[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
20 August 2011 1163 comments
Paul Paul
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Two Gameweeks in and already Luis Suarez is making a mockery of his 9.5 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) price. Though many Fantasy owners (our very own Mark, for one) must have despaired when the Uruguayan was benched for the trip to Arsenal, Suarez only needed nineteen minutes to underline the fact that class will always out.

Coming on for Andy Carroll in the 71st minute, Suarez netted yet again for Liverpool and has two goals in just ninety-four minutes game time this season. With a home game against Bolton coming up next, Carroll’s Fantasy owners may have reason to be worried- he failed to provide the expected spark and laboured against a patched-up Gunners rear-guard.

Indeed, the big hit-man’s removal proved to be the turning point in the 2-0 victory and with Suarez wasting no time in carrying on his Copa America form, Carroll is looking increasingly likely to be spending the season in the South American’s shadow. Given that, at 10.0, he’s also the more expensive Fantasy buy of the pair, many may jump ship and plump for Suarez before the Trotters take a trip to Anfield next Saturday evening.

The lunchtime game also served up another blank return for Robin Van Persie. Arsenal looked bereft of ideas for much of the game and there’s a bitter irony that the one player who seemed likely to make things happen, Samir Nasri, is on the verge of an Emirates exit. Decimated by injuries and suspension and devoid of any real sense of confidence, the Gunners now travel to Old Trafford in Gameweek 3 and Van Persie, priced at 12.0, will surely see many a Fantasy owner lose faith.

For short-term alternatives, Darren Bent is looking good. A goal and an assist against Steve Kean’s Blackburn shot Aston Villa to the top of the table this afternoon and backed up his choice in the Scout Picks. Bent has another home game next week, with Wolves the visitors in an all-action Midlands derby.

All eyes will be trained on Stamford Bridge next as Fernando Torres leads the line for Chelsea against West Brom. A performance against the Baggies this evening and El Nino -with a clash at home to Norwich next week- could find himself a Fantasy favourite all over again.

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  1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Should have been 2-0 there

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  2. Syd.
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    I have 2 playyers on my bench who have more points than the 8 players I selected 🙁

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    1. moment
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      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Vorm and Taylor?

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  3. TheHazard
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Don't know how West Brom didn't score there, but Brunt put a beautiful 40yrd ball through to Long with the outside of his right boot. Lovely stuff.

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  4. michaelington
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Poor ball from Long to Tchoyi, should be 2-0.

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  5. HST
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Malouda, Drogba and Anelka.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Felicitations on a fine win ... 😀

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  6. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Get anelka and kalou off NOW!!

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  7. Camzy
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Brunt looking really classy. Regret playing the fixtures and getting Sinclair now.

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  8. AP
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Where's Sack the Board? Interested to hear how the ref has performed today.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Broad is bowling, so he will be scarce ... 😉

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    2. HST
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      He probably thought he saw the ref laughing at Alex and has gone rioting at Lidl in protest.

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  9. Mr Smith
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    This GW us quickly disappearing up it's own arse

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    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      + 1 zillion

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  10. Andy
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    chelsea playing "formula" - robotic football.

    all that money and no flair.

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  11. TheHazard
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Ipswich are 1-4 down to Peterborough in the first half, in case anyone is interested.

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  12. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Torres trying to get sent off there

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  13. DropPointsNotBombs
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Everyone knows Torres has never been a good footballer but now he cant even poach goals FFS

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  14. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Chelsea players just walking about?!!!

    Bunch of overpaid w@nkers

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  15. HST
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Comeon Malouda w000000000000000000000.

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  16. Spoiler
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    cue a fat frank penalty.

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  17. BigUps
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    I don't understand why Torres starts over Drogba. IMO, Drogba is a better all around striker and he's one of the EPL's best at taking set pieces. It's just an odd move to me.

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  18. dave_the_bear
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Malouda on for Kalou I can only presume

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  19. Demí
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Lampard Yellow.

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  20. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Fat Frank booked

    Malouda coming on

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  21. CFCTom
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Malouda coming on.

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  22. TheHazard
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    Malouda coming on

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  23. DropPointsNotBombs
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Man United already won the title?

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    1. Fencesitter
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      I expect them to rape Arsenal next week.

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  24. CFCTom
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Goal is a bit further forward than that lads.

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  25. Camzy
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Obvious move to get Malouda on.

    Don't know why AVB didn't start him. They badly needed width, and with both wide forwards naturally inclined to come inside, it was always going to be a bit of a cramped midfield with no openings.

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  26. palace ash
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Here's where Malouda scores a hattrick and I regret taking him out for Cahill and Torres

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  27. super711
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    anyone got more then 47 points

    so many non performers but 3 have got 31points!
    vorm, r.taylor and benty should all get an extra 3 bps
    just if baines could have scored the freekick
    oh well still happy

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    1. gooner dave
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      These posts always go down well.

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    2. TheHazard
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      great score that mate

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  28. Mr. Greedy
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    If there's 5 mins+ of injury time will Malouda be able to get to 60 mins played?

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    1. arsms
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Nope just normal time.

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  29. moment
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Lampard (C) - booked. Gets worse.

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    1. Waldaz
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      😥

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  30. EverReady
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    The league admin for our head to head mini league has chosen to start the scoring from Gameweek 1 and yet no fixtures have been generated for that gameweek.

    Can someone shed some light on this issue pleasee

    Thanks

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