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7 May 2011 1305 comments
Mark Mark
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As these words at typed Heurelho Gomes has just stuck out a telescopic arm to palm away Charlie Adam’s angled drive. Tottenham’s clean sheet preserved – for now.

If Spurs can keep Ian Holloway’s Seaside cavaliers at bay they’ll earn Fantasy investors in Gomes and Michael Dawson something rather special. A clean sheet, on day in which ten sides failed to deliver a single defensive gain, would be a precious commodity; a glittering prize for those who gobbled up Tottenham’s double gameweek bait.

We’ve rattled on for weeks on how defensive investment is being shaped by the potential of attacking returns. It’s the reason why the likes of Gary Cahill and Aleksandar Kolarov find their way in the Scout Picks; it’s even led to the endorsement of a Wolves defender. Things really are that bad.

Today saw both Cahill and Kolarov do little to justify the hype we’ve lavished on them. However, the fact remains that these defenders do offer attacking potential – they do have efforts on goal, they do provide creativity from open play and set-pieces. While they, along with every other defender today, returned zero points from their defensive efforts – they did at least get closer than most to rectifying things at the opposite end.

None of us can be comfortable with the situation – I for one hanker for the days when selecting a Chelsea, United and Liverpool defender took care of matters. The days when John Terry, Rio Nemanja Vidic and Jamie Carragher justified the outlay and left us to ponder tinkering our attacking assets. If today’s script is anything to go by, United and Chelsea will remind us again that those days are long gone when they collide at Old Trafford tomorrow.

This season we could almost taste the excitement generated by an out-of-position prospect – we’ve even seen the unproven talents of Seamus Coleman and Elmohamady create bandwagons of some significance. It’s a worrying trend, as Fantasy Managers are forced to hunt down goals and assists from dubious sources. A dirty business for dirty times.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Never doubt Siep.

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    1. TommyK
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      *tit

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    2. andy85wsm
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Because by the law of averages you'll eventually get something right?

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  2. Fudge
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    WTF JUST HAPPENED

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    1. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      what didn't happen?

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  3. Johnny Unitas
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Hang on, what happened? He took the pen, saved, and banged in rebound?

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    1. The Bandit
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      No, two pens in 90 secs!

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    2. Alan The Llama
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      2 penalties, saves the first, concedes corner, comes for corner, loses it then bundles Bpool player over

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  4. andy85wsm
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Blackpool!!!

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  5. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Rival has gomes and adam ðŸ™

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    1. Egg noodle
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      😆

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  6. Smell The Glove
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Having a discussion (argument!) with mates about who would be make the best next England manager. Redknapp, Coyle, Pulis or Holloway?

    I think Redknapp - Good man management skills but seems tactically useless.
    Coyle/Holloway - Good man management and strong tactically but would the egotist England players listen to a young manager.
    Pulis - Potentially ugly football but would properly play to Englands strengths as we clearly dont have the technical players to play a continental possession style.
    Pearce - Knows the youth setup well and the first XI but recently seems like a follower rather than a leader (despite his characterful playing days)

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    1. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      You do realise that Coyle and Pulis aren't English, don't you?

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    2. Oi! Shadders!
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      None of the above.

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      1. TommyK
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        +100000000

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      2. Smell The Glove
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Yeah I know theyre arent but these all seem to be available candidates or at least people that may take the job that are quite good. Fergie would be great but he would never say yes.

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  7. MerklandRoad
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Finally something out of the GW, but he should have been off. Ridiculous 60 seconds. VDV double now...

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  8. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Dawson hand-ball. Penalty.

    Adam takes; Gomes tips it around the post.

    Corner. Gomes clatters a Blackpool player. Another pen.

    Adam slots it home.

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  9. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    wow 3 pages in 1 min!!!!! thank u charlie!!!

    madness of posting!!!!!

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  10. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    to summarize:

    dawson handball on a corner, pen to blackpool
    Pen saved by Gomes, corner to pool
    Corner comes in, gomes fowls, pen to pool
    Adam scores

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Feck.

