[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
20 August 2011 1163 comments
Paul Paul
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Two Gameweeks in and already Luis Suarez is making a mockery of his 9.5 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) price. Though many Fantasy owners (our very own Mark, for one) must have despaired when the Uruguayan was benched for the trip to Arsenal, Suarez only needed nineteen minutes to underline the fact that class will always out.

Coming on for Andy Carroll in the 71st minute, Suarez netted yet again for Liverpool and has two goals in just ninety-four minutes game time this season. With a home game against Bolton coming up next, Carroll’s Fantasy owners may have reason to be worried- he failed to provide the expected spark and laboured against a patched-up Gunners rear-guard.

Indeed, the big hit-man’s removal proved to be the turning point in the 2-0 victory and with Suarez wasting no time in carrying on his Copa America form, Carroll is looking increasingly likely to be spending the season in the South American’s shadow. Given that, at 10.0, he’s also the more expensive Fantasy buy of the pair, many may jump ship and plump for Suarez before the Trotters take a trip to Anfield next Saturday evening.

The lunchtime game also served up another blank return for Robin Van Persie. Arsenal looked bereft of ideas for much of the game and there’s a bitter irony that the one player who seemed likely to make things happen, Samir Nasri, is on the verge of an Emirates exit. Decimated by injuries and suspension and devoid of any real sense of confidence, the Gunners now travel to Old Trafford in Gameweek 3 and Van Persie, priced at 12.0, will surely see many a Fantasy owner lose faith.

For short-term alternatives, Darren Bent is looking good. A goal and an assist against Steve Kean’s Blackburn shot Aston Villa to the top of the table this afternoon and backed up his choice in the Scout Picks. Bent has another home game next week, with Wolves the visitors in an all-action Midlands derby.

All eyes will be trained on Stamford Bridge next as Fernando Torres leads the line for Chelsea against West Brom. A performance against the Baggies this evening and El Nino -with a clash at home to Norwich next week- could find himself a Fantasy favourite all over again.

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  1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    can i check again, definitely no rises tonight?

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    1. Fray Bentos
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      if prices were reset at deadline - no chance

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        still showing as due to rise on totalfpl though

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          is it a definite no then? i'm not confident atm

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          1. Fray Bentos
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            no they arent - all reset?

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            1. ratty
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              if he does come off i'll celebrate a small victory 😀

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  2. SupaTune
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    Took a punt on Torres instead of Aguero...Aguero will probably bag a hattie tomorrow.

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    1. yousunkmybattleship
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      +1 ffs

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  3. super zlatan
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    suarez price will rise soon i think .. glad I already have him

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  4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    i have 8 home players this week and probably 9 next... some big away games coming up soon i feel

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  5. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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    Need a brace from lamps to salvage something from this GW!

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    1. SöundLight 30
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      Same here. Thought I'd settle for a couple of assists.

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  6. Twelve years a slave
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    Must look when i type sorry to shout

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  7. arfa
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    christ what a day so far....i went 2 Everton and 3 Chelskov 🙁

    great to hear the the "new blues" roaring their team on 😕

    over 11 corners at evens is my bit of 2nd half entertainment

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  8. I taught Ashley Young how t…
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    23 points plus one to play on my bench. Life is futile

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  9. Torres76
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    Bought Torres and Mikel

    Waste of time. Made Rooney Captain...Phewwwwwwww!!

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  10. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    imagine what chelsea could have done with 50mil...

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    1. Shakey
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      Bought Andy Carroll and Jordan Henderson.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        2 nil

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        1. Shakey
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          Because you took them off.

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          1. Shakey
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            To be honest, I thought you'd go for a "better than not spending it at all" angle. But hey ho.

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              too easy lol

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          2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            b e a

            utiful

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  11. Twelve years a slave
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    EVERYONE GOING ON ABOUT SUAREZ BUT IF ARSENAL PLAYER NOT SENT OFF WOULD OF BEEN 1 POINT FAIL

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    1. Damo.
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      ? If Betty had balls she'd be Bob.

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      BOLLOCKS

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    3. TheHazard
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      Your caps lock is still on 🙄

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    4. HST
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      Nobody has mentioned his name in ages, he's a class act and will continue to score well, turn off caps lock.

      Get a grip of yourself.

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    5. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      +2

      But he does manage to look menacing every match

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    6. looking4second
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      LOL

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    7. Cashnex
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      Caps lock key is on the left side of the keyboard usually.

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    8. Tuchap - Lurker
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      But he was so I guess your argument becomes redundant.

