[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
20 August 2011 1163 comments
Paul Paul
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Two Gameweeks in and already Luis Suarez is making a mockery of his 9.5 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) price. Though many Fantasy owners (our very own Mark, for one) must have despaired when the Uruguayan was benched for the trip to Arsenal, Suarez only needed nineteen minutes to underline the fact that class will always out.

Coming on for Andy Carroll in the 71st minute, Suarez netted yet again for Liverpool and has two goals in just ninety-four minutes game time this season. With a home game against Bolton coming up next, Carroll’s Fantasy owners may have reason to be worried- he failed to provide the expected spark and laboured against a patched-up Gunners rear-guard.

Indeed, the big hit-man’s removal proved to be the turning point in the 2-0 victory and with Suarez wasting no time in carrying on his Copa America form, Carroll is looking increasingly likely to be spending the season in the South American’s shadow. Given that, at 10.0, he’s also the more expensive Fantasy buy of the pair, many may jump ship and plump for Suarez before the Trotters take a trip to Anfield next Saturday evening.

The lunchtime game also served up another blank return for Robin Van Persie. Arsenal looked bereft of ideas for much of the game and there’s a bitter irony that the one player who seemed likely to make things happen, Samir Nasri, is on the verge of an Emirates exit. Decimated by injuries and suspension and devoid of any real sense of confidence, the Gunners now travel to Old Trafford in Gameweek 3 and Van Persie, priced at 12.0, will surely see many a Fantasy owner lose faith.

For short-term alternatives, Darren Bent is looking good. A goal and an assist against Steve Kean’s Blackburn shot Aston Villa to the top of the table this afternoon and backed up his choice in the Scout Picks. Bent has another home game next week, with Wolves the visitors in an all-action Midlands derby.

All eyes will be trained on Stamford Bridge next as Fernando Torres leads the line for Chelsea against West Brom. A performance against the Baggies this evening and El Nino -with a clash at home to Norwich next week- could find himself a Fantasy favourite all over again.

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  1. 01mpowers
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Torres getting more tackles in than shots rofl

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    1. Giggs Boson redundant accou…
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      Good out of position bonus points 😉

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  2. palace ash
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    Who has Malouda???

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    1. Pat Mustard
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      mé féin

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  3. Twelve years a slave
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Im getting torres out , i wouldnt care if they were home to acrington stanley next week HE GONE

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    1. barfly14
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      im feeling the same.

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  4. MJonno_79
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Hope the game drags out for 95 mins then I might get points for malouda. Or am i wrong

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    1. Gregor
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Wrong.

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      1. MJonno_79
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        But surely if he plays for 60 he should get he points

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        1. arsms
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          14 years, 7 months ago

          The game only counts normal time.

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        2. moment
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          14 years, 7 months ago

          injury time doesn't count.

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        3. King Eric, in America
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          He won't play 60 minutes, though ... only 56 + injury time, which 'doesn't count'

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          1. King Eric, in America
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            After all, the point of extra time is that play was stopped for some period due to injuries, goal celebrations, cards, etc.

            Therefore, the extra time isn't "extra" at all, but only part of the actual 90.

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        4. Gregor
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Look at your players histories.

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  5. HST
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Breaking news...

    Wenger signs Kalou to stop the rot at Arsenal.

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  6. Twelve years a slave
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    wHY BENYOUN NOT HAD CHANCE WAS GREAT PRE SEASON

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  7. AP
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Kalou transfer in went well! 😆

    Never again.

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    1. Dave Bauer
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      So glad I talked myself out of that one!

      Although I did go for Lampard, so not really any better to be honest.

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    2. HST
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Have a stern word with yourself sir.

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      1. AP
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        I'll be flailing myself later along with the torres ©ers.

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        1. Dai Chicken Pie
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          14 years, 7 months ago

          we still have hope! although the more i watch of it..........

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    3. TheHazard
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Hehehe, you can't have had high hopes for that transfer?

