[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
30 April 2011 1195 comments
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Since returning to a 4-3-3 formation three gameweeks ago, the goals had been flowing for Chelsea. The last trio of fixtures had brought three goals in each game for the defending champions, with the first-choice frontline of Didier Drogba, Florent Malouda and Salomon Kalou bagging six goals between them. The points came thick and fast for Fantasy owners as Carlo Ancelotti‘s side revisited their early-season Fantasy Premier League (FPL) hauls all over again.

Regardless of this recent consistency and re-found form up front, all it took was a Fernando Torres goal at a rain-soaked Stamford Bridge last weekend to change Ancelotti’s thinking. The Chelsea boss clearly reckoned the Spaniard would be brimming with confidence after finally breaking his scoring duck for the Blues, and resultantly chose to re-organise his side for this evening’s visit of Tottenham, with Torres through the middle and Drogba stationed to his right.

Before today, Drogba and Torres had started two league matches together, and both had failed to score; their relationship is clearly a work in progress. After today’s game-to no-one’s real surprise- that tally has risen three.

It was only when Torres was hauled off after the hour mark that Chelsea’s fluency returned. As indication of this increased threat was the home side’s shooting stats: 11 shots in 63 minutes with Torres on the pitch, 9 shots in 27 minutes without him, practically double.

With Drogba re-installed through the middle, the hosts looked far more comfortable and it was no real surprise to see a winner arrive late on. Even more damning for Torres, it was Kalou- his replacement- who notched the winner to move his side to just three points behind Man United.

Granted, both Chelsea’s goals came with more than a slice of good fortune; Frank Lampard’s leveller was a combination of dodgy goalkeeping and a debatable linesman’s decision, and Kalou looked offside as he slotted him the winner from a Drogba pass. Nevertheless, there’s every chance that if Ancelotti had stuck to his recent starting XI, this match would not be remembered as what it ultimately was; nothing more than a somewhat fortuitous victory. With a trip to Old Trafford next gameweek, Carlo can’t rely on luck to bail him out again.

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  1. Ini
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    It's a pity Tot went missing in the second half..of the season.

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    1. Shakey
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      They've got the best squad in the league though.

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  2. Yossi
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    25 points.....

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    1. DOCLES
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      14 (-4)

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  3. applebonkers
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    fair to say chelsea rode their luck today in their 4-4-3 (alan smith still thinks 4-4-2...and gets paid to think that 😯 ). malouda's was definitely a dive, not sure why he did it, he looked like he was about to score anyway

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      4-4-3? Mistake or some joke about the ref being on their side?

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      1. applebonkers
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        no just the commentator didn't recognise chelsea were playing 4-3-3 with drogba drifting from a starting position of anelka or kalou's spot on the right of a 4-3-3. he seemed to think torres and drogba playing can only mean 4-4-2 despite the 4-3-3 (admittedly a flexible one) staring him in the face for 90 mins

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      2. applebonkers
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        my bad. i think i'm still reeling from the guilt of my earlier rant

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        1. andy85wsm
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          So you should!

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          1. applebonkers
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            🙂 i'm just jealous i'm not getting any of this lampard luck. every point in that post still stands just not quite as exaggerated. unfortunately the few mins i normally spend thinking to myself get over it you idiot was instead spent with a laptop in front of me

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          2. applebonkers
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            oh and i also blame this grav, it's contageous 😉

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        2. Gargamel
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          I love a good rant, felt extra good as I'm one of those who bought him for the double and captained him three gameweeks in a row 🙂

          I love being lucky

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          1. applebonkers
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            *shakes fist* i've got some reading back to do today. i'm guessing some man utd fan v chelsea heated debate popped up.

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            1. andy85wsm
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              Yup and it was as boring as ever.

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              1. applebonkers
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                just had a quick look at the most recent page. sack the board is taking those blue specs to new levels. however on first viewing (in normal time) i thought lamaprds was a goal and kalou was no way near offside. so i'd be a hypocrite to have a go

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                1. andy85wsm
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                  Just boring how quickly united gets brought into it.

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            2. Gargamel
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              🙂

              I think you've got to learn to like to be lucky in this game, or it will be unbearable when you look at the bad luck you inevitably also will have.

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    2. Gargamel
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      You kind of ruin your point by writing 4-4-3 🙂

      I was fooled myself at first too, because Drogba clearly didn't know how to handle his new role and ended up very centrally and thereby limiting both his and Torres impact. Looked much better when the 3 subs came on.

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      1. applebonkers
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        d'oh 😳 you know what i mean. drogba and torres seemd to keep swapping. the biggest clue was malouda playing very advanced still, plsu chelsea not having a right mid

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        1. Retro
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          I have to agree with the sentiment of your earlier rant. You're up against guys like me who don't watch football, chalk boards, formations or opta stats. I think some of the guys here over analyse things. All you really need to know is that Lampard is a fellow who pops up and scores goals. Quite often.

