[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
16 April 2011 1112 comments
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The more some things change, the more they stay the same.

Carlo Ancelotti binned midweek’s Christmas tree and rolled out his third different formation in the past seven days as Chelsea reverted back to 4-3-3 at the Hawthorns this afternoon. Revelling in the familiarity of their favoured system, Didier Drogba and Frank Lampard were the leading lights for the champions as they came back from one down to comfortably end West Brom’s seven-match unbeaten run.

Our Captain’s Poll for gameweek 33 saw the pair placed fourth and first respectively and, up against a side who have kept one (yes, one) clean sheet this season, Drogba and Lampard subsequently hoovered up the points for their Fantasy Owners, with a goal and an assist for the Ivorian followed by a goal for Lamps as Chelsea cruised to a 3-1 win. Fantasy Premier League Bonus Points also came their way, with Drogba getting all 3 and Lampard awarded 2.

With the first game of their double gameweek proving fruitful for the pair, Fantasy Owners will be eagerly anticipating the upcoming midweek home game against Birmingham, where more of the same looks likely. Drogba has now grabbed three goals in his last four games in all competitions and with Chelsea just one point behind Arsenal, it would be brave of Ancelotti to bench him for the visit of Big Eck’s men as his team chase a second place finish. Drogba’s performance will delight the 63,000 managers who chose to draft him in ahead of this week’s double.

Florent Malouda -with an assist and 1 Bonus Point- and Salomon Kalou, with a goal, both vindicated their selection as Cheeky Punts in this week’s Scouting the Doubles article. Playing either side of Drogba in the front three, the pair were a threat to West Brom throughout, as this Average Position map shows. Kalou is (21), Malouda (15).

For Fernando Torres-watchers, the Spaniard viewed the proceedings from the bench for eighty-two minutes before Ancelotti allowed him some game time. To his credit, El Nino promptly put the ball in the net, but the effort was correctly ruled offside as his eight-minute cameo, once again, came to nothing.

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  1. HST
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    That Magners advert with the dude with the beard made of bees freaks me the f*ck out.

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    1. The Bandit
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      They should but them in the Halifax 'Issa Issa baby' bitches knickers!

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      1. HST
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        Great shout, that is probably the most annoying thing I have ever seen.

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        1. The Bandit
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          Seriously, she scares the hell out of me. Looks like a real psycho! 😯

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          1. HST
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            I just want to go into the Halifax radio station with a sub machine gun and end the lot of them.

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      2. Epic Fail
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        Id hit it.

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  2. The Gambler.
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    get in there Judd Trump!

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    1. Tangerine Army XI
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      +1

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  3. the Chaser
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    How is everyone dealing with the end-of-el-clasico or Match of the Day conundrum?!

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    1. HST
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      With Sky plus HD.

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      1. BONZ
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        +1
        Sky Plus is great for fastforwarding the studio guests!

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    2. The Gambler.
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      sky+ the highlights of course

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      1. the Chaser
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        hehe i am watching sky through an xbox so don't think I have that luxury!

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        1. Dai Chicken Pie
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          how do you do that?

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          1. the Chaser
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            i think everybody with sky has a free sky player thing, that allows you to watch it through an xbox. Pretty sweet, the connections usually good too (as in doesn't stop start)

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    3. TommyK
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      With a blank video tape and a VHS recorder.

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      1. DOCLES
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        Im watchin McCloskey!..... hope he can do it!

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  4. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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    anyone have the link for that grease monkey script?

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      1. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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        cheers

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  5. BONZ
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    fkin camera angles killing me at times 🙁

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  6. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Are you suffering from erectile disfunction? 😉

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  7. BONZ
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    oops

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  8. The Bandit
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    The predicted red arrives! Good call Mourinho! 😉

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    1. TommyK
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      No way jose! 😉

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    2. PFOR
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      Well he said he'd train his players to play with 10 men so let's see the comeback 😉

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      1. The Bandit
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        Too much winking goin' on here! 🙂

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  9. Bubbles
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    Red card. Lovely stuff.

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  10. BONZ
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    real 10 men and messi score pen

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      The best player ever called Lionel!!

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  11. Jack Frost
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    Grievous bodily harm to Villa, so says the American commentator on our Gol TV. Messi follows up with the successful pen.

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      No 🙁

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  12. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    Got to say, pretty happy so far...
    Green arrow despite only 45 (-4)
    Up to 3013, and still got 10 to play inc (c) RVP twice.
    Ill be screaming at the tv tomorrow!!

