a final in 30 years.

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  28. DickFranDyke
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    Balotelli - Legend

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  29. invincibles4ever
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    Fire drill...is there a fire drilll..

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  30. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Shit match. Well done City.

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    1. TommyK
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      +1 basically

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      showing more class than rio there mate

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