[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
13 August 2011 2869 comments
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It was meant to be a comfortable home win, an opening day Anfield stroll against Sunderland. With Luis Suarez passed fit to play and the £50m midfield trio of Charlie Adam, Stewart Downing and Jordan Henderson all making their Premier League bows for Liverpool, surely Kenny Dalglish’s side would pick up the three points and start the season with a bang?

Suarez opened the scoring- a twelfth minute header made amends for an earlier missed penalty- and had Fantasy managers ruing the decision to plump for the safety of Andy Carroll, in light of the Uruguayan’s recent three week break.

The first forty-five saw Liverpool dominant- Andy Carroll had a goal disallowed and Downing hit the bar as the Reds threatened to put the match beyond their visitors’ reach. For those of us with investment in Liverpool’s players, the second half looked promising..

Steve Bruce, however, had other ideas. Ten new signings over the close season suggests this is a side in transition but Sunderland showed a real battling quality that holds promise for the campaign ahead. A stunner from Seb Larsson -snapped up on a free transfer from Birmingham- stole the show after the interval as the Black Cats went toe to toe with their big-spending hosts and took home a well-deserved draw.

While Liverpool travel to the Emirates in Gameweek 2, Sunderland face a showdown with Newcastle at the Stadium of Light. If the Black Cats can replicate this type of determined performance in the Tyne-Wear derby, Alan Pardew may have more than just twitter accounts to keep him awake over the upcoming days.

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  1. Optimus.
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    anyone thinking of bringing in saha against qpr?

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    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      At this rate just put as many Evertn players as you can in your team. You'll get 4 pt hits but they'll probably claw it back and more when they hammer us 7-0.

      Man, am I depressed tonight.

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      1. Optimus.
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        lol sorry mate qpr fan yeah

        didnt see a 0-4 because i played gabbidon which worked

        baines looks a good prospect for that game sorry again

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      2. Chazza
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        Cheer up man. At least you're back playing in the top flight, contesting with the big boys- this is where it's at 😉

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        1. Nomar
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          14 years, 7 months ago

          Yeah but no investment in the team. At this rate we will be down by Christmas.

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  2. Bartowski
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    How was Barton allowed to get away with attacking someone like that, and then falls on the floor when his face is stroked. So he was annoyed that Gervinho dived and then promptly doved himself to get another player sent off. What a hypocritical little scumbag.

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    1. Chinese_person
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      +1

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    2. Large Hardon Colluder
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Totally.
      Interesting to see van Persie 'tearing it up' against Newcastle! Lol

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  3. HST
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    I'll check back in to my FPL team in July 2012 to see how I did.

    Wicked!

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Sooo - now you've got it!!! 😉

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      1. HST
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Yeah, it's the Sun dream team without a prize.

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    2. Sasquatch
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Or check now 😉

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  4. kearneyman
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Is there any way to see the points so far from the gameweek? If there's not the new site is going down in my estimations bigtime!

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  5. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    That's pathetic by Barton. As well as ironic; getting angry at Gervinho for diving, then falling over like that. Just as bad as the original dive by Gervinho. Hope he's watching.

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  6. ichabod
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Yay, finally points showed up on fpl.
    So fast, darn.

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    1. Sasquatch
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Looking at my score now, I kinda preferred it when it was blank...

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  7. Mull
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    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    points are in

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  8. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    "Firstly the guys dived, and with any professional that gets your blood boiled". Assume Pardews talking about Barton there then.

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    1. Chinese_person
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      i still think it was a penalty...there was contact after all and i know he played for it but ive seen worse

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  9. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Ooo - I've got some points!!! 😯 Blimey!!! Not many ... ðŸ™

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  10. Syntax
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Y'know maybe it's a good thing the points aren't updating today

    maybe FPL decided to cancel the awful gameweek in light of the server crashes. I hope so

    I really do

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    1. Syntax
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      i spoke too soon

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        Your grammar is beautiful, but your semantics leave a lot to be desired ... 😉

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        1. Syntax
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          14 years, 7 months ago

          course that depends if you're following the Chomaskyian theory of language acquisition development...

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  11. Attila the Bum
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Bench Points

    Given 7
    Zogs 3
    Simpson 6
    Warnock 6

    Bugger.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Pah - a mere bagatelle!

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    2. User
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Mine:
      Given 7
      Sinclair ?
      S Taylor 6
      Brown 2

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  12. njfsdkffslkf
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    liking Ramsey.
    Meh tarrbart had the fixtures. Give few more games yet

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    1. Drip Doctor
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Thinking the same. Who would you bring Rambo in for? I can only really bring him in for Taarabt.

