[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
13 August 2011 2869 comments
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It was meant to be a comfortable home win, an opening day Anfield stroll against Sunderland. With Luis Suarez passed fit to play and the £50m midfield trio of Charlie Adam, Stewart Downing and Jordan Henderson all making their Premier League bows for Liverpool, surely Kenny Dalglish’s side would pick up the three points and start the season with a bang?

Suarez opened the scoring- a twelfth minute header made amends for an earlier missed penalty- and had Fantasy managers ruing the decision to plump for the safety of Andy Carroll, in light of the Uruguayan’s recent three week break.

The first forty-five saw Liverpool dominant- Andy Carroll had a goal disallowed and Downing hit the bar as the Reds threatened to put the match beyond their visitors’ reach. For those of us with investment in Liverpool’s players, the second half looked promising..

Steve Bruce, however, had other ideas. Ten new signings over the close season suggests this is a side in transition but Sunderland showed a real battling quality that holds promise for the campaign ahead. A stunner from Seb Larsson -snapped up on a free transfer from Birmingham- stole the show after the interval as the Black Cats went toe to toe with their big-spending hosts and took home a well-deserved draw.

While Liverpool travel to the Emirates in Gameweek 2, Sunderland face a showdown with Newcastle at the Stadium of Light. If the Black Cats can replicate this type of determined performance in the Tyne-Wear derby, Alan Pardew may have more than just twitter accounts to keep him awake over the upcoming days.

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  1. Sir Jose Wenger returns
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    Hoolahan the only scorer so far for me... 🙠heres hoping for a great super sunday!

    Have a good evening lads and lets bask in the joy of being able to log into the fpl site... see you all on here tomorrow before the kick off!

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  2. Attila the Bum
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    Didn't expect a 0-0 result. Nice that Simpson comes in for Alcaraz.
    Not a classic by any means, but it was never going to live up to the amazing 4-4 result from last season, pretty pragmatic performance by the Toon.

    Thought Gervinho was a real threat, but his regular diving was deplorable and took the shine off a fine performance. Barton's reaction to his light slap was equally disgraceful and all too common in the modern game. David Batty wouldn't have dived like that, he wasn't a jessie.

    Arsenal's centrebacks were excellent throughout, as was Coloccini. Thought Simpson was pretty solid and is a decent bargain at 4.0 for FPL.

    Obertan was a pacey bugger when he came on, suprised by how quick he is. Thought Cabaye was largely anonymous in the first half but did well in the second.

    Song's stamp was pretty nasty, if it was intentional I hope he gets a three match ban.

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    1. Declan
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      regular diving....twice??

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        At least four times in the first half alone. Get real.

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        1. NapoleonSolo
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          Yeah, wasn't overly pleased with Joey as a neutral, but Gervinho's just a mug.

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    2. Sir Jose Wenger returns
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      +1

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    3. PFOR
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      Yep, whatever you say about Obertan there's no denying his pace.

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      1. NapoleonSolo
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        Ah, the Walcott defence. He'll be 9.0 next season now 🙂

        In all seriousness, I thought he looked vastly improved in pre-season, and hope he settles in at Newcastle.

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    4. Chazza
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      +1, great post. Newcastle are looking very solid indeed with plenty of options.. still needing a creative spark though- this game could've easily swung your way with some of the dangerous possession you had in their half (which was subsequently wasted).

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    5. AP
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      Spot on review.

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    6. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      I wonder will the Song incident get half the amount of coverage as the Rooney incident? I somehow doubt it.

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      1. gooner dave
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        it will be investigated (and probably rightly so)

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      2. Shakey
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        Flying elbow to head is a fair bit worse than sneak stamp on calf.

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        1. Akers
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          Is it? Ok.

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          1. Shakey
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            Are you going to argue otherwise?

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            1. Akers
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              Are you?

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              1. Shakey
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                Why would I argue against my own point? :S

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        2. AP
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          Not a dirty team.

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    7. gooner dave
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      fair play attila and fair and honest judgment of the game. defensively we looked better than we have done in the past. But all in all from a gooner perspective, i just saw massive holes in our midfield left by narsi and cesc. Ramsey needs time, in a team that unfortunately has no time to offer.

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    8. Shakey
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      Clever Peter Walton booked Barton for the offence, but forgot to give the penalty.

      Joey Barton was a very lucky boy.

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  3. â­ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    Yes I am proud now of not having Rvp ?

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  4. Camzy
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    Wow first day was kind of dire.

    Danny Gabbidon picking up a solid -2, Simpson sitting pretty with 6 on the bench, and absolutely nothing from any of my forward players including Carroll (c). You really never know...

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    1. Jinswick
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      You're not alone mate. I had a shocker as well - Given being my only high point. Now relying on Silva, Lescott, Kompany and Nani to somehow turn this around.