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          1. applebonkers
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            hah that's unfair i think on you and others who maybe don't watch football 24/7. basically i'm pissed off at gomes and the linesman.

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          2. Bazman returns
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            Very true. I have been caught out over analyzing things and made wrong decisions because of it.

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  4. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    Come on baps I want to go out already!

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    1. SuperMario
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      what time roughly they out?

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      1. Egg noodle
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        25mins minimum

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  5. Gargamel
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    What's wrong with Gareth Bale by the way? So average lately. Invisible today - should've been taken off earlier methinks.

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    1. Cheggers
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      Not sure - he looks like a player who needs some time off. He will pick up again next season

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    2. King Eric, in America
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      Perhaps: not quite the footballing force he was reckoned early in the season, after 3 or 4 good games?

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    3. pieces
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      overrated?

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  6. Eddy
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    Did Zamora not get two assists?

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      Second wasn't given, a few people have emailed but I don't think it'll be given.

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      1. Eddy
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        Okay thanks

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  7. Spoiler
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    defo taking out torres for odem. should have done it this week.

    waiting on silva now whether its worth him for the dbgw

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  8. TorresMagic™
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    Prediction on who get more bonus points this week. Lampard or Drogba?

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    1. Boom!!!
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      drog!

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      1. Egg noodle
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        +1

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    2. zøphar
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      lampard

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      1. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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        Drogba.. From the watch on TV.

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      2. Erevos
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        +1

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    3. Bazman returns
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      Both!

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      1. Bazman returns
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        Whoops missed the word more! Sorry..

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    4. applebonkers
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      if lampard gets more i'll feel sick. 5 points for his goal is incredibly frustrating but getting a further 3 for what exactly? a 6 out of 10 performance, just like last week. everyone gets lucky at points (something i overlooked earlier 😳 ) but jesus was lampard really the best player on the pitch today? i know it's a bit subjective but f*** me i need a new tv if so

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    5. King Eric, in America
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      Lampard 3 to make up for the goal he didn't score ... that they counted anyway.

      How is that not worth 3 points? 🙂

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  9. Egg noodle
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    baps - Odem 3 Adam 3 Lamp 1. i know its coming.

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    1. Hybrid.power
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      Adam? Was he any good?

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      1. applebonkers
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        le tissier said he'll be disappointed with his performance today

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      2. Egg noodle
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        he looked nailed on for 3 baps in the first 15minutes of the game. i stopped watching the game after that though.

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        1. Waldaz
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          That's usually enough for him

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    2. Bolivian Seaman
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      adam didn't do his normal massive long ball punts, so I'd be surprised if he gets 3

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  10. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    Did anyone watch the Everton game? Baines a shout for baps?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      He's a magnet regardless.

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      1. Egg noodle
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        the magic was back in the dugout after 63 minutes 😆

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          Hello Buggu. 🙂

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          1. Egg noodle
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            😐 😳

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  11. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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    Good Saturday games.. I like this week that people went for various captain choice.

    Decision made at 11:29 to change armband from Lampard to Drogba and finally stop at Kuyt. I hope he will come better than Lamps and Drogs tomorrow !!!

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  12. Mulder
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    Is that article for real? Did you watch the game? Bringing on Kalou for Torres didn't change the formation or the flow of the game. The goal was a freak that anyone could have scored, it's not like Kalou was amazing when he came on. Torres played fairly well, was harsh to hook him off today.

    Christ.... the media are going to have another field day writing about Torres once again.

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    1. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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      I think Torres played well in the 1st half but couldn't connect or create anything in 2nd as he was closely marked by Spurs defense.. He's getting better than the previous games.

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  13. A-Team
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    Well, Ashley Young looks like he's already got his mind on pastures new next season so even though Villa are at home to Wigan next game, I think I'll be replacing him with VDV this week.

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    1. Viper
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      A.Cole -> Lescott & Adam -> VDV for me..

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        I didn't watch today game. How did he look in this game?

        Lampard form made me wanna keep him and lose the inconsistent Young.

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    2. Rush
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      Totally agree. His mind is elsewhere. I'm doing the same but It'll be Silva for me.

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  14. Viper
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    16 (-4) with 6 to play! Im THRILLED!

    😆

    Now, im off for beer! Besta luck with the bps!

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  15. TorresMagic™
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    Huth getting bonus points will make me sick as he's on my bench. 🙁

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    1. Bolivian Seaman
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      I think he could. He looked quite threatening going forward as well

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        I have no doubt he will & I didn't watch the game.