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Isnogud.

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    3. Bubbles
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Ramsey's a GW4 buy. You might as well give Taarabt two more weeks.

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  13. Chinese_person
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    22 points with no bp's

    5 to play

    hearing about other peoples scores not too displeased

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    1. Sasquatch
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      21 with 4 to play here 😕

      But should be close to the average score for the week.

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  14. Drip Doctor
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Pardew - Twat.
    Barton - Massive twat.

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    1. Chinese_person
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      i actually thought pardew was a fair sized twat

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    2. Attila the Bum
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Gervinho - Consistently Diving Twat
      Song - Utter Twat

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      1. Bartowski
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        Barton - Complete and utter scumbag

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          14 years, 7 months ago

          Bartowski - Complete and utter Goonerwhingebag

          Three games unbeaten against you lot.

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          1. Bartowski
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            Not a Gooner at all, dont need to be to think Barton is a scumbag, hes been one for years.

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      2. Drip Doctor
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        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        There was contact. It was a pen.

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          14 years, 7 months ago

          It wasn't. Hope Song gets three matches for that sly stamp.

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          1. Drip Doctor
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            14 years, 7 months ago

            Pen.

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        2. Chinese_person
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          14 years, 7 months ago

          absolutley

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    3. njfsdkffslkf
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Barton just critised Shearer on twitter

      He quotes nieztcher . I like him

      The twat is Jack Wilshire and his nonsense comments to Barton..

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      1. Bartowski
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        Hitler was a big fan of Nietzsche as well.

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          14 years, 7 months ago

          Equating Joey Barton with Adolf Hitler?

          For f*cks sake......

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          1. Chinese_person
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            14 years, 7 months ago

            similar hair cut...

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        *Nietzsche 😉

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  15. Goodkat
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Points are up...kinda

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  16. Leysh
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    bloody hell I did crap!

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  17. arsms
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Hey, hey, points are up! 🙂

    24 pts with Lescott, A.Cole, Nani, Benayoun to play.

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  18. bigfatpeach
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Song is the bigger twat, awful stamp!

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  19. UnitedAdelaide
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    can someone tell me a site online where i can watch the match highlights?

    surely you dont have to subscribe and pay just to watch the highlights of a match??

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    1. Chinese_person
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      MOTD

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    2. Bartowski
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Uhh the BBC maybe, i think its called Match of the Day.

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    3. Natas
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      http://www.cricketprofile.com/

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    4. arsms
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      http://www.101greatgoals.com

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    5. Telly
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      http://www.footytube.com/

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  20. Leysh
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    nice tekkers from jason roberts there

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  21. nathanholt75
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    no bonus points for moses ðŸ™

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    1. Mull
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Bonuses are done on Monday!

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  22. firemansam72
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    POINTS ARE UP 34 so far and 3 to play

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  23. cucumber
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Hopefully there will be live point updates next weekend and today's mess up was just because of server problems troughout the day etc.

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    1. Sasquatch
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Read on another forum that that is indeed the case.

      Just how knittersworld.com know this is beyond me though.

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      1. cptn obct
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        another forum tsk

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  24. Obi Wan Elokobi
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Do I keep both Carroll and Van Persie I'm really not sure also so annoyed stayed up till 4 last night to change Cahill to bosingwa worst transfer I've ever made and i've made some bad transfers

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    1. Goodkat
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Carroll looked great today, pity about the disallowed goal and made plenty of chances. VanPersie will come good. I'm holding onto both. Only first game.

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      1. Obi Wan Elokobi
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        Ok cheers do you think bosingwa will stay in the starting XI AVB seems to like him

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      2. Chinese_person
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        good thinking too many people going crazy and taking out players that will perform week in week out.
        its only the first week
        RVP playing with a new look midfield. give him time.
        carroll looked dangerous at times and will get his share of assists and goals.

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  25. Be
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    ffs same ole same old, near;y as many points on me bloody bench!! poxy 23..

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  26. Dave1966
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    25 points with Nani(captain), Malouda and Kompany left to play.

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  27. firemansam72
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    bonus points will be up on monday

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    1. nathanholt75
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      how do you know?

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  28. HST
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    At the risk of sounding old fashioned...

    The new site is f*cking sh*t and the game is now a bag of w*nk.

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    1. Be
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      you missed the word very....

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  29. AP
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Arguing + Bitching has started again already 😛

    Summer was like the xmas day cease fire in WWI.

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  30. Cormac Anderson
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    I've lost so much interest in fantasy with no live updates

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