[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
20 August 2011 1163 comments
Paul Paul
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Two Gameweeks in and already Luis Suarez is making a mockery of his 9.5 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) price. Though many Fantasy owners (our very own Mark, for one) must have despaired when the Uruguayan was benched for the trip to Arsenal, Suarez only needed nineteen minutes to underline the fact that class will always out.

Coming on for Andy Carroll in the 71st minute, Suarez netted yet again for Liverpool and has two goals in just ninety-four minutes game time this season. With a home game against Bolton coming up next, Carroll’s Fantasy owners may have reason to be worried- he failed to provide the expected spark and laboured against a patched-up Gunners rear-guard.

Indeed, the big hit-man’s removal proved to be the turning point in the 2-0 victory and with Suarez wasting no time in carrying on his Copa America form, Carroll is looking increasingly likely to be spending the season in the South American’s shadow. Given that, at 10.0, he’s also the more expensive Fantasy buy of the pair, many may jump ship and plump for Suarez before the Trotters take a trip to Anfield next Saturday evening.

The lunchtime game also served up another blank return for Robin Van Persie. Arsenal looked bereft of ideas for much of the game and there’s a bitter irony that the one player who seemed likely to make things happen, Samir Nasri, is on the verge of an Emirates exit. Decimated by injuries and suspension and devoid of any real sense of confidence, the Gunners now travel to Old Trafford in Gameweek 3 and Van Persie, priced at 12.0, will surely see many a Fantasy owner lose faith.

For short-term alternatives, Darren Bent is looking good. A goal and an assist against Steve Kean’s Blackburn shot Aston Villa to the top of the table this afternoon and backed up his choice in the Scout Picks. Bent has another home game next week, with Wolves the visitors in an all-action Midlands derby.

All eyes will be trained on Stamford Bridge next as Fernando Torres leads the line for Chelsea against West Brom. A performance against the Baggies this evening and El Nino -with a clash at home to Norwich next week- could find himself a Fantasy favourite all over again.

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  1. HST
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    What happenend to that rampant Chelsea who were sticking 8 and 7 goals past teams just recently?

    Most of the team is the same.

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    1. 4-4-who?
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      They are playing WBA; be patient

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      1. HST
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        Are you watching the game?

        Woeful stuff.

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    2. tosey
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      become too predictable n easy to defend against

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  2. HST
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    Tchoyi is the black version of Andre the Giant.

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  3. FUNNY_OLD_GAME
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    so far all top 3 teams to likely to keep a cleansheet this week a failed!

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  4. 01mpowers
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    reposting** Long for 6 Mil… Decent fixtures….bandwagon? or will he get replaced by odem?

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    1. HST
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      Club record signing.

      Scored on his debut vs Man Utd.

      2nd Score after 4 minutes at Stamford bridge.

      Yeah he's bench bound alright, what a flop.

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  5. Giggs Boson redundant accou…
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    Chelsea and everton had the best odds to win their games lol. Come on torres!

    My rival had cole as captain LOL

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  6. riles
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    any live streams of this on the net?

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    1. DropPointsNotBombs
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      Yes loads

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  7. getmonkeyed
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    Anyone streaming the game? I can't find a good link!

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  8. CFCTom
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    Width! Width! Width! Width! I could manage Chelsea!

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  9. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    That's what happens when you have mikel and anelka playing

    Slow buildup and no urgency

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  10. moment
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    Hilario in goal, Vorm on the bench. Great.

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    1. crido
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      exactly the same, and i also took enrique out for bosingwa, and went for carroll over suarez.. oh and i have ryan taylor on the bench

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      1. moment
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        I was praying they'd started Turnbull instead of Hilario after Vorm's heroics. Not to be...

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    2. 4-4-who?
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      +50000 lol

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    3. CFCTom
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      Got Given instead of Hilario, and Vorm got 11! I can't express how much I hate what is happening this weekend.

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      1. jaseume
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        Think of it like this a nice little price rise is coming your way soon

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  11. SupaTune
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    get Malouda on

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  12. Andy
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    im counting hilarios saves now - got him in goal vorm on bench, sickener...

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    1. alsybach
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      me too.......

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  13. ManofKent
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    Boing Boing! 🙂

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  14. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Get anelka off!!!

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  15. Syd.
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    Fook FPL....

    Chelski are shit

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  16. Nomar
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    Where's all the Everton fans on Twitter now???

    Funny, they cocky scousers were all over the web all week mocking and rubbing their hands at the 3 points they were sure they were getting today!!!

    Gone a bit quiet now, eh?

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    1. Syd.
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      😆

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  17. sambyy
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    I have Hilario and Bosingwa 😐 My gw looks to be a total fail because of that goal.

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  18. dave_the_bear
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    WTF is this!? Get your s**t together!!

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    1. CFCTom
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      +11

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    2. TheHazard
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      No need to be so grizzly about it.

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  19. palace ash
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    Has Torres done anything yet?

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    1. CFCTom
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      No, he's a Chelsea player.

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    2. HST
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      He watched WBA score from about 60 yards away.

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    3. TheHazard
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      Just had a pop, but Chelsea haven't really got the ball to him much so far.

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  20. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Chelsea look all over the place

    Torres has not touched the ball in 20 mins!!!!

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    1. DropPointsNotBombs
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      Torres looks ok to me

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  21. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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    WBA look better as a team in the first 20 mins.. Torres had one attempt off the goal.

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  22. CFCTom
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    Ivanovic on for Bosingwa, Drogba for Anelka.

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    1. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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      Iva better on for Alex ?

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      1. CFCTom
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        He made one mistake, players do that. I won't hold it against him, the stupid fu*king sh*t!

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  23. 01mpowers
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    did anyone watch the villa game? how did nzog do? reckon he is a season keeper?

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    1. Tatty Bojangles
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      He definitely deserved his 2pts.

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  24. michaelington
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    Dont be surprised if WBA score again, chelsea looking terrible at the minute

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  25. Syd.
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    ABV = Clueless

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    1. CFCTom
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      *AVB, and I'm trying not to lose faith.

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    2. TheHazard
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      Alcohol by volume?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        Hey, Hey, HEY! 😉

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    3. Demí
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      Who's that

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  26. palace ash
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    Over the bar????

    Minus PPI points are comin me thinks!

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    1. Giggs Boson redundant accou…
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      🙁 i have him captain

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  27. alsybach
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    the guy who is leading the entire thing after week one is playing two WBA midfielders and has Rooney as third sub.........how bizarre.........can anyone explain the logic?????

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      LSD? 😉

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    2. moment
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      That's the same team he played last week that got him in the lead. Quite possibly an auto pick that just happened to hit the jackpot?

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  28. SupaTune
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    chelsea are a shambles at the back lol!

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  29. dave_the_bear
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    Should be 2-0
    This is poor...

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  30. CFCTom
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    My heart was in my mouth then. Get some pace in the side AVB!

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