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  8. TheHazard
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Chelsea have got quick players, but there's no speed to their build up whatsoever.

    They move the ball into the final third, but it takes them so long that the other team can get two banks of four in place every single time - and they just don't look like breaking West Brom down from the position.

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    1. King Eric, in America
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      +1

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      1. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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        Anelka is the obvious one who always slow things down. Thought he would be replaced but Kalou.

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  9. Syd.
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    KALOU.. lolz

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  10. ozone
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    No service for Torres.

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  11. Spoiler
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    anyone else worried torres will go off for drogs?

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    1. Gregor
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Very much so.

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    2. Dave Bauer
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      Fingers crossed!

      😉

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    3. MARVELLUS
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      YES. Head said captain Bent, went with Torres. Nightmare.

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      1. Spoiler
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        anyone watching the game whos been better anelka or torres

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        1. MARVELLUS
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          Anelka. Just.

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      2. nevertrustbony
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        p'boro v ipswich is interesting tommy smith sent of after 67 seconds and conceded a penalty.!

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  12. Come on boro
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    phew...swapped cole for bosignwa (and rival has cole)

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  13. didopich
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    big let off for west brom --that was a stone called peno

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  14. â­ Bemba_Da â­
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    If Torres is back to his best my name is David beckham

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    1. Syd.
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      He is getting no support from the other Chelsea players...

      AVB needs to grow a set and drop Fatty and Terry

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  15. CFCTom
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Penalty!!

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    1. TheHazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      😆

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    2. AP
      • 16 Years
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      😆 😆

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      1. CFCTom
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        I hate you both.

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  16. didopich
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    a goal from this freekick would be torres =assist

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    1. Come on boro
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      only way we're going to get points from him (as will be 0 from goals...)

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  17. El Pulpo Paul
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Chelsea look poor. Cant believe i captained Torres. Goner for sure for Suarez next week. If i make the transfer now i can get in before the Suarez price rise, or is it worth waiting?

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    1. Fray Bentos
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      I cant see suarez rising much further becasue everyone bugger has him!

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      1. El Pulpo Paul
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        40% ownership might just wait, even if he goes up by .1 it wont make much difference as he'll be transferred in for torres.

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  18. TheHazard
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Great free kick position, won by Torres

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    1. TheHazard
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      Please be Alex

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  19. didopich
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    think mikel stopped the ball from going in ha ha

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  20. dave_the_bear
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Torres is looking good but he's getting nothing to work with!!

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  21. Ownership
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    villas boas is so f"":ing loud!

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  22. CFCTom
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Alex! Sh*t.

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  23. Andy
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    who said torres was a gd shout...

    dont think chelsea style has suited him but cant hide from the fact hes been way below par himself.

    that team needs re-vamped big time.

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  24. didopich
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    torres likes breaking football not ball into feet with 10 defenders in front of him -- totally the wrong style football

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    1. Tim Pickupski
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Well spotted, but can you see Chelski going all-out defence and long-balling it to him on the counter?

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  25. Neddy55
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Rozzer Hodgson on top at the Bridge, eh?

    BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  26. â­ Bemba_Da â­
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    well this gameweek is turning out well. NOT!

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  27. Minty
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    A question about the FPL site - is there anywhere on it now where i can see a break down of a game with each player listed - it used to happen when you clicked the score, that just seems to bring up the key points now

    I'm a geek I like tables!!!

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    1. mufc802
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      No they seem to have downgraded most of the features of the previous FPL website.

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      1. Minty
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        That was one of the best features and the live scoring - I can see a FFS buyout next season!!

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  28. super zlatan
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    My game week in taters. 19 points with 4 to play.
    I need torres to do something but fat fu cking chance of that happening

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      I'm sorry. That's pretty disheartening. ğŸ™

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  29. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    Beauswinger scoring well on Metro ...

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  30. Scratch
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    17 points from my 9 players.

    17 points on the bench.

    ğŸ™

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