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        1. Waldaz
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          Yep, Stoke clean = Huth bps, 100%

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    2. Syd.
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      He played well today... Should get at least 2

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    3. Scoredelario
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      not trying to scare you but i think he was stoke's best player.

      Weirdly, i think blackpool's defenders were the best in the game though.

      but the judges will make the vital decision, and what faith we have in them!

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    4. zøphar
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      Evatt will prolly get some on my bench too TM

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Nearly bought him in another game. I hate Coleman more & more.

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        1. zøphar
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          I would have had to bench Terry or Luiz to play Evatt.. with 0 clean sheets all season at home, it would have been an inspired move..

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  16. AriseSirGiggsy
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    isnt bale something of a 1 foot / 1 trick pony?

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    1. Gargamel
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      He is, but he's extremely good at his trick. When in form at least, not today.

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      1. Gargamel
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        Actually being incredibly good at one or a few things is great. See Rory Delap, Michael Owen, Javier Hernandez, David Beckham, Sinisa Mihajlovic, Filippo Inzaghi and Jan Koller for more inspiration.

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        1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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          Mihajlovic, what a legend (on PES4 at least!) Him on FKs = guaranteed goal.

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          1. Gargamel
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            Yeah absolutely. Last part was true about him in real life too, he once scored a hat trick from free kicks in a Serie A game. Insane.

            In the later stages of his career he was in fact total shit on the pitch but as he was so likely to score free kicks it was still worth playing him.

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            1. AriseSirGiggsy
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              what a way to dismiss one of englands greatest ever players... which of Beckhams "tricks" are you referring to?

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              1. Gargamel
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                The one where he takes a really good set piece.

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        2. Bolivian Seaman
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          katie price does one thing, then she gets better at it, i see

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        3. Shakey
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          Never going to be the strongest argument if you start a list with Rory Delap...

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          1. Gargamel
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            Hahaha

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    2. Syd.
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      He is a 1 game pony...

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  17. SuperDorrans
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    Bit annoying that Huth is my last sub.

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      My only chance is Nani not playing. Very unlikely. 🙁

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    2. Elts
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      I have bergovic and huth .. subbed .. and played foster and r johnson ... not feeling positive at all about it

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      1. Syd.
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        I played Begovic... 7 Points 🙂

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        1. Elts
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          seeing who your other GK is, I would defo have done the same. Thought Foster had more chance of a CS and still might have

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          1. Syd.
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            Blackpool are pants and will be relegated... I knew they would find it hard to score today

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    3. Retro
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      Who're 1 and 2?

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    4. PintPounders
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      +1 on that, and had Coleman not played 25, Huth would be going in for me.

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  18. Elts
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    23 with 6 to play (incl captain). Kind of relieved

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    1. Syd.
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      The Arsenal / United score will dedict how high the average will be this week

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      1. Elts
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        it will impact for sure though from the transfers out etc it is obvious lots of people have been shipping out aresenal players

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        1. Oi! Shadders!
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          Impact? You mean 'affect'.

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  19. OneTwo
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    Come already w these BP's!

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      +3 (baps for lamps hopefully)

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  20. Bolivian Seaman
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    Who thinks chelski will be manure next week? 😛

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      They will still be Chelski next week. 😕

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      I always fancy Chelsea against Utd. Let's just hope Arse can do it tomorrow, I'm a neutral and would love a tense run-in!

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  21. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    2 weeks, 14 points from Aaron Hughes. Would be a successful transfer if he hadn't been on my bench both times 😆

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    1. Scoredelario
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      he was on the bench for the double?

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        Accidentally yes, no one but me to blame 🙁

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  22. Locarno
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    BaPs are in

    http://girls.gunaxin.com/wp-content/gallery/boobquake/cleavage_1.jpg

    Baines 3. Odem none. 🙁

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    1. Badonge
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      any wba?

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      1. Locarno
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        Olsson 3
        Mulumbu 2
        Meite 1

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  23. OneTwo
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    That Tott goal def belong to Sandro?

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    1. Egg noodle
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      yes

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  24. JWF
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    1BP each for Lamps and Zamora

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  25. Locarno
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    And 2 for Al-habsi, lounging on my bench.

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  26. Yossi
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    Lamps 1 bp, Howard 1

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  27. Hybrid.power
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    2 for Drogs. Duno who got the three.

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    1. Elts
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      modric

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  28. Egg noodle
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    Adam didnt spank me with his baps today 🙁

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  29. A-Team
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    No bonus for Odem?

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    1. Badonge
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      olsson got 3, MEITE 1. mistake surely

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    2. Elts
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      no. bu g g er

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  30. Syd.
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    2 Drogba..

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