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    2. Johnny Unitas
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      ah, cheers for clearing it up, I was wondering, wow, what a freak penalty, two in a row like that

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  11. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    i know theres still time, but what was i saying about vdv? 😀

    anyone been watching, modric done feckin anything at all lads?

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    1. TommyK
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      He still has a game and to minutes to go........ 😕 😕 😕 😕 😕

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        read my post you tit, i said that.

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        1. Egg noodle
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          14 years, 11 months ago

          what were you saying about yaya toure? feckin idiot.

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  12. TommyK
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    So, City qualify for the CL by default.......

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    1. Demí
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      🙄

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  13. Jack Frost
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    How the heck is that scored?-- Adam is amazing. Hat's off to those who got Gomes tool- man is this a "take the rough with the smooth" kind of game.

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    1. Elts
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      5 for a penalty, minus 2 for a penalty miss .. 1 for the clean sheet and 2 for 60 mins ..

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  14. @FuzzyWarbles
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    wow had to log on after that!!

    ladies and gentleman, gomes in a nutshell.

    you know when hes done something brilliant, something daft is not far behind.

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    1. The Rock
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Perfectly summarized.

      Although there was very little contact int he penalty he gave away, he should have just let him go, there was about 6 players between GTF and the goall!!

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  15. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Adam repays those of us who kept faith in him.

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    1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      ditched him for yaya: not feeling bad.

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  16. Clintymints
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    I am going home

    considering there is a lot more to go this gameweek, this is probably the worst ive ever had

    this sucks balls

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  17. andy85wsm
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Gary Neville is on Twitter.

    @gnev2

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    1. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      excellent - off to give him some abuse

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        +1.000

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    2. AP
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      Fake surely.

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      1. andy85wsm
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        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Doesnt seem fake, his brother and Michael vaughn promoting

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        1. AP
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Quality, what a legend.

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  18. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Glad i played Adam over Malouda now. 🙂

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    1. Clintymints
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      well done, im glad i benched adam and bought bale this mornin 🙂

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  19. PFOR
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    I gained one point throughout all of that somehow.

    Adam gained 3, VDV lost 2.

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Oh thats true. In fact Bale outscored VDV, so much for my loling!

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    2. MerklandRoad
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Indeed. What a shocker of a week. Coleman, on for 3 minutes + yellow = 0; Balotelli, on for 15, jack shit. VdV nothing. Adam, missed pen.

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  20. Jafalad
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Just checked the Optas. No had more touches, passes, crosses or shots than Hitzlberger in the W Ham game today. 3 bps?

    Casually influential.

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    1. Jafalad
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Opps...midparkers that is. 😳

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  21. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Send him off!!

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  22. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Adam shouldn't even be playing after the Bale tackle...

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  23. bobn
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    8pt hit for VDV and dawson. I bottled it. wouldnt never have done that if I wasnt on the defensive trying to hold a mini-league lead.

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  24. exammy
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    c adam on my bench :@

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  25. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Spurs are shite...

    I am loving this.....

    😆

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    1. AP
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      How did Citeeeh get on today? I missed it.

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  26. The Rock
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Typical spurs dropping points to weaker teams.

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    1. TommyK
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Typical spurs dropping points to weaker teams.

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  27. Munsoned
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    hoping nani doesn't get on the pitch. unlikely

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  28. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Oh well, at least every man and his dog captained VDV

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    1. @FuzzyWarbles
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      my bitch took a differential actually.

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    2. Saundersisgod
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      not in my league - modric and toure ðŸ™

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    3. Sim Simma
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      as I was saying earlier ... lambs to the slaughter

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  29. Mr Sarcastic
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    My rival has benched adam, I bet nani won't play tomorrow then...

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  30. Smell The Glove
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    How likely is it that Huddlestone will play this DGW? Rival has Adam on the bench (and most likely 1st sub) and need him to stay there!

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