[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
16 April 2011 1112 comments
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The more some things change, the more they stay the same.

Carlo Ancelotti binned midweek’s Christmas tree and rolled out his third different formation in the past seven days as Chelsea reverted back to 4-3-3 at the Hawthorns this afternoon. Revelling in the familiarity of their favoured system, Didier Drogba and Frank Lampard were the leading lights for the champions as they came back from one down to comfortably end West Brom’s seven-match unbeaten run.

Our Captain’s Poll for gameweek 33 saw the pair placed fourth and first respectively and, up against a side who have kept one (yes, one) clean sheet this season, Drogba and Lampard subsequently hoovered up the points for their Fantasy Owners, with a goal and an assist for the Ivorian followed by a goal for Lamps as Chelsea cruised to a 3-1 win. Fantasy Premier League Bonus Points also came their way, with Drogba getting all 3 and Lampard awarded 2.

With the first game of their double gameweek proving fruitful for the pair, Fantasy Owners will be eagerly anticipating the upcoming midweek home game against Birmingham, where more of the same looks likely. Drogba has now grabbed three goals in his last four games in all competitions and with Chelsea just one point behind Arsenal, it would be brave of Ancelotti to bench him for the visit of Big Eck’s men as his team chase a second place finish. Drogba’s performance will delight the 63,000 managers who chose to draft him in ahead of this week’s double.

Florent Malouda -with an assist and 1 Bonus Point- and Salomon Kalou, with a goal, both vindicated their selection as Cheeky Punts in this week’s Scouting the Doubles article. Playing either side of Drogba in the front three, the pair were a threat to West Brom throughout, as this Average Position map shows. Kalou is (21), Malouda (15).

For Fernando Torres-watchers, the Spaniard viewed the proceedings from the bench for eighty-two minutes before Ancelotti allowed him some game time. To his credit, El Nino promptly put the ball in the net, but the effort was correctly ruled offside as his eight-minute cameo, once again, came to nothing.

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  1. arfa
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    Seedorf rolling back the years!
    joke keeper mind

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  2. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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    Drogba really looked on top form today, i think people will struggle to take him out if he keeps this up. Most i imagine saw it as a short term for the DGW, rethink is in order imo.

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    1. Touré De Force
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      +1

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      1. jayzico
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        +1 drogs is back. god id love man u to trip up at newcastle. surely after city this guarantees nani a place. little valencia aint up to the job? surely

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  3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Valdes - Alves Pique Puyol Adriano - Xavi Busquets Iniesta - Pedro Messi Villa

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    1. Long ago I drew a walrus
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      As close to full strength as it gets. Got the RM line ups too?

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        Casillas; SergioRamos, Albiol, Carvalho, Marcelo; Pepe, Sami Khedira, XabiAlonso; Di Maria, Cristiano Benzema

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        1. Long ago I drew a walrus
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          Pepe midfield?

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        2. Boom!!!
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          10 players?

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          1. Gnu
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            Count them again.

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          2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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            There's 11 there, Cristiano and Benzema are 2 different players.

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            1. Boom!!!
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              😮 no ozil 😯

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        3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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          Pepe in MF is an odd one.

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          1. Demí
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            Nah it's albiol midfield

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            1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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              Doubt it, pepe's played there recently.

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            2. Demí
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              or atleast that's what his wiki says, he's known for his versatility as a defensive mid, right back and centre half

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              1. Gnu
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                Pepe played DCM last season for real, I believe.

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                1. Demí
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                  thanks.

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              2. Gargamel
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                No it's Pepe in midfield, this was reported by Marca yesterday (that Özil would be replaced by Pepe in midfield)

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                1. Demí
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                  yeah thanks.

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        4. arfa
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          Ozil?

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  4. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    God bless you, Leighton Baines. What a hero

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    1. rasher
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      he's a little diamond!

