[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
20 August 2011 1163 comments
Paul Paul
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Two Gameweeks in and already Luis Suarez is making a mockery of his 9.5 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) price. Though many Fantasy owners (our very own Mark, for one) must have despaired when the Uruguayan was benched for the trip to Arsenal, Suarez only needed nineteen minutes to underline the fact that class will always out.

Coming on for Andy Carroll in the 71st minute, Suarez netted yet again for Liverpool and has two goals in just ninety-four minutes game time this season. With a home game against Bolton coming up next, Carroll’s Fantasy owners may have reason to be worried- he failed to provide the expected spark and laboured against a patched-up Gunners rear-guard.

Indeed, the big hit-man’s removal proved to be the turning point in the 2-0 victory and with Suarez wasting no time in carrying on his Copa America form, Carroll is looking increasingly likely to be spending the season in the South American’s shadow. Given that, at 10.0, he’s also the more expensive Fantasy buy of the pair, many may jump ship and plump for Suarez before the Trotters take a trip to Anfield next Saturday evening.

The lunchtime game also served up another blank return for Robin Van Persie. Arsenal looked bereft of ideas for much of the game and there’s a bitter irony that the one player who seemed likely to make things happen, Samir Nasri, is on the verge of an Emirates exit. Decimated by injuries and suspension and devoid of any real sense of confidence, the Gunners now travel to Old Trafford in Gameweek 3 and Van Persie, priced at 12.0, will surely see many a Fantasy owner lose faith.

For short-term alternatives, Darren Bent is looking good. A goal and an assist against Steve Kean’s Blackburn shot Aston Villa to the top of the table this afternoon and backed up his choice in the Scout Picks. Bent has another home game next week, with Wolves the visitors in an all-action Midlands derby.

All eyes will be trained on Stamford Bridge next as Fernando Torres leads the line for Chelsea against West Brom. A performance against the Baggies this evening and El Nino -with a clash at home to Norwich next week- could find himself a Fantasy favourite all over again.

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  1. dave_the_bear
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Need to change my undies after that...

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  2. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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    a little bit of relief by that assist..

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  3. Declan
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    Wow!

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  4. Come on boro
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    how many saves is that?

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  5. User
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Just seen that Ipswich lost 7-1 to Peterborough...I have Stockdale in goal on my Texaco team lol, he's conceded 13 goals in his last 2 games. :S Not doing too badly in FPL however.

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  6. CobraKai
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Malouda better value than torres.

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  7. Fulgencio Obelmejias
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    i was gutted when torres left for chelski.
    i gave torres the armband over malouda today.
    i am no longer torres' friend !

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    1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
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      lol! With you there bud!

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  8. Argive
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    Up to Kun Aguero to save my gameweek.

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  9. Back on the horse
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    this week gets worse

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  10. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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    With one goal I move slightly away from a humiliating score!

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
      • 15 Years
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      By that I mean I now have 20 points with 3 to play... Maybe I should leave.

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  11. TommyK
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Where has this phantom Lampard assist come from?

    Maybe he's so fat that they just assume it must have touched some part of him in the way through...... 😉

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    1. andy85wsm
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      He passed it to Anelka.

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      1. TommyK
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        Bah- I'd be blitzkrieging jamsiep this week without that....

        Still, Rooney (C), Silva, Lescott, Zamora, holt and delaet still to come with 16 points. 😛

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        1. andy85wsm
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          • 15 Years
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          I'm on 36 but only got Rooney and Richards to go.

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          1. tosey
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            41 with holt for me

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        2. Milan
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          40 with only Holt left. Not bad, but not good either.

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          1. thegaffer82
            • 14 Years
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            22 with Silva, Komp and Roon to play.
            Thankyou capt girly boy Torres

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            1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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              I have the same score and players remaining

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  12. CFCTom
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    John Terry was just sorting him out!

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  13. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    Hmmm - judging by Metro points, Beauswinger's up for bonus points ... 😀

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    1. Demí
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Did the Metro points reflect the bonus point scorers well in GW 1?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        With some exceptions, quite well - as long as judgement was used ...

