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20 August 2011 3363 comments
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The breeze from the doors closing on the Saturday Surgery can still be felt on Fantasy Manager’s faces as the Dugout Dicussion opens up for another full day of football action.

The local derby of Sunderland hosting Newcastle kicks off at noon at the request of their police forces.

This starts off the six games we have to look forward to, across four different kick-off times, in total today. As the half time oranges start getting handed out at the Stadium of Light we’ll then see Arsenal and Liverpool kick off affairs in front of the television cameras.

A trio of three o’clock kick-offs join the deluge of Football League fixtures before Chelsea round out the day at home to West Brom as poll topper Fernando Torres will either make or spoil many weekend’s – looks like Saturday night Shandy’s will be in order whatever the result.

The Dugout Discussion stays through all the action as we take in our first proper and fully functioning (fingers crossed!) gameweek.

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  1. BMox81
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Larsson off - disappointing.

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    1. MB10
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Lucky he wasn't sent off after 5mins

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  2. JapBen
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Happy so far, the only players in my team that are playing at the moment are Brown and Enrique and they are both on my bench. I don't have Suarez, Carroll, RVP, Sessy etc

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  3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    random Q of the day:

    my new kitten keeps pissing in the corner of my room rather than using the litter tray in my hall, and in fact has just done it again

    i don't want a litter tray in my room so what is the answer? how do i get her to use it?

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    1. MrJefferson
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      drown the little prick

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      1. JapBen
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        would that be the same advice for a baby going in a nappy rather than in the potty?

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        lmao

        dear me

        thanks to the rest of you!!

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      3. ColeHole
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        That would not get her to use the litter tray and would be soggy. Read the question!

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      4. Locarno
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Yeah, but that still leaves the question of what he does with the cat.

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    2. JapBen
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      keep putting her in the litter tray when she is just about to go or has started going, praise her and give her treats when she goes in the tray, speak harshly to her and rub her nose in it when she goes in the corner

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        14 years, 8 months ago

        thing is, i don't know when she is about to go!

        i'm worried where is shitting... i hope to god it is outside!!!

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        1. FUNNY_OLD_GAME
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          keep lifting her and setting her in the tray everytime she pees. set her in the litter try and dig the litter with her front feet. shell soon figure out she can dig there what its for. patience - a few days should sort it out.

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        2. PFOR
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          It is, they never shit inside.

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          1. FUNNY_OLD_GAME
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 8 months ago

            they do if they dont get out!

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    3. harmonica
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      sellotape?

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    4. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Two hints -

      1) Next time she pisses, soak it up with newspaper and put the newspaper in the litter tray. Leave it there and completely deodorise the spot where she actually pisses.
      2) Fill an empty washing up liquid bottle with cold water (completely clear it of soap), if you catch her in the act, squirt her with it. DO NOT do it after the event as it wont have any effect and would just be cruel.

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    5. ColeHole
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      Start by putting the litter tray there, if you can. Then move it slowly closer to where you want it to be over a week or 2 - that should work.

      Also, use plain old clothes detergent to clean the floor where it pisses, rather than cleaner, this will stop it adding a `scent` to the area previously used by her.

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    6. Foregone Conclusion
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      stick the tray in the corner of the room for a bit until she starts using it, then move it into the hall later on

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      1. jamlove
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        This is why this site is so good, that's not meant to be sarcastic either.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          lol what dya mean?

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  4. AriseSirGiggsy
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    come on Gyan, nows the time

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  5. PFOR
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    So last night I get Suarez in for Holt, thus destroying my midfield.

    Ffs.

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    1. jamlove
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      you know that noise that forms in the back of your throat almost in your nose when you try not to laugh at something that's funny, that's the noise I made when I read this.

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  6. rashFord Fiesta
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    insult to injury with liveff.com "currently experiencing heavy load"

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    1. Fray Bentos
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      it was the same with that last week - I think they need to update their system to interact with the new fpl site

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    2. Back on the horse
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      dont think thats been runnin gthis season has it

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  7. MCM
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Hmph....So, after updating, it crashed...now it's updating again?

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  8. Yoshimitsus Revenge
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    FPL is back....
    ....The game is STILL being updated.

    The game is currently being updated. Please try again later when the updated scores / teams will be available.

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  9. Egg noodle
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    WOW I just got to a computer. cant believe its crashed A-fecking-gain.

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  10. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    WILL EVERYONE QUIT MOANING ABOUT THE SITE

    WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN'T GET ON

    YOU DON'T NEED TO GET ON

    f*ck me

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    1. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Agreed. Shut the f**k up

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    2. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      plus loads and loads and loads.

