[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
20 August 2011 1163 comments
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Two Gameweeks in and already Luis Suarez is making a mockery of his 9.5 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) price. Though many Fantasy owners (our very own Mark, for one) must have despaired when the Uruguayan was benched for the trip to Arsenal, Suarez only needed nineteen minutes to underline the fact that class will always out.

Coming on for Andy Carroll in the 71st minute, Suarez netted yet again for Liverpool and has two goals in just ninety-four minutes game time this season. With a home game against Bolton coming up next, Carroll’s Fantasy owners may have reason to be worried- he failed to provide the expected spark and laboured against a patched-up Gunners rear-guard.

Indeed, the big hit-man’s removal proved to be the turning point in the 2-0 victory and with Suarez wasting no time in carrying on his Copa America form, Carroll is looking increasingly likely to be spending the season in the South American’s shadow. Given that, at 10.0, he’s also the more expensive Fantasy buy of the pair, many may jump ship and plump for Suarez before the Trotters take a trip to Anfield next Saturday evening.

The lunchtime game also served up another blank return for Robin Van Persie. Arsenal looked bereft of ideas for much of the game and there’s a bitter irony that the one player who seemed likely to make things happen, Samir Nasri, is on the verge of an Emirates exit. Decimated by injuries and suspension and devoid of any real sense of confidence, the Gunners now travel to Old Trafford in Gameweek 3 and Van Persie, priced at 12.0, will surely see many a Fantasy owner lose faith.

For short-term alternatives, Darren Bent is looking good. A goal and an assist against Steve Kean’s Blackburn shot Aston Villa to the top of the table this afternoon and backed up his choice in the Scout Picks. Bent has another home game next week, with Wolves the visitors in an all-action Midlands derby.

All eyes will be trained on Stamford Bridge next as Fernando Torres leads the line for Chelsea against West Brom. A performance against the Baggies this evening and El Nino -with a clash at home to Norwich next week- could find himself a Fantasy favourite all over again.

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  1. AP
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    1 goal in 20 games for Torres now btw.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      in all comps?

      what are kalou's stats?

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    2. MrAnderson
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      jesus whats happened him. 50 million. **shakes head in disbelief**

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    3. TommyK
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      And jamsiep captained him. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        is he still about? urgh 😉

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  2. Lrf
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    Problem now is; keeping Torres or getting rid? Norwich at home in the next match, but he has only scored once in his Chelsea career, and Drogba might get the nudge next week after todays performance.

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    1. TheHazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Struggling to see a clear candidate to swap him for though.

      Might have top stick with him until maybe RVP for GW4?

      Tricky one to manage.

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      1. The Laughing Man
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        Ya thats what I'm thinking

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  3. Andy
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    iv got torres (boak) luckily i captained bent...

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  4. Fred
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    Who got the assist for anelkas goal?

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      It was own goal

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    2. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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      the fat guy

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      1. CFCTom
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        No, Lamps got it.

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        1. King Eric, in America
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          Like he said ...

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  5. ozone
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    Taxi for Torres to Thailand.

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      So I take it Torres has been back to his old least season self then?

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  6. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    So ... let me see if I've got this right - Torres topped the captain's poll by the best part of a thousand vote, and he scores 1 point??? 😕

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    1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      AVB must know a lot of people on this site..

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      *votes 😳

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    3. ozone
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      Just goes to show what all us experts know.

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      1. King Eric, in America
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        Speak for yourself. I captained Lamps - not an inspiring choice, mind ...

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  7. greghammer95
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    My team failed this week.

    Doubled up on Everton, they conceded. Decided Suarez wasn't needed, clearly, he was. Captained Torres. Had Bosingwa and Given. With clean sheets from Enrique and Simpson on my bench and also Vorm.

    Oh well.

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      That's fantasy football. Grrrrrr

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    2. El Pulpo Paul
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      Sounds very familiar. My captain choices for first two gameweeks have hauled in a grand total of 6 pts.

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      amazing how many similar teams there are from this site!

      bruno could write a song about it

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      1. greghammer95
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        Lyrical genius that man.

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    4. Andy
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      im somewhere in the middle.

      started hilario j.enrique collins sessegnon sinclair bent and torres

      simpson moses and vorm on bench.

      you win some you lose some...

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  8. MCE
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    Posted this earlier.
    One poster by the name MJonno_79 (where are you?) claims all of these are irrelevant stats

    Facts to consider for this GW

    *Sunderland have failed to keep a clean sheet in any of their last 22 meetings with the Magpies in all competitions.
    *Darren Bent has scored three goals in his last four Premier League games against Rovers.
    *Two QPR players have scored hat-tricks in just four Premier League visits to Goodison.
    *QPR had the best away record in the Championship last season with 39 points.
    *Swansea have failed to score in their last three games against Wigan.
    *Didier Drogba has scored eight goals in just seven Premier League games against West Brom.
    *Nicolas Anelka has scored four goals in six games against the Baggies.
    *Only one of the last 13 meetings between Norwich and Stoke have ended as an away win.
    *Wolves have gone nine games without a clean sheet.
    *Man City have scored just seven goals in nine Premier League away games in 2011.
    *City have won only once in their last six league trips to the Reebok, failing to score in four of those games
    *Wayne Rooney has scored five goals in seven Premier League games for Manchester United against Tottenham.
    *United are unbeaten in their last 20 Premier League matches against Tottenham, winning 15.

