[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
20 August 2011 1163 comments
Paul Paul
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Two Gameweeks in and already Luis Suarez is making a mockery of his 9.5 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) price. Though many Fantasy owners (our very own Mark, for one) must have despaired when the Uruguayan was benched for the trip to Arsenal, Suarez only needed nineteen minutes to underline the fact that class will always out.

Coming on for Andy Carroll in the 71st minute, Suarez netted yet again for Liverpool and has two goals in just ninety-four minutes game time this season. With a home game against Bolton coming up next, Carroll’s Fantasy owners may have reason to be worried- he failed to provide the expected spark and laboured against a patched-up Gunners rear-guard.

Indeed, the big hit-man’s removal proved to be the turning point in the 2-0 victory and with Suarez wasting no time in carrying on his Copa America form, Carroll is looking increasingly likely to be spending the season in the South American’s shadow. Given that, at 10.0, he’s also the more expensive Fantasy buy of the pair, many may jump ship and plump for Suarez before the Trotters take a trip to Anfield next Saturday evening.

The lunchtime game also served up another blank return for Robin Van Persie. Arsenal looked bereft of ideas for much of the game and there’s a bitter irony that the one player who seemed likely to make things happen, Samir Nasri, is on the verge of an Emirates exit. Decimated by injuries and suspension and devoid of any real sense of confidence, the Gunners now travel to Old Trafford in Gameweek 3 and Van Persie, priced at 12.0, will surely see many a Fantasy owner lose faith.

For short-term alternatives, Darren Bent is looking good. A goal and an assist against Steve Kean’s Blackburn shot Aston Villa to the top of the table this afternoon and backed up his choice in the Scout Picks. Bent has another home game next week, with Wolves the visitors in an all-action Midlands derby.

All eyes will be trained on Stamford Bridge next as Fernando Torres leads the line for Chelsea against West Brom. A performance against the Baggies this evening and El Nino -with a clash at home to Norwich next week- could find himself a Fantasy favourite all over again.

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  1. Cashnex
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    WTF!!!

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  2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    1-0 west brom lolll

    Alex mistake

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  3. SupaTune
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    sloppy!

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  4. TheHazard
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    Shane Long 1-0

    Alex blunder.

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  5. Feanor
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    WTF... A Cole fail.

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  6. som3awy
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    Alex u suck!

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  7. Hybrid.power
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    Hahahaha! WTF! Shane Long can score against anyone! Alex big f**k up.

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  8. andy85wsm
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    Shane Long goal

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  9. McEwan
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    Lol, hilario and boswinga playing. shane long on the bench!

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  10. HST
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    Alex is Luiz in disguise.

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  11. EverReady
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    Guys, any one had H2H leagues updated? I mean from last week's matches ??

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  12. AP
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    Abramovich already itchy on the big red button of doom.

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    1. HST
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      I was just about to type a similar quip.

      They should hand the title to you lot now.

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      1. AP
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        Sacking Carlo FTW.

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        1. HST
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          SAF on his 4th bottle of red already after 13 minutes laughing his arse off throwing solid gold darts into his bespoke Roman dartboard.

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  13. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I love to see money well spent!

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    1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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      CFC failing is so much fun.

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  14. CFCTom
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    🙁

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    1. CFCTom
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      Clear it you c*nt!!!!

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  15. Hybrid.power
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    I actually thought that was going to be disallowed for something because the Chelsea players just didn't seem bothered!

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  16. DropPointsNotBombs
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    OMG

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  17. BinIvanovic
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    So the last of my clean sheets goes out of the window and i was thinking this is going to be my gameweek

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  18. Giggs Boson redundant accou…
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    Yes! Most of my friends in my league have cole! Just need torres to run riot...

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  19. palace ash
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    This is the worst start to a season ever!!!

    I hate fantasy football at the moment.

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  20. Damp
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    this GW is unreal!

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  21. joinho
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    How have QPR beaten Everton!?

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    1. 4-4-who?
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      everton going down - finally

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      1. swedish_toffee
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        Yea, can't wait.

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  22. TheHazard
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    Tamas in the book - if anyone has him?

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  23. ManofKent
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    Assist?

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    1. Hybrid.power
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      I don't think there will be any.

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    2. Demí
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      Nobody.

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  24. DropPointsNotBombs
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    This couldnt get much worse. Im gonna end up with about 28 points at this rate FFS

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  25. dave_the_bear
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    Getting flashbacks of Foster last season turning into superman against Chelsea

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  26. HST
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    Where the hell is Chelseas's urgency this looks like a training match?

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  27. CFCTom
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    We'll come back. Just a poor start.

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  28. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Torres hasn't touched it yet and Chelsea looking rather average

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  29. SupaTune
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    looks like a kickabout down the park

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  30. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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    can now only hope for attacking point from Bosingwa.

    but 11 WBA players behind the ball.. 🙁

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