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Well, for once in a blue moon, I'm pretty happy too! 🙂

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      1. arfa
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        congrats MMW a monster score

        *raises glass

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          Cheers, arfa!!! *looks throught the bottom of an empty glass, darkly* 😀

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  13. Well you know, Triffic
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    McCloskey going to get KO'ed with that low left hand.

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  14. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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    biggest let down of the week so far??

    No cleanie for chelsea.

    biggest high of the week so far?

    brum holding on to the cleanie.

    So who doubled up on Chelsea defence and who doubled up on brum defence?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Doubled up on Brum defence ...

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      1. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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        me too. 🙂 took a 8 point hit to bring in Luiz and carr, disappointed with luiz no cleanie, hopefully make up for it on wednesday

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      2. Waldaz
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        +13

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    2. blauriecon
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      Doubled on both. Plus Odemwingie.

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  15. MediocreMagician
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    Has anyone ever found a rival of theirs on the site? Pretty certain I just found 1 of mine.

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    1. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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      is his team linked, you'd know for sure then!

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      1. MediocreMagician
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        Na it's not linked but seems everything they do and ask adds up to well even an obscure points hit

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    2. The Bandit
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      Yep, got stalked hence no link and name change!

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        Who were you? Have a fair idea I think

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        1. PFOR
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          Who do you think it might be?

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          1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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            Chamakh that

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            1. PFOR
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              I've seen him post quite recently under that name, unless he changed in the last day.

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      2. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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        last year i thought i found my rival, but was wrong. its possible though!!

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  16. TorresMagic™
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    Millionaire Club Safety Scores after 5 games.

    Hits : 0 = 23, 1 = 29, 2 = 33, 3 = 38, 4 = 41, 5 = 47

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Bonjour, Le Miserable! 😉

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Evening MMW.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          Are you going to be positive? 😀

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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              Awww ... 🙁

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  17. The Bandit
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    She has to die to save the world! 😯
    I'll do it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVIMMmqwe6Q

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    1. HST
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      Read through the comments they are absolutely hilarious this is my favourite -

      "i still owe halifax 500 on an overdraft i had there 10 yrs ago the c*nts will never find me - up yours halifax! oh and after seeing this abortion of an advert i reckon you owe me money now you cross dressing cocksniffing assgape"

      I'm dying, I can't stop laughing.

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      1. The Bandit
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        Popular ain't she?! 😀

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      2. The Bandit
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        RBJ? Has his signature on it!;)

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  18. The Stock
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    10:30pm hangover. Perked up by Barca masterclass. Again.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      You must learn to take more water with it ... 😉

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      1. The Stock
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        +1

        Long Island Ice Tea = dangerous.

        Bluuue Moooooooon!

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  19. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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    when you google 'fantasy football advice' FFS is the first result, so its highly likely your rivals have been on here at some stage.

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    1. PFOR
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      One of my rivals captained Boselli the first week. Doubt he's ever been on here though 🙂

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      1. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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        HAHA, BOSELLI=FAIL 🙂

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      2. MediocreMagician
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        Would be great if I found a rival who set his nation to CAR. Couldn't get better proof

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  20. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    If Real don't win this game, they will have fewer points than at this stage last season under Pellegrini.

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    1. AP
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      I'd absolutely love it if Barca win all 4 of these games.

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      1. The Stock
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        Dit. O.

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      2. Bubbles
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        Quite honestly, can't really see anything other than that. Real are good with the ball, but without it they're still not fantastic. Every week they'll have the lions share of the ball, but whenever Barca roll up its a different story. Even with the money spent, there's still a gulf in class.

        And as I type this Real score. 😀 But Barca don't NEED the win tonight. They'll win comfortably in the CL and cup I'd wager.

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  21. The Stock
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    Can't stand the camera angles they come up with at the Bernabeu. This is football, not Fifa 2011 on the Xbox

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Sit up straight, sir! 😉

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  22. johnbobman
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    37 points (minus 4) with technically 12 to play. Looking good, may even win this week

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  23. arfa
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    sublime touch by Iniesta there,

    death by a thousand passes

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  24. Bigo1
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    I am sorry but Cathcart is corrputed; no way a professional player can play so bad

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  25. Waldaz
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    Penalty!

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  26. The Stock
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    There'll be a few sniffing around Rodallega in the summer I would have thought.

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    1. HST
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      Take him at the Villa anyday, get Heskey off the wage bill.

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  27. BONZ
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    another pen........Ronaldo to score it?

    Surely alves would have to get 2nd yellow?????

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  28. DGno9
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    real 1-1

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  29. arfa
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    get in there,need a 1-1 for some wedgerooo

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