[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
20 August 2011 1163 comments
Paul Paul
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Two Gameweeks in and already Luis Suarez is making a mockery of his 9.5 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) price. Though many Fantasy owners (our very own Mark, for one) must have despaired when the Uruguayan was benched for the trip to Arsenal, Suarez only needed nineteen minutes to underline the fact that class will always out.

Coming on for Andy Carroll in the 71st minute, Suarez netted yet again for Liverpool and has two goals in just ninety-four minutes game time this season. With a home game against Bolton coming up next, Carroll’s Fantasy owners may have reason to be worried- he failed to provide the expected spark and laboured against a patched-up Gunners rear-guard.

Indeed, the big hit-man’s removal proved to be the turning point in the 2-0 victory and with Suarez wasting no time in carrying on his Copa America form, Carroll is looking increasingly likely to be spending the season in the South American’s shadow. Given that, at 10.0, he’s also the more expensive Fantasy buy of the pair, many may jump ship and plump for Suarez before the Trotters take a trip to Anfield next Saturday evening.

The lunchtime game also served up another blank return for Robin Van Persie. Arsenal looked bereft of ideas for much of the game and there’s a bitter irony that the one player who seemed likely to make things happen, Samir Nasri, is on the verge of an Emirates exit. Decimated by injuries and suspension and devoid of any real sense of confidence, the Gunners now travel to Old Trafford in Gameweek 3 and Van Persie, priced at 12.0, will surely see many a Fantasy owner lose faith.

For short-term alternatives, Darren Bent is looking good. A goal and an assist against Steve Kean’s Blackburn shot Aston Villa to the top of the table this afternoon and backed up his choice in the Scout Picks. Bent has another home game next week, with Wolves the visitors in an all-action Midlands derby.

All eyes will be trained on Stamford Bridge next as Fernando Torres leads the line for Chelsea against West Brom. A performance against the Baggies this evening and El Nino -with a clash at home to Norwich next week- could find himself a Fantasy favourite all over again.

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  1. dave_the_bear
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Geeeeeeeeeet in!!

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  2. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Anelka bandwagon!!

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  3. Come on boro
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    anelka ownership = 1.5%

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  4. Tuchap - Lurker
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Chelsea goal not torres.

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  5. didopich
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    own goal anelka assist

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  6. moment
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Lampard assist?

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    1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      no way...

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      1. Dave Bauer
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Yes.

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      2. moment
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        He passed it to Anelka by the look of things, defender didn't touch it.

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    2. TheHazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Yeah, I'd say it probably was, providing Anelka gets the goal, which he should.

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      1. moment
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Yes, they've given it. GET IN!!!

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    3. arfa
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      maybe, but fook knows what the rules are now

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  7. 01mpowers
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Anelka goal BS WHERES TORRES

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    1. Spoiler
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      +100000000

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  8. CFCTom
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Hilario!? Wake up you silly twat.

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  9. Attila the Bum
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    I know, I'm going to be really clever. No-one will expect this flawless plan - I'm going to select THREE Villa defenders as there is no chance of Blackburn scoring.
    Also QPR are utter shit, sure even Bolton hammered them 0-4 away, so I'll make Baines my captain. Bound to score and keep a clean sheet. I reckon I'll get 7 for Given and 6 each for Warnock and Young, plus a goal, an assist and a clean sheet for Baines. Thats a squillion points banked. Easy.
    Early in the game Baines smacks the crossbar, minutes later QPR score. Result 0-1. Villa batter Blackburn and win 3 f**king 1. One squillion points turns into f**k all.
    Bastard.

    But on the brightside. Mackem Shitters 0 - 1 TOON ARMY. Bugger fantasy football this is more important. 🙂

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      three villa defenders?!

      dude....

      and you never captain a defender!

      i thought you were good at this game 😉

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        What on Earth gave you that impression? I'm rubbish post Ronaldo. 🙂

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        1. Nomar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Bolton result misled a lot of people.

          QPR need new players for sure, but they are capable of getting results in this league.

          Remember, Stoke hammered Bolton in Cup semi final. Results like that happen sometimes. I got Baines in but thats because over the course of season he will score a lot of points with goals and assists, not because of one prospective game.

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          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            I know I know, I don't think you'll be Derby II and I overstated it slightly when I said 'utter shit', but I did expect an Everton win and clean sheet.

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    2. Minty
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      But like the Murphy's you're not bitter!! 🙂

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    3. King Eric, in America
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      😆

      It's like you were sitting in my living room last night ... Given & Warnock, Alex & Bosingwa - almost got Hilario for feck's sake.

      Grats on your boys

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  10. CobraKai
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    toress assit?

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  11. Smarty Pants
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    should be Lampard assist

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  12. cechmate
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Very lucky deflection

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  13. User
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Lampard assist given 😀

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  14. TheHazard
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Anelka goal 😆

    That better be the opening of the floodgates

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  15. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    See! People calling for Anelka off after 20 mins in this game a few pages back!!

    Relax already, folks.

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    1. CFCTom
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I was one of them! But AVB knows best! 😀

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  16. dave_the_bear
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    How'd he miss!? HOW DID HE MISS!?

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  17. didopich
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    west brom look dead and berried now they need to come of the fuuuk... box

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  18. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Own goal??

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  19. SupaTune
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    ffs malouda! i need the points, get lost reid.

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  20. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Loads of chances for chelsea

    Where the hell is torres

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    1. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      i feel ur pain. he has my armband too

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  21. CFCTom
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    AVB *IS* a tactical maestro.

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    1. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      getting his team to score at home to West Brom? yeah.

      http://amazingnotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/strange-albert-einstein.jpg

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  22. exammy
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    do do do nicolas anelka

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  23. MrAnderson
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    lampard assist.praise the lord. theres hope yet.

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  24. ManofKent
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Who cares about Fatty - I've got torres...

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  25. Spoiler
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    anyone feeling a torres (c) 4 pointer 🙁

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  26. AP
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Torres coming off. 🙂

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  27. SupaTune
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    torres is coming off..

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  28. Dave1966
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Assist given to Fatty

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    1. AP
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Ugh.

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    2. Waldaz
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Phew...

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  29. clauxy
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    COME ON TORRES!

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    1. andy85wsm
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      He's about to be subbed for Drogba. Don't see who else it can be

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  30. didopich
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    torres is coming off too bad not even 4 points from the captain

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