      As they say, it's a marathon not a sprint.

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    2. â­ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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      Me too having Gabbidon But instead of Rvp i have gone with Rooney... 🙂

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    3. TheHazard
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      Your team sounds a helluva lot like my team ðŸ™

      Given was a real highlight though, could be on for 10 points - if we ever find out...

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    4. The Holy One
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      Exactly the same as me. :/

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    5. Kloppelganger
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      Carroll(C) too, Steven Taylor on the bench but thankfully Gabbidon benched too.

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    6. CatMac
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      Dire isnt strong enough Camzy.

      Gabbidon 1st sub - I hope Alex and Kompany play! RVP, Zamora and Carroll(c) - zilch and only my 2 aforementioned defs and Nani and Silva to play.

      Not looking good ðŸ™

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  5. Knight Boooat
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    Now what did everyone think of THAT game hahahaha.

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    1. Arch Stanton
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      Barton was my MOM!!

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      1. Reedy
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        Starnge confession. You mean MOTM, surely 😉

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  6. For Fuchs Sake
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    Not much hate for Song on here, terrible stamp. Barton still a scumbag though!

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    1. Chazza
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      Speak for yourself.. Song's a good player I must admit but that was utterly disgusting. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone if he gets retrospectively banned and thus misses the United game 🙂

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  7. I've got worms
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    I know someone posted this the other day but think its pretty relevent now!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDBLSUKJiDY

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  8. super711
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    i think ive got 30 points with just 2 players to play

    i knew i should have kept eagles
    there goes 10 points down the drain!
    oh well bye bye taarabt

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    1. Chazza
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      Pre-bonus, and 2 players I assume are big guns? I would be happy with that for now.

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  9. etown
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    question for all

    i went to check my team and leagues this morning and none of my players show any points and it is telling me i still have unlimited transfers untill aug 13 at 1130 anyone else having problems with there fpl ?

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    1. Telly
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      When the site works again you'll find that the GW2 deadline is live. However, after today's results, like the rest of us you'll find that your points are zero that's just because your team probably did rubbish! (like the rest of us)

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      1. etown
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        when the site is working properly again will we still be getting our points from week 1 credited to our overall scores ?

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      2. tangtastic
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        You sure about that?

        I'd assumed that the non-live updating of points was just how the new site worked now.

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    2. Sheep Flavour
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      no everyones is working fine

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  10. Arch Stanton
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    The man with the "Adolf Hitler " do is priceless 🙂

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    1. Sir Jose Wenger returns
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      Whats funny is when you get a "Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!"

      for saying +1 lol

      ok gotta sign out now... cya

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  11. The Stock
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    Joey Barton being a tool should not detract from Arsenal being woeful.

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      He was a tool, but Song and Gervinho were even bigger idiots.
      Love all the Barton kicking, he wasn't the biggest villain out there today.

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      1. The Stock
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        Quite. Typical Arsenal not knowing how to deal with a wind up merchant*

        *and decent player

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        1. Chinese_person
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          actually i thought barton was awful today one of the worst players on the park

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      2. Chinese_person
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        no way barton is the biggest idiot on any football pitch.

        actually his parents must feel like idiots for raising such a scumbag

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          🙄

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        2. The Stock
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          Steady. Look up 'argument ad hominen' and have a rethink.

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    2. applebonkers
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      was really disappointed with ramsey today. positives at the back though.

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      1. The Stock
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        Koscielny, who I have a soft spot for, looked good.

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  12. Super-Hans
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    Here's a thought;

    if the ball is still in play, and the ref gives barton a yellow card, shouldn’t it the be a penalty for what barton did?!

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    1. Declan
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      No, because there is no logic in football!

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    2. Disco Pat
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      by right super-hans, if he got a yellow for something the penalty area, while play was going on, it should have been a penalty.

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    3. beatJI
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      huh, never thaught about that.. but its true, it should be penalty in that case

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  13. Retro
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    While it's a pity some people missed out on entering a team at all, the crash saved me from tinkering and bringing in RVP and Taarabt. Unless the site is so wonkey that I did bring them in! My aim is still to play the whole season, have fun and finish ahead of as many of you dear people as possible 🙂

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  14. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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    Sh1t opening day. FPL was sh1t, rovers were sh1t. I'm gonna have a beer

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    1. MCM
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      Here here

      +Infinity

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    2. applebonkers
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      amen

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  15. Screaming Midget
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    "I didn't see a thing"

    What a prat.

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  16. Forest4Life
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    Crap Taylor was my 3rd sub

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    1. Kloppelganger
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      +1

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  17. Akers
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    Steven Taylor, what a sad get.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Ryan Taylor, on the other hand ... 😉

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      1. Forest4Life
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        It was steve

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  18. @ImpressiveTackl
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    Lol the start of this Fantasy season has been beyond farcical.