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  5. Dejsta
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    73 points and 410th overall and leapfrogged from 3rd to 1st in my mini league. Looking good so far 🙂

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    1. gooner dave
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      Nice. And well done.

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    2. Touré De Force
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      big score buddy, I earmarked Osman 3 games ago but never had the transfer/space to get him in. Boy has he delivered.

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  6. gooner dave
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    Any news to the extent of rj's injury?

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      1. gooner dave
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        Nice one. Cheers boom.

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  7. Ringo
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    Can someone tell me what time the Real Madrid v Barca game is on tomorrow (british time). It is tomorrow isn't it?

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      9 pm tonight.

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    2. Demí
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      it's today in 40 minutes

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      1. Ringo
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        Oh! Feck!

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  8. Touré De Force
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    BOO YA, just in home to see the Droginator has delivered. Gamble landed gentlemen.

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  9. Locarno
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    Cup match comes down to:

    Him: Rooney, Nasri (x 2), Van Der Vaart, Carr

    Me: Foster, Johnson, Vidic, Torres plus 10 points

    Think I'm screwed.

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    1. Touré De Force
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      Wouldn't say so buddy, that's incredibly tight.

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    2. applebonkers
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      yep. torres was a bit unlucky today. i thought his goal inches onside

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    3. Demí
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      who was your captain

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      1. Locarno
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        We've both got RVP (c).

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        1. Demí
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          All hinges on nasri having a quiet 2 games.

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          1. Locarno
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            Yep. Or I need to fluke a goal from Johnson or - even less likely - Torres.

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            1. Demí
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              haha, Even with your cup progress chances looking slim, you still manage to slip in a joke.

              Love it 😉

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    4. gooner dave
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      Think I'm done in my cup game too. Need Torres to go mental midweek. Yep I'm done.

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      1. Locarno
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        At least I'm in good company taking a punt on Nando. Still may come off, but it's looking less likely every time he takes the field.

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        1. gooner dave
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          Aye, starting to feel like a bit of a bellend myself. some times they are a "differential" for a reason.
          And I can't keep telling myself "this week will be his week" when he gets parked on the pine.
          I swear drogs has upped his game just to make Torres look even worse.

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  10. Badonge
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    Pepe recently played as CDM just in front of the back four in Madrid's 3-0 league win. Defensive stability is just what they need following their 5-0 defeat at Camp Nou.

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  11. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Any bets for El Classico?

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    1. applebonkers
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      sergio ramos to go even further down in my estimations. el hadji diouf has saved him a seat

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    2. Gargamel
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      Both teams to score, odds 1.61

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      1. Demí
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        yep. I'm on that bet. Hoping madrid don't let me down, i can't see barcelona not scoring

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      2. Locarno
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        Real Madrid to score 4-plus at 16-1.

        Not. That. Confident.

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    3. Bubbles
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      I'm going either Barca at 6/4, or a cheeky Barca -1 at 10/3. Given the recent records between the two sides, I may go for the latter.

      Was going to go for a Barca & Valencia double, but I thought they kicked off the same time and I now see Valencia are 2-0 up, so out the window that one goes.

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    4. arfa
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      i've gone for 1-1 at 8-1

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  12. ...---...
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    Chaps,

    Where would one find the heat maps included in this article?

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    1. applebonkers
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      google the game you want followed by soccernet (e.g west brom chelsea 3 soccernet) then click on gamecast, then tactical formation, then heat map or average position

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      1. ...---...
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        Excellent! Cheers appleman.

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    2. Mr Smith
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      Messi anytime scorer, 2.10

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  13. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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    There are people in the top 500 who only joined in gameweek 2. Wow.

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    1. Gnu
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      Really 😯 can you link? or will have spend ages trying to find 1.

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  14. Back on the horse
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    nearly every team ive looked at has played the joker 'leave players i know are not playing in my first 11' card.

    so i expect auto subs to have quite an effect

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      guiltyyyyy

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  15. Akers
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    Steal the Gareth Bale Vs. Inter idea much Sky?