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      1. TheHazard
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        +1

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        1. firemansam72
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          ++1

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    3. FearTheTurtle
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      + 1 lol, no need for people to come on here every five minutes telling us they still can't get on.

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    4. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      I do need to get on. Agree with rest 😉

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    5. Fray Bentos
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      + infinity

      the next person to moan is a turd

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    6. Mr. Greedy
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      -1

      I do need to get on to see which of my opponents have got Suarez, Brown, etc and laugh.

      This is where the fun is in Fantasy Football.

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    7. Livinginapool - Top 100 Any…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Absolutely.

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    8. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      I can't get on.

      I'm going to email them and ask for a refund

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        😀

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    9. shivamutd
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      +100000000000000

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    10. AP
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Agreed, let's get back to moaning about what a crease Dalglish is for not starting Suarez.

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  11. @FuzzyWarbles
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    got a tenner sayscarroll or henderson off for suarez to start 2nd half

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  12. Bigo1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    The game is currently being updated. Please try again later when the updated scores / teams will be available.

    ---> Bunch of clowns, last year I create a work mini league on this shite website

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    1. Manky Yanc
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Do you want all your points/wildcards resinded or what ??

      There are over 2 million teams to sort out !!

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    2. FUNNY_OLD_GAME
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      turd! (see above)

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  13. strongbad
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Great to see D Gosling finally come on in a Newcastle shirt. I think he is going to be a great player, and no bias that I say that cus he is a pilgrim.

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    1. Sheep Flavour
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Hes a money grabbing scumbag and ditched a club who stood by him when he had a bad injury.......but each to there own.

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  14. Mr Smith
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Oh god, now updating again....hope the whole process hasn't started again.

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  15. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Bardsley off

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  16. Tabasco
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Just my luck to have Suarez and Brown. Any other day those would have been top choices.

    If Arsenal win it'll make up for it. Arshavin whips in to RVP come on.

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    1. Locarno
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      Aye - thought Brown was a great shout today.

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  17. Here We Go Again
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    is this fpl site rubbish or what? 2 hours on still updating???

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    1. FUNNY_OLD_GAME
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      you're a turd! (see above)

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      1. Here We Go Again
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        let me repeat that again then THE FANTASY SITE IS ABSOLUTELY SHITE!
        of course i would like to get on to see my competitors teams!

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  18. gera.bostock
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    damn you barsley. 🙁

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  19. ThierryHenry
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    bardsley should have been sent off

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    1. ThierryHenry
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      ah ok, he has!

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    2. Podge
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      was

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    3. Nice1Cyrille
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      he was

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  20. 4-4-who?
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    Any views on new BP system?

    Stoke vs. Chelsea resulted in 11 BPs being awarded last week!!!

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    1. Mr Smith
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      10 in the Wigan game also

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  21. simplysuarez
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    bardsley just sent off for second yellow, oh dear

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  22. v12w12
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Have R Taylor on the bench 🙁 was it Barton who got the assist?

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    1. MB10
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      no gutierrez

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    2. firemansam72
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      no it was gutierrez

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      1. v12w12
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        🙁 cheers lads.

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    3. Hitman
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      got him 1st choice of my subs just hope he comes in for someone

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  23. TheHazard
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Actually, a good thing about the site being down is that no-one will be able to see the mess I've made of my team...

    Long may it continue to upload 🙂

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  24. Cheggers
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Think my boss has Bardsley.
    Big lolz

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    1. Fray Bentos
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      on the bench in the scout picks too - I did scratch my head over that one a bit.

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    2. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Im also glad it wasnt Brown

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    3. TheHazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      😆 satisfying

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  25. MCM
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    After these 2 games, there are only 4 3pm's!
    Luckily I have a player in each.

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  26. NapoleonSolo
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    If you got points for contributing to sending offs on t'other team, Barton would be a must-have. He's got a knack for it.

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  27. CFCTom
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    I may just be losing money on Carroll.

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  28. McDog
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    F***ing Simpson 3rd sub is going to get a clean sheet again!

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    1. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      +1

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      1. He Kane He Saw He Conquered
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        -12

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  29. Admiral Stark
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Haha Bardsley.....

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  30. Fulgencio Obelmejias
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    oh, i am so glad i transfered bardsley out.
    if i'd kept him he would have started 4 me. happy days!

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    1. Ole Gunnar Kush
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      +1

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