[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
13 August 2011 2869 comments
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It was meant to be a comfortable home win, an opening day Anfield stroll against Sunderland. With Luis Suarez passed fit to play and the £50m midfield trio of Charlie Adam, Stewart Downing and Jordan Henderson all making their Premier League bows for Liverpool, surely Kenny Dalglish’s side would pick up the three points and start the season with a bang?

Suarez opened the scoring- a twelfth minute header made amends for an earlier missed penalty- and had Fantasy managers ruing the decision to plump for the safety of Andy Carroll, in light of the Uruguayan’s recent three week break.

The first forty-five saw Liverpool dominant- Andy Carroll had a goal disallowed and Downing hit the bar as the Reds threatened to put the match beyond their visitors’ reach. For those of us with investment in Liverpool’s players, the second half looked promising..

Steve Bruce, however, had other ideas. Ten new signings over the close season suggests this is a side in transition but Sunderland showed a real battling quality that holds promise for the campaign ahead. A stunner from Seb Larsson -snapped up on a free transfer from Birmingham- stole the show after the interval as the Black Cats went toe to toe with their big-spending hosts and took home a well-deserved draw.

While Liverpool travel to the Emirates in Gameweek 2, Sunderland face a showdown with Newcastle at the Stadium of Light. If the Black Cats can replicate this type of determined performance in the Tyne-Wear derby, Alan Pardew may have more than just twitter accounts to keep him awake over the upcoming days.

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  1. NapoleonSolo
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    Barton should grow the 'tache back as he's definitely back into his role as pantomime villain.

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  2. â­ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    Where is Latest Points Tab ?
    When we can check points ?

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  3. Twelve years a slave
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    Rate my team ????

    You all said its good

    its SH1TE

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    1. Goodkat
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      yup we all had a good laugh among ourselves when you logged off. Everyones team was similar ðŸ™

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  4. MJonno_79
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    When do points get updated?

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    1. Screaming Midget
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      3 weeks tomorrow by the looks of things.

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      1. MJonno_79
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        Wouldnt surprise me

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  5. Sheep Flavour
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    If Barton scores now I think Arsenal might go bonkers But this will be a drab 0-0.

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    1. Telly
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      If Barton scores, I put money on Wenger running onto the pitch, head-butting him and ripping off his own clothes before getting sent to the asylum.

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      1. Sheep Flavour
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        14 years, 8 months ago

        COME ON BARTON lol.

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        1. Telly
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          And to think, Arsenal were going to sign him!

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      2. MJonno_79
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        14 years, 8 months ago

        That would-be the highlight of the season on the first day

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  6. The Laughing Man
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    8.8% of people playing FPL are going to be pissed about Gervinho being sent off. I dont deny that he should have been taken off since he hit Barton but the fact that Barton only got a yellow is a real joke.

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    1. Declan
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      imagine having him as your captain!

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    2. GREENDREAMS11
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      i'm not even sure it was gervinho who slapped him. it looked like the other arsenal player but i cant tell you what it was.

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      1. Sheep Flavour
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        I dont want to defend Barton...but all he did was grab him...he didnt headbutt...he didnt slap or punch him so to be fair the ref made the correct decison.

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  7. aaw15
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    do you get double minus points if a player gets sent off and he's your captain

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Afraid so!!

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    2. Dougal McGuire
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      Yes, all points are doubled. They do the total normally then double it.

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    3. Screaming Midget
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      yup.

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    4. Just_Ty
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      Yes

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      1. Sheep Flavour
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        So..........whoose your capt?

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        1. aaw15
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          gervinho

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          1. Telly
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            Ouch!

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          2. MJonno_79
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            Lol

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  8. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    RATE MY TEAM ,please:

    Scezny

    Gibbs = Verm = Koliceny = Sagna

    Song = Ramsey = Rosicky

    Gervinho = RVP = Arshavin

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    1. Telly
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      Might want to rethink Geronimo...

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  9. MCM
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    I don't want to sound heartless or cynical, but it brings a smile to my face knowing so many people did worse than me, and I only got around 14 points from 6 players.
    Oh well, onwards and upwards.

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  10. Waldaz
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    Good team on paper, shit gameweek. Yes, FPL is definitely back! 🙂

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    1. Screaming Midget
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      Likewise. I'll be lucky to hit 20 points with 4 left... but I have no idea as apparently I still have 0.

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  11. Sir Jose Wenger returns
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    Barton is an excuse for a human being let alone a footballer.. tweeting a few philosophers doesnt maketh the man. he seems more like the guy that put a cigar out in someones eye and beat up a team mate not to mention the assualt that got him put in prison

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      +42. Absolute.