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  14. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    I feel like cutting off my knob

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    1. Pat Mustard
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      knee jerk

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    2. Back on the horse
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      lol

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    3. super zlatan
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      lol

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    4. catch22
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      Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It

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      1. AnthonyBkr
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        Lol!!!

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      2. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
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        As my nicname suggests, I can make my mind up!!!!!

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        1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
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          Ouch

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    5. Fulgencio Obelmejias
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      better idea than capt torres?!

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  15. CFCTom
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Get rid of 4-3-3 AVB, 4-4-2 all the way, just incorporate width!

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  16. Mighty
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Oh great, Malouda out for Torres. GW3 WC as usual then....

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  17. Ghostcrow
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    yes malouda, thought i'd completely wasted my captain choice

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  18. AP
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    Ugh, Chelsea. Horrible.

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    1. Declan
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      Casual

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      1. AP
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        Casual oafishness and villainy.

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  19. andrew
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    Funny how for 80 mins having Malouda (c) and Boswinga looked to be fail then turns out OK!

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  20. andy85wsm
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    lol - how did Odemwingie come away with a card there and Cole nothing

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    1. Dave Bauer
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      Because he'd just booked Terry. Two England players in a minute would be outrageous!

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  21. Dave Bauer
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    How did that vvanker Cole get away with no card there?

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  22. DV8R
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    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Just need a Lampard goal now..

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  23. The Hitch Hikers Guide to t…
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    finally Suarez is getting recognized.

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    1. King Eric, in America
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      "finally" 😯

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  24. jamlove
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    Obenthingy you know better than to get your shirt tangled in Terry's hand, here's a yellow card cause you fell on Cashley.....bah

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    1. jamlove
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      xenophobic refs, and linesmen with no spine,

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  25. Declan
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    Drogba(C) GW3

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    1. Optimus.
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      do you reckon he`ll stat next week or same as today?

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      1. The Hitch Hikers Guide to t…
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        not worth the punt my friend he is kind

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  26. dave_the_bear
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    Casual.

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  27. CFCTom
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    Ashley Cole, now I love you but come on mate, leave it out.

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    1. Dave Bauer
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      He's such an unbelievable (unt. Possibly only Terry is a bigger t0sser.

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      1. CFCTom
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        Wrong and wrong, both are legends. Odemwingie gonna' come to our house and give us cheek we gonna' fu*k him up! No, but seriously, dangerous tackle there, glad he wasn't hurt too badly.

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        1. Dave Bauer
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          I can see why as a Chelsea fan you would say that, but as a complete neutral who has no issue with Chelsea at all, they are both huge vvankers.

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  28. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Cold someone explain real quickly, what factors determine a price rise/fall and when are they likely to be implemented?

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    1. moment
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      http://www.fiso.co.uk/crackthecode.php click help...

      sometime in the wee small hours.

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      1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        Awesome, cheers. Happily bookmarked

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    2. King Eric, in America
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      transfers in/out.

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      1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
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        Cheers. What are the thresholds and do they vary?

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        1. King Eric, in America
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          The thresholds seem to be something of a proprietary secret, although I've seen ~30,000 bandied about, or a percentage of ownership drop/rise.

          I believe whatever the threshold is, it doubles after a rise/fail within one gameweek. So, if 30K creates a .1 increase on Day 1, a 60k increase would be needed for next .1 increase - within the same gameweek.

          .1 is maximum up/down per day.

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          1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
            • 14 Years
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            So basically, make a transfer sooner rather than later, i.e. Torres for Aguerro before you go to bed tonight, else you cold pay more for him

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        2. Dave Bauer
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          Keep in mind it's by no means 100% accurate...

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  29. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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    Andre Villas-Boas survives another day!

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  30. ...---...
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    Let's hope we here no more of Fernando (still can't score in a barrel full of fannies) Torres.

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2011/08/19/ict-analysis-united-under-scrutiny/comment-page-6/#comment-1887485

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