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  16. njfsdkffslkf
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    Lots of fighting outside the stadium at Wembley being reported.

    Idiots

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    1. Locarno
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      They should leave them all in the stadium. Last one standing wins Rooney's tracksuit and tie.

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  17. applebonkers
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    wtf. baines' average position is more advanced than beckford?

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    1. Bubbles
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      He was standing at the penalty spot for quite some time...

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      1. applebonkers
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        lol

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  18. M@sTeR
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    Do you think will score against Bir and West Ham? How to do with Gw34 double?

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    1. alsybach
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      shockingly bad qestion

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  19. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    Is THAT BARCA VS REAL A UEFA MATCH TODAY ?

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    1. Boom!!!
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      no league match...

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      1. Gnu
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        ...and the winner of tonights dumb-ass question is.......

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        1. Gnu
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          😉

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    2. alsybach
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      what?!

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      :-/

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  20. Locarno
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    Hang on, the multi-millionaire England manager missed the FA semi-final to go to Madrid? 😯

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    1. The Bandit
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      Nobody playing he would be interested in.

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      1. alsybach
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        what????

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        1. The Bandit
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          Apart from Hart

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      2. Locarno
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        How can you say that??!! Gareth Barry, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Joleon Lescott, Michael Carr... yeah, you're right. 🙂

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    2. alsybach
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      that is somewhat worrying..........

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        when it comes to capello, THIS is what worries you?

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  21. jagz
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    30 points from 4 defenders and charlie adam

    is that decent?

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    1. applebonkers
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      of course 7 points per defender is good

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    2. Boom!!!
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      yes!!!

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    3. Back to Back Ballacks
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      ive 28 from 4 defs no charlie,,,but i would imagine your in pretty good shape

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      1. jagz
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        as long as arsenal turn up lol and i'm a united fan 😛

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  22. Back to Back Ballacks
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    Allrite lads,,,anyone have any problems trying to make transfers on FPL this morning?

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    1. Boom!!!
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      no but the site was working slow for me...

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  23. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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    Holloways interview today..

    What was your assessment of the first half?
    Ollie: We may as well have taken a shotgun and blown off both our feet.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      succinct

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  24. Gargamel
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    I'm not impressed by the prospects of a middle 3 of Khedira, Alonso and Pepe to be honest. Pepe is a bit of a lunati tbh.

    Can anyone help me find odds on Pepe being sent off tonight?

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    1. Gargamel
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      Found it at Unibet, priced at 12. If anyone knows better please tell me 🙂

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      1. alsybach
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        what a silly bet.

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        1. Gargamel
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          I know. Silly as hell. I'm gonna go for it!

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      1. Gargamel
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        Thanks!

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  25. Locarno
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    Hey, United are still in the Cup!

    No, hang on a minute, I'm watching ITV+1.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      that joke is still too late lolcarno

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    2. Akers
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      Poor comment, even by your extremely low standards. 😉

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  26. Gargamel
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    I'd love it if Ronaldo absolutely battered Messi in performance over these games. Hoping for a spectacular hattrick tonight!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      how can you even want that

      urgh

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      1. Bubbles
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        Not everyone hates Ronaldo y'know.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          the wink sealed the deal for me

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          1. Bubbles
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            That only elevated him in my opinion. 😀

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              shame on you! not english then?

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  27. The Bandit
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    Toshack, Capello and large script. Dream team! 🙁

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  28. smash
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    Anyone think Coleman will go straight back into the starting XI for Everton, sounds like he did the business in his cameo today?

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  29. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Come on Madrid!!

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    1. Boom!!!
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      +1 1 1 1 1

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  30. HellasLEAF
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    hahaaaa, Manchester is BLUE!!! GET IN YOU MIGHTY BLUES!!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      epic result for you

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    2. Syd.
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      It has always been blue...

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