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    2. Screaming Midget
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      He's a waste of space.

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      1. aaw15
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        you said what everyone else was thinking

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  12. The Bandit
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    Classic Theo....

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  13. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    Nil - nil??? 😯

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    1. The Stock
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      As predicted by me. Never.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        Kudos! (Tasting bloody house wine at the mo. Gah!!! 😡 )

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    2. Shakey
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      Pretty typical scoreline after a goalfest draw in the previous fixture.

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      1. AP
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        14 years, 8 months ago

        Song: dirty f*cker.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          Barton: dirtier fecker ... 😉

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          1. AP
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            Hmmm, i initially thought the forehead dived (again), but Barton can't grab him like that. The headlines will go to Barton but Songs was worse imo.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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              Maybe. OK.

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            2. Shakey
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              Extra stupid from Song & Gervinho when they know we've got Liverpool & United up next.

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          2. Shakey
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            Gervinho: idiot, but a hero.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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              Gervinho ... epic fail ...! 😉

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    3. Bubbles
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      A very unexpected Simpson cleanie off the bench. Lovely stuff!

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        😀 Piss off, Bubbles! 😉

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        1. Bubbles
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          Haha, the rest of my team is fully pants so far though, like many, so I don't have much to shout about.

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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            Kenny is my goalie ... gives you a flavour! 😉

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  14. tangtastic
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    I have to say. Walcott has been absolutely shite since coming on.

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  15. Sir Jose Wenger returns
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    Barton should have also got sent off for simulation... that was not a punch or an elbow

    A little baby could have slapped harder than gervinho

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  16. Well you know, Triffic
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    Gervinho should of got a yellow for the dive, and then another yellow for the slap.

    Song red

    Barton red for me, you can't man handle another player like that.

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  17. MJonno_79
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    I hop to have done okay today. Only had given, holt and Hughes and zamora playing today

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  18. FearTheTurtle
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    Soooo, how many people captained Van Persie?

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    1. tangtastic
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      *puts his hand up*

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    2. Scoredelario
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      yes but i was going to captain carroll so same difference!

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  19. reo19uk
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    Well because of the problems with my site N'Zogbia ended up 3rd sub and simpson ended up in the starting line up so not all was bad in the mess ups!!!

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  20. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    Arsenal has made Newcastle look like serious title contenders this season!

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  21. UKG
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    HA HA HA Another PATHETIC game for Arsenal. Dear oh dear....

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    1. Shakey
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      yeah PATHETIC getting the same result as United did last season at St. James'

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  22. pyrohippy
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    I actually thought Arsenal's defence was pretty good today (not that newcastle did much). but the midfield was awful. todays performance showed how much we need quality replacements for fabregas and nasri

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  23. Twelve years a slave
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    Captain silva looking good choice

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  24. UKG
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    P.S - Unlucky RVP owners 😉

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    1. NapoleonSolo
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      Meh, at least I didn't captain him. Rest of my players have been fairly good, for the shambles that was the Prem today.

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  25. Declan
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    Forwards GW 1

    2,2,-2

    Ahh I Love this game

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    1. User
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      2 clean sheets on my bench. 😛

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      1. MCM
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        1 Clean sheet on my bench, what makes it worse though is this:
        The player is 3rd on bench.
        If I'd started him and City keep a clean sheet then I would've had all 3 defenders CS's and my keeper CS. Dear oh dear.

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      2. Declan
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        1 on mine!

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      3. User
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        How did I reply before the message was written lol.

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  26. Super-Hans
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    but if the ball is still in play, and the ref gives barton a yellow card, shouldn't it the be a penalty for what barton did?!

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  27. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
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    so my RVP, Carroll combo not looking too good at the moment
    My other option was Roo and Suarez mmmmmmmmm

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    1. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
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      Also simpson 2nd sub behind gabiddon aaaarrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!

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      1. MCM
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        Behind Gabiddon? Ouch

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        Pretend it didn't happen. Start a second team this gameweek! 😉

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  28. PFOR
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    At least all of us had a shite week. Cahill has a large percentage ownership so that will hurt.

    Less than 10 points with Nani, Silva, Kompany and Cole to come.

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  29. Jinswick
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    I fear it's gonna be a long old season for us this year. Absolutely no chance at the title, and very little at a top 4 spot on that showing. Depressing times to be an Arsenal fan.

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    1. pyrohippy
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      +1

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