[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
14 May 2011 1234 comments
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While both halves of Manchester spark open the champagne this evening and revel in their respective clubs’ new silverware, those teams ensconced in the battle at the foot of the table can only grin and bear it as the tension was racked up another notch today.

When a team’s Premier League existence is on the line, this time of the season produces some extraordinarily gutsy performances from those threatened with the drop and there‘s always one or two Fantasy Bargains to be had near the bottom. This afternoon, Wolves and Blackpool grabbed the goals and three vital Premier League points apiece, meaning both clubs enter Gameweek 38 with their survival still intact.

Blackpool scaled the heights of their gameweek 1 performance, scoring four for the first time since that opening day of the season in an incredible 4-3 victory over Bolton. The Seasiders’ last home game of this campaign saw DJ Campbell grab 13 FPL Points and Charlie Adam (picking up his first Bonus Points in seven games) returning 12, with an away trip to Old Trafford left of their season. If Ian Holloway’s side are ultimately relegated, they at least have given the home supporters a parting gift to remember.

Wolves chose today to record their first back-to-back league wins of the season with a 3-1 win at Sunderland; Steven Fletcher scored for the fifth time in five games, whilst midfielders Jamie O’Hara, Matt Jarvis and Stephen Hunt all picked up an assist each to reward Fantasy Owners ahead of their home game with Blackburn next week.

The onus now switches to Birmingham, Wigan and West Ham tomorrow. Will it be Sebastian Larsson or Cameron Jerome, Charles N’Zogbia or Hugo Rodallega, or maybe one of either Thomas Hitzlsperger and Demba Ba who will have their day in the sun?

There’s many permutations to consider, but of all those teams involved in the scrap, it’s West Ham who are on the brink; they now need to win both remaining games and hope Birmingham lose their last two to stand any chance of survival. Even if Big Eck’s side are defeated, anything other than a Hammers win at Wigan tomorrow and they’ll be playing Championship football next season.

Regardless of tomorrow’s results, there’s going to be plenty uncertainty surrounding the relegation places and a chance for big performances all over again in Gameweek 38. Great for Fantasy potential, terrible on the nerves of the real-life fan. Bring on next Sunday.

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  1. alsybach
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    this voting is total bolllllocks.......at least we will get 12 from Ireland........

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  2. TommyK
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    God Graham Norton is awful.

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    1. alsybach
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      -1

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    2. Syd.
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      Bring back Terry Wogan

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      1. andy85wsm
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        +1 Although Graham Norton isn't that bad. Not a patch on Terry though

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  3. the executioners bong
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    Quick tactical report on the west brom v everton game:

    http://theexecutionersbong.wordpress.com/2011/05/14/west-brom-1-0-everton/

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  4. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Thank you Finland.

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  5. Syd.
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    Eurovision is more corrupt than FIFA

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    1. 4vets
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      Thta's what makes it fun... think baps.

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      1. TommyK
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        We gave twelve to Jedward. I hate this country.

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  6. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    so 43 countries vote even though only 25 were in the final? did they not used to have a lot more than 25 in the final?

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    1. 4vets
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      What ever happened to that European country Israel?

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      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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        We don't like to talk about it

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  7. Gold Monster
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    Why do (hard) drug users always have no teeth?

    Is it something in the drugs or are they just mistreating their hygiene?

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      both

      why?!

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    2. 4vets
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      depends how they take their drugs. If they do it orally then their are enough nasty chemicals to rot teeth involved.

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    3. GREENDREAMS11
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      thats not fair goldstonemr, i think your stereotyping them.

      check this to see my point ,,

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthpicturegalleries/8345461/From-Drugs-to-Mugs-Shocking-before-and-after-images-show-the-cost-of-drug-addiction.html

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    4. The Bandit
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      Maybe they should try soft drugs?

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      1. GREENDREAMS11
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        lol, very good

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    5. A-Team
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      Why spend money on a toothbrush when you can spend it on crack instead?

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      1. Holy See
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        😀

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      2. Gold Monster
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         nail. head.

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  8. Mole
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    This whole voting for your neighbours thing doesnt really suit the three island nations off the northwest coast of europe.

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  9. andy85wsm
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    Hello Maria

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  10. Mole
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    woooaah Slovakia

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  11. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    why do countries vote for their neighbours?

    i wouldn't

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    1. 4vets
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      Do you live next door to me?

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        what does that mean?! haha

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    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      +9999999999999999

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    3. Mole
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      where are you from? South Korea?

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        lol!!

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  12. andy85wsm
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    Hello Alex Jones!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      i'd smash it

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  13. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    hahahahaha 12 for jedward!

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    1. TommyK
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      I'm emigrating just for that.

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    2. Jimmers
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      Jedwardmania is hitting Europe!

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  14. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    😆

    Why?!?!

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  15. Syd.
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    Go for it Jedward.. 😯

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  16. GREENDREAMS11
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    ffs dont encourage the little runts europe.

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  17. Syd.
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    Our points have dried up 🙁

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  18. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Ireland - 58
    UK - 46

    Can you beat us at anything?!

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    1. 4vets
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      Land grabbing?

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    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      Growing spuds?

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    3. TommyK
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      Economics?

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  19. Syd.
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    Change her batteries

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  20. TommyK
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    That girl from Poland can f*ck right off and all!

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  21. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    in case anyone missed it then earlier

    rbj's rant to jp:

    http://en.gravatar.com/harazamataz#pic-1

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    1. TommyK
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      Quality- looks like my RBJ mug did its job then 😛

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      1. Syd.
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        He loves to listen to himself

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    2. 4vets
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      Awesome post! The ego is such a personal thing 😉

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    3. Stat virgin
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      LOL what have I missed?

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        utter mayhem sammy!

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  22. Dan - We want our Trophy ba…
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    Oh Christ, Jedward might win this!!

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  23. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Thank you Garg 😀

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  24. TommyK
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    Garg is officially dead to me 😛

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      hahaha

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  25. Syd.
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    YaYa Ya Ya Ya Ya Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    YaYa Ya Ya Ya Ya Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    YaYa Ya Ya Ya Ya Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    YaYa Ya Ya Ya Ya Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  26. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    cannot believe jedward climbing the board

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      Me neither 😆

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      1. 4vets
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        You're proud of them? Really? REALLY???

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        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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          Did I say that? Although I would be happy if they won....

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          1. 4vets
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            It's a very fine line you tread. What do you think about the Nolans? 😉

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          2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            you love them

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  27. TommyK
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    I love that Graham Norton keeps forgetting that we've already been awarded a four or five by a country and then has his fingers crossed for an eight or ten as well.... 😆

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  28. andy85wsm
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    It's not a tease Graham when we already got given 5....

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      pmsl

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  29. Syd.
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    What drugs are they taken???

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  30. Sim Simma
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    Not being daft, but how is Israel in Europe ?

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    1. Syd.
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      long story but they also play in the european championship

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    2. Sim Simma
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      next they'll be playing in european football competitions.....oh wait they are

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    3. TommyK
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      It isn't- anyone can enter who are from the eurotelevision zone.

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    4. Jimmers
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      No one in the Middle East will play with them!

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