    Players with negative relation
    -Wes Brown > check
    -Baines > check
    -Sinclair > check
    -Torres > check
    -Roger Johnson
    -Aguero

    Players with positve relation
    -Bent > check
    -Drogba
    -Anelka > check
    -Norwich defender/keeper
    -Rooney

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      So what you're saying is that you are marginally smarter than an anonymous man/boy on the internet?
      Congratulations.

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      1. King Eric, in America
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        Ha! Captain Hindsight FTW!

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    2. MCE
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      I can't stand anyone who is wrong on the Internet. Hahaha.

      Nvm, sorry for the long post. Felt better now.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        🙂
        To be fair its nice to be right so I dont blame ya

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  9. SupaTune
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    Torres to Aguero
    Malouda to VDV.

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    1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
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      Torres to Aguerro. Luckily have no other Chelsea player. So wildcard saved

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  10. El Pulpo Paul
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    Im done with chelsea players, well midfielders and strikers at least.

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  11. Attila the Bum
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    July 15th 2011
    11/4 for Chelsea to be top of the league by the end of August? Fooking BARGAIN! Ohhhhh Paddy Power I'm going to suckle on your plentiful teats until you squeal in rage that you offered such generous odds.

    20th August 2011
    Oh f*ck you Paddy you smart arse match rigging bastard

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      shit odds

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        WELL F*CKING DURRR! It is NOW! Considering they just had a new and highly rated manager who I was certain was going to be splashing a bit of cash, and by far the easiest fixtures I thought it was pretty damned generous.
        Smartypants. 😛

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          JUST FACE IT, YOU CAN'T GAMBLE AND YOU CAN'T PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL!

          😉

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            😆
            +1

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  12. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    By the way, India are fecked again ...

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  13. ozone
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    Chelski=Crapski

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  14. michaelington
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    24 points with Kompany, Nani, O hara, Silva and Holt to play. Is this better than most?

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    1. Giggs Boson redundant accou…
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      Yes, i'm on 10, with 6 to play

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    2. moment
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      20 with Silva, Aguero, Kompany, Woodgate, Senderos. Average I'd say...

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  15. MrAnderson
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    wish the fpl website would crash now. causing me too much pain gazing over the debris of my gameweek.

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  16. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    What would be the odds on Odemwingie scoring now?

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    1. Demí
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      Is he on now, i've stopped watching

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  17. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
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    Had enough with that bitch from Chelsea. He's out of my team, 100%. Kneejerk? I couldn't give a toss. I would have had a reasonable day if he'd done something. Should have swapped with Aguerro last week

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    1. Spoiler
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      same here but not getting argeuro

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      1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
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        I Think I will. Who else is there really? Bent I guess. No spare cash either. Here we go again!!!!!

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  18. batman
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    You should captain the 2nd candidate in the poll or the VC in TotalFPL, seems to work...

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  19. JC
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    Just seen that Vorm saved a pen to add to his clean sheet...
    So thats approx 15+ ponits on my bench now

    http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/167/f/8/Face_Palm_by_magicswordz.jpg

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  20. blauriecon
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    About luck. It's probabilities and playing the odds. Last year 8 weeks were under 42 with a low of 24 for me, yet finished 4511. Populate your team with the better players (fantasy wise) and you will average out to better than most.

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    1. King Eric, in America
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      Thank you. Saying this before.

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  21. CFCTom
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    Anelka!? That didn't happen. F*CK!

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  22. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    I am with 19 Points...
    You ?

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    1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
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      16. 6 playing tomorrow

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  23. CFCTom
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    ANOTHER PENALTY! F************CKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. CFCTom
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      Having said that, YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

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  24. owen wilson
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    oy!! foster.....NO!!!

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  25. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    urgh malouda

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      and bos assist?

      URGH

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  26. andy85wsm
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    Malouda goal but more importantly BOSINGWA ASSIST!

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  27. moment
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Oh GOD. Took Bosingwa out for Hilario. Malouda scores.

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  28. mr messi
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    Will there be price rises tonight? Anyone know?

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    1. MrAnderson
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      not sure about that but what i do know is torres will drop to about 50 pence judging by reactions on here.;p

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      1. mr messi
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        Good point!

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  29. JC
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    Bosingwa assist... YEAH!

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  30. clauxy
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    BOSINGWA ASSIST

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    1. MrAnderson
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      malouda rubbing salt into a very open wound. dam it.

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