    RVP as captain btw. Lethal. 😀

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Firin' blanks, I T. Firin' blanks ...

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      1. @ImpressiveTackl
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        How'd you go?

        I didn't even have Given in nets. I had Kenny 😆

        It all lies with Cole, Kompany, Nani and Silva.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          Baaadly. I share your Kenny, and raise you Campbell and Carroll(vc). My midfield? Feck knows.

          Yaya(c), Vidic & Drogba ftw!

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        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          PS I forgot about Malouda ...

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  19. super zlatan
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    Need Rooney (c) to rip it up tomrw

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    1. sambyy
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      Wouldn't mind a big point haul by Rooney tommorow and then by captain Silva on Monday 🙂

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    2. I've got worms
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      That would do for me too 🙂 Formicas goal was the only real highlight for the opening games.
      Regret getting rid of a geordie defender a few days ago but hey ho. Onwards and upwards.

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  20. Chris Highwind
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    Meh, got around 24 points, Carroll was a wasted captain though... Still got my other 3 big hitters to play, Malouda, Silva and Rooney, and Kompany to hopefully get me another 6 points! Was gunna go for Cahill/Suarez but went for Carroll/Brown instead cause of Boltons fixtures, even though I think Cahill would have rotated with Hughes and Gabbidon well, but QPR might go into a horrible downwards spiral so might not play Gabbidon unless I REALLY need to...

    Already swapped Carroll to Suarez before Carroll gets dumped and the Suarez bandwagon goes full speed ahead...

    I like how the pages go a bit slower now there's no more RMTs!

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    1. I've got worms
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      Theres probably a few people tearing the hair out at how woeful some of the new fpl features are too.

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  21. super711
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    match of the day running order:

    1. QPR v Bolton 2. Liv v Sun 3. Newc v Ars 4. B'burn v wolves 5 Wigan v N'wich 6. F'ham v Villa

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    1. Chazza
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      I don't care if Ars were in the game, they should be 2nd last- 0-0 BOREFEST!

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    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      Do people still watch MOTD?

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      1. MCM
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        Us who don't have Sky, yes 😀

        and even so, Sky/ESPN don't show all the games anyway so I guess a large proportion do.

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        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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          Sky show every game in the match choice which is usually what i use if i've missed a game.

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          1. Injury Prone o_O Gooner.
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            No they dont, if the game is on espn... like New v Ars today sky wont show it.. 😉

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  22. TheHazard
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    Quiet old day for the scout picks I might add 🙂

    Average scores will be very low tonight for my money.

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  23. TigerGaz
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    A goal from Formica, CS from Given and possible bonus points for Moses.

    Only 4 left to play so could do with something from Rooney.

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    1. TheHazard
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      You could do a lot worse than have someone with a goal to his name in your team!

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      1. TigerGaz
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        Haha yeah, surprised he had only 0.3% ownership, soon as he got added into the game i put him in my team.

        Apart from Suarez though no "fantasy regulars" did much.

        Very low scoring week.

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  24. GREENDREAMS11
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    simpson & hoolahan on ma bench. hmmmmm

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    1. Sheep Flavour
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      I got Dyer and Rangel on mine..........I really hope they dont end up replacing people this week away to City!!!!!!!

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  25. Spoiler
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    utter tosh of a gameweek so far. last season gw1 was cruising with drogs captain

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  26. nathanholt75
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    I can’t believe the hours spent on my team for such a turd first day. What a waste of time.

    And I know some my my friends that half-a55ed their team in miuntes would have fluked more points that me.

    Makes me sick

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  27. O Fenomeno
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    What makes me hate that scumbag Barton most about that is the fact he ripped Gervinho off the ground for trying to cheat the ref and about 10 seconds later he himself is cheating the ref pretending he got punched. What a w@nker.

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    1. Sierra Hotel
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      Spot on.

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  28. Ninjaa
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    hate every thing that fpl have done to change their game this season, if it aint dont fix it, hope theres a better game next season for us all to join.

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    1. Ninjaa
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      broke

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      1. Ninjaa
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        +9999999999999999 to$$£rs! i hope it self implodes and is ruined for next season, ballsed up for the last 12 hours of transfers before a season, SHOCKING, and you cant see the points scored during a game and the new bonus points sysen is crap. i hope no one bothers next year, tools!!!!!!

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  29. applebonkers
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    why didn't barton do that to hernandez at the end of last season or ideally not do that to either

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  30. Bez
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    Rooney (c)... save me!

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      🙂

      I have Silva captain apparently so that's something i suppose. No Rooney though ðŸ™

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