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    9. Tatty Bojangles
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      Thank god Coloccini drinks alot of milk, or this could have ended his season.

      http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5682/bardoe.jpg

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  12. Declan
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    Ipswich for promotion, erm 😯

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      it's not called promotion when you go to the league below

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      1. Declan
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        you figured that out all by yourself, give dan a biscuit!

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          bourbon please

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          1. Declan
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            😆 pink wafer!

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  13. yash
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    My bench has scored more than my first team

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    1. super zlatan
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      +1

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  14. super zlatan
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    brunt a good shout for next gw?

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    1. nevertrustbony
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      yes pfor the next 6 weeks at least

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  15. TheHazard
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    no second half changes.

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    1. TheHazard
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      But Drogba warming up, applauding fans etc...

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      1. Spoiler
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        i just pray anelka goes off

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        1. SupaTune
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          +1. don't take Torres off...

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        2. super zlatan
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          it will be anelka. has to be

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          1. Spoiler
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            not really

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          2. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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            Torres off!

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        3. TheHazard
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          They're effectively playing two up front, so must be Drogba and Torres?

          *crosses finger*

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  16. MARVELLUS
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    Played CHE WBrom on FIFA at half time. Torres scored 6 goals.

    Come on boy.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      who says computer games are unrealistic eh

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  17. FUNNY_OLD_GAME
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    the most frustrating things is that planning seems to mean nothing in all this. some guys in my mini leagues have barely touch their teams, a few have'nt been on for two weeks or so and their team lineups would have been slated to death on this forum but they are kicking my ass!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      i've been planning my team all week and done pretty well though!

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    2. Minty
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      Funny had same convo with my mate earlier, you can over analyse a selection, and while this site is brilliant it can make you think to hard. sometimes gut instinct is good

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    3. Nomar
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      Its only GW2 for crying out loud, funnyoldgame.

      Way too early to start dooming and glooming about your fantasy team.

      People slagging off Chelsea players. This is the Prem League. Anyone can beat anyone else on their day. QPR proved that today. Teams are here cos they're good and capable of beating you. Even the promoted sides, as we have now found out today.

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  18. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    I am getting so angry and stressed watching this game

    Never picking torres as captain ever again

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  19. I taught Ashley Young how t…
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    is 23 points on the bench plus one still to play some sort of record?

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  20. super zlatan
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    Spoiler...Out teams are quite similair. What score u on?

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    1. Spoiler
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      pretty shite mate. did you click my link?

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      1. super zlatan
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        u rated my team earlier and i remember saying our teams were similar. Im 19 points so far, with 4 to go. Torres (c). U?

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        1. Spoiler
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          im 16 with 4 to go

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  21. Optimus.
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    i know its only early days

    so torres said he wanted to leave pool for champions league football
    and to win trophies

    pool could finish ahead of him to 3rd way its looking at least theyve spent

    like i said early days but chelsea/arsenal off the pace

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    1. Nomar
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      Its only GW2. Nothing is decided yet.

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      1. Spoiler
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        +1

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  22. MrAnderson
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    wenger interviews a man claming to have seen torres score a goal.And Rooney sings a song for Torres lmao. thought id share this, shame this programme is no longer on.
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Doitchampions#p/c/423198BBD53ECE31

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  23. TheHazard
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    I am already sick of hearing about how many points people have on the bench.

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    1. Fray Bentos
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      30 + baps!!!

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  24. unoaime
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    I hate fantasy football. I should really be cheering on West Brom but i need Torres to score, eugh.

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    1. ManofKent
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      +1 Maybe I can have a goal from brunt then a last minute one from Torres 😉

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  25. Call Me Old Fashioned
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    Been out all day, got in to see my points. Vorm and simpson on my bench have more points than my team total so far. 5 clean sheets so far and 2 are on bench. Great..

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  26. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    Why did Chelsea sack Carlo again?

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    1. Shakey
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      Because you told them to.

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  27. didopich
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    goal anelka

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  28. CFCTom
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    FPL is all about blind luck, we're all wasting our time.

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    1. ratty
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      50-50 probably

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    2. King Eric, in America
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      1.5 gameweeks until despair sets in.

      😆

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      1. CFCTom
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        Temporary 😀

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  29. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Anelka goal

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  30. CFCTom
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    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I TOLD YOU ALL WE'D COME BACK!!!!!!!!

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    1. ManofKent
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      Please tell me it was a Torres assist?

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      1. ratty
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        solo effort apparently

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