[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
20 August 2011 1163 comments
Paul Paul
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Two Gameweeks in and already Luis Suarez is making a mockery of his 9.5 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) price. Though many Fantasy owners (our very own Mark, for one) must have despaired when the Uruguayan was benched for the trip to Arsenal, Suarez only needed nineteen minutes to underline the fact that class will always out.

Coming on for Andy Carroll in the 71st minute, Suarez netted yet again for Liverpool and has two goals in just ninety-four minutes game time this season. With a home game against Bolton coming up next, Carroll’s Fantasy owners may have reason to be worried- he failed to provide the expected spark and laboured against a patched-up Gunners rear-guard.

Indeed, the big hit-man’s removal proved to be the turning point in the 2-0 victory and with Suarez wasting no time in carrying on his Copa America form, Carroll is looking increasingly likely to be spending the season in the South American’s shadow. Given that, at 10.0, he’s also the more expensive Fantasy buy of the pair, many may jump ship and plump for Suarez before the Trotters take a trip to Anfield next Saturday evening.

The lunchtime game also served up another blank return for Robin Van Persie. Arsenal looked bereft of ideas for much of the game and there’s a bitter irony that the one player who seemed likely to make things happen, Samir Nasri, is on the verge of an Emirates exit. Decimated by injuries and suspension and devoid of any real sense of confidence, the Gunners now travel to Old Trafford in Gameweek 3 and Van Persie, priced at 12.0, will surely see many a Fantasy owner lose faith.

For short-term alternatives, Darren Bent is looking good. A goal and an assist against Steve Kean’s Blackburn shot Aston Villa to the top of the table this afternoon and backed up his choice in the Scout Picks. Bent has another home game next week, with Wolves the visitors in an all-action Midlands derby.

All eyes will be trained on Stamford Bridge next as Fernando Torres leads the line for Chelsea against West Brom. A performance against the Baggies this evening and El Nino -with a clash at home to Norwich next week- could find himself a Fantasy favourite all over again.

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  1. HST
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    My defender Bosingwa crosses it to my midfielder Malouda.

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      +1

      Why did I captain my striker?

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  2. Pratik
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    My second team turned out to be great. The team I spent two hours in the morning gave me a shitty return.

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  3. DropPointsNotBombs
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    Weeks like this are the exact reason I always lose interest in fantasy football. That coupled with the fact that the new site is just wank means I am likely to forget about it again this year. Shame as I have put money into a few leagues too

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    1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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      LOL. man up.

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      1. DropPointsNotBombs
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        What? It's not like Im moaning that the site being down was unfair like some people are. Im just pointing out that I knew I would get bored of this again so shouldnt have bothered with money leagues. Oh well.

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        1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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          Well since you have money on it, you just need to man up. still 36 game weeks to go...

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  4. didopich
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    bosingwa assist all about him that goal

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  5. batman
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    Did Boss just do that to them two defenders...wow...

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  6. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    Bother. There goes my £2, but well done Malouda ...

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  7. SupaTune
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    Malouda! He's still being kicked out for VDV.

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  8. Spoiler
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    boswingwa assist. a gift from the gods

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  9. tangtastic
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    So. More ground being lost after another crap week.

    Is wildcarding on GW3 panicky kneejerking?

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    1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
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      I'm same boat as you mate. Now lets take a look at what you could have had!!!

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  10. McDog
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    BOSINGWA ASSIST !!!

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Really??? 😀

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      1. tangtastic
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        yes!

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  11. clauxy
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    My hopes are on Nani, Aguero,Kompany

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  12. CFCTom
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    What did I say? OOOOOHHHH yeah! F*ck all you Chelsea hating scum. 🙂

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    1. tangtastic
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      ^ the reason why 'scum' hate Chelsea fans

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      1. CFCTom
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        Because?

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    2. RD
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      Cheerz Tom 😉

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  13. GREENDREAMS11
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    who do we think are on the baps for this game folks

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  14. Feanor
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    So glad I swapped Bos for Cole. FFS.

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  15. TommyK
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    MALOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDA

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  16. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    Finally!!!!

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Ok Bos, you can stay

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      1. Lewis - Sky Pod
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        not whinging about 2 points now are you.

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  17. Be
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    woo woo! left the pub in disgust, proper result x

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  18. dave_the_bear
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    Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!

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  19. SupaTune
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    with Drogba and Torres being on shocking form I'm getting Sturridge in my team once his ban is up

    YESSSSSSS MALOUDA!!!

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  20. sambyy
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    Torres (C) worked out well. WC after GW3 here I come.

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  21. Ini
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    I'll take it..

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  22. AP
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    Chelsea 20 times better with Drogba on instead of Torres non shocker.

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    1. andy85wsm
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      Has Drogba really done much though? Much better with Malouda on instead of Kalou I'd say.

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      1. AP
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        Shhhh i'm trying to catch a priest 😛

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        1. andy85wsm
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          oooops

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  23. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    should i swap alex for bosingwa.... what are the long term prospects for rotation etc?

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  24. TheHazard
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    Malouda, do me a favour.

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    1. tangtastic
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      wish granted

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  25. strongbad
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    I've never been so happy to see an assist an goal, Bos, Malouda and Surarez are only attacking points this week, GET IN!

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  26. Lewis - Sky Pod
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    Bosingwa assist, huzzah

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      1 assist adds about %15 extra to my score!!

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  27. dave_the_bear
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    AVB's celebration. Ace.

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  28. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    A not inconsiderable day ... 🙂

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  29. andy85wsm
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    Odemwingie, stick it away!

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  30. CFCTom
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    AHHH! Phew.

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